Author Topic: The beach is a bb paradise (Read 9060 times)

jedibrat · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:43:28 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 07:11:27 PM

Pumping iron is all well and good, but money is what those bitches are after. Take a close look next time you go to the beach. The rare buff bodybuilder you see wuill be in the company of other males in awe of his physique. Hot bitches really don't care about pecs as much as you think. They are all about the money. Reevalute your goals and activities and go after the dough. The girls will follow. Muscles are icing on the cake, but without money, muscles can't stand alone as far as hot bitches are concerned.

the real hotties with marry the rich guy for work, but they'll fuck the broke bb on the side for fun.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:51:05 AM »

Bodybuilding should be allowed to die in dignity. It is over. These days it is about getting lean and ripped. Yes, weights are a part of that, but bodybuilding proper, is fading away from the gyms and the beaches. Women take a look at a bodybuilder and sense there is something wrong.

Parker · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:58:35 AM »

Quote from: galain on July 04, 2011, 10:17:18 PM

x110%

...and often you will never know what a woman is thinking. About 7 years ago, one of my best friends, (female) had started a home business from her garage. Admittedly, starting from nothing in the suburbs in your garage is not ideal, but she was determined to stick with it and she had a primary job to cover her expenses. I was living in another city, but called her one day and asked how it was all going. Her answer - "Oh - I've shut it down. I don't need to work anymore, my new boyfriend is a doctor".

What the fuck? What about Ms Independent small business owner? I've known this chick since we were kids and we were like brother and sister. I NEVER expected her to have an attitude like that.

Just goes to show you - trust no woman, ever.

Did she marry dude? And does she know his malpractice expenses? I hope dude gets a prenuptial...

Parker · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2011, 05:06:07 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 04:51:05 AM

Bodybuilding should be allowed to die in dignity. It is over. These days it is about getting lean and ripped. Yes, weights are a part of that, but bodybuilding proper, is fading away from the gyms and the beaches. Women take a look at a bodybuilder and sense there is something wrong.

The bbers of today are not like the bbers of the 90s, 80s or even 70s. Zero seperation of the muscles, gut, bloated face, complete with douchebag look...what is odd, is that the dudes lifting weight in prison, best exemplify the bber of yesterday...almost sad that those guys possibly could be the true spiritual successors.

There was a pic of several bbing douchebag together at a pool, most had shades on...it was 6 of them, and they all had "boardshorts" on. No women around them, and no self respecting man would want to look like them. Basically, bbing in the US is douchebag central.

io856 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2011, 05:50:28 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on July 05, 2011, 05:06:07 AM

The bbers of today are not like the bbers of the 90s, 80s or even 70s. Zero seperation of the muscles, gut, bloated face, complete with douchebag look...what is odd, is that the dudes lifting weight in prison, best exemplify the bber of yesterday...almost sad that those guys possibly could be the true spiritual successors.

There was a pic of several bbing douchebag together at a pool, most had shades on...it was 6 of them, and they all had "boardshorts" on. No women around them, and no self respecting man would want to look like them. Basically, bbing in the US is douchebag central.

As much as I love bb I agree here

Sam · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:05:46 AM »

A couple of apples and a banana down the shorts does it for me. (make sure they are down the front of the shorts though otherwise there is terrible trouble)

nosleep · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:10:24 AM »

Quote from: io856 on July 05, 2011, 05:50:28 AM

As much as I love bb I agree here

I CANT SPEAK FOR ALL...BUT YES WE LOOK LIKE DOUCHES FOR THE MOST PART. BUT WE ARENT DOUCHES, OR AT LEAST NOT SOME OF US. MY BUDDIES & I LOOK LIKE YOUR TOTAL GYM RAT MEATHEAD....BASEBALL CAP, WORKOUT SHIRT...BUT WE DONT EVER GO ROUND PREACHIN THIS SHIT OR ACT LIKE OCD NEED MY PROTEIN ASAP FREAKS. WE DONT ACT RUDE TO PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE.

BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, IF YOU DIDNT KNOW US...YOUD LABEL US. BUT GET TO KNOW US AND WE'RE JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. BUT FOR MEATHEADS, WE'RE REAL QUIET.

STUDYING ABROAD MADE ME REALIZE HOW OBNOXIOUS SOME OF US ARE...SO I ALWAYS STAY LOW KEY.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:21:43 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 08:02:26 PM

Women don't get physically attracted like men do. The two things that make women tick: 1)Money 2)Guy reminds them of their father.

