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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2011, 05:21:56 AM »
Twink!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2011, 05:23:43 AM »
Well yes I've never really claimed otherwise.
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2011, 05:27:26 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 31, 2011, 05:23:43 AM
Well yes I've never really claimed otherwise.

I think twink acceptance has helped kill getbig. Twinks used to get up in arms and pissy about being called twinks, now they embrace it and have contests over whos the best twink. :(
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2011, 05:33:39 AM »
Quote from: chaos on May 31, 2011, 05:27:26 AM
I think twink acceptance has helped kill getbig. Twinks used to get up in arms and pissy about being called twinks, now they embrace it and have contests over whos the best twink. :(

I am skeptical of any pics actually being posted tomorrow or at any point in that "contest".
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2011, 05:36:31 AM »
jessica alba looking thin in those photos.
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2011, 05:37:37 AM »
Quote from: chaos on May 31, 2011, 05:27:26 AM
I think twink acceptance has helped kill getbig. Twinks used to get up in arms and pissy about being called twinks, now they embrace it and have contests over whos the best twink. :(

 That's because being a "twink" looks a lot better than being a fucking ogre. It's much better for sports and being active. And it'll pull more pussy. That's just the damn truth.

 This is what the women want to fuck. And this is healthy.

 

 This is what queers like. It's unhealthy, and it can't perform in sports and activities well.

 

 Without serious DRUGS you're not gonna have the size and the leanz. You gotta choose.

 You just got schooled boy!
 

 
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2011, 05:55:14 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 31, 2011, 05:37:37 AM


 Without serious DRUGS you're not gonna have the size and the leanz. You gotta choose.

 You just got schooled boy!
 

Fat Panda looking jacked and tan. 8)
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2011, 06:21:53 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 31, 2011, 05:37:37 AM
That's because being a "twink" looks a lot better than being a fucking ogre. It's much better for sports and being active. And it'll pull more pussy. That's just the damn truth.

 This is what the women want to fuck. And this is healthy.


 This is what queers like. It's unhealthy, and it can't perform in sports and activities well.



 Without serious DRUGS you're not gonna have the size and the leanz. You gotta choose.

 You just got schooled boy!
 

 

yeah, but you dont' look like either.
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2011, 06:23:47 AM »
Quote from: ManBearPig... on May 31, 2011, 06:21:53 AM
yeah, but you dont' look like either.

 I look like a mix between Brad Pitt and a white Dexter Jackson.
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2011, 09:18:48 AM »
Lol, that's no way to talk to a judge! :)
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:02 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 23, 2011, 08:25:05 PM
with my fat ass.

My arms are up to 15" (cold!) though.  Advices?
Ditch the bitch and hit the bar.
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2011, 10:29:20 AM »
lose weight lmao!!! fn bean pole!!!!
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Re: My girlfriend says if I don't lose some fucking weight she'll break up
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2011, 10:34:00 AM »
Quote from: cyp200la on May 31, 2011, 10:29:20 AM
lose weight lmao!!! fn bean pole!!!!

Did you miss the part where this is a parody thread you neanderthal?
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