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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: gym**rat on June 11, 2011, 01:58:11 PM
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We have been married for 24 years and for the very first time on Wed she came home early from work and I was in mid-beatoff to a milf video on xhamster and she walks in and busted me. I jumped up with my wood poking out and my shorts around my ankles and just said "welcome home honey". She said "I bet you are embarrased". I informed her that in the last 24 yrs I have beat off on her, under her, and in her, so why should I be embarassed. When she left for work this morning she says "bye, love you, don't get any on the couch." LOL
Have any of you been caught by your wife or gf beating the hell out of it?
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anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
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never been caught but its been close.But there are times when i just tell her im going upstairs to rub one out,she just laughs and says im gross.It would be funny to get caught mid beat though,hahahaha.
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anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
Now you tell me. >:(
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Nope. Never been caught. Would be kind of embarrassin' though. :D
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Got caught once... I told him that "this is a private moment"; he turned and left the room. I also once told him that if he wouldn't suck my cock there were more than a dozen guys at the gym that were very eager to do so. ;)
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I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.
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I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.
it's pretty typical that it would excite a guy to see that
if you'd prefer it not to be "foreplay" then don't do it when they're capable of "catching" you
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We have been married for 24 years and for the very first time on Wed she came home early from work and I was in mid-beatoff to a milf video on xhamster and she walks in and busted me. I jumped up with my wood poking out and my shorts around my ankles and just said "welcome home honey". She said "I bet you are embarrased". I informed her that in the last 24 yrs I have beat off on her, under her, and in her, so why should I be embarassed. When she left for work this morning she says "bye, love you, don't get any on the couch." LOL
Have any of you been caught by your wife or gf beating the hell out of it?
NO, NO SHE DIDN'T. QUIT LIEING.
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Whoopdefuckingdoo !! ;D
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it's pretty typical that it would excite a guy to see that
if you'd prefer it not to be "foreplay" then don't do it when they're capable of "catching" you
What the fuck? Im not going to quit pleasing myself just because they want to fuck. They`ll just have to deal with the fact that I want to masturbate ALONE. No male groping me....just me. All me.
That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.
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Got caught once... I told him that "this is a private moment"; he turned and left the room. I also once told him that if he wouldn't suck my cock there were more than a dozen guys at the gym that were very eager to do so. ;)
Hey Bay..do you destroy threads on purpose???
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That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.
But you're still gonna cry when it hapns. ::) ??? 8)
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What the fuck? Im not going to quit pleasing myself just because they want to fuck. They`ll just have to deal with the fact that I want to masturbate ALONE. No male groping me....just me. All me.
That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.
LOL .. no .. that's quite a far fetched analogy .. one involves a sexual act being performed that they like to look at .. which in turn gets them interested in fulfilling that sexual act themselves .. if you pick the guys that just won't wank along side of you and find that acceptable .. then try picking a better one next time you're out dressed like a slut :)
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Yea the ex kunt did to a porno we rented together 1 [/youtube]
the first time i heard that song about a year ago was life changing for me.
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I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.
Kinda like when a guy just wants you to blow him and roll over and go to sleep and you want to lay there and "cuddle" ???
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I get caught beating off every once in awhile. Usually my computer in my lap. She just walks away disgusted. Sometimes I beat off when I'm in bed with her. She's a bitch she only wants to fuck once twice a week.
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I get caught beating off every once in awhile. Usually my computer in my lap. She just walks away disgusted. Sometimes I beat off when I'm in bed with her. She's a bitch she only wants to fuck once twice a week.
SHES PROLLY GETTING IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE ON THE SIDE BRAH.
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Kinda like when a guy just wants you to blow him and roll over and go to sleep and you want to lay there and "cuddle" ???
NICE ONE :)
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What the fuck? Im not going to quit pleasing myself just because they want to fuck. They`ll just have to deal with the fact that I want to masturbate ALONE. No male groping me....just me. All me.
That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.
IF YOU DRESS LIKE A SLUT, YOU SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A SLUT.
NO IFS, ANDS, BUTS.
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Kinda like when a guy just wants you to blow him and roll over and go to sleep and you want to lay there and "cuddle" ???
Exactly like that.
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Never been caught. It sounds like you have a really cool wife though :D :D
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anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
Good rule
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never by my wife but my mom caught me once. Now that sucked. :-[
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never by my wife but my mom caught me once. Now that sucked. :-[
Same, I had fluid in my ears and couldnt hear for a few months when I was 17, was bashing away with the door open thinking I was alone in the house when I saw my Mom come walking in my room, awkward after for sure :-[
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I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.
Haha if you weren't a GB gimmick, I would have said "what a catch you must be".
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Did she let you finish in her mouth? Mine would.
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anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
*Sets door ajar.*
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never by my wife but my mom caught me once. Now that sucked. :-[
That would fuck my head up so bad I would turn into a serial killer.
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Never been caught. It sounds like you have a really cool wife though :D :D
She is extremely cool. Good friend too.
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anytime your mom catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
: D
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Can we get a getbig ruling on Dad/Uncle/Priest catching you?
Automatically become part of the finishing act?
LOL
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*Sets door ajar.*
your neighbors must love you!
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Can we get a getbig ruling on Dad/Uncle/Priest catching you?
Automatically become part of the finishing act?
LOL
My mom caught me three times. I would never want to get caught by a male, especially my father! Fucking weirdo's...
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I like letting random strangers catch me.......makes it all the more exciting...........the cops frown upon it though!!
There`s always a negative drawback! ;D
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anytime another getbigger's mom catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
;)
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I get caught beating off every once in awhile. Usually my computer in my lap. She just walks away disgusted. Sometimes I beat off when I'm in bed with her. She's a bitch she only wants to fuck once twice a week.
She now regards you as just a Cock - you the Cock is now just a chore for her, she says to herself "oh the Cock must be "relieved" oh great :-\"
Women past 30 years old look upon the Cock as just additional overhead.
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your neighbors must love you!
"Don't hex me bro!" I'm knocking wood as I type.
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anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act.
it's kinda a rule.
Only the good ones do tho.
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Haha if you weren't a GB gimmick, I would have said "what a catch you must be".
yeah but if it really was a woman, she would either be a she-beast, or 500lbs ready to be craned out of her bedroom by Maury Povich ;D