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Title: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: bradistani on August 15, 2011, 06:36:35 PM
fucking hell, his opponent went down quicker than a gold digger on a millionare  ::)

you know, i kinda miss kimbo the street fighter, tearing it up in someones back garden  :'(

Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Emmortal on August 15, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Maybe because he was just a worthless can.  The same thing happened when he attempted MMA.  He'll win a few fights against guys nobody washups and then once he gets in the ring with someone who is remotely competitive he'll drop to the floor faster than a Mississippi cotton picker.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 15, 2011, 06:43:18 PM
who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 15, 2011, 06:48:05 PM
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Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: WOOO on August 15, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?


...people pay to see him...    ::)
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: tbombz on August 15, 2011, 06:51:58 PM
Maybe because he was just a worthless can.  The same thing happened when he attempted MMA.  He'll win a few fights against guys nobody washups and then once he gets in the ring with someone who is remotely competitive he'll drop to the floor faster than a Mississippi cotton picker.

who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?


no his mistake was letting some tap-out wearing idiots tell him how to fight, dismantling his killer instinct and turning him into some kind of mma "stragetist" as if fighting is some kind of chess game.

kimbo can literally break open your skull with a punch. hes done it before, check his old youtube videos. a guy like that just needs to go in there throwing hay makers and he will be unstoppable.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Emmortal on August 15, 2011, 07:16:26 PM

kimbo can literally break open your skull with a punch. hes done it before, check his old youtube videos. a guy like that just needs to go in there throwing hay makers and he will be unstoppable.

Until he goes against someone with even moderate defense who gasses him out in the first round and farts him into a TKO.  He'll go no where in pro boxing.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: dragonfist on August 15, 2011, 07:19:32 PM
who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?

He's only 37. He just looks 50.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: bradistani on August 15, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
Until he goes against someone with even moderate defense who gasses him out in the first round and farts him into a TKO.  He'll go no where in pro boxing.

of course he won't, but you can't blame a fella for making his money the best way he knows how.

its funny cos it was his popularity on the internet with his street fights that put where he is now..
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Emmortal on August 15, 2011, 07:28:15 PM
of course he won't, but you can't blame a fella for making his money the best way he knows how.

its funny cos it was his popularity on the internet with his street fights that put where he is now..

For sure, I don't blame the guy for at least trying.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: tbombz on August 15, 2011, 07:29:40 PM
Until he goes against someone with even moderate defense who gasses him out in the first round and farts him into a TKO.  He'll go no where in pro boxing.

if he fought like an idiot - sure.

a dude with kimbos power and killer instinct just needs to go in there, wait around for a while, take a few punches, and when the oppurtunity comes= lights out.  

.........nobody in any kind of professional fighting since tyson has been impressive in the least.  bunch of pussies exchanging half-hearted blows dancing around the ring like its a chess match.  

Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 15, 2011, 07:31:42 PM

no his mistake was letting some tap-out wearing idiots tell him how to fight, dismantling his killer instinct and turning him into some kind of mma "stragetist" as if fighting is some kind of chess game.

kimbo can literally break open your skull with a punch. hes done it before, check his old youtube videos. a guy like that just needs to go in there throwing hay makers and he will be unstoppable.

i've seen the videos years ago stud, hence the clothesline pole reference.  look it up.  the reason shit like haymakers don't work is because they teach you on day one of mma how to avoid stupid shit like that.  

i will admit kimbo has retard strength, and he could split my head in two, but you have to remember a retired mma fighter who came out of retirement as a plumber after not fighting for 4 years embarassed kimbo into retirement from mma.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 15, 2011, 07:32:39 PM
if he fought like an idiot - sure.

a dude with kimbos power and killer instinct just needs to go in there, wait around for a while, take a few punches, and when the oppurtunity comes= lights out.  

.........nobody in any kind of professional fighting since tyson has been impressive in the least.  bunch of pussies exchanging half-hearted blows dancing around the ring like its a chess match.  


do you ever get tired of doling out advice you know nothing about?
you give fighting advice to pro fighters, you give people like leafy bug dieting advice, you give others financial advice.  i mean seriously, what's your condition called?
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: maxkane69 on August 15, 2011, 07:33:11 PM
LOL! :D
James Wade is bum!
James Wade is 39 years old he debuted this year as a pro, his record as professional boxer is ridicolous 0 win,2 loss(2KO),0 drawn!
After this loss with Kimbo his record is 0-3(3 KO)-0!
How did they find sameone so weak for Kimbo!

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=559271&cat=boxer
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: tbombz on August 15, 2011, 07:34:31 PM
im an advice giver

i modern day shaman

did you know in certain american indian tribes bisexuals were spiritual leaders because they were born with two souls(a male and a female)?


(btw, kimbo sucked in the ufc cuz he tried fighting like the twinks and pussies in the ufc fight - like its chess. )
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: makaveli25 on August 15, 2011, 07:37:59 PM
do you ever get tired of doling out advice you know nothing about?
you give fighting advice to pro fighters, you give people like leafy bug dieting advice, you give others financial advice.  i mean seriously, what's your condition called?


Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: bradistani on August 15, 2011, 07:52:38 PM
Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

let's be fair !! getting kicked hard in the leg sure does hurt.. ouch!
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 15, 2011, 07:57:27 PM
Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

yeah, i liked him during the show too.  he was very humble and you can tell he tried hard.  he said he had something like 5 kids to feed, and that's why he did.  but you can't teach an old dog new tricks.  he can only last so long vs a trained 21 year old of the same size.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: deadz on August 15, 2011, 09:14:19 PM
Tomato can.  :D
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Parker on August 15, 2011, 09:25:19 PM
of course he won't, but you can't blame a fella for making his money the best way he knows how.

its funny cos it was his popularity on the internet with his street fights that put where he is now..
and brought money in for Reality Kings
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 16, 2011, 02:38:26 AM
I have a boxing match Saturday night  ???
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: polychronopolous on August 16, 2011, 02:55:34 AM
if he fought like an idiot - sure.

a dude with kimbos power and killer instinct just needs to go in there, wait around for a while, take a few punches, and when the oppurtunity comes= lights out.  

.........nobody in any kind of professional fighting since tyson has been impressive in the least.  bunch of pussies exchanging half-hearted blows dancing around the ring like its a chess match.  



How does Kimbo get around Klitchskos jab if they were ever to fight?
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: _bruce_ on August 16, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

x2
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 16, 2011, 03:42:02 AM
LOL! :D
James Wade is bum!
James Wade is 39 years old he debuted this year as a pro, his record as professional boxer is ridicolous 0 win,2 loss(2KO),0 drawn!
After this loss with Kimbo his record is 0-3(3 KO)-0!
How did they find sameone so weak for Kimbo!

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=559271&cat=boxer

James Wade can throw a mean dart tho

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00714/sport-graphics-2007_714773a.jpg)
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: WillRiker on August 16, 2011, 05:27:12 AM
let's be fair !! getting kicked hard in the leg sure does hurt.. ouch!

Did you ever took a good kick in the leg?? It hurts like hell. You get used the pain but it still f** hurt, especially if you are not used to it. A lot of boxer's who take on kick boxing or mma are always amazed about the pain a good old low kick inflicts.

Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: G_Thang on August 16, 2011, 05:54:52 AM
How does Kimbo get around Klitchskos jab if they were ever to fight?

Kimbo can't beat a top 10 HW to get a fight with one of the Russians.  They can milk a 10-0 record vs club fighters but he'll have to fight a legit top 15 guy at some point.  I don't think he could beat a 48 yr old Holyfield or whatever his age is.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: WillRiker on August 16, 2011, 06:02:16 AM
Kimbo can't beat a top 10 HW to get a fight with one of the Russians.  They can milk a 10-0 record vs club fighters but he'll have to fight a legit top 15 guy at some point.  I don't think he could beat a 48 yr old Holyfield or whatever his age is.

The guy is trying to make a decent living. He will probably fails, but at least the guy is trying!
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: G_Thang on August 16, 2011, 06:09:41 AM
The guy is trying to make a decent living. He will probably fails, but at least the guy is trying!

i'm aware, but if he is looking for a retirement package fight at 38 or whatever his age is, he'll have to upgrade, pull an upset and use his hype to get a fight at least against a guy like Haye, if that's all he can get down the road.  i don't have a problem with his street fights for 3k in S Florida, MMA or his boxing career.  He could be beating the shit out of people collecting money for someone in little Haiti instead.  Good for him.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Ropo on August 16, 2011, 06:14:02 AM
fucking hell, his opponent went down quicker than a gold digger on a millionare  ::)

you know, i kinda miss kimbo the street fighter, tearing it up in someones back garden  :'(



Did you locate that Wade guy in any ranking list? You can't, because he isn't there. One previous fight as pro, knocked out just like Kimbo did. It would be nice to see this guy against Klichko.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: wes mantooth on August 16, 2011, 08:15:24 AM
hell win 2 more...then lose the rest...

then try pro wrestling
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: RJ DRIVER on August 16, 2011, 09:04:31 AM
im an advice giver

i modern day shaman. gayman

did you know in certain american indian tribes bisexuals were spiritual leaders because they were born with two souls(a male and a female)?


(btw, kimbo sucked in the ufc cuz he tried fighting like the twinks and pussies in the ufc fight - like its chess. )
fixed
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: apply85 on August 16, 2011, 09:28:38 AM
Kimbo slice will do much worse in boxing than he did in MMA. In MMA it is much easier to bully someone around with weight strength and aggression, but boxing is a sport that doesn't reward brute strength so much. There is much less contact between the bodies, there is much less making up for weaknesses by training in another aspect of the sport, like getting by with grappling and not having to learn to punch. In boxing you have to be at least good at everything in order to get a chance to be something.

THis is what's going to happen to kimbo: he will come across a taller weaker but better fighter, he will miss miss miss and then eat a straight right and miss again. The straight right wont hurt him physically, but he asks himself, how did he do that. How is he not scared. THen he goes in again, miss miss and eats a right again and a then left uppercut to the body and he is finished because his opponent figured him out.

