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Title: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: makaveli25 on July 04, 2011, 06:26:38 PM
Got back from the beach a little while ago spent the day drinking and talking to some fine hoes. I couldn't believe the amount of hot woman out there. Every girl on that beach looked fing delicious to me. The beach is almost like being at a strip club or inside a girls lockerroom. I absolutely love it. I get so horny I had to stop myself from knocking over one of these fine hoes and mounting them. They know how to tease just right to get you so damn horny. It isn't fair sometimes. I love the shapes and sizes of all the different woman. All look good to me as long as they're not fat. It's so damn easy for girls to get attention and get laid I wish it was that easy being a guy.

Moral of the story is pump some iron and go to the beach there's nothing better in life my friends. If only I were real loaded I would take like 4-5 of the hottest girls I saw and have a big drunken orgy with them all. This might be the test and masteron talking a little bit forgive me if I sound like a sexual predator. I wish I had pictures to show you guys. Happy 4Th of July to all my getbigger homies.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 07:11:27 PM
Pumping iron is all well and good, but money is what those bitches are after. Take a close look next time you go to the beach. The rare buff bodybuilder you see wuill be in the company of other males in awe of his physique. Hot bitches really don't care about pecs as much as you think. They are all about the money. Reevalute your goals and activities and go after the dough. The girls will follow. Muscles are icing on the cake, but without money, muscles can't stand alone as far as hot bitches are concerned.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 07:13:47 PM
WTF...I didn't write "the girls will follow" I wrote "the kunts will follow". This censorship is out of control on getbig.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: BILL ANVIL on July 04, 2011, 07:19:15 PM
Women only care about money, muscles just make them jealous and hate you.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: dyslexic on July 04, 2011, 07:30:28 PM
I agree, a day at the beach does wonders for the male libido..
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Marty Champions on July 04, 2011, 07:31:18 PM
you shouldve walked around with a cock ring under your shorts to seduce the fine ass hoes with a hard on, thats all it takes
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 04, 2011, 07:33:23 PM
I live by the beach. I agree that being on the beach is better than being at a stripper bar. The best part is that you don't have to tip the girls. They wear next to nothing for free.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Marty Champions on July 04, 2011, 07:41:02 PM
just mow lawns and live by the beach
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: WillGrant on July 04, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
you shouldve walked around with a cock ring under your shorts to seduce the fine ass hoes with a hard on, thats all it takes
;D
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: io856 on July 04, 2011, 07:54:23 PM
Pumping iron is all well and good, but money is what those bitches are after. Take a close look next time you go to the beach. The rare buff bodybuilder you see wuill be in the company of other males in awe of his physique. Hot bitches really don't care about pecs as much as you think. They are all about the money. Reevalute your goals and activities and go after the dough. The girls will follow. Muscles are icing on the cake, but without money, muscles can't stand alone as far as hot bitches are concerned.
money = herpes

then?
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 07:59:04 PM
Money=Security, women want men with money to impregnate them and then provide for them. Then they get fat and sloppy and the show is over.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: io856 on July 04, 2011, 08:00:32 PM
Your world view is off base...

For example, money doesn't create physical attraction.

Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 08:02:26 PM
Women don't get physically attracted like men do. The two things that make women tick: 1)Money 2)Guy reminds them of their father.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: abijahmaniaco on July 04, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Money=Security, women want men with money to impregnate them and then provide for them. Then they get fat and sloppy and the show is over.
QFT
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: io856 on July 04, 2011, 08:10:01 PM
I don't feel like getting into this nonsense...  ::)

Yes money will attract people(women/men) seeking your money... and may even lead a women to lead you on. The security it provides may even lead her to consider you as a long term partner and father of children.

