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Title: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 02, 2011, 05:37:29 PM
  If I learned something from Woody Allen's "Midnight In Paris" is that Hemingway used the word "courage" more than all other words in his vocabulary combined, and that he was the worst player ever:

  HEMINGWAY: "Picasso thinks that women are only for sleeping or painting..."
  
  LADY: "What do you think, monsieur?"
  
  HEMINGWAY: "I think a woman is equal to a man in courage. Have you ever shot a charging lion?"
  
  LADY: "No..."

  HEMINGWAY:"Would you like to know what that feels like?"

  LADY:"No."

  Lol wtf ??? Hemingway, the literary monster, should know that women who aren't lesbos couldn't care less about charging lions or what it feels to shoot them. But then, Woody Allen was probably a little jealous of Hemingway.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 02, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Hemingway sounds like a guy who puts the pussy on a pedestal. Probably would have no problem eating the pussy of whores like Milo's does.

Was he gay?


http://nona-people.blogspot.com/2007/07/ernest-hemingway-was-gay.html
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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 02, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Stark on July 03, 2011, 02:52:50 AM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.

Its that kinda shit that people read to make them look important ::)
Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on July 03, 2011, 03:51:43 AM
Its that kinda shit that people read to make them look important ::)
Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)

lolz
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: dr.chimps on July 03, 2011, 04:01:34 AM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.
Old man and the Sea is pretty good. And his short stories, too. The rest? Meh.
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Post by: the anabolic mon on July 03, 2011, 04:22:08 AM

Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)

One time I was asked to leave a Starbucks for reading Hustler  :-\
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 03, 2011, 04:29:30 AM
hemmingway learned to pick up women from dr chimps and kiwi while in a time travel experiment
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Stark on July 03, 2011, 04:59:50 AM
One time I was asked to leave a Starbucks for reading Hustler  :-\

lol
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: doriancutlerman on July 03, 2011, 06:12:51 AM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.

Great physique, shit literary tastes. 

What do you think is "good," kid?
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Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 03, 2011, 06:28:00 AM
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned that Hemingway was a ragin' alcoholic. The man could drink ! Lol. And drink, and drink, and drink, etc., etc.


As far as his work is concerned, I like it. :)
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Stark on July 03, 2011, 06:34:54 AM
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned that Hemingway was a ragin' alcoholic. The man could drink ! Lol. And drink, and drink, and drink, etc., etc.


As far as his work is concerned, I like it. :)

But don't forget what time he was living in, in that time a man was very much judged by the amount he could drink, they had different rollemodels - the rugged, silent, hard drinking adventurer - for one
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 03, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
He knew how to pick up cats, I toured his house in Key West once I believe he had 64 cats once so they keep 64 on the property all the time in his memory. Wonder how much cat shit is produced each day?
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Archer77 on July 03, 2011, 09:16:32 AM
Its that kinda shit that people read to make them look important ::)
Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)

I've seen the same thing but they were reading Jack Kerouac's On the Road.  Nothing against the book but to many suburban kids think that reading On the Road makes them rebellious. 
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: dr.chimps on July 03, 2011, 09:23:29 AM
I've seen the same thing but they were reading Jack Kerouac's On the Road.  Nothing against the book but to many suburban kids think that reading On the Road makes them rebellious. 
Bit dated now, but I never got that book. Didn't get Catcher in the Rye, either. 
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 03, 2011, 09:48:30 AM
Bit dated now, but I never got that book. Didn't get Catcher in the Rye, either. 
you seem the type who dreamt about writing but like many other failures you resorted to showing your "flair" on getbig  :D
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Post by: Van_Bilderass on July 03, 2011, 11:02:44 AM
I really liked some of his stuff. The Sun Also Rises for example.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 03, 2011, 04:22:53 PM
He knew how to pick up cats, I toured his house in Key West once I believe he had 64 cats once so they keep 64 on the property all the time in his memory. Wonder how much cat shit is produced each day?


You should get tested for toxo-plasma. Comes from cat shit.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 03, 2011, 04:26:45 PM
Bit dated now, but I never got that book. Didn't get Catcher in the Rye, either.  

Whenever I walk by a book store, I always have to buy the book Catcher in the Rye. I have over 100 copies of it. lol

Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: cephissus on July 03, 2011, 04:31:57 PM
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: cephissus on July 03, 2011, 04:32:50 PM
pro pickup


Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 03, 2011, 04:54:28 PM
Old man and the Sea is pretty good. And his short stories, too. The rest? Meh.
Old man and the Sea was probably his best piece but i haven't read the rest. A Call to Arms was fucking garbage. He gets shelled while eating pasta and cheese and then the rest of the book is in the hospital. Just terrible. J.K. Rowling owns Hemingway I'm sad to say rofl.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 03, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
Great physique, shit literary tastes. 

