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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on May 31, 2011, 01:56:28 PM
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Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development. So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
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Not sure who should be more embarrassed...you or him
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Not sure who should be more embarrassed...you or him
Taking the sides of the schmoes not big surprise there chick ::)
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Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development.
So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief.
Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
Brutal self-ownage.
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Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development.
So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief.
Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
so you were the old schmoe and he ran away from you?
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this seriously has to be the stupidest thread and biggest self ownage ever. The other thread you started to whine about chick is just the icing on the cake.
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this seriously has to be the stupidest thread and biggest self ownage ever. The other thread you started to whine about chick is just the icing on the cake.
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HAH
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fag
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Stark = angry gaylord
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If this is true, then you just made yourself look like a fuckin' fag !!! A FUCKIN' FAG !!! I'd run from you, too !
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Stark is quite the submissive bottom, he lets immigrant men bang on his door and doesn't do shit until the guy barges in his house, cries when birds die and has an OCD addiction to posting youtube videos.
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Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development.
So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief.
Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
Stark definitely whacks his peepee to Pavol Jablonicky striated glute pics.
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This is a crock of hog shit, i am not buying it.
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Stark is quite the submissive bottom, he lets immigrant men bang on his door and doesn't do shit until the guy barges in his house. cries when birds die and has an OCD addiction to posting youtube videos.
What are you implying? ;D
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Possible backfire
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Not sure who should be more embarrassed...you or him
Well flip a coin and make a decision then, you're the embarassment expert around these parts.
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Taking the sides of the schmoes not big surprise there chick ::)
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You're a good guy in my book stark
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good god nico
wake up and smell the coffee
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x3. Epic backfire thread! :'(
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Livin the dream baby livin dream. Humiliating shmoes. Embarrassing juiced up gym rats. What's next?
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I think Stark is looking for an old schmoe to give him a Jersey Shore fist pump right in the rectal region.
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Stark = angry gaylord
lol
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x3. Epic backfire thread! :'(
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good god nico
wake up and smell the coffee
I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.
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Sometimes acting like a Getbigger in real life doesn't always pay off. :-\
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Sometimes acting like a Getbigger in real life doesn't always pay off. :-\
You mean to tell me when I tried to chat up this awesome girl on the till at tescos and I said.
I can probably bench twice your body weight.
And she coldly replied - Do you need a plastic bag for those mars bars and snikers?
You want to tell me that was the reason why I had to wax my carrot for another 1/2 year?
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I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.
Instead you ended up owning yourself with that little story. Do yourself a favor and never share it with anyone again; it only makes you look like the creepy one. The fact that you could not see that is part of the problem. :-[
And, no, we would not have done the same thing.
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I think it was funny what you did, Stark !..... ;)
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this seriously has to be the stupidest thread and biggest self ownage ever. The other thread you started to whine about chick is just the icing on the cake.
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self-ownage^546432567
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Some people here need to stay away from trying to be humorous, Stark is such people.
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That's funny...
shoulda started hollering at him when he ran away "hey man, come back...wanna see my glutes? Let's get a cup of coffee or something dude!"
Oh well....
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epic self outing of the skinny/fat fag "stark"
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stark strikes me as the kinda guy who likes to listen to micheal bolton
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::)
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stark strikes me as the kinda guy who likes a cherry on top
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::)
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I love it when someone tries to throw a grenade and it blows up in their own face. ;D
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Some times it's uncool trying to be too cool.
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stark strikes me as the kinda guy who floats
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He doesn't dare to press the reply button anymore..... :'(
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He doesn't dare to press the reply button anymore..... :'(
lol that's when you're wrong,
hahah the fact that 99% of people defend a creepy old fag speaks volumes I must say :D
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Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development. So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
So, an old man - maybe with health problems - is reading Flex because he wants to get in shape. Bear in mind his generation isn't particularly internet savvy, so magazines are his only recourse for information. As he's reading the articles [and probably wondering why there's no mention of steroids], a raging queen appears behind him and shrieks in his ear about "mighty glutes." His generation don't 'do' the internet, and they certainly don't do queers - so he panics and runs from the shop.
Oh well, there's always tomorrow. Maybe the next old man will react differently - and you'll get the wrinkled flesh you so obviously crave.
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Instead you ended up owning yourself with that little story. Do yourself a favor and never share it with anyone again; it only makes you look like the creepy one. The fact that you could not see that is part of the problem. :-[
And, no, we would not have done the same thing.
Who's we?