Of course they do. Stop reading bullshit.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:41:37 AM »

Then why is there no strip joint that caters to women? You can find dozens for men in every state.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:45:39 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 06:41:37 AM

Then why is there no strip joint that caters to women? You can find dozens for men in every state.

There are strip joints and strippers for women as for there not being as many it would greatly come down to insecurity. Go and ask a male stripper what these women are like when they get drunk and lose inhibitions.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:59:58 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 04, 2011, 08:41:47 PM

ive had some real savage times hooking up with hoes when i was shredded at the beach. the only difficulty was ive always been sorrounded by jealous 'buds' , many of them to lazy to walk around on the beach, most of the time i had to do the lone stroll for fine ass hoes. hell the beach and women are beautiful its fun just enough to take in all the eye candy, hooking up was a bonus for me alot of times id go down for 3 days and at least fuck one hoe or get a blow job, sometimes 2 hoes in a trip , or random make outs with hoes and groping sessions that dont quite turn into gettin laid. theres also been a couple times where i didnt get laid but i atleast maybe got some kisses or fingerd them but still had a blast

nothing really better in this world than being out in the sun at the beach looking at many different hoes. i thank god for this and i hope im in the position to live by the beach someday, i know god wont just let me live out there i know ill still have to work hard like i am now. in life we can get great returns if we dont be a welfare falcons and actually do hard work for a living

Typical day for me, except I ply my trade at a nude beach and have a hard on.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:07:17 AM »

Quote from: The Grim Lifter on July 05, 2011, 06:45:39 AM

There are strip joints and strippers for women as for there not being as many it would greatly come down to insecurity. Go and ask a male stripper what these women are like when they get drunk and lose inhibitions.

we already did. johnnynoname's a male stripper, and he says the women mostly hire them as a novelty act to giggle at, not to fulfill their sexual fantasies.

more than once he said when they get drunk and lose inhibitions, they just turn into bitches; they don't go around sucking his balls off like you'd conclude from dancing bear videos.

no money in the world will give a man confidence to attempt to bang a "10" if he doesn't have it in him already. with that being said, thankfully women can sniff a $100 bill from a mile away and will approach the man and con him into a marriage with a few bj's and handy j's.

galain · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:48:37 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on July 05, 2011, 04:58:35 AM

Did she marry dude? And does she know his malpractice expenses? I hope dude gets a prenuptial...

No - they broke up 18 months later. Something about him being cheap. Needless to say, our friendship is pretty distant as well these days.

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:03:18 AM »

Women have a different psyche. Unlike men, they are very conscious of their own biology. They might fool around as teenagers, but women are programmed to have children with a suitable mate. Now, there exist abberations due to psychological issues: coalburners, liar/manipulator types, etc. But the vast majority are not thinking about pecs, 6 packs and biceps. That is the territory of the homosexual man. Women want security. That means money. Again, it is my experience that menan especially gym rats, resist this truth. They have laid plans for biceps, but have made no plans to build wealth, and therefore will never live the lifestyle they daydream about; i.e. a lifestyle of womanizing. That is the lifestyle of the powerbroker. He may or may not have a physique, but he has unlimited credit, multiple properties, beautiful cars, expensive suits, vacations and toasty warm places while the gym rats are scraping the snow off their shitboxes to drive to Gold's.

Parker · « **Reply #39 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:17:55 AM »

Quote from: galain on July 05, 2011, 07:48:37 AM

No - they broke up 18 months later. Something about him being cheap. Needless to say, our friendship is pretty distant as well these days.

So...basically, she quit her small business endeavor because she started dating a doctor---then he is cheap, and she breaks up with him 18 mos later? She isn't marriage material either...nor mother material...

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 11:03:18 AM

Women have a different psyche. Unlike men, they are very conscious of their own biology. They might fool around as teenagers, but women are programmed to have children with a suitable mate. Now, there exist abberations due to psychological issues: coalburners, liar/manipulator types, etc. But the vast majority are not thinking about pecs, 6 packs and biceps. That is the territory of the homosexual man. Women want security. That means money. Again, it is my experience that menan especially gym rats, resist this truth. They have laid plans for biceps, but have made no plans to build wealth, and therefore will never live the
lifestyle they daydream about; i.e. a lifestyle of womanizing. That is the lifestyle of the powerbroker. He may or may not have a physique, but he has unlimited credit, multiple properties, beautiful cars, expensive suits, vacations and toasty warm places while the gym rats are scraping the snow off their shitboxes to
drive to Gold's.

