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Title: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: PJim on June 13, 2011, 10:34:31 PM
So today I thought I'd swing by Burger King and pick up some grub after work. Whilst I'm eating, this middle aged dude comes out and starts cleaning tables and what not (guy was no younger than 40) and he looks unwell like he's got cancer or something, just doesn't look right (looks frail, chronically exhausted and has got dark circles under his eyes). He's cleaning the table behind me and out of the corner of my eye I can see this shy looking school kid who's the spitting image of this guy, (who's supposedly his Dad) standing outside the store windows.

The guy signals him to come inside subtly. Little dude walks in timidly keeping his head kind of down, smiling every so often as he walks towards the older guy. They have a bit of an awkward embrace and the older guy sort of goes in for a hug but they both get shy and the Dad just gives the kid a little bump on the chest with his fist and says, "Glad you're here, I've missed you son". My heart strings were fucking tugged to the max right there after looking at the kids expression. I'm not a mystic by any means, but I could feel the connection between the two of them flooding the room.

I know I'm going to get the obligatory "outed" posts, but my question is this; Have any of you ever heard/witnessed something completely random in your day to day life that just triggered your softer side, whereas normally you wouldn't bat an eye?
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 13, 2011, 10:50:48 PM
you seem like you had a good time at your local Burger King, but

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 8)
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Primemuscle on June 13, 2011, 10:50:58 PM
Yes. And I hope to continue doing so. It is what makes us human.

No doubt there is a "back story" to what you witnessed at Burger King. Some folks would have fun with an older fella working in a low level service job like that. I prefer to give him credit for having a job or maybe several jobs to make ends meet during what are hard times for a lot of folk.

Guess that "outs" me too! Ha, ha.
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: roccoginge on June 13, 2011, 11:20:10 PM
everyday my kids do something to make me feel this way.
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: wes on June 14, 2011, 01:54:28 AM
* reaches for the box of Kleenex *  :'(
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Fallsview on June 14, 2011, 05:07:32 AM
 :) :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2011, 06:34:48 AM
"I'll get you a Whopper 50% off, boy.  Don't say I was never there for ya.  And here's some fries that someone didn't finish."
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: The True Adonis on June 14, 2011, 06:41:46 AM
So today I thought I'd swing by Burger King and pick up some grub after work. Whilst I'm eating, this middle aged dude comes out and starts cleaning tables and what not (guy was no younger than 40) and he looks unwell like he's got cancer or something, just doesn't look right (looks frail, chronically exhausted and has got dark circles under his eyes). He's cleaning the table behind me and out of the corner of my eye I can see this shy looking school kid who's the spitting image of this guy, (who's supposedly his Dad) standing outside the store windows.

The guy signals him to come inside subtly. Little dude walks in timidly keeping his head kind of down, smiling every so often as he walks towards the older guy. They have a bit of an awkward embrace and the older guy sort of goes in for a hug but they both get shy and the Dad just gives the kid a little bump on the chest with his fist and says, "Glad you're here, I've missed you son". My heart strings were fucking tugged to the max right there after looking at the kids expression. I'm not a mystic by any means, but I could feel the connection between the two of them flooding the room.

I know I'm going to get the obligatory "outed" posts, but my question is this; Have any of you ever heard/witnessed something completely random in your day to day life that just triggered your softer side, whereas normally you wouldn't bat an eye?
Internet dating sites have really risen in popularity amongst the general population! 
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 14, 2011, 07:02:25 AM
Outed.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 14, 2011, 07:46:12 AM
Having progeny is a feeling one cannot describe. I don't think guys like Adonis are assholes when they crack on a post like this.....they just don't know any better.

 No matter what smartass remark one can come  up with...the bare truth is you never know what having a kid feels like until you have one.

 I get this feeling every day. Last night my daughter was laying on the couch in her favorite PJs after being at the water park all day... watching her favorite show...shoveling Chex-Mix into her mouth like she hasn't eaten in a month. And I just took her in, her hair platinum blonde from the sun, and she has a little band of sunburn under her bright green eyes, and across her little nose ...she lets out a hearty laugh that fills the room, shes in mid-summer form...fun days and late nights, and all is right in her world.

