HAH embaressed an old schmoe today :D

[Deicide]

Well. If anyone knows anything about being in a closet...it's you, Senior stalker

[RUDE BUOY]

stark strikes me as the kind of guy who's thumb would smell like shit

[BalSagoth]

You are the right man to talk

You have less spine than a god damn jellyfish, never really hacked it in life, small appearances in small shows (You were fucking awesome in Malcom in the middle haha fucking ha) calls himself the rep of the bodybuilding being fully aware that 99% of your "clients" wouldn't like you to represent them if you weren't to fucking stupid to ask you would have found that out yourself.
Furthermore you come across as this almighty well spoken guy while you constantly struggle to hide the ugly truth that you gave up a good and respected job to become a Representative people that abuse drugs.
I just checked my crystal ball and it says that one day they will find you dead in a closet one hand in your soiled mickey mouse pants with a letter of apology to humanity in the other.

Your mom must be proud of you Bob.

All that may well be true - but I'm willing to bet it's more than you've ever done. Please prove me wrong by listing your many accomplishments.

[CalvinH]

One off the better thread backfires in awhile

[Howard]

Picked up a book I ordered from Easons (bookstore) and I say - Man I wonder who's on the front of this month Muscle development. So I walk over to the magazine stand and I see this really old fart standing at the sport section, Flex mag in his hand downloading images to the wank bank.

I walk over and look over his shoulder and say:

Those glutes look mighty good when he flexes them like that - see you around chief. Guy puts the Flex mag back and practically runs out of the shop

I wasn't THAT embarrassed. Next time be sure to tell me you are a fellow getbigger.

[JimmyJam1974]

I wasn't THAT embarrassed. Next time be sure to tell me you are a fellow getbigger.

See Rock City

[Howard]

See Rock City

One of the really great must see attractions there in Chattanooga along with the Lookouts MiLB team.

[RUDE BUOY]

stark strikes me as the kinda guy who would be really good at hiding sausage with his ass

[Primemuscle]

I couldn't help it - ANYBODY of you guys would have done the same, it was just a little two strange to see a
70 somewhat year old read a bodybuilding mag, and ffs judging by the way he hurried out of the shop I was
spot on, all I wanted was to share my appreciation of the flexing my glutes picture with him, straight up getbig.

So what the fuck is wrong with being seventy years old and reading a bodybuilding magazine? I am sixty-six and still hit the gym six days a week. There are fellows at the gym who have worked out since they were in their teens and twenties and still do at 70 plus years. I have no idea if they read bodybuilding mags or not....but I see no reason why they shouldn't. Schmoes come in all ages.....I call age discrimination on you!

It would have been really funny if he'd turned to you and said, "Wanna fuck that?"

[Stark]

So what the fuck is wrong with being seventy years old and reading a bodybuilding magazine? I am sixty-six and still hit the gym six days a week. There are fellows at the gym who have worked out since they were in their teens and twenties and still do at 70 plus years. I have no idea if they read bodybuilding mags or not....but I see no reason why they shouldn't. Schmoes come in all ages.....I call age discrimination on you!

It would have been really funny if he'd turned to you and said, "Wanna fuck that?"

70 year olds have no business reading flex or md ure getting quite close to that age too wo if be u I better watch my mouth and get back in my place before you trip and fall

[Howard]

stark strikes me as the kinda guy who would be really good at hiding sausage with his ass

where is a pic of the gaffney peach when we really need it?

[Primemuscle]

70 year olds have no business reading flex or md ure getting quite close to that age too wo if be u I better watch my mouth and get back in my place before you trip and fall

I'm not worried. However, you should be.

[Stark]

I'm not worried. However, you should be.

And why should I be worried ?

[Primemuscle]

And why should I be worried ?

For one thing, because I am bigger, stronger and smarter than you are.

[Stark]

For one thing, because I am bigger, stronger and smarter than you are.

U don't know how the internet works u NEVER know who I talk to I could be the worse thing u ever meet in fact looking back on my life u better be some hardcore mofo to scare me

[Primemuscle]

U don't know how the internet works u NEVER know who I talk to I could be the worse thing u ever meet in fact looking back on my life u better be some hardcore mofo to scare me

I am.

[JimmyJam1974]

U don't know how the internet works u NEVER know who I talk to I could be the worse thing u ever meet in fact looking back on my life u better be some hardcore mofo to scare me

What say you, Primemuscle?

[Jadeveon Clowney]

What say you, Primemuscle?

UGA is in permanent decline, that's what he says.

[JimmyJam1974]

UGA is in permanent decline, that's what he says.

I read where 15th year senior Stephen Garcia was reinstated today. USC = bottom of the barrel SEC team.

NEVER have/NEVER will win an SEC Champ - write it down

[Primemuscle]

What say you, Primemuscle?

-Simple, Stark doesn't scare me.

[JimmyJam1974]

-Simple, Stark doesn't scare me.

Would you meet him for a business man's lunch?

[Primemuscle]

Would you meet him for a business man's lunch?

Probably not. I don't do drugs. See below:


Businessman's lunch

A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.
 
DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.
 
Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.

1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch

[Stark]

-Simple, Stark doesn't scare me.

U would crawl under your bedvif you knew me
I fight u any time any place u name it I be there

[JimmyJam1974]

Probably not. I don't do drugs. See below:


Businessman's lunch

A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.
 
DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.
 
Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.

1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch

Exactly!

[Primemuscle]

U would crawl under your bedvif you knew me
I fight u any time any place u name it I be there

"Calm down Gloria"