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Title: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: chaos on May 23, 2011, 08:28:27 PM
Plow her up the butt and wipe it on the curtains as you walk out the door.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 23, 2011, 08:30:35 PM
I use pictures of fatpanda to force myself to do cardio 4x a week and stay under 12%

true story
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: kh300 on May 23, 2011, 08:32:20 PM
Well you dont want the mother of your children to be someone who uses such foul language,do you?

If not just inject lots of drugs and do quarter reps. You'll be buff in no time!
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:33:51 PM
Well you dont want the mother of your children to be someone who uses such foul language,do you?

If not just inject lots of drugs and do quarter reps. You'll be buff in no time!

kh300, maybe you did not notice but I have 15" arms (cold).  Obviously I am sterile from all the synthetic testosterona used to achieve this feat.

I appreciate your advices though 8)
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Bam-bam on May 23, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
grow a bigger dick bro, us big dicked males can get pretty fat and get away with it because in the end we all know what counts for women. hope this helps.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 24, 2011, 09:07:19 AM
sounds like true love
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 24, 2011, 10:45:23 AM
Let her cook for you and listen to her lamentations.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Playboy on May 24, 2011, 11:32:20 AM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?
Buy a Dodge ... damn fine car to run people over with
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: HTexan on May 24, 2011, 05:16:16 PM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?
Tell her she is fat too?  ???
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Pet shop boys on May 28, 2011, 12:47:10 PM
Tell her she is fat too?  ???
If he does that, he will lose her forever .


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: tommywishbone on May 28, 2011, 12:48:29 PM
You're in trouble fatty.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on May 28, 2011, 12:48:45 PM
Tell her she is fat too?  ???
Tell her that her labia are too discolored for your liking and you wish that she do something about it
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Primemuscle on May 28, 2011, 01:13:43 PM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?

Dump her before she dumps you. Be a man!

If a woman cares for you she wouldn't give you such an ultimatum.

Good work on the arms. Mine are finally a solid 17" working towards 18" over the next year....yahoo!
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Immortal_Technique on May 29, 2011, 02:42:57 AM
Man up and lose weight you pussy assed guy.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 29, 2011, 05:34:49 AM
Throw your shoes to her
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Tapeworm on May 29, 2011, 05:55:13 AM
Don't lose her or you'll have to start all over again.  And with a fat girl.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 29, 2011, 05:58:53 AM
There is hope
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Firemuscle on May 29, 2011, 05:59:16 AM
 Let's see a pic Hulkotron. Then we can see if the bitch is crazy or if you really are a fatass who needs to lose weight.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: obtuse_waiter on May 30, 2011, 12:33:36 PM


lol
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 30, 2011, 08:10:08 PM
This is a joke btw, some delusional fat guy posted an earlier thread claiming he was getting so huge and muscular his GF told him he couldn't gain any more weight.  I've posted pics several times and weigh like 180 tops.  I was up to 185 in February but have been running a lot since then, probably below 180 at the moment.

I do really have 15" arms though!
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Rambone on May 30, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: slacker on May 30, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?
Why dont you try lifting weights
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: chaos on May 30, 2011, 09:00:02 PM
 I've posted pics several times
???
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 31, 2011, 05:09:10 AM
???

Here are a couple for your "special" time at night.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: chaos on May 31, 2011, 05:21:56 AM
Twink!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 31, 2011, 05:23:43 AM
Well yes I've never really claimed otherwise.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: chaos on May 31, 2011, 05:27:26 AM
Well yes I've never really claimed otherwise.

I think twink acceptance has helped kill getbig. Twinks used to get up in arms and pissy about being called twinks, now they embrace it and have contests over whos the best twink. :(
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 31, 2011, 05:33:39 AM
I think twink acceptance has helped kill getbig. Twinks used to get up in arms and pissy about being called twinks, now they embrace it and have contests over whos the best twink. :(

I am skeptical of any pics actually being posted tomorrow or at any point in that "contest".
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 31, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
jessica alba looking thin in those photos.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Firemuscle on May 31, 2011, 05:37:37 AM
I think twink acceptance has helped kill getbig. Twinks used to get up in arms and pissy about being called twinks, now they embrace it and have contests over whos the best twink. :(

 That's because being a "twink" looks a lot better than being a fucking ogre. It's much better for sports and being active. And it'll pull more pussy. That's just the damn truth.

 This is what the women want to fuck. And this is healthy.

 (http://rlv.zcache.com/male_fitness_model_poster_4-p228295906763207273t5wm_400.jpg)

 This is what queers like. It's unhealthy, and it can't perform in sports and activities well.

 (http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n213/speargoon/bear_man.jpg)

 Without serious DRUGS you're not gonna have the size and the leanz. You gotta choose.

 You just got schooled boy!
 

 
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 31, 2011, 05:55:14 AM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n213/speargoon/bear_man.jpg)

 Without serious DRUGS you're not gonna have the size and the leanz. You gotta choose.

 You just got schooled boy!
 

Fat Panda looking jacked and tan. 8)
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 31, 2011, 06:21:53 AM
That's because being a "twink" looks a lot better than being a fucking ogre. It's much better for sports and being active. And it'll pull more pussy. That's just the damn truth.

 This is what the women want to fuck. And this is healthy.


 This is what queers like. It's unhealthy, and it can't perform in sports and activities well.



 Without serious DRUGS you're not gonna have the size and the leanz. You gotta choose.

 You just got schooled boy!
 

 

yeah, but you dont' look like either.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Firemuscle on May 31, 2011, 06:23:47 AM
yeah, but you dont' look like either.

 I look like a mix between Brad Pitt and a white Dexter Jackson.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: chaos on May 31, 2011, 09:18:48 AM
Lol, that's no way to talk to a judge! :)
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Playboy on May 31, 2011, 09:58:02 AM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?
Ditch the bitch and hit the bar.
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: cyp200la on May 31, 2011, 10:29:20 AM
lose weight lmao!!! fn bean pole!!!!
Title: Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
Post by: Hulkotron on May 31, 2011, 10:34:00 AM
lose weight lmao!!! fn bean pole!!!!

Did you miss the part where this is a parody thread you neanderthal?