I'm sure you wouldn't have done it, you probably would have given him tips how to hook up with one of these muscle studs :D
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So, an old man - maybe with health problems - is reading Flex because he wants to get in shape. Bear in mind his generation isn't particularly internet savvy, so magazines are his only recourse for information. As he's reading the articles [and probably wondering why there's no mention of steroids], a raging queen appears behind him and shrieks in his ear about "mighty glutes." His generation don't 'do' the internet, and they certainly don't do queers - so he panics and runs from the shop.
Oh well, there's always tomorrow. Maybe the next old man will react differently - and you'll get the wrinkled flesh you so obviously crave.
Don't care old people should know better.
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Stark is the kind of guy that hits and flirts on sugar daddies at the bookstore, then when they turn him down, he make posts about his self ownage.
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Stark is the kind of guy that hits and flirts on sugar daddies at the bookstore, then when they turn him down, he make posts about his self ownage.
;D
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It just isn't Starkday today I guess...
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I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.
fact 1
The idea that you " couldn't help " going up to a complete stranger leering over his shoulder as he was flipping through a magazine, and making a comment about another mans glutes...is creppy as fuck....THAT was what's strange...not him looking at a mag.
Fact 2
anyone within their right mind would have bolted from the scene ASAP, especially a harmless old man...he though YOU were the one looking for some action, based on YOUR unsolicited comment about some BBers ass....
fact 3
The very notion that you thought this would perceived as "cool" or funny, that you went out of your way to post it...makes it pretty apparent that you're either hard up for strangers approval on this site, or it's a completely made up story, which you didn't think through, and it backfired miserably...
my vote is the latter...
either one is pathetic...now you are not only defending your alleged actions, but pulling in the dirt around you even more as you sink lower and lower...
do yourself a favor, try And save just a shread of dignity, and admit you made it up to try and look cool...
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Stark is quite the submissive bottom, he lets immigrant men bang on his door and doesn't do shit until the guy barges in his house, cries when birds die and has an OCD addiction to posting youtube videos.
you missed - he tries to have sex with his wife while she is nursing his baby - talk about a lowlife :-\
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fact 1
The idea that you " couldn't help " going up to a complete stranger leering over his shoulder as he was flipping through a magazine, and making a comment about another mans glutes...is creppy as fuck....THAT was what's strange...not him looking at a mag.
Fact 2
anyone within their right mind would have bolted from the scene ASAP, especially a harmless old man...he though YOU were the one looking for some action, based on YOUR unsolicited comment about some BBers ass....
fact 3
The very notion that you thought this would perceived as "cool" or funny, that you went out of your way to post it...makes it pretty apparent that you're either hard up for strangers approval on this site, or it's a completely made up story, which you didn't think through, and it backfired miserably...
my vote is the latter...
either one is pathetic...now you are not only defending your alleged actions, but pulling in the dirt around you even more as you sink lower and lower...
do yourself a favor, try And save just a shread of dignity, and admit you made it up to try and look cool...
Ouch! Owned by Chick... That's gotta hurt! Stark won't recover. I vote for cremation. :'(
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Fucking weirdo, I really doubt this happened but if the story it's true then it would be even more pathetic.
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Is this Stark guy that old ? wonder why he refers to himself as Old Schmoe - just a weirdo I guess....
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Stark,
You should have invited him over to your place to watch your collection of BFTO videos.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378779.0;attach=415624;image)
Why is Tom, from what it appears, keeping guard in front of an ice machine?
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Stark,
You should have invited him over to your place to watch your collection of BFTO videos.
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Ahahahaha... :) maybe Stark is old school and wanted to watch Blood and Guts together with his new friend on the loveseat while sharing a protein shake..
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Some times it's uncool trying to be too cool.
If you are trying to be cool, you have already failed.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378695.0;attach=415655;image)
Hahaha good one!
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Brutal self-ownage.
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got this email sent to me today...thought I would share it wit all of you:
dear Bob
"my name is Bill, I'm a 72 year old man, who enjoys his retirement with my wife of 52 years. I was in a local dept store the other day, and while waiting to pick up a prescription , I was perusing rough a few magazines. As my grand daughter competes in Figure competitions, I was looking for her in a FLEX magazine when all of a sudden, I felt someone leering over my shoulder...as I turned to see, this creepy fellow whispers in my ear something about liking the mans glutes in the magazine.
well, I can tel you, even at my age, I was frightened that this was one of those homo guys I read about, or maybe he has an old man fetish. either way, I wasn't willing to hang around and find out!
needless to say, I exited as quick as I can..."