However don't be mistaken... there are inherent flaws in this initial attraction one which will not last the test of time. Fuck a bitch who is there just for your dough... its true that it will happen.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 08:15:54 PM
It's the way of the world. Guys on bodybuilding forums don't want to hear it because they are so heavily invested in working out and usually not into building wealth. If you think women are the same as men, explain the proportion of female strippers in america to male strippers.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: io856 on July 04, 2011, 08:18:54 PM
It's the way of the world. Guys on bodybuilding forums don't want to hear it because they are so heavily invested in working out and usually not into building wealth. If you think women are the same as men, explain the proportion of female strippers in america to male strippers.
Thats irrelevant considering plenty of women already have financial security on their own right nowadays and are seeking physical security(male)...
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
Women don't go to the beach to hook up. They go to work on their tan so they can return to their life and attract a suitable mate. Women are baby-makers first and foremost. The current cultural norm includes women making a living, but that all ends once they get knocked up. This is tens of thousands of years of biology and instinctam. Women want security and in this day and age that means money.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Marty Champions on July 04, 2011, 08:41:47 PM
ive had some real savage times hooking up with hoes when i was shredded at the beach. the only difficulty was ive always been sorrounded by jealous 'buds' , many of them to lazy to walk around on the beach, most of the time i had to do the lone stroll for fine ass hoes. hell the beach and women are beautiful its fun just enough to take in all the eye candy, hooking up was a bonus for me alot of times id go down for 3 days and at least fuck one hoe or get a blow job, sometimes 2 hoes in a trip ,  or random make outs with hoes and groping sessions that dont quite turn into gettin laid. theres also been a couple times where i didnt get laid but i atleast maybe got some kisses or fingerd them  but still had a blast

nothing really better in this world than being out in the sun at the beach looking at many different hoes. i thank god for this and i hope im in the position to live by the beach someday, i know god wont just let me live out there i know ill still have to work hard like i am now. in life we can get great returns if we dont be a welfare falcons and actually do hard work for a living
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Marty Champions on July 04, 2011, 08:49:36 PM
ive had some real savage times hooking up with hoes when i was shredded at the beach. the only difficulty was ive always been sorrounded by jealous 'buds' , many of them to lazy to walk around on the beach, most of the time i had to do the lone stroll for fine ass hoes. hell the beach and women are beautiful its fun just enough to take in all the eye candy, hooking up was a bonus for me alot of times id go down for 3 days and at least fuck one hoe or get a blow job, sometimes 2 hoes in a trip ,  or random make outs with hoes and groping sessions that dont quite turn into gettin laid. theres also been a couple times where i didnt get laid but i atleast maybe got some kisses or fingerd them  but still had a blast

nothing really better in this world than being out in the sun at the beach looking at many different hoes. i thank god for this and i hope im in the position to live by the beach someday, i know god wont just let me live out there i know ill still have to work hard like i am now. in life we can get great returns if we dont be a welfare falcons and actually do hard work for a living

with that being said you better have a good wingman , going solo is alot of work and special tactics

i was the most inshape dude on the beach but i had to work way to hard to get hoes because i had no wingman aka no friends at the time cause they were too pusy
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: pluck on July 04, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Your world view is off base...

For example, money doesn't create physical attraction.


Hahah...says the guy who has no money.

Look, I know plenty of middle aged guys (50 and over) with money that get as much pussy as a typical college frat boy.
Bitches don't find guys with sagging waist lines and gray hair attractive...until that said guy pulls up in a shiny new foreign car and takes out his wad of cash to tip a valet or bartender.

Bitches are attracted to confidence, power, money. FACT.

Sure there are the girls who are virtuous  and those things don't matter...but they are the idealistic ones who haven't had to earn their rent, utilities, groceries, clothes and salon bills. The older women get and the longer they have been grinding at life ... the more they crave that security of a guy with money, regardless of looks.

Big biceps, pecs and abs are for other guys to drool over...sort of like how bitches get dressed up to go out. They don't do it for other guys attention...they do it to impress other girls.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: galain on July 04, 2011, 10:17:18 PM
Hahah...says the guy who has no money.

Look, I know plenty of middle aged guys (50 and over) with money that get as much pussy as a typical college frat boy.
Bitches don't find guys with sagging waist lines and gray hair attractive...until that said guy pulls up in a shiny new foreign car and takes out his wad of cash to tip a valet or bartender.

Bitches are attracted to confidence, power, money. FACT.

Sure there are the girls who are virtuous  and those things don't matter...but they are the idealistic ones who haven't had to earn their rent, utilities, groceries, clothes and salon bills. The older women get and the longer they have been grinding at life ... the more they crave that security of a guy with money, regardless of looks.

