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Title: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 03:08:17 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: gh15 on July 03, 2011, 03:09:59 AM
shell be back,,dont chase her too hard,, show you care some but she wants you

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Parker on July 03, 2011, 03:11:50 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????
You should have said, "No, YOU must think you are a major slut...Thanks, and close the door."

She was, and she has done that before---probaly a lot, and had stopped for a while
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Meso_z on July 03, 2011, 03:16:03 AM
shell be back,,dont chase her too hard,, show you care some but she wants you

gh15 approved
gh15 how can i get a girl to be "mine" without making myself look like a stalker? any tips?
.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 03:16:13 AM
shell be back,,dont chase her too hard,, show you care some but she wants you

gh15 approved

I'm not looking for a relationship, no chasing from me, just awkward about how all that shit went down lol.  
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 03, 2011, 03:17:34 AM
You came too soon and were small ... she didn't want to hurt your feelings so she put o a show
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: gh15 on July 03, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
gh15 how can i get a girl to be "mine" without making myself look like a stalker? any tips?
.

americano girl? they are crazy you better off alone lol,,  if you want a girl to be yours you need to have personality thats the truth ,, look matter yes ,,americano girl dig muscle yes but after few fucks its all in the personality ,,half of them actualy all of them see what it take to be bodybuild and they run on thier life,,they thikn we all born with muscle and get it easy ,, they dont know our world ,,they dont give a fuck ,, and they always treaten us to flash our shit in the toilet right? so why you need them?

find a good girl ,, that has  good personality ,, and get her with your personality ,, when time to fuck comes around....make sure she enjoy it but if she connected with you before she will like it no matter what,, be yourself

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 03:25:42 AM
You came too soon and were small ... she didn't want to hurt your feelings so she put o a show

hahaha, it would've been easier to play it off for a while, leave cuz it was late, then ignore me forever.  I can tell you from my perspective, this girl is crazy lol.  Just didn't think she'd pull this either!  Just awkward shit lol
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 03, 2011, 03:38:52 AM
hahaha, it would've been easier to play it off for a while, leave cuz it was late, then ignore me forever.  I can tell you from my perspective, this girl is crazy lol.  Just didn't think she'd pull this either!  Just awkward shit lol
sounds to me like a keeper.. find her and drill her again... get her drunk and piss on her ... let me know how it went
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 03, 2011, 03:40:34 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????
This is  8)
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The Italian Lifter on July 03, 2011, 03:45:28 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????

this is the ideal woman: disappears after sex  8)
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: freespirit on July 03, 2011, 05:23:55 AM
this is the ideal woman: disappears after sex  8)

Most women forget that part.  :-\
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: local hero on July 03, 2011, 05:27:52 AM
makes me laugh how many women say that,,,' i never do this kinda thing'.... fuck off!!!!

you got to be some big headed cun,t to beleive that.....
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 03, 2011, 06:29:02 AM
Next time go back to her place so if she leaves you can knock off all her stuff
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 03, 2011, 06:44:24 AM
americano girl? they are crazy you better off alone lol,,  if you want a girl to be yours you need to have personality thats the truth ,, look matter yes ,,americano girl dig muscle yes but after few fucks its all in the personality ,,half of them actualy all of them see what it take to be bodybuild and they run on thier life,,they thikn we all born with muscle and get it easy ,, they dont know our world ,,they dont give a fuck ,, and they always treaten us to flash our shit in the toilet right? so why you need them?

find a good girl ,, that has  good personality ,, and get her with your personality ,, when time to fuck comes around....make sure she enjoy it but if she connected with you before she will like it no matter what,, be yourself

gh15 approved


This is a great post here.


And gh15 get's a bad rap for always talkin' about steroids ? Obviously, no one seems to notice his posts like these. Sad really.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: 240 is Back on July 03, 2011, 07:00:52 AM
PTPS















post the prozac shots.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 03, 2011, 10:34:17 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????
And this was before you payed her the 10 bucks ????
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 03, 2011, 10:39:57 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????

