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Title: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 05, 2011, 11:32:03 PM
I usually go to bed around 10 or 10:30 so I am up by 7 the latest. The first thing I do is go for a 2 hour walk by the riverside. I stop at some point and do a cross between yoga and stretching routine that focuses on breathing. Every 4th day I first go and lift weights then I go for the walk. My workout is a full body circuit that lasts 30 min. When I get back I buy fresh meat and veggies from the market and after a shower I eat. I follow that with a few hours of work (mental work).

What are your mornings like?
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: titusisback on July 05, 2011, 11:43:10 PM
I usually go to bed around 10 or 10:30 so I am up by 7 the latest. The first thing I do is go for a 2 hour walk by the riverside. I stop at some point and do a cross between yoga and stretching routine that focuses on breathing. Every 4th day I first go and lift weights then I go for the walk. My workout is a full body circuit that lasts 30 min. When I get back I buy fresh meat and veggies from the market and after a shower I eat. I follow that with a few hours of work (mental work).
I'm usually gay

What are your mornings like?

Fixed
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Tito24 on July 05, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
pissing in the kitchen sink
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: The True Adonis on July 06, 2011, 12:13:50 AM
I wake up whenever I feel like it and then take the dogs for a walk, come inside and have a Pepsi Max and check Getbig and other sites.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 12:18:02 AM
I wake up whenever I feel like it and then take the dogs for a walk, come inside and have a Pepsi Max and check Getbig and other sites.
still have them greyhounds?
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: The True Adonis on July 06, 2011, 12:20:34 AM
still have them greyhounds?
Yeep!
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: smoothasf on July 06, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
Hard working guys here. I get up at 5am and go to work, I get home around 5.30 and got to the gym. Home eat shower sleep. Next day.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: JasonH on July 06, 2011, 12:40:22 AM
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 01:35:25 AM
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

boozy bear  ;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Meso_z on July 06, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Evo on July 06, 2011, 04:25:48 AM
Wake.

Abs & lower back (M,W,F) or Calf workout (T&Th). 10-15 mins.

Coffee, cigarette & dump.

Shower.

Breakfast & insulin.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 04:31:10 AM
Wake.

Abs & lower back (M,W,F) or Calf workout (T&Th). 10-15 mins.

Coffee, cigarette & dump.

Shower.

Breakfast & insulin.
lol


funny shit
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 06, 2011, 05:16:43 AM
I'm just your everyday joe. Wake up around 5 am or so. Sometimes earlier. Eat, eat, eat, shit, eat ... thennnn I head to work anywheres for 4-12 hrs., dependin' on what needs to be done. I ALWAYS workout in the evenin'. That's my thing. Shower after workout and then eat, eat, eat, shit, and eat some more. Put on my Super Mario pj's and head to bed.


I live a borin' life. Somewheres in there I do drugs and have sex, occasionally. :/
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Sam on July 06, 2011, 05:17:35 AM
Wank coffee shit
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 06, 2011, 05:34:38 AM
Up at 7 a.m.

Coffee.

Practice guitar for 1-2 hrs while reading web development blogs and doing some casual web surfing.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 05:41:40 AM
I'm just your everyday joe. Wake up around 5 am or so. Sometimes earlier. Eat, eat, eat, shit, eat ... thennnn I head to work anywheres for 4-12 hrs., dependin' on what needs to be done. I ALWAYS workout in the evenin'. That's my thing. Shower after workout and then eat, eat, eat, shit, and eat some more. Put on my Super Mario pj's and head to bed.


I live a borin' life. Somewheres in there I do drugs and have sex, occasionally. :/
sounds like you have an awesome life  :-\
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 06, 2011, 06:01:37 AM
get up at 530, rub one out, go to work.

Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: BIG ACH on July 06, 2011, 06:46:20 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?  are you not bodybuilders?


I get up and consume protein, bitches!!  ;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Tito24 on July 06, 2011, 07:12:40 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?  are you not bodybuilders?