Big biceps, pecs and abs are for other guys to drool over...sort of like how bitches get dressed up to go out. They don't do it for other guys attention...they do it to impress other girls.

x110%

...and often you will never know what a woman is thinking. About 7 years ago, one of my best friends, (female) had started a home business from her garage. Admittedly, starting from nothing in the suburbs in your garage is not ideal, but she was determined to stick with it and she had a primary job to cover her expenses. I was living in another city, but called her one day and asked how it was all going. Her answer - "Oh - I've shut it down. I don't need to work anymore, my new boyfriend is a doctor".

What the fuck? What about Ms Independent small business owner? I've known this chick since we were kids and we were like brother and sister. I NEVER expected her to have an attitude like that.

Just goes to show you - trust no woman, ever.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: galain on July 04, 2011, 10:18:48 PM
and to keep it on topic, I like the beach too, but I'm at that age now where I'll sometimes get "Wow - you're in great shape - for your age".

Thanks a lot!
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: io856 on July 04, 2011, 10:40:05 PM
Hahah...says the guy who has no money.

Look, I know plenty of middle aged guys (50 and over) with money that get as much pussy as a typical college frat boy.
Bitches don't find guys with sagging waist lines and gray hair attractive...until that said guy pulls up in a shiny new foreign car and takes out his wad of cash to tip a valet or bartender.

Bitches are attracted to confidence, power, money. FACT.

Sure there are the girls who are virtuous  and those things don't matter...but they are the idealistic ones who haven't had to earn their rent, utilities, groceries, clothes and salon bills. The older women get and the longer they have been grinding at life ... the more they crave that security of a guy with money, regardless of looks.

Big biceps, pecs and abs are for other guys to drool over...sort of like how bitches get dressed up to go out. They don't do it for other guys attention...they do it to impress other girls.
I do in fact have a good financial state at present so I don't post these opinions up from that bias. I just don't like the fact that people on here get so depressed and hung up about their lack of female companionship in their life and reduce this to their lack of money. I am assuming in all this discussion that we are in fact talking about an excess of money and not just enough to live comfortably. In that respect the ability to live comfortably is of course going to be needed to get that 10 minutes of bliss you are all after... You need to eat, have a nice place, drink, train, have nice clothes etc etc.

I am under the assumption the redmeatkid is talking about excesses here. This may in fact be needed in your American culture but from my world view and knowledge of psychology it does not create nice meaningless sexual relationships and the more meaningful long term relationships. From my own personal experience I have had some very beautiful women women enter my life. Women are fragile creatures, inherently insecure, emotional and non functional beings. I come on here and everyone is all like "money gets women" "money this money that" but I have these beautiful women entering my life. It makes me feel unworthy of their attention and offerings... So I type from emotion here as if I hope you too can absolve this notion in your minds that an excess of money is only way to get to your female mirage.

Ok, my initial point here was that how does money create that initial attraction? As she glances at you at the bar, supermarket, restaurant, in the street, at the gym or wherever there is no audit of your bank account or financial status. You can easily portray wealth with credit lines affording you a nice car a reasonable house provided you have a good income.

The reality of it all it is that is only but a mirage and after the first few weeks of having these women in your lives the ugly side inevitably comes out. For two people to be happy in the long term it requires an incredible amount of work that so few will work through. Look at our current culture portrayed in the media... doesn't exactly support notions of working through problems like adults and creating meaning in relationships. Then there is the short term flings... yeah they are great  ::) Once you've finished you stare at the roof thinking about how fast you can get out of there. Not to mention the contracting of sexually transmitted disease/infections. Very very empty pursuit that leads to more emptiness. So as you attempt to acquire excesses of wealth in the aims of reaching your female mirage in the distance. "Be careful what you wish for"
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: pluck on July 04, 2011, 10:52:01 PM
I get your point. It's apples and oranges.

You can't have a real relationship with a gold digger like you would have with a woman who isn't materialistic (I know since I'm in one right now).