Bill
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got this email sent to me today...thought I would share it wit all of you:
dear Bob
"my name is Bill, I'm a 72 year old man, who enjoys his retirement with my wife of 52 years. I was in a local dept store the other day, and while waiting to pick up a prescription , I was perusing rough a few magazines. As my grand daughter competes in Figure competitions, I was looking for her in a FLEX magazine when all of a sudden, I felt someone leering over my shoulder...as I turned to see, this creepy fellow whispers in my ear something about liking the mans glutes in the magazine.
well, I can tel you, even at my age, I was frightened that this was one of those homo guys I read about, or maybe he has an old man fetish. either way, I wasn't willing to hang around and find out!
needless to say, I exited as quick as I can..."
Bill
HAHA!More responses like this will earn you points with Getbiggers ;D
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Why is Tom, from what it appears, keeping guard in front of an ice machine?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378779.0;attach=415624;image)
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Security to prevent Bob getting mobbed by Horny Schmoes.
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got this email sent to me today...thought I would share it wit all of you:
dear Bob
"my name is Bill, I'm a 72 year old man, who enjoys his retirement with my wife of 52 years. I was in a local dept store the other day, and while waiting to pick up a prescription , I was perusing rough a few magazines. As my grand daughter competes in Figure competitions, I was looking for her in a FLEX magazine when all of a sudden, I felt someone leering over my shoulder...as I turned to see, this creepy fellow whispers in my ear something about liking the mans glutes in the magazine.
well, I can tel you, even at my age, I was frightened that this was one of those homo guys I read about, or maybe he has an old man fetish. either way, I wasn't willing to hang around and find out!
needless to say, I exited as quick as I can..."
Bill
Haha
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fact 1
The idea that you " couldn't help " going up to a complete stranger leering over his shoulder as he was flipping through a magazine, and making a comment about another mans glutes...is creppy as fuck....THAT was what's strange...not him looking at a mag.
Fact 2
anyone within their right mind would have bolted from the scene ASAP, especially a harmless old man...he though YOU were the one looking for some action, based on YOUR unsolicited comment about some BBers ass....
fact 3
The very notion that you thought this would perceived as "cool" or funny, that you went out of your way to post it...makes it pretty apparent that you're either hard up for strangers approval on this site, or it's a completely made up story, which you didn't think through, and it backfired miserably...
my vote is the latter...
either one is pathetic...now you are not only defending your alleged actions, but pulling in the dirt around you even more as you sink lower and lower...
do yourself a favor, try And save just a shread of dignity, and admit you made it up to try and look cool...
Obviously a made up story, we've seen this guys pics and he's never lifted a weight in his life
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got this email sent to me today...thought I would share it wit all of you:
dear Bob
"my name is Bill, I'm a 72 year old man, who enjoys his retirement with my wife of 52 years. I was in a local dept store the other day, and while waiting to pick up a prescription , I was perusing rough a few magazines. As my grand daughter competes in Figure competitions, I was looking for her in a FLEX magazine when all of a sudden, I felt someone leering over my shoulder...as I turned to see, this creepy fellow whispers in my ear something about liking the mans glutes in the magazine.
well, I can tel you, even at my age, I was frightened that this was one of those homo guys I read about, or maybe he has an old man fetish. either way, I wasn't willing to hang around and find out!
needless to say, I exited as quick as I can..."
Bill
Hahahaha, Chick crucifying stark :)
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Maybe he should have been looking in Hustler mag for his sister instead....
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got this email sent to me today...thought I would share it wit all of you:
dear Bob
"my name is Bill, I'm a 72 year old man, who enjoys his retirement with my wife of 52 years. I was in a local dept store the other day, and while waiting to pick up a prescription , I was perusing rough a few magazines. As my grand daughter competes in Figure competitions, I was looking for her in a FLEX magazine when all of a sudden, I felt someone leering over my shoulder...as I turned to see, this creepy fellow whispers in my ear something about liking the mans glutes in the magazine.
well, I can tel you, even at my age, I was frightened that this was one of those homo guys I read about, or maybe he has an old man fetish. either way, I wasn't willing to hang around and find out!
needless to say, I exited as quick as I can..."
Bill
Lol
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lol thanks for the laughts Chick :D
And rest of the guys well done :D
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Chick love to act as though bdybuilding is same normal activity that families can bond together with. Gimme a fucking break.
An old man checking out a muscle mag "because his grand daughter competes in fitness" ::) Sure.
