Author Topic: New York Pro - How do I get tickets? (Read 3290 times)

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:01:06 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on May 23, 2011, 09:59:35 AM

We sponsor both amateurs and wannabes alike.

We will gladly offer you a contract if you meet the standards we set forth. Just make sure to show up with your shopping bag in hand and with something a little less revealing than what the competitors wear on stage and we will give you a fair chance.

I know you think it's all a joke, but for a struggling bodybuilder that still lives out of mom's basement, we offer a pretty good deal.

"1"

I don't think it's a joke. I don't really care what people choose to do with their money or penises. I just can't imagine anyone paying ME for sex.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:07:04 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 23, 2011, 10:01:06 AM

I don't think it's a joke. I don't really care what people choose to do with their money or penises. I just can't imagine anyone paying ME for sex.

Who the hell would pay anyone for sex?

We don't NEED sex from a bunch of boys.

We are bodybuilding enthusiasts that support the sport. Some men decide to pose on a stage for over 2,000 men in order to POSSIBLY take home a prize of $10,000 or less.

We instead bring the show home and within the comforts of our bedroom, have the same men pose in front of our bed, as we admire their talents. We don't masturbate or touch them or even ask them for anything. We just enjoy watching from the comforts of our own home.

We do offer a premium if you pose nude, but NO ONE will touch you. My partner has a huge penis, as do I. Most bodybuilders have very small penises. I don't need to reach out to anyone for another penis. We do appreciate a good posing routine with seductive music being played (A'la Melvin Anthony), but that's the extent of that.

This view of some greasy homosexual that masturbates as a man poses in front of him within a bathroom stall is clearly not the truth. Those kind of schmoes are the dangerous types that will do more than just watch you pose as they jerk away.

We are High-End sponsors that like to get sneak previews before the competitors hit the stage.

NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.

"1"

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #28 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:12:32 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on May 23, 2011, 10:07:04 AM

Who the hell would pay anyone for sex?

We don't NEED sex from a bunch of boys.

We are bodybuilding enthusiasts that support the sport. Some men decide to pose on a stage for over 2,000 men in order to POSSIBLY take home a prize of $10,000 or less.

We instead bring the show home and within the comforts of our bedroom, have the same men pose in front of our bed, as we admire their talents. We don't masturbate or touch them or even ask them for anything. We just enjoy watching from the comforts of our own home.

We do offer a premium if you pose nude, but NO ONE will touch you. My partner has a huge penis, as do I. Most bodybuilders have very small penises. I don't need to reach out to anyone for another penis. We do appreciate a good posing routine with seductive music being played (A'la Melvin Anthony), but that's the extent of that.

This view of some greasy homosexual that masturbates as a man poses in front of him within a bathroom stall is clearly not the truth. Those kind of schmoes are the dangerous types that will do more than just watch you pose as they jerk away.

We are High-End sponsors that like to get sneak previews before the competitors hit the stage.

NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.

"1"

Oh, gotcha. Well, I still don't qualify, I am bloofy americano who can't pose for shit.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #29 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 23, 2011, 10:12:32 AM

Oh, gotcha. Well, I still don't qualify, I am bloofy americano who can't pose for shit.

Fair enough.

At least you are honest and not a liar like many young men that never make it past the doorman.

I hope one day you decide to compete again, this sport needs more honest men.

"1"

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #30 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:09:14 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on May 23, 2011, 10:14:09 AM

Fair enough.

At least you are honest and not a liar like many young men that never make it past the doorman.

I hope one day you decide to compete again, this sport needs more honest men.

"1"

So tickets are at the door only? I'm driving a bit, don't want to be turned away after all the effort.

newmom · « **Reply #31 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:11:02 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 23, 2011, 11:09:14 AM

So tickets are at the door only? I'm driving a bit, don't want to be turned away after all the effort.

see if someone can get you tickets before hand. That would suck to drive all that way to not get in

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #32 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:17:16 AM »

BTW wasn't that show called Night of the Champions or is that another one ??

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #33 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:21:21 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on May 23, 2011, 11:11:02 AM

see if someone can get you tickets before hand. That would suck to drive all that way to not get in

I don't fucking know anyone who goes to Pro Thongfests. Can YOU get me tickets? I need 2. The guy I'm going with will make rainbows shoot out of your vagina. That should be motivation enough.

newmom · « **Reply #34 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:26:35 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 23, 2011, 11:21:21 AM

I don't fucking know anyone who goes to Pro Thongfests. Can YOU get me tickets? I need 2. The guy I'm going with will make rainbows shoot out of your vagina. That should be motivation enough.

omg WTF...

I was just in NYC over the weekend. Ya should of told me sooner ya bonehead..About this friend of yours

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #35 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Runningmom on May 23, 2011, 11:26:35 AM

omg WTF...

I was just in NYC over the weekend. Ya should of told me sooner ya bonehead..About this friend of yours

Every girl openly fawns over him. He's oblivious. My GF, my friends GF's, single girls, everyone. I'm training him for a show in October and looking to see if we can get him a supp contract. He's got the look.

newmom · « **Reply #36 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:29:48 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 23, 2011, 11:28:00 AM

Every girl openly fawns over him. He's oblivious. My GF, my friends GF's, single girls, everyone. I'm training him for a show in October and looking to see if we can get him a supp contract. He's got the look.

send me his picture and let me take a gander

. How is the GF? You better be doing right by her