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Kai will beat Phil and Jay to become the 2011 Mr. Olympia. He'll look nasty and he will beat Jay with his conditioning...Suicide conditioning will be in full effect.
90% what? 90% homosexual? Ok, that I would believe. He is currently holding just a bit of masculinity, perhaps 10 %. But under the expert tutelage of his new schmo he will get all the manliness out of his system in time for the Olympia.
Evidence of this touch of heterosexuality can be seen during his posing "display". Several times he looks puzzled as if he has suddenly become cognizant of his whereabouts and is wondering just what in the wide, wide world of sports he is doing on a stage, in his spangly Thundies® (Kai's new line of posing gear. 50% Thong, 50% underwear. 100% Kai approved!) surrounded by queens. And why does his ass hurt so much?
Then he drifts back into his new reality. That of a professional purveyor of densely compacted penis, anal and oral orifice. Kai is the new monolith around which the schmomosexuals of the world dance like the anthropomorphic precursors to man that rocked so sensually, so rhythmically around in the classic film, "2001 - A Space Odyssey". Fitting, since as BayGBM would thrillingly point out, a monolith is nothing more than a priapic symbol of the superiority of the penis to the vagina.
90%? Fear not, Wiggs. Kai is dialing it in and will soon lose that last vestige of genuine masculinity and be at 100% gayness by the time the Olympia rolls around. Weider is holding out for this. For Uncle Joe it will be like the Summer Solstice of Sweet Surrender. The 2nd Cumming if you will. Once Sir Joe of Weider sees Kai crowned Queen of Bodybuilding he can "assend" to the heavens to rest.. His labors done. Finally to rest...
Fuck that noise.