This guy is worse than a used car salesman and he looks just like one too.
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Chick love to act as though bdybuilding is same normal activity that families can bond together with. Gimme a fucking break.
An old man checking out a muscle mag "because his grand daughter competes in fitness" ::) Sure.
This guy is worse than a used car salesman and he looks just like one too.
checking out any magazine in a public store is about a normal activity as it gets....
What's not, Is going up to a complete stranger, let alone a 70- something year old, leering over his shoulder and proceeding to make homo- erotic comments...
of course, you're the only idiot here backing up this action....no surprise there ::)
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checking out any magazine in a public store is about a normal activity as it gets....
What's not, Is going up to a complete stranger, let alone a 70- something year old, leering over his shoulder and proceeding to make homo- erotic comments...
of course, you're the only idiot here backing up this action....no surprise there ::)
Chick ever heard of doing society a favor? I personally believe I struck a blow for society and the white man and I am proud of what I did.
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Chick ever heard of doing society a favor? I personally believe I struck a blow for society and the white man and I am proud of what I did.
yeah...you were looking to strike a blow all right.... ::)
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You are the right man to talk ::)
You have less spine than a god damn jellyfish, never really hacked it in life, small appearances in small shows (You were fucking awesome in Malcom in the middle haha fucking ha) calls himself the rep of the bodybuilding being fully aware that 99% of your "clients" wouldn't like you to represent them if you weren't to fucking stupid to ask you would have found that out yourself.
Furthermore you come across as this almighty well spoken guy while you constantly struggle to hide the ugly truth that you gave up a good and respected job to become a Representative people that abuse drugs.
I just checked my crystal ball and it says that one day they will find you dead in a closet one hand in your soiled mickey mouse pants with a letter of apology to humanity in the other.
Your mom must be proud of you Bob.
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You are the right man to talk ::)
You have less spine than a god damn jellyfish, never really hacked it in life, small appearances in small shows (You were fucking awesome in Malcom in the middle haha fucking ha) calls himself the rep of the bodybuilding being fully aware that 99% of your "clients" wouldn't like you to represent them if you weren't to fucking stupid to ask you would have found that out yourself.
Furthermore you come across as this almighty well spoken guy while you constantly struggle to hide the ugly truth that you gave up a good and respected job to become a Representative people that abuse drugs.
I just checked my crystal ball and it says that one day they will find you dead in a closet one hand in your soiled mickey mouse pants with a letter of apology to humanity in the other.
Your mom must be proud of you Bob.
Well. If anyone knows anything about being in a closet...it's you, Senior stalker
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Well. If anyone knows anything about being in a closet...it's you, Senior stalker
that's the best you can do, fuck I think I save my time for more urgent and important matters.
You proved once more to the getbig community what slimy spineless little liberal/communist coward you are, cheers chick :)
your once friend Nico aka Stark the machine.
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Well. If anyone knows anything about being in a closet...it's you, Senior stalker
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stark strikes me as the kind of guy who's thumb would smell like shit
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You are the right man to talk ::)
You have less spine than a god damn jellyfish, never really hacked it in life, small appearances in small shows (You were fucking awesome in Malcom in the middle haha fucking ha) calls himself the rep of the bodybuilding being fully aware that 99% of your "clients" wouldn't like you to represent them if you weren't to fucking stupid to ask you would have found that out yourself.
Furthermore you come across as this almighty well spoken guy while you constantly struggle to hide the ugly truth that you gave up a good and respected job to become a Representative people that abuse drugs.
I just checked my crystal ball and it says that one day they will find you dead in a closet one hand in your soiled mickey mouse pants with a letter of apology to humanity in the other.
Your mom must be proud of you Bob.
All that may well be true - but I'm willing to bet it's more than you've ever done. Please prove me wrong by listing your many accomplishments.
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One off the better thread backfires in awhile :)
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Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development. So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.
I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
I wasn't THAT embarrassed. Next time be sure to tell me you are a fellow getbigger.
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I wasn't THAT embarrassed. Next time be sure to tell me you are a fellow getbigger.
See Rock City
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See Rock City
One of the really great must see attractions there in Chattanooga along with the Lookouts MiLB team.
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stark strikes me as the kinda guy who would be really good at hiding sausage with his ass
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I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.
