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Title: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:18:48 AM
there is this girl who always come to the club, "ok" looking hoe but crazy fucking bitch. I told her I have a girlfriend so I can't and don't want anything with her but she kept staying right beside me and she was staring at me my whole shift  :-\

So I told to another doorman: Bro you have to sacrifice yourself for the team and fuck the hoe as soon as you can so she leaves me the fuck alone.

it took him 1 night to seduce her (well he just said something like "you should wear tighter clothes so I can see what that ass really looks like" and she left me alone to stalk him instead ;D

so this week-end, she came to the club to pick him up after work (yeah he doesn't have a car, 19 year old kid in dept already).
next morning he texts me: BRO !!! Come pick me up she didn't want to fuck because she didn't want to be like every other girl and now she wants to bring me to the beach with his friends !!!

I was laughing my ass of so I let him go to the beach haha ( he took his revenge by sending a huge fat histerical bitch my way that night ;D)

anyway, it's his birthday today and she just texted him that she is buying him a puppy (yes, she is buying him a fucking dog after 1 "date")

I told him: BRO !!!! tell her to fuck off she will use the dog everytime she will want to see you to check out if you fuck some other hoes all week !!! if you accept the dog you are dead

I told him to fuck one of her friends to piss her off so he started texting the other bith right away and she is dating him tonight ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 07:21:14 AM
He needs to get nudes so you can post them here - just saying  :D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 22, 2011, 07:21:59 AM
He needs to get nudes so you can post them here - just saying  :D
This
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:25:37 AM
He needs to get nudes so you can post them here - just saying  :D

that was the plan !

the next morning I asked him where my pics where because he was supposed to snap some when he would fuck her doggy style but that's when he told me she didn't want to fuck haha

I have a lot of fun with that kid, he always put himself in bad funny situations ( and non funny too because he owes everybody some money haha)
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 07:27:53 AM
that was the plan !

the next morning I asked him where my pics where because he was supposed to snap some when he would fuck her doggy style but that's when he told me she didn't want to fuck haha

I have a lot of fun with that kid, he always put himself in bad funny situations ( and non funny too because he owes everybody some money haha)
Option B - get her to join here  :D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:31:02 AM
Option B - get her to join here  :D

she doesn't speak english much I fear  ;D

but as soon as I have pictures, and the kid WILL get me some ( he is a fucking warrior, he always accomplish his missions), I will post them here  8)
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: breakmore on August 22, 2011, 07:31:41 AM
Attention depraved girls...  ::)
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 07:32:19 AM
Attention depraved girls are so much fun ...  ::)
  :D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Swede! on August 22, 2011, 07:34:20 AM
what if you ruined his life?
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:36:34 AM
what if you ruined his life?

well the worst that is gonna happen is that he will marry her and her dad his millionaire so he will be set for life and probably won't have to work that much ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Swede! on August 22, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
well the worst that is gonna happen is that he will marry her and her dad his millionaire so he will be set for life and probably won't have to work that much ;D

Her father is a millionaire and you gave her to your friend?!?!? Dump the girl you have now and use her lol. maby shes alright with it?  ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:49:00 AM
Her father is a millionaire and you gave her to your friend?!?!? Dump the girl you have now and use her lol. maby shes alright with it?  ;D

haha no way bro my girl is perfect, prettier and she is pretty wealthy herself. I don't care about that tho, I prefer making my own money. She has more money than me and I still pay for everything.

For me, the man pay for everything and the woman makes special attentions, make nice meals once in a while and shits like that.

that's just the way it is for me  8)

Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: g101 on August 22, 2011, 11:31:11 AM
don't tell me it was one of those french psycho whores  :o
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Board_SHERIF on August 22, 2011, 11:48:16 AM
there is this girl who always come to the club, "ok" looking hoe but crazy fucking bitch. I told her I have a girlfriend so I can't and don't want anything with her but she kept staying right beside me and she was staring at me my whole shift  :-\

So I told to another doorman: Bro you have to sacrifice yourself for the team and fuck the hoe as soon as you can so she leaves me the fuck alone.

it took him 1 night to seduce her (well he just said something like "you should wear tighter clothes so I can see what that ass really looks like" and she left me alone to stalk him instead ;D

so this week-end, she came to the club to pick him up after work (yeah he doesn't have a car, 19 year old kid in dept already).
next morning he texts me: BRO !!! Come pick me up she didn't want to fuck because she didn't want to be like every other girl and now she wants to bring me to the beach with his friends !!!

I was laughing my ass of so I let him go to the beach haha ( he took his revenge by sending a huge fat histerical bitch my way that night ;D)

anyway, it's his birthday today and she just texted him that she is buying him a puppy (yes, she is buying him a fucking dog after 1 "date")

I told him: BRO !!!! tell her to fuck off she will use the dog everytime she will want to see you to check out if you fuck some other hoes all week !!! if you accept the dog you are dead

I told him to fuck one of her friends to piss her off so he started texting the other bith right away and she is dating him tonight ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Butterbean on August 22, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
Will the dog be alright ???
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: OTHstrong on August 22, 2011, 11:58:59 AM
haha no way bro my girl is perfect, prettier and she is pretty wealthy herself. I don't care about that tho, I prefer making my own money. She has more money than me and I still pay for everything.