But for the reference of getting women for one purpose... having money, or atleast the illusion of it is very helpful to say the least.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: jedibrat on July 05, 2011, 12:43:28 AM
Pumping iron is all well and good, but money is what those bitches are after. Take a close look next time you go to the beach. The rare buff bodybuilder you see wuill be in the company of other males in awe of his physique. Hot bitches really don't care about pecs as much as you think. They are all about the money. Reevalute your goals and activities and go after the dough. The girls will follow. Muscles are icing on the cake, but without money, muscles can't stand alone as far as hot bitches are concerned.

the real hotties with marry the rich guy for work, but they'll fuck the broke bb on the side for fun.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 04:51:05 AM
Bodybuilding should be allowed to die in dignity. It is over. These days it is about getting lean and ripped. Yes, weights are a part of that, but bodybuilding proper, is fading away from the gyms and the beaches. Women take a look at a bodybuilder and sense there is something wrong.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 04:58:35 AM
x110%

...and often you will never know what a woman is thinking. About 7 years ago, one of my best friends, (female) had started a home business from her garage. Admittedly, starting from nothing in the suburbs in your garage is not ideal, but she was determined to stick with it and she had a primary job to cover her expenses. I was living in another city, but called her one day and asked how it was all going. Her answer - "Oh - I've shut it down. I don't need to work anymore, my new boyfriend is a doctor".

What the fuck? What about Ms Independent small business owner? I've known this chick since we were kids and we were like brother and sister. I NEVER expected her to have an attitude like that.

Just goes to show you - trust no woman, ever.
Did she marry dude? And does she know his malpractice expenses? I hope dude gets a prenuptial...
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 05:06:07 AM
Bodybuilding should be allowed to die in dignity. It is over. These days it is about getting lean and ripped. Yes, weights are a part of that, but bodybuilding proper, is fading away from the gyms and the beaches. Women take a look at a bodybuilder and sense there is something wrong.
The bbers of today are not like the bbers of the 90s, 80s or even 70s. Zero seperation of the muscles, gut, bloated face, complete with douchebag look...what is odd, is that the dudes lifting weight in prison, best exemplify the bber of yesterday...almost sad that those guys possibly could be the true spiritual successors.

There was a pic of several bbing douchebag together at a pool, most had shades on...it was 6 of them, and they all had "boardshorts" on. No women around them, and no self respecting man would want to look like them. Basically, bbing in the US is douchebag central.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: io856 on July 05, 2011, 05:50:28 AM
The bbers of today are not like the bbers of the 90s, 80s or even 70s. Zero seperation of the muscles, gut, bloated face, complete with douchebag look...what is odd, is that the dudes lifting weight in prison, best exemplify the bber of yesterday...almost sad that those guys possibly could be the true spiritual successors.

There was a pic of several bbing douchebag together at a pool, most had shades on...it was 6 of them, and they all had "boardshorts" on. No women around them, and no self respecting man would want to look like them. Basically, bbing in the US is douchebag central.
As much as I love bb I agree here
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Sam on July 05, 2011, 06:05:46 AM
A couple of apples and a banana down the shorts does it for me. (make sure they are down the front of the shorts though otherwise there is terrible trouble)
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: nosleep on July 05, 2011, 06:10:24 AM
As much as I love bb I agree here

I CANT SPEAK FOR ALL...BUT YES WE LOOK LIKE DOUCHES FOR THE MOST PART. BUT WE ARENT DOUCHES, OR AT LEAST NOT SOME OF US. MY BUDDIES & I LOOK LIKE YOUR TOTAL GYM RAT MEATHEAD....BASEBALL CAP, WORKOUT SHIRT...BUT WE DONT EVER GO ROUND PREACHIN THIS SHIT OR ACT LIKE OCD NEED MY PROTEIN ASAP FREAKS. WE DONT ACT RUDE TO PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE.

BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, IF YOU DIDNT KNOW US...YOUD LABEL US. BUT GET TO KNOW US AND WE'RE JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. BUT FOR MEATHEADS, WE'RE REAL QUIET.

STUDYING ABROAD MADE ME REALIZE HOW OBNOXIOUS SOME OF US ARE...SO I ALWAYS STAY LOW KEY.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 05, 2011, 06:21:43 AM
Women don't get physically attracted like men do. The two things that make women tick: 1)Money 2)Guy reminds them of their father.

Of course they do. Stop reading bullshit.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 06:41:37 AM
Then why is there no strip joint that caters to women? You can find dozens for men in every state.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 05, 2011, 06:45:39 AM
Then why is there no strip joint that caters to women? You can find dozens for men in every state.

