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Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« on: August 15, 2011, 06:36:35 PM »
fucking hell, his opponent went down quicker than a gold digger on a millionare  ::)

you know, i kinda miss kimbo the street fighter, tearing it up in someones back garden  :'(


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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 06:38:41 PM »
Maybe because he was just a worthless can.  The same thing happened when he attempted MMA.  He'll win a few fights against guys nobody washups and then once he gets in the ring with someone who is remotely competitive he'll drop to the floor faster than a Mississippi cotton picker.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 06:43:18 PM »
who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?
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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 06:48:05 PM »
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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 06:50:05 PM »
who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?


...people pay to see him...    ::)

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 06:51:58 PM »
Maybe because he was just a worthless can.  The same thing happened when he attempted MMA.  He'll win a few fights against guys nobody washups and then once he gets in the ring with someone who is remotely competitive he'll drop to the floor faster than a Mississippi cotton picker.

who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?


no his mistake was letting some tap-out wearing idiots tell him how to fight, dismantling his killer instinct and turning him into some kind of mma "stragetist" as if fighting is some kind of chess game.

kimbo can literally break open your skull with a punch. hes done it before, check his old youtube videos. a guy like that just needs to go in there throwing hay makers and he will be unstoppable.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 07:16:26 PM »

kimbo can literally break open your skull with a punch. hes done it before, check his old youtube videos. a guy like that just needs to go in there throwing hay makers and he will be unstoppable.

Until he goes against someone with even moderate defense who gasses him out in the first round and farts him into a TKO.  He'll go no where in pro boxing.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 07:19:32 PM »
who keeps propping this penis up?

he's rapidly approaching 50, he has no skills other than dodging clothesline poles and punching people.  hardly pro boxing material.  why is he a "pro"?

He's only 37. He just looks 50.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 07:22:10 PM »
Until he goes against someone with even moderate defense who gasses him out in the first round and farts him into a TKO.  He'll go no where in pro boxing.

of course he won't, but you can't blame a fella for making his money the best way he knows how.

its funny cos it was his popularity on the internet with his street fights that put where he is now..

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 07:28:15 PM »
of course he won't, but you can't blame a fella for making his money the best way he knows how.

its funny cos it was his popularity on the internet with his street fights that put where he is now..

For sure, I don't blame the guy for at least trying.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 07:29:40 PM »
Until he goes against someone with even moderate defense who gasses him out in the first round and farts him into a TKO.  He'll go no where in pro boxing.

if he fought like an idiot - sure.

a dude with kimbos power and killer instinct just needs to go in there, wait around for a while, take a few punches, and when the oppurtunity comes= lights out.  

.........nobody in any kind of professional fighting since tyson has been impressive in the least.  bunch of pussies exchanging half-hearted blows dancing around the ring like its a chess match.  


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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 07:31:42 PM »

no his mistake was letting some tap-out wearing idiots tell him how to fight, dismantling his killer instinct and turning him into some kind of mma "stragetist" as if fighting is some kind of chess game.

kimbo can literally break open your skull with a punch. hes done it before, check his old youtube videos. a guy like that just needs to go in there throwing hay makers and he will be unstoppable.

i've seen the videos years ago stud, hence the clothesline pole reference.  look it up.  the reason shit like haymakers don't work is because they teach you on day one of mma how to avoid stupid shit like that.  

i will admit kimbo has retard strength, and he could split my head in two, but you have to remember a retired mma fighter who came out of retirement as a plumber after not fighting for 4 years embarassed kimbo into retirement from mma.
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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 07:32:39 PM »
if he fought like an idiot - sure.

a dude with kimbos power and killer instinct just needs to go in there, wait around for a while, take a few punches, and when the oppurtunity comes= lights out.  

.........nobody in any kind of professional fighting since tyson has been impressive in the least.  bunch of pussies exchanging half-hearted blows dancing around the ring like its a chess match.  


do you ever get tired of doling out advice you know nothing about?
you give fighting advice to pro fighters, you give people like leafy bug dieting advice, you give others financial advice.  i mean seriously, what's your condition called?
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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 07:33:11 PM »
LOL! :D
James Wade is bum!
James Wade is 39 years old he debuted this year as a pro, his record as professional boxer is ridicolous 0 win,2 loss(2KO),0 drawn!
After this loss with Kimbo his record is 0-3(3 KO)-0!
How did they find sameone so weak for Kimbo!

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=559271&cat=boxer

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 07:34:31 PM »
im an advice giver

i modern day shaman

did you know in certain american indian tribes bisexuals were spiritual leaders because they were born with two souls(a male and a female)?


(btw, kimbo sucked in the ufc cuz he tried fighting like the twinks and pussies in the ufc fight - like its chess. )

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 07:37:59 PM »
do you ever get tired of doling out advice you know nothing about?
you give fighting advice to pro fighters, you give people like leafy bug dieting advice, you give others financial advice.  i mean seriously, what's your condition called?


Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 07:52:38 PM »
Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

let's be fair !! getting kicked hard in the leg sure does hurt.. ouch!

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 07:57:27 PM »
Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

yeah, i liked him during the show too.  he was very humble and you can tell he tried hard.  he said he had something like 5 kids to feed, and that's why he did.  but you can't teach an old dog new tricks.  he can only last so long vs a trained 21 year old of the same size.
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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 09:14:19 PM »
Tomato can.  :D
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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 09:25:19 PM »
of course he won't, but you can't blame a fella for making his money the best way he knows how.

its funny cos it was his popularity on the internet with his street fights that put where he is now..
and brought money in for Reality Kings

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2011, 02:38:26 AM »
I have a boxing match Saturday night  ???

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2011, 02:55:34 AM »
if he fought like an idiot - sure.

a dude with kimbos power and killer instinct just needs to go in there, wait around for a while, take a few punches, and when the oppurtunity comes= lights out.  

.........nobody in any kind of professional fighting since tyson has been impressive in the least.  bunch of pussies exchanging half-hearted blows dancing around the ring like its a chess match.  



How does Kimbo get around Klitchskos jab if they were ever to fight?

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2011, 03:32:19 AM »
Exactly kimbo is a washed up never has been. The guy couldn't even take one good leg kick without completely crumbling. I actually grew kind of found of him during the ultimate fighter show. He seemed like a real hard worker decently humble. He is no where near good enough to compete with any top names in boxing or mma.

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2011, 03:42:02 AM »
LOL! :D
James Wade is bum!
James Wade is 39 years old he debuted this year as a pro, his record as professional boxer is ridicolous 0 win,2 loss(2KO),0 drawn!
After this loss with Kimbo his record is 0-3(3 KO)-0!
How did they find sameone so weak for Kimbo!

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=559271&cat=boxer

James Wade can throw a mean dart tho

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Re: Kimbo Slice makes his pro boxing debut
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2011, 05:27:12 AM »
let's be fair !! getting kicked hard in the leg sure does hurt.. ouch!

Did you ever took a good kick in the leg?? It hurts like hell. You get used the pain but it still f** hurt, especially if you are not used to it. A lot of boxer's who take on kick boxing or mma are always amazed about the pain a good old low kick inflicts.