What do you think is "good," kid?
Most of my readings are nonfiction unfortunately but i can recollect a few books that i read that i enjoyed. I thought The Giver was a good book. I enjoyed The Hobbit but couldn't bring myself to read the Lord of the Rings series. I will get flamed for this but think The Harry Potter series was excellent but i started reading those when i was 12. A Wrinkle in Time, Z for Zacharia, etc.. etc. These aren't really what you would consider classics though and i am sure i will be flamed for them.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: gcb on July 04, 2011, 12:08:16 AM
A Wrinkle in Time was a great book so was Z for Zachariah
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Post by: cephissus on July 04, 2011, 12:19:00 AM
how old are you leafy?
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 04, 2011, 03:37:43 AM
how old are you leafy?
he is a barely legal freak  ;D
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: dr.chimps on July 04, 2011, 04:26:23 AM
A Wrinkle in Time was a great book so was Z for Zachariah
x2 

Read the first two Harry Potter books. The writing is mediocre, but her choice of names is clever. Philip Pullman writes circles around Rowling but gets a fraction of her readership. Ah, well.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: WillGrant on July 04, 2011, 04:35:01 AM
he is a barely legal freak  ;D
Sev maybe cephissus (isn't that an STD) likes them young dumb and full of his cum  ;D
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 04, 2011, 04:47:33 AM
A Call to Arms was fucking garbage.

Try The Sun Also Sets or An Immovable Beast.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Parker on July 04, 2011, 05:36:39 AM
x2 

Read the first two Harry Potter books. The writing is mediocre, but her choice of names is clever. Philip Pullman writes circles around Rowling but gets a fraction of her readership. Ah, well.
Are your saying that Mrs. Frisby is in actuality, smarter than one of the Rats from Nihm?
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: Hulkotron on July 04, 2011, 05:51:05 AM
I've seen the same thing but they were reading Jack Kerouac's On the Road.  Nothing against the book but to many suburban kids think that reading On the Road makes them rebellious. 

This is the bad thing about a Kindle, nobody can tell what book you are reading + be impressed.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: doriancutlerman on July 04, 2011, 01:42:03 PM
Most of my readings are nonfiction unfortunately but i can recollect a few books that i read that i enjoyed. I thought The Giver was a good book. I enjoyed The Hobbit but couldn't bring myself to read the Lord of the Rings series. I will get flamed for this but think The Harry Potter series was excellent but i started reading those when i was 12. A Wrinkle in Time, Z for Zacharia, etc.. etc. These aren't really what you would consider classics though and i am sure i will be flamed for them.

Nah, I won't flame you for that.  If anything, I felt kind of bad about saying you had shit literary tastes.  I know, Getbig and all :), but I usually don't play that way. 

Besides, A Wrinkle In Time is a classic.  And hell, for what they are, the Potter books are very good. 

I figure you'd enjoy Hemingway more if you had a good teacher.  If some tired old hag of a bored 11th grade English teacher forced you to read The Old Man and the Sea, it's little doubt you've a curious take on Papa.  Try some of his short stories.  I think that's the hardest-hitting shit.  Some of it will seem trivial at first, but someone as smart as you will probably pick up on how the man could convey such rich detail and information with relatively few words.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 04, 2011, 02:11:19 PM
Nah, I won't flame you for that.  If anything, I felt kind of bad about saying you had shit literary tastes.  I know, Getbig and all :), but I usually don't play that way. 

Besides, A Wrinkle In Time is a classic.  And hell, for what they are, the Potter books are very good. 

I figure you'd enjoy Hemingway more if you had a good teacher.  If some tired old hag of a bored 11th grade English teacher forced you to read The Old Man and the Sea, it's little doubt you've a curious take on Papa.  Try some of his short stories.  I think that's the hardest-hitting shit.  Some of it will seem trivial at first, but someone as smart as you will probably pick up on how the man could convey such rich detail and information with relatively few words.
Hemingway is good with imagery i will give him that. If i can't get sucked into a book though it usually isn't worth reading. I tried to read Al Gores Assault on Raisins and couldn't finish it. He wasn't really giving me anything to earth shattering there. Mein Kampf was more entertaining to me then Hemingway and that turns into a bunch of ramblings.
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 04, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
  People who claim Hemingway was a shitty writer are probably tabloid and sports pages readers. Hemingway is the only American author on the level of Dostoevsky, Shakespeare and Homer. All other American writers and novelists, like Faulkner, are only the best in America. Hemingway is the greatest American writer ever.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
Post by: The Italian Lifter on July 05, 2011, 08:14:42 AM
 People who claim Hemingway was a shitty writer are probably tabloid and sports pages readers. Hemingway is the only American author on the level of Dostoevsky, Shakespeare and Homer. All other American writers and novelists, like Faulkner, are only the best in America. Hemingway is the greatest American writer ever.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

...finally someone who actually read some books...
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 05, 2011, 11:26:24 AM
  People who claim Hemingway was a shitty writer are probably tabloid and sports pages readers. Hemingway is the only American author on the level of Dostoevsky, Shakespeare and Homer. All other American writers and novelists, like Faulkner, are only the best in America. Hemingway is the greatest American writer ever.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I haven't read everything that either dude penned but H & D are apples & oranges, nevermind S & H.  Historical context, etc.

What about Elliot?  I just wikipediaed him and he looks mucho significante.
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 05, 2011, 12:16:22 PM
Dostoevsky was a rather mediocre writer who produced wastelands of literary platitudes.