And youre just overcome with a mixture of pride and happiness that your kid is healthy and happy ...and you are doing you job as a parent. You know when someone tells a story and when nobody laughs, they say "You had to be there." ? Well that's what being a parent is...you have to be there or You don't get it.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Benny B on June 14, 2011, 08:17:25 AM
Having progeny is a feeling one cannot describe. I don't think guys like Adonis are assholes when they crack on a post like this.....they just don't know any better.

 No matter what smartass remark one can come  up with...the bare truth is you never know what having a kid feels like until you have one.

 I get this feeling every day. Last night my daughter was laying on the couch in her favorite PJs after being at the water park all day... watching her favorite show...shoveling Chex-Mix into her mouth like she hasn't eaten in a month. And I just took her in, her hair platinum blonde from the sun, and she has a little band of sunburn under her bright green eyes, and across her little nose ...she lets out a hearty laugh that fills the room, shes in mid-summer form...fun days and late nights, and all is right in her world.

And youre just overcome with a mixture of pride and happiness that your kid is healthy and happy ...and you are doing you job as a parent. You know when someone tells a story and when nobody laughs, they say "You had to be there." ? Well that's what being a parent is...you have to be there or You don't get it.

You gain a much greater appreciation of your own parents as well.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 14, 2011, 08:36:06 AM
bdb
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: coltrane on June 14, 2011, 08:37:28 AM
Having progeny is a feeling one cannot describe. I don't think guys like Adonis are assholes when they crack on a post like this.....they just don't know any better.

 No matter what smartass remark one can come  up with...the bare truth is you never know what having a kid feels like until you have one.

 I get this feeling every day. Last night my daughter was laying on the couch in her favorite PJs after being at the water park all day... watching her favorite show...shoveling Chex-Mix into her mouth like she hasn't eaten in a month. And I just took her in, her hair platinum blonde from the sun, and she has a little band of sunburn under her bright green eyes, and across her little nose ...she lets out a hearty laugh that fills the room, shes in mid-summer form...fun days and late nights, and all is right in her world.

And youre just overcome with a mixture of pride and happiness that your kid is healthy and happy ...and you are doing you job as a parent. You know when someone tells a story and when nobody laughs, they say "You had to be there." ? Well that's what being a parent is...you have to be there or You don't get it.

Good stuff Groink. 
Getting married in a few months and can't wait for this afterwards.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Fallsview on June 14, 2011, 08:38:07 AM
Gronk is the most positive person for the month of June.  Congrats Gronk!!!




LET'S KEEP IT POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: wes on June 14, 2011, 09:17:40 AM
GEEEEEZ!!!

Now I feel guilty and shit......I was only kidding.  :(
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: breakmore on June 14, 2011, 09:32:29 AM
Godammit, you probably just watched a pedophile pick up a random kid at the burger king and you did nothing.  >:(
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 14, 2011, 10:02:07 AM
Godammit, you probably just watched a pedophile pick up a random kid at the burger king and you did nothing.  >:(
That means he's an accomplice, right? How many years for that? And you're not allowed to lift weights anymore in a lot of prisons. Holy Fuck, man...
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: no one on June 14, 2011, 10:05:01 AM
Yes. And I hope to continue doing so. It is what makes us human.

No doubt there is a "back story" to what you witnessed at Burger King. Some folks would have fun with an older fella working in a low level service job like that. I prefer to give him credit for having a job or maybe several jobs to make ends meet during what are hard times for a lot of folk.

Guess that "outs" me too! Ha, ha.

i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: PJim on June 14, 2011, 10:14:29 AM
Good stuff guys.
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Benny B on June 14, 2011, 10:50:05 AM
i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.
Good job, brother. That's the kind of crap worthy of a serious beat down.
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Fallsview on June 14, 2011, 10:53:37 AM
i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: wes on June 14, 2011, 10:58:44 AM
i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.
Shoulda` shot the fucker!!
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Xerxes on June 14, 2011, 11:01:45 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2011, 11:12:27 AM
Moments like these are so special because the truth is that most people basically suck.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Butterbean on June 14, 2011, 11:17:56 AM
So today I thought I'd swing by Burger King and pick up some grub after work. Whilst I'm eating, this middle aged dude comes out and starts cleaning tables and what not (guy was no younger than 40) and he looks unwell like he's got cancer or something, just doesn't look right (looks frail, chronically exhausted and has got dark circles under his eyes). He's cleaning the table behind me and out of the corner of my eye I can see this shy looking school kid who's the spitting image of this guy, (who's supposedly his Dad) standing outside the store windows.