There are strip joints and strippers for women as for there not being as many it would greatly come down to insecurity. Go and ask a male stripper what these women are like when they get drunk and lose inhibitions.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 05, 2011, 06:59:58 AM
ive had some real savage times hooking up with hoes when i was shredded at the beach. the only difficulty was ive always been sorrounded by jealous 'buds' , many of them to lazy to walk around on the beach, most of the time i had to do the lone stroll for fine ass hoes. hell the beach and women are beautiful its fun just enough to take in all the eye candy, hooking up was a bonus for me alot of times id go down for 3 days and at least fuck one hoe or get a blow job, sometimes 2 hoes in a trip ,  or random make outs with hoes and groping sessions that dont quite turn into gettin laid. theres also been a couple times where i didnt get laid but i atleast maybe got some kisses or fingerd them  but still had a blast

nothing really better in this world than being out in the sun at the beach looking at many different hoes. i thank god for this and i hope im in the position to live by the beach someday, i know god wont just let me live out there i know ill still have to work hard like i am now. in life we can get great returns if we dont be a welfare falcons and actually do hard work for a living

Typical day for me, except I ply my trade at a nude beach and have a hard on.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 05, 2011, 07:07:17 AM
There are strip joints and strippers for women as for there not being as many it would greatly come down to insecurity. Go and ask a male stripper what these women are like when they get drunk and lose inhibitions.

we already did.  johnnynoname's a male stripper, and he says the women mostly hire them as a novelty act to giggle at, not to fulfill their sexual fantasies.

more than once he said when they get drunk and lose inhibitions, they just turn into bitches; they don't go around sucking his balls off like you'd conclude from dancing bear videos.

no money in the world will give a man confidence to attempt to bang a "10" if he doesn't have it in him already.  with that being said, thankfully women can sniff a $100 bill from a mile away and will approach the man and con him into a marriage with a few bj's and handy j's.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: galain on July 05, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
Did she marry dude? And does she know his malpractice expenses? I hope dude gets a prenuptial...

No - they broke up 18 months later. Something about him being cheap. Needless to say, our friendship is pretty distant as well these days.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 11:03:18 AM
Women have a different psyche. Unlike men, they are very conscious of their own biology. They might fool around as teenagers, but women are programmed to have children with a suitable mate. Now, there exist abberations due to psychological issues: coalburners, liar/manipulator types, etc. But the vast majority are not thinking about pecs, 6 packs and biceps. That is the territory of the homosexual man. Women want security. That means money. Again, it is my experience that menan especially gym rats, resist this truth. They have laid plans for biceps, but have made no plans to build wealth, and therefore will never live the lifestyle they daydream about; i.e. a lifestyle of womanizing. That is the lifestyle of the powerbroker. He may or may not have a physique, but he has unlimited credit, multiple properties, beautiful cars, expensive suits, vacations and toasty warm places while the gym rats are scraping the snow off their shitboxes to drive to Gold's.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 11:17:55 AM
No - they broke up 18 months later. Something about him being cheap. Needless to say, our friendship is pretty distant as well these days.
So...basically, she quit her small business endeavor because she started dating a doctor---then he is cheap, and she breaks up with him 18 mos later? She isn't marriage material either...nor mother material...
Women have a different psyche. Unlike men, they are very conscious of their own biology. They might fool around as teenagers, but women are programmed to have children with a suitable mate. Now, there exist abberations due to psychological issues: coalburners, liar/manipulator types, etc. But the vast majority are not thinking about pecs, 6 packs and biceps. That is the territory of the homosexual man. Women want security. That means money. Again, it is my experience that menan especially gym rats, resist this truth. They have laid plans for biceps, but have made no plans to build wealth, and therefore will never live the
lifestyle they daydream about; i.e. a lifestyle of womanizing. That is the lifestyle of the powerbroker. He may or may not have a physique, but he has unlimited credit, multiple properties, beautiful cars, expensive suits, vacations and toasty warm places while the gym rats are scraping the snow off their shitboxes to
drive to Gold's.
and I'll go further---I'd say about 97% of women, probably more would make poor wives and mothers. Period. Due to the example that the Baby Boomers have set when it comes to parenting and marriage. Plus, there are more women with advance degrees and college degrees than men now. Go to any Law School and you'll see fa more women than men...so chances are those women you are talking about are the hot bimbos who don't know a spoon from a spork.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: bradistani on July 05, 2011, 11:33:54 AM
haha, only on getbig can a thread celebrating the joys and beauty of the finer sex, and a great day at the beach, turn into rabid, anti female savagery  ::)

