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Title: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: heycomedy on August 05, 2011, 09:11:00 PM

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Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: roccoginge on August 05, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
hell yes.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: deadz on August 05, 2011, 09:13:07 PM
Shes nasty, her gash is more than likely infested with multiple std's and she looks smelly.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 09:13:41 PM
Told ya'll (except she still has that flat booty, with high hips)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 05, 2011, 09:17:31 PM
Who's " Snooky " ?? I don't watch TV, so I apologize beforehand. Judgin' by some of the replies, I don't know if I SHOULD hit it ! Lol !
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: deadz on August 05, 2011, 09:18:36 PM
Who's " Snooky " ?? I don't watch TV, so I apologize beforehand. Judgin' by some of the replies, I don't know if I SHOULD hit it ! Lol !
Nasty skank on the Jersey Shore.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: el numero uno on August 05, 2011, 09:20:03 PM
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/e50uO6nsH1hTp5PR9596Vg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNDI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/e01f21af65d5ec11f40e6a7067002c4d.jpg)

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-09/me_yourmum.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Thespritz0 on August 05, 2011, 09:20:48 PM
He has a horrible butt, an epic "perma-smirk" joker mouth, and is short like a troll.  No thanks.... ::)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 09:25:45 PM
He has a horrible butt, an epic "perma-smirk" joker mouth, and is short like a troll.  No thanks.... ::)
So, are you saying you wouldn't hit a 4'10 chick?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: deadz on August 05, 2011, 09:27:04 PM
She's pretending to be Italian when she peruvian or some shit.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: WillGrant on August 05, 2011, 09:28:31 PM
Ackmad - what did you learn with your previous 6 gimmicks being TO'd ?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Rami on August 05, 2011, 09:35:09 PM
why?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: che on August 05, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
 ::)

(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/nicole-snooki-polizzi-short-and-fat.jpg)(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/snooki-walks-to-cop-car.jpg)

Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: WillGrant on August 05, 2011, 09:36:15 PM
::)

(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/nicole-snooki-polizzi-short-and-fat.jpg)(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/snooki-walks-to-cop-car.jpg)


:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: che on August 05, 2011, 09:48:07 PM
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

(http://lifeandgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-swimsuit-4.jpg)(http://www.celebritynews.tw2az.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wpid-0314-snooki-bikini-00-480x720.jpg)(http://the-daily-bikini.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/scary-snooki.jpg)(http://www.ks1075.com/Pics/1%20Morning%20Show%20Pics/MARCH2011/snooki_swimsuit_12.jpg)




(http://pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/jersey-shore-gif.gif)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: saucetradomous on August 05, 2011, 09:49:45 PM
I think punching her in the face was worth all the legal hubub.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: WillGrant on August 05, 2011, 09:51:47 PM




(http://pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/jersey-shore-gif.gif)
Left the best one in  ;D

Honestly she is fucking disgusting - think of a hairy asshole with dryed poo and paper laced through it and thats the thought and feeling Snooki gives  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: gh15 on August 05, 2011, 09:51:59 PM
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/e50uO6nsH1hTp5PR9596Vg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNDI7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/e01f21af65d5ec11f40e6a7067002c4d.jpg)

who is this whore? she sure got her nails done in chun chu phat nail saloon and asked for it to be 1.5 inches and square tipps!! she sure didnt forget the fake tann and the fake tits! ,, who is she? the face thouhg ...cant be changed lol ugly as the day is long... fake eye lashes fake make up fake whatever cant make ugly into beauty,, UGLY WHORE! whoever she is

gh15 approved
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Rami on August 05, 2011, 09:53:08 PM
I think punching her in the face was worth all the legal hubub.

interestingly the same punch also hits the stubby little fat guy in the background on the nose, before finding it's target
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: saucetradomous on August 05, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
interestingly the same punch also hits the stubby little fat guy in the background on the nose, before finding it's target