The guy signals him to come inside subtly. Little dude walks in timidly keeping his head kind of down, smiling every so often as he walks towards the older guy. They have a bit of an awkward embrace and the older guy sort of goes in for a hug but they both get shy and the Dad just gives the kid a little bump on the chest with his fist and says, "Glad you're here, I've missed you son". My heart strings were fucking tugged to the max right there after looking at the kids expression. I'm not a mystic by any means, but I could feel the connection between the two of them flooding the room.

 :)

Having progeny is a feeling one cannot describe. I don't think guys like Adonis are assholes when they crack on a post like this.....they just don't know any better.

 No matter what smartass remark one can come  up with...the bare truth is you never know what having a kid feels like until you have one.

 I get this feeling every day. Last night my daughter was laying on the couch in her favorite PJs after being at the water park all day... watching her favorite show...shoveling Chex-Mix into her mouth like she hasn't eaten in a month. And I just took her in, her hair platinum blonde from the sun, and she has a little band of sunburn under her bright green eyes, and across her little nose ...she lets out a hearty laugh that fills the room, shes in mid-summer form...fun days and late nights, and all is right in her world.

And youre just overcome with a mixture of pride and happiness that your kid is healthy and happy ...and you are doing you job as a parent. You know when someone tells a story and when nobody laughs, they say "You had to be there." ? Well that's what being a parent is...you have to be there or You don't get it.

 :)


i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.


 :)
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Butterbean on June 14, 2011, 11:19:01 AM
, you probably just watched a pedophile pick up a random kid at the burger king and you did nothing.  >:(

What is going on in your avatar ???
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Nirvana on June 14, 2011, 11:30:08 AM
Squadfather would have spit on both of them hit a side chest and shit in the floor.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Xerxes on June 14, 2011, 11:37:06 AM
Squadfather would have ordered 3 more whoppers w/fries
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Swlabr on June 14, 2011, 11:48:08 AM
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Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: jaejonna on June 14, 2011, 11:48:51 AM
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



Wait, what was the question again ????
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Swlabr on June 14, 2011, 11:59:40 AM
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



Wait, what was the question again ????

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Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: wes on June 14, 2011, 12:00:51 PM
quote author=jaejonna link=topic=383200.msg5409721#msg5409721 date=1308077331]
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



Wait, what was the question again ????
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Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 14, 2011, 02:17:23 PM
i got in a pretty good tilt one night at a mcdonalds cause of that. 3 guys thought it would be funny to verbally abuse this 70 year old janitor who worked there. the poor old fella is working a grave shit at mcdonalds for fuck sake- prolly has no family, etc. he just stood there taking their abuse- didnt say a word, i mean what else can he do, right?

when the 3 guys left, one threw their drink at him, it missed him and went all over the floor. now the poor old guy had to mop it up. he looked so sad and just beat down.

i followed them outside. i grabbed the first guy and busted his fucking nose open with my left. i fed him a couple more times before throwing him through a bunch of garbage cans. long story short- at the end of it all i got a soccer kick in the face and felt myself going out when someone grabbed me and pulled me off the one guy i was on. it was a buddy of mine. i went back into the mcdonalds to finish my meal. the old guy came over and shook my hand and said 'thank you'. i cant even begin to explain the look of thanks and gratitude on his face.

true story.

Good stuff....shit like that makes my blood boil.

Like the kids who would torment the retarded kids at school....I hated that shit and would go to bat for them. Like their lives aren't hard enough already without some heartless fuck taking away whatever self esteem they have.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 14, 2011, 02:21:57 PM
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



Wait, what was the question again ????