and I'll go further---I'd say about 97% of women, probably more would make poor wives and mothers. Period. Due to the example that the Baby Boomers have set when it comes to parenting and marriage. Plus, there are more women with advance degrees and college degrees than men now. Go to any Law School and you'll see fa more women than men...so chances are those women you are talking about are the hot bimbos who don't know a spoon from a spork.

bradistani · « **Reply #40 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:33:54 AM »

haha, only on getbig can a thread celebrating the joys and beauty of the finer sex, and a great day at the beach, turn into rabid, anti female savagery

makaveli25 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:54:49 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on July 05, 2011, 11:33:54 AM

haha, only on getbig can a thread celebrating the joys and beauty of the finer sex, and a great day at the beach, turn into rabid, anti female savagery

I know right. Bunch of homos around here.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #42 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:11:12 PM »

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #43 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:14:19 PM »

GL: Law schools and other institutes of higher learning are big business. They want those student loans, period. They will accept any warm body with a BA from any place calling itself a college. these chicks are coming out of law school BURIED under a mountain of debt. They are the worst predators of all: 100's of thousands of student debt, a degree and a job at Applebee's.

Parker · « **Reply #44 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:20:46 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on July 05, 2011, 11:33:54 AM

haha, only on getbig can a thread celebrating the joys and beauty of the finer sex, and a great day at the beach, turn into rabid, anti female savagery

Looking at her reminds me of the Cookie Monster Cookie Song...Mmmmmm.

Devon97 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:22:51 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 04, 2011, 06:26:38 PM

Got back from the beach a little while ago spent the day drinking and talking to some fine hoes. I couldn't believe the amount of hot woman out there. Every girl on that beach looked fing delicious to me. The beach is almost like being at a strip club or inside a girls lockerroom. I absolutely love it. I get so horny I had to stop myself from knocking over one of these fine hoes and mounting them. They know how to tease just right to get you so damn horny. It isn't fair sometimes. I love the shapes and sizes of all the different woman. All look good to me as long as they're not fat. It's so damn easy for girls to get attention and get laid I wish it was that easy being a guy.

Moral of the story is pump some iron and go to the beach there's nothing better in life my friends. If only I were real loaded I would take like 4-5 of the hottest girls I saw and have a big drunken orgy with them all. This might be the test and masteron talking a little bit forgive me if I sound like a sexual predator. I wish I had pictures to show you guys. Happy 4Th of July to all my getbigger homies.

Imagine living on the beach and going there and to the gym when ever you pleased.

It works for me ; )

affeman · « **Reply #46 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:23:06 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on July 04, 2011, 06:26:38 PM

Got back from the beach a little while ago spent the day drinking and talking to some fine hoes. I couldn't believe the amount of hot woman out there. Every girl on that beach looked fing delicious to me. The beach is almost like being at a strip club or inside a girls lockerroom. I absolutely love it. I get so horny I had to stop myself from knocking over one of these fine hoes and mounting them. They know how to tease just right to get you so damn horny. It isn't fair sometimes. I love the shapes and sizes of all the different woman. All look good to me as long as they're not fat. It's so damn easy for girls to get attention and get laid I wish it was that easy being a guy.

Moral of the story is pump some iron and go to the beach there's nothing better in life my friends. If only I were real loaded I would take like 4-5 of the hottest girls I saw and have a big drunken orgy with them all. This might be the test and masteron talking a little bit forgive me if I sound like a sexual predator. I wish I had pictures to show you guys. Happy 4Th of July to all my getbigger homies.

LOL A BB getting euphoric after interrupting his every 90 minutes rice and chicken regiment and going outside into the daylight for the first time in 5 years.

Devon97 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:26:09 PM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 04, 2011, 07:59:04 PM

Money=Security, women want men with money to impregnate them and then provide for them. Then they get fat and sloppy and the show is over.

eh, sometimes.

Will a buff bod get you a bunch of girls? no

But an attractive face and a lean athletic fit body and being TALL will get WAYYYYY more women any day of the week then the rich guy.

Trust me.

Parker · « **Reply #48 on:** July 05, 2011, 01:28:27 PM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on July 05, 2011, 01:14:19 PM

GL: Law schools and other institutes of higher learning are big business. They want those student loans, period. They will accept any warm body with a BA from any place calling itself a college. these chicks are coming out of law school BURIED under a mountain of debt. They are the worst predators of all: 100's of thousands of student debt, a degree and a job at Applebee's.

Exactly....open the yellow pages under "attorney" or "lawyer"---tons, unless you grad from a top law school at the top of your class---you ain't gonna make bank.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #49 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:13:31 PM »