You must have told her you voted for Obama right after you were done ;D?
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Papper on July 03, 2011, 10:45:02 AM
Oh my. Nearly all girls I take home says their variation of "I usually never do this".

First I naively believed it. Today I usually laugh as I know it's lies.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: gh15 on July 03, 2011, 11:04:14 AM
usualy if they leave fast it is either

1. you were real bad in bed...not because something you did wrong but because americano girls now day only like it rough fast and hard...they really do not get off much ,,mainly faking it unles very comfy with you ,, they do it to be wanted and to get attention ,,nothing to do with enjoying sex with most of them ,,genertion nothingness whores really dont do it for the sex,,the sex is just a cover,,in any case there is no love making with this generation only hard rough fast sex which is good but you asked why they leave in shame ... lol

2. they are ashamed for being so easy

3. they are confused and mental cases in many ways

usualy its all 3 with americano girls


gh15 approved
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: GroinkTropin on July 03, 2011, 11:06:42 AM
this is the ideal woman: disappears after sex  8)

Exactly what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 03, 2011, 11:36:31 AM
"I don't usually do this... "

 :D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 11:46:23 AM
usualy if they leave fast it is either

1. you were real bad in bed...not because something you did wrong but because americano girls now day only like it rough fast and hard...they really do not get off much ,,mainly faking it unles very comfy with you ,, they do it to be wanted and to get attention ,,nothing to do with enjoying sex with most of them ,,genertion nothingness whores really dont do it for the sex,,the sex is just a cover,,in any case there is no love making with this generation only hard rough fast sex which is good but you asked why they leave in shame ... lol

2. they are ashamed for being so easy


3. they are confused and mental cases in many ways

usualy its all 3 with americano girls


gh15 approved

spot on, she texted me this morning basically saying the same thing. 

I didn't give her a generation nothing fuck, it was decent length, slow, hard, fast, love making type, some george michael playing in the background lol, pretty good fuck in my opinion. 

damn weirdo though
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Papper on July 03, 2011, 11:49:14 AM
"I don't usually do this... "

 :D

"Sure you don't. You're special."
  ::)
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: bradistani on July 03, 2011, 11:49:57 AM
Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack, about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  Then storms out of my place without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????

get ready for a false rape accusation  :D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 11:51:41 AM
get ready for a false rape accusation  :D

Don't scare me now  :o
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: 240 is Back on July 03, 2011, 11:54:02 AM
most getbiggers secretly film their lovemaking to prevent false rape charges.


didn't you notice - once ben rothlesberger started posting here, he stopped getting accused of rape all the time.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: bradistani on July 03, 2011, 11:57:54 AM
Don't scare me now  :o

i remember an almost exact case here in england.. dudes life was fucking ruined even though he was found not guilty. changed his name and emigrated. there's tons of false rape charges from dumb sluts like yours  :'(
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 03, 2011, 12:06:06 PM
"Sure you don't. You're special."
  ::)


Nah, you gotta go with   "me neither...I swear. There is just something about you."   :D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Papper on July 03, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
Nah, you gotta go with   "me neither...I swear. There is just something about you."   :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: GroinkTropin on July 03, 2011, 12:40:12 PM
spot on, she texted me this morning basically saying the same thing. 

I didn't give her a generation nothing fuck, it was decent length, slow, hard, fast, love making type, some george michael playing in the background lol, pretty good fuck in my opinion. 

damn weirdo though

Sounds good IMO.

I remember the last one night stand I had, chick attempted to tell me she didn't suck dick. This after she agreed to spend the night at my place literally 3 hours after I met her at a buddys get together.

The fuck goes through womens heads, no one knows...Least of all them haha...

Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 05:23:11 PM
Sounds good IMO.

I remember the last one night stand I had, chick attempted to tell me she didn't suck dick. This after she agreed to spend the night at my place literally 3 hours after I met her at a buddys get together.

