Author Topic: Jersey Shore - Will you hit Snooky now? (Read 16851 times)

Fortress · « **Reply #50 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:20:45 AM »

You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older. I mean, she looks like an old ugly whore NOW.

che · « **Reply #51 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:27:00 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 11:20:45 AM

You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #52 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:33:03 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on August 06, 2011, 08:07:56 AM

honestly, if I could get her after she took a shower I would hit it

not cuz she is hot.......i'm just VERY desperate

This is the correct answer.

Tito24 · « **Reply #53 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:53:26 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 11:20:45 AM

You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older. I mean, she looks like an old ugly whore NOW.

veryyy true

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #54 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:23:51 PM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #55 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:28:00 PM »

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #56 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:28:47 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 11:20:45 AM

You can just tell how horrible looking this tramp is gonna be when she gets older. I mean, she looks like an old ugly whore NOW.

Just think if you were drunk and ended up knocking Snooki up. $:-\$ I guess i would decide to end my life as soon as possible.

bike nut · « **Reply #57 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:28:53 PM »

Snookie is what RunningMom aspires to be.

Tito24 · « **Reply #58 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:31:33 PM »

Fortress · « **Reply #59 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on August 06, 2011, 12:28:47 PM

Just think if you were drunk and ended up knocking Snooki up. $:-\$ I guess i would decide to end my life as soon as possible.

Without lie, that is a nightmare scenario. I'd gut punch the wench SO hard in an effort to save both the child and myself lifelong misery.

And I do agree with some others who suggest the tramp likely smells horrible. Her vagina probably looks like an Arby's cheddar melt.

bike nut · « **Reply #60 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:35:47 PM »

She's just the right size to put in a hovearound, douse her with gas, light it and roll her through the mall.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #61 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:39:04 PM »

heycomedy · « **Reply #62 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:07:31 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on August 06, 2011, 12:11:29 AM

snooki improved hence the NOW in the question

this GIF is fuckin epic

Anna Recksiek · « **Reply #63 on:** August 06, 2011, 03:27:38 PM »

I think the tits are real, she's a 4 foot nothing endomorph.
She would need to drop down to about 90 pounds to lose the
middle and would still have a square shape.
Lousy genetics.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #64 on:** August 06, 2011, 03:30:26 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 06, 2011, 12:32:33 PM

Her vagina probably looks like an Arby's cheddar melt.

kiwiol · « **Reply #65 on:** August 06, 2011, 03:31:31 PM »

Snooky looks like dookie

MB_722 · « **Reply #66 on:** August 06, 2011, 03:38:58 PM »

Quote from: heycomedy on August 06, 2011, 01:07:31 PM

snooki improved hence the NOW in the question

this GIF is fuckin epic

no shit

whats the story ??

noc · « **Reply #67 on:** August 06, 2011, 04:33:19 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on August 06, 2011, 12:11:29 AM

Looks like England to me, where's the whole video?!

WillGrant · « **Reply #68 on:** August 06, 2011, 07:34:17 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on August 06, 2011, 12:28:00 PM

$:-\$

Nails · « **Reply #69 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:03:49 PM »

Snookie is the kind of skank that gets passed around in team locker rooms an frat houses... Worth a blowup and out the door with no cab fare

Robgun1 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:23:13 PM »

Quote from: Howard on August 05, 2011, 10:29:09 PM

I heard she is so nasty that her butt smells bad. Rumor is she doesn't know how to wipe.

What do you expect with those short troll arms?

Parker · « **Reply #71 on:** August 06, 2011, 08:56:51 PM »

Quote from: Howard on August 05, 2011, 10:29:09 PM

I heard she is so nasty that her butt smells bad. Rumor is she doesn't know how to wipe.

You seem to have a thing dealing with anal smells...

BTW, that gif, BMW E39 5 series hits a Volvo, Volvo doesn't cave. Does that mean Volvo's rep is well deserved?

pedro01 · « **Reply #72 on:** August 06, 2011, 10:30:02 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on August 06, 2011, 12:11:29 AM

Tough cop

heycomedy · « **Reply #73 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:21:54 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on August 06, 2011, 10:30:02 PM

Tough cop

has guy got a gun?

wow

wakky the dude bolts instead of being liek damn u ok

Robgun1 · « **Reply #74 on:** October 04, 2011, 03:35:40 PM »

Quote from: che on August 05, 2011, 09:35:21 PM

Hell no, she is as round as she is tall.