I get up and consume protein, bitches!!  ;D

highly overrated
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: calfzilla on July 06, 2011, 07:16:18 AM
I wake up whenever I feel like it and then take the dogs for a walk, come inside and have a Pepsi Max and check Getbig and other sites.
Are you unemployed TA?
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: 2ND COMING on July 06, 2011, 07:18:06 AM
pissing in the kitchen sink

LMao
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Rearden Metal on July 06, 2011, 09:22:03 AM
Wake between 6:30 and 8:30, depending on my gf's schedule unless I'm traveling.

Make her breakfast, make my breakfast, eat, wait for her to leave for work, Krack one off, take a dump, shower, eat again, head over to office----> rest of day.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: The Italian Lifter on July 06, 2011, 10:23:26 AM
piss in my diaper, nurse remove diaper, nurse give pills, if necessary enema, sleep

repeat
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Ursus on July 06, 2011, 10:31:05 AM
Up at 7.

Shower immediately

Get ready for work

Protein shake @ 7:20

Leave house at 7:30am for work
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: CalvinH on July 06, 2011, 10:50:01 AM
Does afternoon count as morning ???


Wake up around lunch time with a blinding headache and hangover.
reach over to the nightstand grab the bottle of JD and take a nice big drink.
roll over one of the strippers in bed with me,grab the bag of blow that's next to the JD.
cut up a big line on the strippers ass and take a snort.
send one of the other strippers to make some eggs,bacon,and homefries.
since she's already in the kitchen she brings me my needle loaded with GH.
put on the TV and watch some ESPN while the stripper still in bed blows me.
after I eat then load up another couple of needles with some test,tren,and EQ.


.....then log onto GB :)
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 06, 2011, 10:55:19 AM
Fart, feed the cat, take dump, walk the dog, trying to keep some protein down, leave.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Tapeworm on July 06, 2011, 10:57:55 AM
Panic.  It's very motivating. Do try it.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 06, 2011, 11:06:25 AM
Does afternoon count as morning ???


Wake up around lunch time with a blinding headache and hangover.
reach over to the nightstand grab the bottle of JD and take a nice big drink.
roll over one of the strippers in bed with me,grab the bag of blow that's next to the JD.
cut up a big line on the strippers ass and take a snort.
send one of the other strippers to make some eggs,bacon,and homefries.
since she's already in the kitchen she brings me my needle loaded with GH.
put on the TV and watch some ESPN while the stripper still in bed blows me.
after I eat then load up another couple of needles with some test,tren,and EQ.


.....then log onto GB :)

You posted that under the wrong account, Spike   ;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: CalvinH on July 06, 2011, 11:14:54 AM
You posted that under the wrong account, Spike   ;D


If I was Spike I would have added,

get up and take a bunch of shirtless pics of myself in the bathroom.
I'd be good and shredded from all the booze and drugs from the night before that left me dehydrated.
pm the shots to runningmom so she'll stop pestering me for more pics


 ;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 06, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
1. wake up at 5 am with the kids (that's when they're up) and let the wife sleep (no cuckhold)
2. sleep on the couch while kids watch cartoons until about 6 am
3. get up off couch when one of the rug rats throws a toy at my nuts while I sleep. Walk into kitchen and slam down a diet coke
4. pull dishes out of dishwasher, put a few dirty ones in
5. make breakfast. Eggs for the kids and wife. Tell the orneriest kid that morning to go wake mom up, and do it really loudly
6. wife wakes up refreshed, asks me why I look so grumpy. I grunt, and tell her to wake me up at 8:30 - I'm going to back to bed. It is 7 am.
7. put in ear plugs - sleep til 8:30
8. wake, walk into shower. I shave, brush teeth, and lather up in shower to save time. Also, lazy.
9. 8:37 - leave shower, pick out a shirt/tie/pants/jacket, get dressed.
10. 8:40 - kiss the kids good-bye. Kiss wife good-bye. Thanks her for packing me a lunch. Grab laptop my wife smartly left by the door so I don't forget it. Off the work - 1.5 hr commute to the client site (consultant). Arrive at 10.
11. work at office til 3 pm. Leave for home.
12. play with kids/make dinner/workout/read/hustle for a new job -- go to sleep. Repeat.
are you gay ?
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: calfzilla on July 06, 2011, 11:37:33 AM
are you gay ?