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Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: makaveli25 on July 05, 2011, 11:54:49 AM
haha, only on getbig can a thread celebrating the joys and beauty of the finer sex, and a great day at the beach, turn into rabid, anti female savagery  ::)

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I know right. Bunch of homos around here.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 05, 2011, 12:11:12 PM
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Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 01:14:19 PM
GL: Law schools and other institutes of higher learning are big business. They want those student loans, period. They will accept any warm body with a BA from any place calling itself a college. these chicks are coming out of law school BURIED under a mountain of debt. They are the worst predators of all: 100's of thousands of student debt, a degree and a job at Applebee's.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 01:20:46 PM
haha, only on getbig can a thread celebrating the joys and beauty of the finer sex, and a great day at the beach, turn into rabid, anti female savagery  ::)

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Looking at her reminds me of the Cookie Monster Cookie Song...Mmmmmm.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Devon97 on July 05, 2011, 01:22:51 PM
Got back from the beach a little while ago spent the day drinking and talking to some fine hoes. I couldn't believe the amount of hot woman out there. Every girl on that beach looked fing delicious to me. The beach is almost like being at a strip club or inside a girls lockerroom. I absolutely love it. I get so horny I had to stop myself from knocking over one of these fine hoes and mounting them. They know how to tease just right to get you so damn horny. It isn't fair sometimes. I love the shapes and sizes of all the different woman. All look good to me as long as they're not fat. It's so damn easy for girls to get attention and get laid I wish it was that easy being a guy.

Moral of the story is pump some iron and go to the beach there's nothing better in life my friends. If only I were real loaded I would take like 4-5 of the hottest girls I saw and have a big drunken orgy with them all. This might be the test and masteron talking a little bit forgive me if I sound like a sexual predator. I wish I had pictures to show you guys. Happy 4Th of July to all my getbigger homies.


Imagine living on the beach and going there and to the gym when ever you pleased.

It works for me ; )
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: affeman on July 05, 2011, 01:23:06 PM
Got back from the beach a little while ago spent the day drinking and talking to some fine hoes. I couldn't believe the amount of hot woman out there. Every girl on that beach looked fing delicious to me. The beach is almost like being at a strip club or inside a girls lockerroom. I absolutely love it. I get so horny I had to stop myself from knocking over one of these fine hoes and mounting them. They know how to tease just right to get you so damn horny. It isn't fair sometimes. I love the shapes and sizes of all the different woman. All look good to me as long as they're not fat. It's so damn easy for girls to get attention and get laid I wish it was that easy being a guy.

Moral of the story is pump some iron and go to the beach there's nothing better in life my friends. If only I were real loaded I would take like 4-5 of the hottest girls I saw and have a big drunken orgy with them all. This might be the test and masteron talking a little bit forgive me if I sound like a sexual predator. I wish I had pictures to show you guys. Happy 4Th of July to all my getbigger homies.

LOL A BB getting euphoric after interrupting his every 90 minutes rice and chicken regiment and going outside into the daylight for the first time in 5 years. ::)
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Devon97 on July 05, 2011, 01:26:09 PM
Money=Security, women want men with money to impregnate them and then provide for them. Then they get fat and sloppy and the show is over.


eh, sometimes.

Will a buff bod get you a bunch of girls? no

But an attractive face and a lean athletic fit body and being TALL will get WAYYYYY more women any day of the week then the rich guy.

Trust me.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 01:28:27 PM
GL: Law schools and other institutes of higher learning are big business. They want those student loans, period. They will accept any warm body with a BA from any place calling itself a college. these chicks are coming out of law school BURIED under a mountain of debt. They are the worst predators of all: 100's of thousands of student debt, a degree and a job at Applebee's.
Exactly....open the yellow pages under "attorney" or "lawyer"---tons, unless you grad from a top law school at the top of your class---you ain't gonna make bank.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 05, 2011, 02:13:31 PM
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Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: cephissus on July 05, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
very interesting reading material.

thank you getbig esp. redmeatkid
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: BILL ANVIL on July 05, 2011, 05:13:18 PM
A woman doesn't go to a beach looking for a tryst (if she is) with any old guy, or some rich sugar daddy.