The fuck goes through womens heads, no one knows...Least of all them haha...



damn americana women
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: wes on July 03, 2011, 05:35:29 PM
Fuck them all,sort them out later!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: wolfgang187 on July 03, 2011, 05:53:35 PM
She is a major slut!!!!! HA HA
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
She is a major slut!!!!! HA HA


hell yeah she is, didn't even wear underwear, and was feeling my cock under an hour of hanging out.  maybe she's down to bang tonight? hmmm
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: io856 on July 03, 2011, 08:25:23 PM
Fuck them all,sort them out later!  LOL  ;D
wesdom!
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 03, 2011, 08:28:01 PM
The "ole" fake panic attack so you can get the fuck out of dodge trick. I think I've read that one in a book somewhere.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: SF1900 on July 03, 2011, 08:29:16 PM
dude, same thing happened to me..the next morning she was like "oh my god, i cant believe i did that" and she went on and on and on....yeah, right, like that is the first time she ever did that before  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 03, 2011, 08:29:25 PM
I'm not looking for a relationship, no chasing from me, just awkward about how all that shit went down lol.  


Was it wigg's wife? She might be in a real bad spot right now and just had to leave.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: io856 on July 03, 2011, 08:30:48 PM
should you be worried when they don't act this way? haha
after how many sexual encounters is it like... an evaluation of such rather than a denial of such  :D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 03, 2011, 08:31:38 PM
i remember an almost exact case here in england.. dudes life was fucking ruined even though he was found not guilty. changed his name and emigrated. there's tons of false rape charges from dumb sluts like yours  :'(


Thats why you never have kids. If shit gets really fucked up, you don't have anyone to worry about you. You just go out in a blaze of fcking glory. If more singles thought like this, the government would give single people much more tax benefits. Right now they just feed them depression meds. silly really
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 03, 2011, 08:34:56 PM
dude, same thing happened to me..the next morning she was like "oh my god, i cant believe i did that" and she went on and on and on....yeah, right, like that is the first time she ever did that before  ::) ::)

Twister of truth probably hangs out with Liar Priest and trains in the same gym as yoda or smokeybones.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Benny B on July 03, 2011, 08:36:00 PM
Smooth-ass fuck/buddies song: For Players ONLY  ;)

Music video: Donell Jones - This Luv
Came out in 2000.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: 240 is Back on July 03, 2011, 08:36:37 PM
Don't scare me now  :o

poor man's solution... set up an audio recorder ap on your iphone or droid.

hit the button while you're having sex, recording her screaming "yes" about 87 times.  Then tell her to use your name, so there will be "oh yes BigGunzzz777, hit it daddy..."

Then, you can whip out your phone in the police interview room and ask Detective Flatfoot if that sounds like rape.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: 240 is Back on July 03, 2011, 08:42:36 PM
Exactly, and make sure you have them clearly recite the date and time , tell the hoe it really turns you on.

"What's my name, bitch?"

"Who owns your friday night, huh?"

"Do you want me to stop?"

Yes, a few key questions like this could lead to an interview room pwning.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 03, 2011, 10:14:55 PM

Was it wigg's wife? She might be in a real bad spot right now and just had to leave.

hahaha
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 04, 2011, 02:52:14 AM
get ready for a false rape accusation  :D
She'll do a DSK on you.... :(
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: no one on July 04, 2011, 07:53:43 AM

Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack,[/b] about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  [b]Then storms out of my place [/b]without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol????



some george michael playing in the background


pretty self explanatory.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2011, 08:48:43 AM
"What's my name, bitch?"

Is it wrong to have them alternate between calling you by your Getbig handle and your real name?

Not sure if it would work with guys like Suckmymuscle, though.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: WillGrant on July 04, 2011, 08:53:04 AM
Is it wrong to have them alternate between calling you by your Getbig handle and your real name?

Not sure if it would work with guys like Suckmymuscle, though.
Up late bro  :)
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: 240 is Back on July 04, 2011, 08:53:18 AM
Is it wrong to have them alternate between calling you by your Getbig handle and your real name?

