Banged a new girl tonight....

[Fitness4Life]

get ready for a false rape accusation  

Don't scare me now 

[240 is Back]

most getbiggers secretly film their lovemaking to prevent false rape charges.


didn't you notice - once ben rothlesberger started posting here, he stopped getting accused of rape all the time.

[bradistani]

Don't scare me now 

i remember an almost exact case here in england.. dudes life was fucking ruined even though he was found not guilty. changed his name and emigrated. there's tons of false rape charges from dumb sluts like yours 

[Palpatine Q]

"Sure you don't. You're special."
 

Nah, you gotta go with   "me neither...I swear. There is just something about you."   

[Papper]

Nah, you gotta go with   "me neither...I swear. There is just something about you."   

 

[GroinkTropin]

spot on, she texted me this morning basically saying the same thing. 

I didn't give her a generation nothing fuck, it was decent length, slow, hard, fast, love making type, some george michael playing in the background lol, pretty good fuck in my opinion. 

damn weirdo though

Sounds good IMO.

I remember the last one night stand I had, chick attempted to tell me she didn't suck dick. This after she agreed to spend the night at my place literally 3 hours after I met her at a buddys get together.

The fuck goes through womens heads, no one knows...Least of all them haha...

[Fitness4Life]

Sounds good IMO.

I remember the last one night stand I had, chick attempted to tell me she didn't suck dick. This after she agreed to spend the night at my place literally 3 hours after I met her at a buddys get together.

The fuck goes through womens heads, no one knows...Least of all them haha...

damn americana women

[wes]

Fuck them all,sort them out later!  LOL 

[wolfgang187]

She is a major slut!!!!! HA HA

[Fitness4Life]

She is a major slut!!!!! HA HA

hell yeah she is, didn't even wear underwear, and was feeling my cock under an hour of hanging out.  maybe she's down to bang tonight? hmmm

[io856]

Fuck them all,sort them out later!  LOL 

wesdom!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

The "ole" fake panic attack so you can get the fuck out of dodge trick. I think I've read that one in a book somewhere.

[SF1900]

dude, same thing happened to me..the next morning she was like "oh my god, i cant believe i did that" and she went on and on and on....yeah, right, like that is the first time she ever did that before 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

I'm not looking for a relationship, no chasing from me, just awkward about how all that shit went down lol.  

Was it wigg's wife? She might be in a real bad spot right now and just had to leave.

[io856]

should you be worried when they don't act this way? haha
after how many sexual encounters is it like... an evaluation of such rather than a denial of such 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

i remember an almost exact case here in england.. dudes life was fucking ruined even though he was found not guilty. changed his name and emigrated. there's tons of false rape charges from dumb sluts like yours  

Thats why you never have kids. If shit gets really fucked up, you don't have anyone to worry about you. You just go out in a blaze of fcking glory. If more singles thought like this, the government would give single people much more tax benefits. Right now they just feed them depression meds. silly really

[The Abdominal Snoman]

dude, same thing happened to me..the next morning she was like "oh my god, i cant believe i did that" and she went on and on and on....yeah, right, like that is the first time she ever did that before 

Twister of truth probably hangs out with Liar Priest and trains in the same gym as yoda or smokeybones.

[Benny B]

Smooth-ass fuck/buddies song: For Players ONLY 

Music video: Donell Jones - This Luv
Came out in 2000.

[240 is Back]

Don't scare me now  

poor man's solution... set up an audio recorder ap on your iphone or droid.

hit the button while you're having sex, recording her screaming "yes" about 87 times.  Then tell her to use your name, so there will be "oh yes BigGunzzz777, hit it daddy..."

Then, you can whip out your phone in the police interview room and ask Detective Flatfoot if that sounds like rape.

[240 is Back]

Exactly, and make sure you have them clearly recite the date and time , tell the hoe it really turns you on.

"What's my name, bitch?"

"Who owns your friday night, huh?"

"Do you want me to stop?"

Yes, a few key questions like this could lead to an interview room pwning.

[Fitness4Life]

Was it wigg's wife? She might be in a real bad spot right now and just had to leave.

hahaha

[Dr Dutch]

get ready for a false rape accusation  

She'll do a DSK on you....

[no one]

Right after I handled some business, she gets up, having a panic attack,[/b] about how she has never had casual sex like that, she says "you must think I'm a major slut".  [b]Then storms out of my place [/b]without even letting me say a word.  wtf??lol?

some george michael playing in the background

pretty self explanatory.

[kiwiol]

"What's my name, bitch?"

Is it wrong to have them alternate between calling you by your Getbig handle and your real name?

Not sure if it would work with guys like Suckmymuscle, though.

[WillGrant]

Is it wrong to have them alternate between calling you by your Getbig handle and your real name?

Not sure if it would work with guys like Suckmymuscle, though.

Up late bro