It's the same as guys - she wants a conquest. Someone to brag about. Something different. Something she'll never do again. Something "forbidden".

Hence the reason muscle works on these trips.

She's not looking to get married on a beach in Cuba. Just to hook up. And with someone hot. She'll go land a sugar daddy when she gets home (if she isn't already hitched to one).

You don't have to be Mr. Right. Just "Mr. Right Now". That's when it pays to be in shape.

Best part: she won't want to hang around you afterwards, freeing up your time to be "Mr Right Now" for other prospective applicants.

Think about it...

Excellent stuff.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Marty Champions on July 05, 2011, 05:16:34 PM
Exactly....open the yellow pages under "attorney" or "lawyer"---tons, unless you grad from a top law school at the top of your class---you ain't gonna make bank.

nice point

its all about mowing lawns and jacking off in public
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: littleboyblue on July 05, 2011, 05:28:48 PM
Bodybuilding should be allowed to die in dignity. It is over. These days it is about getting lean and ripped. Yes, weights are a part of that, but bodybuilding proper, is fading away from the gyms and the beaches. Women take a look at a bodybuilder and sense there is something wrong.
... no they don't. ::)  At least not for me. ;D
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: adren on July 05, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
The dumber hotties want the built guy while the smarter ones are into the money and status. Then again they're all suckers for a nice car.  ;D
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: ChristopherA on July 05, 2011, 05:35:47 PM
I CANT SPEAK FOR ALL...BUT YES WE LOOK LIKE DOUCHES FOR THE MOST PART. BUT WE ARENT DOUCHES, OR AT LEAST NOT SOME OF US. MY BUDDIES & I LOOK LIKE YOUR TOTAL GYM RAT MEATHEAD....BASEBALL CAP, WORKOUT SHIRT...BUT WE DONT EVER GO ROUND PREACHIN THIS SHIT OR ACT LIKE OCD NEED MY PROTEIN ASAP FREAKS. WE DONT ACT RUDE TO PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE.

BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, IF YOU DIDNT KNOW US...YOUD LABEL US. BUT GET TO KNOW US AND WE'RE JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. BUT FOR MEATHEADS, WE'RE REAL QUIET.

STUDYING ABROAD MADE ME REALIZE HOW OBNOXIOUS SOME OF US ARE...SO I ALWAYS STAY LOW KEY.

Good post. Great post actually. Sometimes people I see out feel the need to tell me how they haven't been gym in awhile because of reason x (insert excuse here) like I am going to judge them. Just because I enjoy being in shape doesnt mean others have to. Or it's hot out so I take my shirt off and that makes me a meathead. I cant just be taking my shirt off because it's hot?
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: flinstones1 on July 05, 2011, 05:48:32 PM
LOL A BB getting euphoric after interrupting his every 90 minutes rice and chicken regiment and going outside into the daylight for the first time in 5 years. ::)

lol I'm sure your quite the pussy slayer. And you obviously haven't been to Charleston. ::)

Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: viking1 on July 05, 2011, 06:18:43 PM
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HB was insane yesterday....     Damn!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: makaveli25 on July 05, 2011, 06:30:14 PM
lol I'm sure your quite the pussy slayer. And you obviously haven't been to Charleston. ::)



I've been to a lot of places man and I think Charelston def has the hottest woman. When I go downtow I'm just blown away by the amount of tens I see everywhere.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 05, 2011, 07:05:31 PM
HB was insane yesterday....     Damn!!!!  ;D

Shoulda been down by my house. Aside from having people towed that were moving my bright orange cones to park and every gangbanger down from the 909, the women were in abundance.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 08:06:06 PM
I've been to a lot of places man and I think Charelston def has the hottest woman. When I go downtow I'm just blown away by the amount of tens I see everywhere.
Charleston, SC? Miami has that beat by a country mile...
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: flinstones1 on July 05, 2011, 08:12:21 PM
Charleston, SC? Miami has that beat by a country mile...

Depends bro...If you like them classy,down to earth,smart southern women who know how to cook Charleston dont get any better....
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 05, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
I've been to a lot of places man and I think Charelston def has the hottest woman. When I go downtow I'm just blown away by the amount of tens I see everywhere.