I'm pretty sure it's appropriate to use ONLY your getbig handle.

You can also scrawl your screen name in lipstick, blood, feces, or jello chocolate pudding, upon her back and rump, in order to get the most reliable Droid pic.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2011, 08:54:37 AM
Up late bro  :)

Yeah haha my sleeping pattern's pretty fucked up
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: WillGrant on July 04, 2011, 08:56:58 AM
Yeah haha my sleeping pattern's pretty fucked up
Ditto - Im waiting to start a new job - I dont sleep if Im not working , oh and I smoke to much pot which keeps me awake for some reason  ;D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2011, 08:57:11 AM
I'm pretty sure it's appropriate to use ONLY your getbig handle.

You can also scrawl your screen name in lipstick, blood, feces, or jello chocolate pudding, upon her back and rump, in order to get the most reliable Droid pic.

Cool, I won't change my handle to "Nasser's Autopilot Eyeball" like I've been wanting to, then...
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2011, 09:00:25 AM
Ditto - Im waiting to start a new job - I dont sleep if Im not working , oh and I smoke to much pot which keeps me awake for some reason  ;D

Pot makes me sleep too much. Maybe I should get some tomorrow :P
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2011, 09:03:18 AM
Twister of truth probably hangs out with Liar Priest and trains in the same gym as yoda or smokeybones.

hahahaha.  :D :D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Benny B on July 04, 2011, 09:13:01 AM
pretty self explanatory.
C'mon homie, you know you've done some boning with "Careless Whisper" on the cd player. Don't front.  :D
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: quadzilla456 on July 04, 2011, 10:23:49 AM
Forget about her - if you are looking for a serious relationship. A girl that respected you and enjoyed your company would stay and be in the kitchen making you breakfast first thing in the morning. Do you think a girl that was fucked by Steve McQueen would leave after sex? Hell no, unless HE showed her the door.

If you are only interested in fucking her then follow up with her after a couple of days.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 04, 2011, 01:50:10 PM
pretty self explanatory.


hahahaha, classic music right there man!!  what music you guys listen to when u fuck?  depends on the mood I guess, I'll play some old school dr dr and snoops when I'm slapping that ass, using that pimp hand, some marilyn manson if I want to fuck her brains out.   just depends
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 04, 2011, 01:52:33 PM
Forget about her - if you are looking for a serious relationship. A girl that respected you and enjoyed your company would stay and be in the kitchen making you breakfast first thing in the morning. Do you think a girl that was fucked by Steve McQueen would leave after sex? Hell no, unless HE showed her the door.

If you are only interested in fucking her then follow up with her after a couple of days.

I'm not looking for any relationship, been in 2 serious ones for the last 3 years or so.  Over it by now, focusing on the bodybuilding game right now.  She's obviously not relationship material, just boning.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: MAXX on July 04, 2011, 01:53:13 PM
probably didn't want to sleep over and deal with the awkwardness in the morning.
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 04, 2011, 01:53:29 PM
C'mon homie, you know you've done some boning with "Careless Whisper" on the cd player. Don't front.  :D

Benny knows what's up, everyone has to fuck to that song at some point.  
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 04, 2011, 01:54:10 PM
probably didn't want to sleep over and deal with the awkwardness in the morning.

want to talk about awkwardness, I have to train her later this week lmao
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: wolfgang187 on July 04, 2011, 07:31:50 PM
keep us updated on this major slut please....
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: jesusbod on July 04, 2011, 07:49:46 PM
Pics or it didn't happen   ::)
Title: Re: Banged a new girl tonight....
Post by: Fitness4Life on July 04, 2011, 08:27:10 PM
...and now you come to Getbig to share her dirty little secrets! Shame shame!

Time can never mend the careless whisper of a good friend!



LMAO.


It happened fellas, only a sad, sad man would go online at 300am to post fake shit lol.
Can't imagine this getting anymore interesting, might have to cut this one off. 
But I'll keep yall updated