He probably deserved it too.  shouldn't have been flappin' his gums either.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: MB_722 on August 05, 2011, 09:56:02 PM
(http://topuspost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/snooki-540.jpg)
(http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2010/11/barney-frank-humorless1.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: che on August 05, 2011, 10:01:18 PM


Honestly she is fucking disgusting - think of a hairy asshole with dryed poo and paper laced through it and thats the thought and feeling Snooki gives  

 ;D

(http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2010/08/snooki-ass-01.jpg)(http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2010/08/snooki-ass-03.jpg)



Haha

(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snooki-gets-punched-mtv-jersey-shore.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: GroinkTropin on August 05, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
Great a high maintenance troll...After you fuck her, does she retreat back underneath the patio or does she demand money to get her nails done and gossip on the phone first?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 10:11:24 PM
She's pretending to be Italian when she peruvian or some shit.

She explains it in this confrontation on H8R...

http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/h8r/?play=cfc78891-1fa4-4cab-b5db-8ed2240dabe8  (http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/h8r/?play=cfc78891-1fa4-4cab-b5db-8ed2240dabe8)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Howard on August 05, 2011, 10:29:09 PM
Told ya'll (except she still has that flat booty, with high hips)
I heard she is so nasty that her butt smells bad. Rumor is she doesn't know how to wipe. :'(
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: tu_holmes on August 05, 2011, 10:48:12 PM
She's pretending to be Italian when she peruvian or some shit.

According to Wikipedia she's Chilean.

Weird.

Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Howard on August 05, 2011, 10:53:01 PM
According to Wikipedia she  doesn't wipe her ass.

Weird.


Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: tu_holmes on August 05, 2011, 10:53:29 PM


 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: mass243 on August 05, 2011, 10:53:38 PM
I like her shortness and softness  :P



But her middle body is getting a little too soft   :-X  :-X
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Howard on August 05, 2011, 10:55:21 PM
Yeah but how can you do a girl that won't even wipe her ass? Stinky ho.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 10:56:56 PM
I heard she is so nasty that her butt smells bad. Rumor is she doesn't know how to wipe. :'(
???
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 05, 2011, 11:00:40 PM
In before whitewidow talks about grenades and "cycle" steroids. ::)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: mass243 on August 05, 2011, 11:07:43 PM
Yeah but how can you do a girl that won't even wipe her ass? Stinky ho.

That's a valid question...  :-\

Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: flinstones1 on August 05, 2011, 11:48:14 PM
she is one ugly bitch. Those lips are disturbing
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Howard on August 05, 2011, 11:51:22 PM
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

This technique is known as doing a snookie
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 06, 2011, 12:04:32 AM
she is one ugly bitch. Those lips are disturbing
Think of them around your soul pole...now not so disturbing, is it?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: flinstones1 on August 06, 2011, 12:07:29 AM
Think of them around your soul pole...now not so disturbing, is it?

still not working :D
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: WillGrant on August 06, 2011, 12:11:29 AM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189222-1/T1000_cop_chases.gif)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 06, 2011, 12:24:42 AM
still not working :D
Okay, her boobs wrapped around it----and then a you angrily skull fvk her...
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: _bruce_ on August 06, 2011, 03:35:55 AM
No. She's a disfigured troll.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: trapz101 on August 06, 2011, 04:06:48 AM
looks like expired old whore...no i won't risk my dick covered with shit after fucking her
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Tito24 on August 06, 2011, 04:53:06 AM
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

This technique is known as doing a snookie

seriously women are so disgusting hahah
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: newmom on August 06, 2011, 04:57:38 AM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189222-1/T1000_cop_chases.gif)

saw that on the today show and the dude got caught
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: WillGrant on August 06, 2011, 05:38:31 AM
saw that on the today show and the dude got caught
How was the cop ? obviously he got up and gave chase but he must of been shocked and bruised ?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Big Worm on August 06, 2011, 05:57:34 AM
who is this whore? she sure got her nails done in chun chu phat nail saloon and asked for it to be 1.5 inches and square tipps!! she sure didnt forget the fake tann and the fake tits! ,, who is she? the face thouhg ...cant be changed lol ugly as the day is long... fake eye lashes fake make up fake whatever cant make ugly into beauty,, UGLY WHORE! whoever she is