He sounds like the perfect husband. Yep must be gay.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
1. wake up at 5 am with the kids (that's when they're up) and let the wife sleep (no cuckhold)
2. sleep on the couch while kids watch cartoons until about 6 am
3. get up off couch when one of the rug rats throws a toy at my nuts while I sleep. Walk into kitchen and slam down a diet coke
4. pull dishes out of dishwasher, put a few dirty ones in
5. make breakfast. Eggs for the kids and wife. Tell the orneriest kid that morning to go wake mom up, and do it really loudly
6. wife wakes up refreshed, asks me why I look so grumpy. I grunt, and tell her to wake me up at 8:30 - I'm going to back to bed. It is 7 am.
7. put in ear plugs - sleep til 8:30
8. wake, walk into shower. I shave, brush teeth, and lather up in shower to save time. Also, lazy.
9. 8:37 - leave shower, pick out a shirt/tie/pants/jacket, get dressed.
10. 8:40 - kiss the kids good-bye. Kiss wife good-bye. Thanks her for packing me a lunch. Grab laptop my wife smartly left by the door so I don't forget it. Off the work - 1.5 hr commute to the client site (consultant). Arrive at 10.
11. work at office til 3 pm. Leave for home.
12. play with kids/make dinner/workout/read/hustle for a new job -- go to sleep. Repeat.
cool man .. nice that you have a family
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 12:44:21 PM
Sometimes I eat my first meal in the afternon. I eat once maybe twice a day these days.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: The True Adonis on July 06, 2011, 12:47:42 PM
Are you unemployed TA?

Self-Employed.  Have been so for years.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 12:52:44 PM
Cool stuff. Kiwiol: what's your morning ritual?
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: kiwiol on July 06, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
Cool stuff. Kiwiol: what's your morning ritual?

Similar to Adonis', sans the walking the dogs part.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: makaveli25 on July 06, 2011, 01:44:33 PM
7am wake up fall back to sleep till 7:30
7:30am get in shower. Shave head every other day in shower. Brush teeth.
7:50am out the doors
8:30 protein shake at work with bowl of oatmeal
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: coltrane on July 06, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
Sometimes I eat my first meal in the afternon. I eat once maybe twice a day these days.

That's why you're still a scrawny runt.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: wes on July 06, 2011, 01:52:11 PM
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Good shit!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: wes on July 06, 2011, 01:54:35 PM
I have my hot 22 year old maid wake me in her own special way,then I eat breakfast in bed,where the maid is usually on the menu as the main course.

After this.................... ....who cares?  :)
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: makaveli25 on July 06, 2011, 03:17:46 PM
I have my hot 22 year old maid wake me in her own special way,then I eat breakfast in bed,where the maid is usually on the menu as the main course.

After this.................... ....who cares?  :)

 ;D
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Christian B on July 06, 2011, 03:23:53 PM
Wake up at 9. check FB and news on my phone, wank, drink large ice coffee, go to gym and do 30-45 on the treadmill, go home, wank, shower and go to work.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: MP on July 06, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
Wake up late ... put on my clothes ... take my credit card to the liquor store.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: dr.chimps on July 07, 2011, 04:27:09 AM
Wake up late ... put on my clothes ... take my credit card to the liquor store.
MP? Methyl Mike on line two.   
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Papper on July 07, 2011, 04:51:13 AM
Why is everyone mistaking morning ritual for daily ritual ???

I wake up. snooze three times. Brush teeth, put on a suit and walk fast or jog 5 minutes to subway station.
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: Meso_z on July 07, 2011, 08:38:14 AM
Wake up at around 6:30 in the morning.

look myself in the mirror.

Make coffee and sit on the couch..maybe open tv.

sip coffee until i feel the dump comming lol seriously...leave half coffee

take a dump

then make breakfast while sipping the rest of the coffee.

eat breakfast and then brush my teeth (after breakfast).
Title: Re: What's your morning ritual
Post by: EL Mariachi on July 07, 2011, 08:44:09 AM
coffee and 2 cig's, works like a charm  :D