For me, the man pay for everything and the woman makes special attentions, make nice meals once in a while and shits like that.

that's just the way it is for me  8)


you mean ALL THE TIME :)
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 12:02:46 PM
you mean ALL THE TIME :)

haha well I don't expect her to cook for me all the time, because we pretty much never eat together but when she sleeps at my condo she always cook my lunch meal before going to work (she wakes up much earlier than I do so she has the time to do it)

pretty nice 8)

Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 12:04:46 PM
LMAO !
this just in:

He told her: "Look instead of a dog why don't you get me a mack book pro (about 1200$ if I remember well)"

she replied: "If you are nice ;)"

LMAO

she had 1 DATE with him  :D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Swlabr on August 22, 2011, 12:06:28 PM
Wow, wish I met sluts like this, so I could make them buy me some HGH kits.
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 12:16:07 PM
Wow, wish I met sluts like this, so I could make them buy me some HGH kits.

fuck now you make me regret this

I should seduce the hoe again  ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: apply85 on August 22, 2011, 12:23:08 PM
I was expecting an actually crazy bitch story, like the time a schizo but incredibly hot 35 year old indian woman pppperfect breast implants and perfect face had sex with me and 2 of my frinds within 1 month of meeting her, then had a meltdown when me and my buddy stood her up in th ebar, unfreinded all of us and todl us to lose her number, or that time me and my buddy double teamed a woman who stole his roommates weed and left empty coke baggies in his bathroom, when I saw her at the same bar we picked her up at she was hitting on some nerdy guy who wasnt interested, I looked at her and smiled and she made a big big deal like WHO IS THIS GUY HE"S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, me and nerdy guy just gave each other that look like, this bitch crazy.

Hmmm, crazy bitch stories, I keep thinking of crazy in bed, but that's not the crazy we talking about here, get back to ya if I remember any more
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 12:25:10 PM
I was expecting an actually crazy bitch story, like the time a schizo but incredibly hot 35 year old indian woman pppperfect breast implants and perfect face had sex with me and 2 of my frinds within 1 month of meeting her, then had a meltdown when me and my buddy stood her up in th ebar, unfreinded all of us and todl us to lose her number, or that time me and my buddy double teamed a woman who stole his roommates weed and left empty coke baggies in his bathroom, when I saw her at the same bar we picked her up at she was hitting on some nerdy guy who wasnt interested, I looked at her and smiled and she made a big big deal like WHO IS THIS GUY HE"S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, me and nerdy guy just gave each other that look like, this bitch crazy.

Hmmm, crazy bitch stories, I keep thinking of crazy in bed, but that's not the crazy we talking about here, get back to ya if I remember any more

bro the bitch in my story is much crazier than those !!! ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: OTHstrong on August 22, 2011, 12:37:50 PM
LMAO !
this just in:

He told her: "Look instead of a dog why don't you get me a mack book pro (about 1200$ if I remember well)"

she replied: "If you are nice ;)"

LMAO

she had 1 DATE with him  :D
Sha ain't going to leave quietly,big mistake for your friend,if he sinks it in, he will never get rid of her, sadly :-\
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: breakmore on August 22, 2011, 12:48:46 PM
While a macbook seems nice in the short run, this girl seems like someone who will drug you and cut of your balls if you break up with her.
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Natural Man on August 22, 2011, 12:58:18 PM
an animal buying an animal to another animal so they can fuck together and spawn another animal.
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 01:24:00 PM
Sha ain't going to leave quietly,big mistake for your friend,if he sinks it in, he will never get rid of her, sadly :-\

haha the funniest shit is that since she told him she would buy him a Mac Book he seems interested in her !!!

I am dying over here, dude owes money to everyone so of course if he realised the bitch will pay for everything he might bbe interested now

haha funny shit, but yes crazy whore and he willl continu to fuck over bitches from the club and she will find out by stalking him and it won't be pretty ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on August 22, 2011, 01:34:50 PM
haha no way bro my girl is perfect, prettier and she is pretty wealthy herself. I don't care about that tho, I prefer making my own money. She has more money than me and I still pay for everything.

For me, the man pay for everything and the woman makes special attentions, make nice meals once in a while and shits like that.

that's just the way it is for me  8)



Has she offered to pay for supps? Would be convenient.
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 01:58:59 PM
Has she offered to pay for supps? Would be convenient.
nope but she always offer to pay for groceries, restaurants, clothes ect. I never let her tho i am.not comfortable with that
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: Swlabr on August 22, 2011, 02:00:39 PM
True man. 8)
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on August 22, 2011, 02:05:02 PM
nope but she always offer to pay for groceries, restaurants, clothes ect. I never let her tho i am.not comfortable with that

I feel you on that. But, what if she stocked up you r whole fridge with the finest GH? Cant say no to that... ;D
Title: Re: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story)
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 22, 2011, 02:13:03 PM
Have a much crazier story than those but it only happened Saturday evening so I'm still trying to get to the bottom of it, will be interesting tho