There's a debate on Mike Tyson in another thread, and people who say he can't touch Ali are right but they exaggerate. Tyson was no fraud, he was very very good, problem is that he was small. He could punch hard, but I gaurentee Froman and Ali hit harder. WHy? THey were bigger. WHen you look at Tyson punching, it is impressive because he's almost lunging at people, but he has to do this because is smaller than them. A lot of time that he lands that left hook, his right foot is almost off the ground. THis results ina loss of leverage. Van B stated before that he tore his pec in the first or second rep of the first set, and this is evidence that your muscles exert the most force in the beginning, well this is true for boxing too. Tyson got a lot of early KOs because he let it all go in the first and second round, after that he turned into a mediocre fighter because his muscles no longer had the energy to deliver the force necessary to bully his opponents around. This is the kind of fighter that Kimbo is, it's why he lost to some gay kid on 1 week notice
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: claymore on August 16, 2011, 10:01:45 AM
Maybe because he was just a worthless can.  The same thing happened when he attempted MMA.  He'll win a few fights against guys nobody washups and then once he gets in the ring with someone who is remotely competitive he'll drop to the floor faster than a Mississippi cotton picker.

This ^^
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 16, 2011, 10:15:19 AM
i remember watching a fight with Kimbo and some ex-cop and the cop beat the fuck outta Limbo. 
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: stormshadow on August 16, 2011, 07:38:27 PM
Kimbo slice will do much worse in boxing than he did in MMA. In MMA it is much easier to bully someone around with weight strength and aggression, but boxing is a sport that doesn't reward brute strength so much. There is much less contact between the bodies, there is much less making up for weaknesses by training in another aspect of the sport, like getting by with grappling and not having to learn to punch. In boxing you have to be at least good at everything in order to get a chance to be something.

THis is what's going to happen to kimbo: he will come across a taller weaker but better fighter, he will miss miss miss and then eat a straight right and miss again. The straight right wont hurt him physically, but he asks himself, how did he do that. How is he not scared. THen he goes in again, miss miss and eats a right again and a then left uppercut to the body and he is finished because his opponent figured him out.

There's a debate on Mike Tyson in another thread, and people who say he can't touch Ali are right but they exaggerate. Tyson was no fraud, he was very very good, problem is that he was small. He could punch hard, but I gaurentee Froman and Ali hit harder. WHy? THey were bigger. WHen you look at Tyson punching, it is impressive because he's almost lunging at people, but he has to do this because is smaller than them. A lot of time that he lands that left hook, his right foot is almost off the ground. THis results ina loss of leverage. Van B stated before that he tore his pec in the first or second rep of the first set, and this is evidence that your muscles exert the most force in the beginning, well this is true for boxing too. Tyson got a lot of early KOs because he let it all go in the first and second round, after that he turned into a mediocre fighter because his muscles no longer had the energy to deliver the force necessary to bully his opponents around. This is the kind of fighter that Kimbo is, it's why he lost to some gay kid on 1 week notice

Good Post
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: BIG DUB on August 16, 2011, 07:42:27 PM
i remember watching a fight with Kimbo and some ex-cop and the cop beat the fuck outta Limbo. 

We saw two different endings..That cops face was pulverized.. and just because Kimbo gassed out people think he lost.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 16, 2011, 07:43:37 PM
i remember watching a fight with Kimbo and some ex-cop and the cop beat the fuck outta Limbo. 

ha ha, gannon.  he kicked the shit out of him, but kimbo's posse kept jumping in and breaking it up every time kimbo ended up on his back.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: bike nut on August 16, 2011, 07:53:07 PM
ha ha, gannon.  he kicked the shit out of him, but kimbo's posse kept jumping in and breaking it up every time kimbo ended up on his back.

QFT......without Kimbo's posse the big cop was gonna lay a good old Irish beating on him once he gassed.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Natural Man on August 16, 2011, 09:13:45 PM
im an advice giver

i modern day shaman

did you know in certain american indian tribes bisexuals were spiritual leaders because they were born with two souls(a male and a female)?


(btw, kimbo sucked in the ufc cuz he tried fighting like the twinks and pussies in the ufc fight - like its chess. )
you re just a modern day loser, sorry to burst your bubble.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Nails on August 17, 2011, 09:17:31 AM
50yrs old and still no boxing skills

Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: _bruce_ on August 17, 2011, 02:21:42 PM
you re just a modern day loser, sorry to burst your bubble.

Beautifully brutal  ;D ;D ;D

Boxing seems to be pretty hard - a boxer(weekend warrior level) said I could box him and if I could hit him once on the chin it would be a win for me.

He won.

Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: Nails on August 17, 2011, 02:30:49 PM
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Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: _bruce_ on August 17, 2011, 03:00:09 PM
(http://piczasso.com/i/f9lze.gif)

Where was Swede to throw in the towel... this looks crazy.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
Post by: bradistani on August 17, 2011, 03:11:07 PM