gh15 approved
She's a famous reality t.v.star.. She's making a pretty nice living from it as well..  C'mon gh5teen,fake..? Your steroid body is real..?  I can accept you judging her looks and attitude...But to call her fake.....?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 06, 2011, 06:11:30 AM
who is this whore? she sure got her nails done in chun chu phat nail saloon and asked for it to be 1.5 inches and square tipps!! she sure didnt forget the fake tann and the fake tits! ,, who is she? the face thouhg ...cant be changed lol ugly as the day is long... fake eye lashes fake make up fake whatever cant make ugly into beauty,, UGLY WHORE! whoever she is

gh15 approved

God of hormones, which cycle would you advice her?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Tito24 on August 06, 2011, 06:36:41 AM
groinkalicious
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: newmom on August 06, 2011, 08:06:59 AM
How was the cop ? obviously he got up and gave chase but he must of been shocked and bruised ?

he's fine..can't believe he got up and ran..
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2011, 08:07:56 AM
honestly, if I could get her after she took a shower I would hit it


not cuz she is hot.......i'm just VERY desperate
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Thespritz0 on August 06, 2011, 08:28:48 AM
So, are you saying you wouldn't hit a 4'10 chick?

Maybe if she was ass-up head down, AND she didn't talk with a Jersey accent ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 11:20:45 AM
You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older. I mean, she looks like an old ugly whore NOW.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: che on August 06, 2011, 11:27:00 AM
You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older.



(http://www.johnmoretti.com/photos/southamerica/sa_bolivia_chola3.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 06, 2011, 11:33:03 AM
honestly, if I could get her after she took a shower I would hit it


not cuz she is hot.......i'm just VERY desperate

This is the correct answer.  8)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Tito24 on August 06, 2011, 11:53:26 AM
You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older. I mean, she looks like an old ugly whore NOW.
veryyy true
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 06, 2011, 12:23:51 PM
(http://media.nu.nl/m/m1ezs8fa8lgu_700.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Tito24 on August 06, 2011, 12:28:00 PM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/005/840/979_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 06, 2011, 12:28:47 PM
You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older. I mean, she looks like an old ugly whore NOW.

Just think if you were drunk and ended up knocking Snooki up.  :-\ I guess i would decide to end my life as soon as possible.  :D
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: bike nut on August 06, 2011, 12:28:53 PM
Snookie is what RunningMom aspires to be.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Tito24 on August 06, 2011, 12:31:33 PM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/005/840/965_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 12:32:33 PM
Just think if you were drunk and ended up knocking Snooki up.  :-\ I guess i would decide to end my life as soon as possible.  :D

Without lie, that is a nightmare scenario. I'd gut punch the wench SO hard in an effort to save both the child and myself lifelong misery.

And I do agree with some others who suggest the tramp likely smells horrible. Her vagina probably looks like an Arby's cheddar melt. 
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: bike nut on August 06, 2011, 12:35:47 PM
She's just the right size to put in a hovearound, douse her with gas, light it and roll her through the mall.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 06, 2011, 12:39:04 PM
(http://media.nu.nl/m/m1ezs7iaoxpz_700.jpg)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: heycomedy on August 06, 2011, 01:07:31 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189222-1/T1000_cop_chases.gif)

snooki improved hence the NOW in the question

this GIF is fuckin epic
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Anna Recksiek on August 06, 2011, 03:27:38 PM
I think the tits are real, she's a 4 foot nothing endomorph.
She would need to drop down to about 90 pounds to lose the
 middle and would still have a square shape.
Lousy genetics.
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: tu_holmes on August 06, 2011, 03:30:26 PM
Her vagina probably looks like an Arby's cheddar melt.  

