My wife caught me beating off!

[gym**rat]

We have been married for 24 years and for the very first time on Wed she came home early from work and I was in mid-beatoff to a milf video on xhamster and she walks in and busted me. I jumped up with my wood poking out and my shorts around my ankles and just said "welcome home honey". She said "I bet you are embarrased". I informed her that in the last 24 yrs I have beat off on her, under her, and in her, so why should I be embarassed. When she left for work this morning she says "bye, love you, don't get any on the couch." LOL

Have any of you been caught by your wife or gf beating the hell out of it?

[240 is Back]

anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act. 

it's kinda a rule.

[robcguns]

never been caught but its been close.But there are times when i just tell her im going upstairs to rub one out,she just laughs and says im gross.It would be funny to get caught mid beat though,hahahaha.

[gym**rat]

anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act. 

it's kinda a rule.

Now you tell me.  

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Nope. Never been caught. Would be kind of embarrassin' though.

[BayGBM]

Got caught once... I told him that "this is a private moment"; he turned and left the room.  I also once told him that if he wouldn't suck my cock there were more than a dozen guys at the gym that were very eager to do so.

[BikiniSlut]

I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.

[w8m8]

I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.

it's pretty typical that it would excite a guy to see that

if you'd prefer it not to be "foreplay" then don't do it when they're capable of "catching" you

[nosleep]

We have been married for 24 years and for the very first time on Wed she came home early from work and I was in mid-beatoff to a milf video on xhamster and she walks in and busted me. I jumped up with my wood poking out and my shorts around my ankles and just said "welcome home honey". She said "I bet you are embarrased". I informed her that in the last 24 yrs I have beat off on her, under her, and in her, so why should I be embarassed. When she left for work this morning she says "bye, love you, don't get any on the couch." LOL

Have any of you been caught by your wife or gf beating the hell out of it?

NO, NO SHE DIDN'T. QUIT LIEING.

[wes]

Whoopdefuckingdoo !! 

[BikiniSlut]

it's pretty typical that it would excite a guy to see that

if you'd prefer it not to be "foreplay" then don't do it when they're capable of "catching" you

What the fuck? Im not going to quit pleasing myself just because they want to fuck. They`ll just have to deal with the fact that I want to masturbate ALONE. No male groping me....just me. All me.

That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.

[andreisdaman]

Got caught once... I told him that "this is a private moment"; he turned and left the room.  I also once told him that if he wouldn't suck my cock there were more than a dozen guys at the gym that were very eager to do so.

Hey Bay..do you destroy threads on purpose???

[TacoBell]

That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.

But you're still gonna cry when it hapns. 

[w8m8]

What the fuck? Im not going to quit pleasing myself just because they want to fuck. They`ll just have to deal with the fact that I want to masturbate ALONE. No male groping me....just me. All me.

That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.

LOL .. no .. that's quite a far fetched analogy .. one involves a sexual act being performed that they like to look at .. which in turn gets them interested in fulfilling that sexual act themselves .. if you pick the guys that just won't wank along side of you and find that acceptable .. then try picking a better one next time you're out dressed like a slut  

[ManBearPig...]

Yea the ex kunt did to a porno we rented together

1 [/youtube]

the first time i heard that song about a year ago was life changing for me.

[chaos]

I've been caught many a times with my vibrators. Dumb fucking boyfriends think I want to fuck when all I really want to do is get off and go to sleep.

Kinda like when a guy just wants you to blow him and roll over and go to sleep and you want to lay there and "cuddle"

[makaveli25]

I get caught beating off every once in awhile. Usually my computer in my lap. She just walks away disgusted. Sometimes I beat off when I'm in bed with her. She's a bitch she only wants to fuck once twice a week.

[nosleep]

I get caught beating off every once in awhile. Usually my computer in my lap. She just walks away disgusted. Sometimes I beat off when I'm in bed with her. She's a bitch she only wants to fuck once twice a week.

SHES PROLLY GETTING IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE ON THE SIDE BRAH.

[andreisdaman]

Kinda like when a guy just wants you to blow him and roll over and go to sleep and you want to lay there and "cuddle"

NICE ONE

[nosleep]

What the fuck? Im not going to quit pleasing myself just because they want to fuck. They`ll just have to deal with the fact that I want to masturbate ALONE. No male groping me....just me. All me.

That`s like saying I shouldn`t dress like a slut because it invites guys to rape me. Fuck that.

IF YOU DRESS LIKE A SLUT, YOU SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A SLUT.


NO IFS, ANDS, BUTS.

[BikiniSlut]

Kinda like when a guy just wants you to blow him and roll over and go to sleep and you want to lay there and "cuddle"

Exactly like that.

[SF1900]

Never been caught. It sounds like you have a really cool wife though 

[Remo Williams]

anytime a woman catches you, she has just volunteered to become part of the finishing act. 

it's kinda a rule.

Good rule

[outby43]

never by my wife but my mom caught me once.  Now that sucked.   

[Army of One]

never by my wife but my mom caught me once.  Now that sucked.   

Same, I had fluid in my ears and couldnt hear for a few months when I was 17, was bashing away with the door open thinking I was alone in the house when I saw my Mom come walking in my room, awkward after for sure