So what the fuck is wrong with being seventy years old and reading a bodybuilding magazine? I am sixty-six and still hit the gym six days a week. There are fellows at the gym who have worked out since they were in their teens and twenties and still do at 70 plus years. I have no idea if they read bodybuilding mags or not....but I see no reason why they shouldn't. Schmoes come in all ages.....I call age discrimination on you!
It would have been really funny if he'd turned to you and said, "Wanna fuck that?"
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So what the fuck is wrong with being seventy years old and reading a bodybuilding magazine? I am sixty-six and still hit the gym six days a week. There are fellows at the gym who have worked out since they were in their teens and twenties and still do at 70 plus years. I have no idea if they read bodybuilding mags or not....but I see no reason why they shouldn't. Schmoes come in all ages.....I call age discrimination on you!
It would have been really funny if he'd turned to you and said, "Wanna fuck that?"
70 year olds have no business reading flex or md ure getting quite close to that age too wo if be u I better watch my mouth and get back in my place before you trip and fall
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stark strikes me as the kinda guy who would be really good at hiding sausage with his ass
where is a pic of the gaffney peach when we really need it?
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70 year olds have no business reading flex or md ure getting quite close to that age too wo if be u I better watch my mouth and get back in my place before you trip and fall
I'm not worried. However, you should be.
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I'm not worried. However, you should be.
And why should I be worried ?
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And why should I be worried ?
For one thing, because I am bigger, stronger and smarter than you are.
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For one thing, because I am bigger, stronger and smarter than you are.
U don't know how the internet works u NEVER know who I talk to I could be the worse thing u ever meet in fact looking back on my life u better be some hardcore mofo to scare me
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U don't know how the internet works u NEVER know who I talk to I could be the worse thing u ever meet in fact looking back on my life u better be some hardcore mofo to scare me
I am.
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U don't know how the internet works u NEVER know who I talk to I could be the worse thing u ever meet in fact looking back on my life u better be some hardcore mofo to scare me
What say you, Primemuscle?
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What say you, Primemuscle?
UGA is in permanent decline, that's what he says.
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UGA is in permanent decline, that's what he says.
I read where 15th year senior Stephen Garcia was reinstated today. USC = bottom of the barrel SEC team.
NEVER have/NEVER will win an SEC Champ - write it down
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What say you, Primemuscle?
-Simple, Stark doesn't scare me.
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-Simple, Stark doesn't scare me.
Would you meet him for a business man's lunch?
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Would you meet him for a business man's lunch?
Probably not. I don't do drugs. See below:
Businessman's lunch
A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.
DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.
Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.
1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch
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-Simple, Stark doesn't scare me.
U would crawl under your bedvif you knew me
I fight u any time any place u name it I be there
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Probably not. I don't do drugs. See below:
Businessman's lunch
A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.
DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.
Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.
1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch
Exactly!
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U would crawl under your bedvif you knew me
I fight u any time any place u name it I be there
"Calm down Gloria"
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U would crawl under your bedvif you knew me
I fight u any time any place u name it I be there
Hmm.. where you from PrimeMuscle?
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Hmm.. where you from PrimeMuscle?
Portland, OR
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Hmm.. where you from PrimeMuscle?
Lol
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Portland, OR
Long flight to Dublin
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Long flight to Dublin
;D
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Instead you ended up owning yourself with that little story. Do yourself a favor and never share it with anyone again; it only makes you look like the creepy one. The fact that you could not see that is part of the problem. :-[
And, no, we would not have done the same thing.
;D
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This thread..
is actually making me laugh.
Chick is on a roll. He should get into standup comedy... wait... he already is.
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U would crawl under your bedvif you knew me
I fight u any time any place u name it I be there
stop having a bitch fit.
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Stark is definitely a stroke the shaft, swallow the gravy kinda guy. 100% certain he can blow nasty cum bubbles.
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stop having a bitch fit.
We're good. Just a little male posturing....we got over it, you should too.
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We're good. Just a little male posturing....we got over it, you should too.
stfu gimmick. you can speak when you have 400 posts ::) ::)
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We're good. Just a little male posturing....we got over it, you should too.
;D
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I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:
Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop :D
Awesome..... next time why don't you do the old reach around and grab his junk while calling him a queer, that would teach him.
Also grind on his ass a bit to really drive the point home (so to speak).
(http://nowsourcing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bush_doing_it_wrong.jpg)
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he's just trying to take getbig back to the stoneage, give him some credit, but now it sadly just living in the past.
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ooops sorry meant this one.
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stfu gimmick. you can speak when you have 400 posts ::) ::)
Are you the postmaster or some such shit? I'll speak when I like.