Hahahaaaaa .......Jaejowned indeed
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2011, 09:03:04 PM
;D
haha dudde u got the pest bics ever
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2011, 09:04:36 PM
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damn i want this pic on a tshirt. why the fuck they dont make tshirts with shit like this on it
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



Wait, what was the question again ????
bwahahah
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Wiggs on June 15, 2011, 12:49:40 PM
Great stories, great thread.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 12:51:23 PM
Wherever there is foul play or injustice,a getbigger will always appear to straighten shit out.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: no one on June 15, 2011, 12:52:18 PM
Wherever there is foul play or injustice,a getbigger will always appear to straighten shit out.

lol holy fuck dude your on fire!

ahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: no one on June 15, 2011, 12:54:42 PM
I was driving in my Acura down to meet some college buds in Maryland one day for an impromptu BBQ, was planning to stay the night so I said WTF why not. Almost there I noticed that I needed some extra gas so I pulled over at the local station to fill up the tank. This awkward looking skinny-fat Pakistani came over to tell me that the station was self serve, he must of noticed the NJ license plates, however in the background I heard (what appeared to be his father or uncle) yell : "Just fill up the kind gentleman's tank you worthless good for nothing". I was quite taken back by such harsh comments to be honest. I need a beverage so I approached the mean spirited man and inquired about buying a diet Pepsi. While inside I asked him " Why are you so hard on the poor lad, looks like he never worked out a day in his life, has the face of a vulture and could be a stunt double for Count Chocula. He replied, "One day I need to use my laptop and 'shit for brains was on all day looking up tranny porn, come to find he post in some bodybuilding forum and tells people he is some big shot computer scientist going out with some white girl that lives with him in his 'estate'. I almost gagged on my beverage laughing at the disgust on the poor guy's face. As I got in the car I looked at the lying sack of shit and told him thanks...then I rolled down the window and said. "Just kill yourself Toxic, do it now" .....


That was a good day...



Wait, what was the question again ????

oh shit! ahahahahahahaha you guys are killing it. jesus. thats why i read this board. cause its fucking funny. a lot of witty guys here.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Army of One on June 15, 2011, 04:38:52 PM
I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: Parker on June 15, 2011, 05:20:53 PM
I ran over a squirrel and felt really, really bad...especially when I heard the "kaclump" sound of it hitting my tires. And saw it in my rearview mirror...
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 05:28:55 PM
I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.
Oh shit!!  LOL  ;D

Fucking hilarious dude!
Title: Re: Hmm strange
Post by: EL Mariachi on June 15, 2011, 05:54:58 PM
"I'll get you a Whopper 50% off, boy.  Don't say I was never there for ya.  And here's some fries that someone didn't finish."

thats mean  :( :D
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: The Italian Lifter on June 16, 2011, 08:56:07 AM
Having progeny is a feeling one cannot describe. I don't think guys like Adonis are assholes when they crack on a post like this.....they just don't know any better.

 No matter what smartass remark one can come  up with...the bare truth is you never know what having a kid feels like until you have one.

 I get this feeling every day. Last night my daughter was laying on the couch in her favorite PJs after being at the water park all day... watching her favorite show...shoveling Chex-Mix into her mouth like she hasn't eaten in a month. And I just took her in, her hair platinum blonde from the sun, and she has a little band of sunburn under her bright green eyes, and across her little nose ...she lets out a hearty laugh that fills the room, shes in mid-summer form...fun days and late nights, and all is right in her world.

And youre just overcome with a mixture of pride and happiness that your kid is healthy and happy ...and you are doing you job as a parent. You know when someone tells a story and when nobody laughs, they say "You had to be there." ? Well that's what being a parent is...you have to be there or You don't get it.
Post of the year
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: SS on June 16, 2011, 12:09:29 PM
I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.
;D
Title: Re: Hmm strange - something random that just triggered your softer side
Post by: io856 on June 16, 2011, 12:36:22 PM
I met a woman in mcdonalds, a sweet thing, Id known her for a while, I took her in to the bathroom and fucked her in the ass, she started crying, I had a tear in my eye at that moment, I then realised I had got some onion stuck in my throat, I spat it on the back of her head and walked out to post on Getbig.
hahaha  ;)