College of Charleston has tons of sluts!! they are just asking to get fucked.  8)
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 08:17:29 PM
Depends bro...If you like them classy,down to earth,smart southern women who know how to cook Charleston dont get any better....
Va Beach is good too...
Ocean City, MD--haahahaa, joke, more females than water.... And the water is more attractive.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: viking1 on July 05, 2011, 08:26:37 PM
Shoulda been down by my house. Aside from having people towed that were moving my bright orange cones to park and every gangbanger down from the 909, the women were in abundance.

ha ha, I hear ya. I live on the parade route and it's always a zoo with plenty to keep an eye out on...    but damn, the babes were looking gooooooood  :o
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 05, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
Va Beach is good too...
Ocean City, MD--haahahaa, joke, more females than water.... And the water is more attractive.

That beach nasty as fuck. I would rather go hang out in Hampton, Virginia.  :D
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Primemuscle on July 05, 2011, 08:32:54 PM
When I was a kid growing up, my mom and I went to the beach everyday during the summer. We lived in West L.A. CA. and she liked going to State Beach. That was a long time ago. I was such a skinny kid. Sometimes there would be some guys in their teens and early twenties that looked built to me. That was what originally inspired me to start working out. I didn't want to be the guy who got sand kicked in his face.

Although I moved to Oregon with my wife back in the 1960's, I still loved the beach. However, summer here is short and not always sunny compared to Southern California. When I was off work in the summer and the weather cooperated, I would head out to a beach on the Columbia river early in the day and lay out in the sun all day long. My wife didn't go because she burns really easily. I was built OK. -No longer the skinny kid. I'd get some attention because of my physique, I guess....but the real reason I was at the beach was to soak up the sun, relax and read.

These days, I hardly ever go to the beach anymore. I've tried. But after an hour, I'm bored and leave. I wonder how I was ever able to just do nothing for an entire day. There aren't any attractive nearly naked folks to look at at home, but I lay out in my backyard on the chaise for an hour here and there. It's not the beach, but I'm not the carefree young man I once was either.

Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 05, 2011, 09:12:37 PM
Can't beat Surf City (HB) for the fourth or Memorial Day and Main St goes off daily during this time.
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 09:17:28 PM
That beach nasty as fuck. I would rather go hang out in Hampton, Virginia.  :D
Last time I went was yrs ago...has it gone down that much?
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: thelamefalsehood on July 05, 2011, 09:21:55 PM
I've been to a lot of places man and I think Charelston def has the hottest woman. When I go downtow I'm just blown away by the amount of tens I see everywhere.



Yes man, good call. I lived there for many years and am actually moving back soon. The amount of milfs in that town is rediculous. And they are nice and easy to talk to as well. I always tell guys a chick in Cali can be a 5 but act like a 10. Women in Chucktown can be a 10 and act like a 5. If you read this and have never been to Charleston, do yourself a favor and go.

Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 05, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Last time I went was yrs ago...has it gone down that much?


Yessir.

 >:(
Title: Re: The beach is a bb paradise
Post by: Meso_z on July 05, 2011, 09:54:19 PM
When I was a kid growing up, my mom and I went to the beach everyday during the summer. We lived in West L.A. CA. and she liked going to State Beach. That was a long time ago. I was such a skinny kid. Sometimes there would be some guys in their teens and early twenties that looked built to me. That was what originally inspired me to start working out. I didn't want to be the guy who got sand kicked in his face.

Although I moved to Oregon with my wife back in the 1960's, I still loved the beach. However, summer here is short and not always sunny compared to Southern California. When I was off work in the summer and the weather cooperated, I would head out to a beach on the Columbia river early in the day and lay out in the sun all day long. My wife didn't go because she burns really easily. I was built OK. -No longer the skinny kid. I'd get some attention because of my physique, I guess....but the real reason I was at the beach was to soak up the sun, relax and read.

These days, I hardly ever go to the beach anymore. I've tried. But after an hour, I'm bored and leave. I wonder how I was ever able to just do nothing for an entire day. There aren't any attractive nearly naked folks to look at at home, but I lay out in my backyard on the chaise for an hour here and their. It's not the beach, but I'm not the carefree young man I once was either.


Me too. I just cant stay for too long. swim a bit..lay on the sun for couple minutes..swim a bit again, get out the sea, let myself dry out and get the fuck out of there.