(http://grupthinkpro.s3.amazonaws.com/grupthinklivea8466843e93549e644db34e931b7133b)
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: kiwiol on August 06, 2011, 03:31:31 PM
Snooky looks like dookie
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: MB_722 on August 06, 2011, 03:38:58 PM
snooki improved hence the NOW in the question

this GIF is fuckin epic

no shit :D whats the story ??
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: noc on August 06, 2011, 04:33:19 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189222-1/T1000_cop_chases.gif)

Looks like England to me, where's the whole video?!
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: WillGrant on August 06, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/005/840/979_1000.jpg)
:-\ :-X :-\ :-X :-\ :-X :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Nails on August 06, 2011, 08:03:49 PM
Snookie is the kind of skank that gets passed around in team locker rooms an frat houses... Worth a blowup and out the door with no cab fare
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Robgun1 on August 06, 2011, 08:23:13 PM
I heard she is so nasty that her butt smells bad. Rumor is she doesn't know how to wipe. :'(

What do you expect with those short troll arms?    ???
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Parker on August 06, 2011, 08:56:51 PM
I heard she is so nasty that her butt smells bad. Rumor is she doesn't know how to wipe. :'(
You seem to have a thing dealing with anal smells...

BTW, that gif, BMW E39 5 series hits a Volvo, Volvo doesn't cave. Does that mean Volvo's rep is well deserved?
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: pedro01 on August 06, 2011, 10:30:02 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/189222-1/T1000_cop_chases.gif)

Tough cop
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: heycomedy on August 07, 2011, 01:21:54 AM
Tough cop

has guy got a gun?

wow

wakky the dude bolts instead of being liek damn u ok

Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: Robgun1 on October 04, 2011, 03:35:40 PM
::)

(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/nicole-snooki-polizzi-short-and-fat.jpg)(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/snooki-walks-to-cop-car.jpg)



Hell no, she is as round as she is tall.
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: deadz on October 04, 2011, 03:41:29 PM
Snooki is a nasty meatball.
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Hulkotron on October 04, 2011, 05:29:03 PM
She looked cute / fuckable at the start of this season when she seemed to have lost a bunch of weight, but each episode she seems to get fatter and fatter and is back into "Not with Falcon's dick" territory.
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: RC Money on October 04, 2011, 08:29:38 PM
It's funny how she always wears those one pieces or something that covers her fat awkward maxican barrel body. Even she knows where she stands no matter how much fake and delusional confidence she tries to portray.
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Max B on October 04, 2011, 08:31:02 PM
i would love to have her lick my anus though...
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: RC Money on October 04, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
i would love to have her lick my anus though...
Well that's a given.
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Euro-monster on October 05, 2011, 04:53:14 AM
Snooki i wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole ..but i would love to fuck Sammi the "sweatheart" in front of that midget ronnie... :D
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Tito24 on October 05, 2011, 05:08:24 AM
yes she will look awful old
Title: Re: hit snooky now?
Post by: kreator on October 05, 2011, 07:07:42 AM
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nice
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: bigkubby on October 05, 2011, 12:09:01 PM
does she sniff her hand? and did she dig her asshole
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Nails on October 05, 2011, 12:17:54 PM
That walking umpa lumpa turd Is a fucking disaster, can't believe all the douche bags on the show wanting to bang her, Ronnie would hit it if Sammy want there, Vinny hits it all the time on and off the show, situation told the skank he loves her and wants to take care of her, only respectable dude on that show is Pauly D
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: Euro-monster on October 05, 2011, 02:02:44 PM
That walking umpa lumpa turd Is a fucking disaster, can't believe all the douche bags on the show wanting to bang her, Ronnie would hit it if Sammy want there, Vinny hits it all the time on and off the show, situation told the skank he loves her and wants to take care of her, only respectable dude on that show is Pauly D


Yeahhh buddyyyy.. :D
Title: Re: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now?
Post by: njflex on October 05, 2011, 04:02:42 PM

Yeahhh buddyyyy.. :D
t shirt tiiimmmmeee.