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Title: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Wiggs on May 29, 2011, 08:40:45 AM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/11-new-york-pro/3179-new-york-pro-finals-wrap-up-with-victor-martinez-evan-centpani-and-shawn-ray.html



Kai will beat Phil and Jay to become the 2011 Mr. Olympia.  He'll look nasty and he will beat Jay with his conditioning...Suicide conditioning will be in full effect.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 29, 2011, 08:43:51 AM
I can't wait to see what he'll bring to the O !! Sorry, Cutler. You'll have to settle for 2nd place this year. Maybe even Top 5. :(
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: mass243 on May 29, 2011, 08:45:33 AM
Do you guys think Jay has spent last night in a toilet, shitting his ass off in scare ?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Papper on May 29, 2011, 08:57:00 AM
Do you guys think Jay has spent last night in a toilet, shitting injecting his ass off in scare ?  ;D ;D

;D
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: G_Thang on May 29, 2011, 09:11:04 AM
shawn ray needs to take his fat ass back to the gym, would easily win the show in FL and pocket 100k.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Reeves on May 29, 2011, 09:27:39 AM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/11-new-york-pro/3179-new-york-pro-finals-wrap-up-with-victor-martinez-evan-centpani-and-shawn-ray.html



Kai will beat Phil and Jay to become the 2011 Mr. Olympia.  He'll look nasty and he will beat Jay with his conditioning...Suicide conditioning will be in full effect.

90% what?  90% homosexual?  Ok, that I would believe.  He is currently holding just a bit of masculinity, perhaps 10 %.  But under the expert tutelage of his new schmo he will get all the manliness out of his system in time for the Olympia.

Evidence of this touch of heterosexuality can be seen during his posing "display".  Several times he looks puzzled as if he has suddenly become cognizant of  his whereabouts and is wondering just what in the wide, wide world of sports he is doing on a stage, in his spangly Thundies®  (Kai's new line of posing gear.  50% Thong, 50% underwear.  100% Kai approved!) surrounded  by queens.  And why does his ass hurt so much?

Then he drifts back into his new reality.  That of a professional purveyor of densely compacted penis, anal and oral orifice.   Kai is the new monolith around which the schmomosexuals of the world dance like the anthropomorphic precursors to man that rocked so sensually, so rhythmically around  in the classic film,  "2001 - A Space Odyssey".  Fitting, since as BayGBM would thrillingly point out, a monolith is nothing more than a priapic symbol of the superiority of the penis to the vagina.

90%?  Fear not, Wiggs.  Kai is dialing it in and will soon lose that last vestige of genuine masculinity and be at 100% gayness by the time the Olympia rolls around.  Weider is holding out for this.  For Uncle Joe it will be like the Summer Solstice of Sweet Surrender.  The 2nd Cumming if you will.  Once Sir Joe of Weider sees  Kai crowned Queen of Bodybuilding he can "assend" to the heavens to rest.. His labors done.  Finally to rest...

Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: spude on May 29, 2011, 09:30:49 AM
tbh i much prefer his 2007 look over current...posing was kinda classy, too ;D


Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: spude on May 29, 2011, 09:37:28 AM
well now that i watched the 2007 posing routine...HOLY FUCK HIS BACK, DELTS AND ARMS HAVE GROWN!!!
unfortunately gut too... :-[
another problem is now i can't watch this masterpiece song, mj's best imho, without thinking about a grapefruit fucking oiled "man" dancing in thongs and making weird buttsex faces... :-X
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Papper on May 29, 2011, 09:43:07 AM
I'm sure he purposely "brought" Kai in at exactly 90 %, to spare the fresh 10 % to October. It's an exact science these percentages, that's why he's a "guru".
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Chick on May 29, 2011, 09:54:16 AM
I'm sure he purposely "brought" Kai in at exactly 90 %, to spare the fresh 10 % to October. It's an exact science these percentages, that's why he's a "guru".

No... idea is to not  put the body through the extremes, if it's not necessary...in this case, it was a well thought out strategy, as you'll see Kai much sharper at the O.


Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Meso_z on May 29, 2011, 10:17:18 AM
And he should better stay at that "percentage". Wise up and dont push it...if he wants to advance further in this so-called sport.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Papper on May 29, 2011, 10:18:37 AM
No... idea is to not  put the body through the extremes, if it's not necessary...in this case, it was a well thought out strategy, as you'll see Kai much sharper at the O.




You're the expert. Perhaps they held off extremes, I just wanted to put a warranted question mark to the percentual expression we so often hear, and in this case to him laying it out there after the win was in the bag. Maybe I'm a little skeptic.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Alexander D on May 29, 2011, 06:09:53 PM
the other 10% of Kai was in a grapefruit...
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Alexander D on May 29, 2011, 07:17:06 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Reeves on May 29, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
the other 10% of Kai was in a grapefruit...

In the event he wins the Olympia, a future endorsement by Kai is rumored to be grapefruit juice.  Due to laws governing the disclosure of such things, the ingredients will read:

70% water.  20% juice. 10% Kai Greene.

FTN.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: G_Thang on May 29, 2011, 07:25:57 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378452.0;attach=415429;image)

i guess when all the hair is gone he'll use Elmer's Glue and Scotch Tape to keep that bun.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: bike nut on May 29, 2011, 08:37:53 PM
I'd pay money to find out what Frank Zane thinks of the current state of "pro" bodybuilding.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 29, 2011, 08:50:03 PM
Can you imagine an NFL Pro fucking a grape fruit in front of a camera?  Then being treated like it's no big deal?  Kai is a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: DK II on May 29, 2011, 08:51:31 PM
In the event he wins the Olympia, a future endorsement by Kai is rumored to be grapefruit juice.  Due to laws governing the disclosure of such things, the ingredients will read:

70% oil.  20% juice. 10% Kai Greene.

FTN.

fixed
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Mr.1derful on May 29, 2011, 08:55:22 PM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/11-new-york-pro/3179-new-york-pro-finals-wrap-up-with-victor-martinez-evan-centpani-and-shawn-ray.html



Kai will beat Phil and Jay to become the 2011 Mr. Olympia
.  He'll look nasty and he will beat Jay with his conditioning...Suicide conditioning will be in full effect.

I'll call it right now and say he won't.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Meso_z on May 29, 2011, 08:59:29 PM
I'd pay money to find out what Frank Zane thinks of the current state of "pro" bodybuilding.
lol.

Who the fuck cares about "Frank Zane". Ask him about the "Physique Division", he has nothing to do with Bbing.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 29, 2011, 09:03:24 PM
lol.

Who the fuck cares about "Frank Zane". Ask him about the "Physique Division", he has nothing to do with Bbing.

Is that Nasser as your Avatar?  ???
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: DK II on May 29, 2011, 09:46:26 PM
Is that Nasser gh15 as your Avatar?  ???

fixed
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: bike nut on May 29, 2011, 10:48:20 PM
Meso_z suck a fat dick.

Zane studied and worked to build a symmetrical physique based on the classic Greek ideal.

And you go to the Derek Anthony's and Dave Palumbo's of the world for your bodybuilding opinions.

Clownbake.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Meso_z on May 29, 2011, 11:07:43 PM
Meso_z suck a fat dick.

Zane studied and worked to build a symmetrical physique based on the classic Greek ideal.

And you go to the Derek Anthony's and Dave Palumbo's of the world for your bodybuilding opinions.

Clownbake.
haha, Kiss my ass gimmick.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 29, 2011, 11:12:51 PM
Anyone see the bandage he had under his navel during the routine? What was that?
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 29, 2011, 11:15:54 PM
Anyone see the bandage he had under his navel during the routine? What was that?

It's a drain plug.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 29, 2011, 11:20:06 PM
It's a drain plug.

For what? Please elaborate. The bandage fell off during the posing and I didn't see anything under it.
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: Alexander D on May 30, 2011, 06:14:58 AM
For what? Please elaborate. The bandage fell off during the posing and I didn't see anything under it.

It drains semen out of your stomach...
Title: Re: Kai was only 90% at the NY Pro....
Post by: spude on May 30, 2011, 06:27:43 AM
Is that Nasser as your Avatar?  ???

always thought it was young dj...