Author Topic: LMAO, complete psychopath (bitch story) (Read 2530 times)

Stavios · « **on:** August 22, 2011, 07:18:48 AM »

there is this girl who always come to the club, "ok" looking hoe but crazy fucking bitch. I told her I have a girlfriend so I can't and don't want anything with her but she kept staying right beside me and she was staring at me my whole shift $:-\$

So I told to another doorman: Bro you have to sacrifice yourself for the team and fuck the hoe as soon as you can so she leaves me the fuck alone.

it took him 1 night to seduce her (well he just said something like "you should wear tighter clothes so I can see what that ass really looks like" and she left me alone to stalk him instead

so this week-end, she came to the club to pick him up after work (yeah he doesn't have a car, 19 year old kid in dept already).
next morning he texts me: BRO !!! Come pick me up she didn't want to fuck because she didn't want to be like every other girl and now she wants to bring me to the beach with his friends !!!

I was laughing my ass of so I let him go to the beach haha ( he took his revenge by sending a huge fat histerical bitch my way that night

)

anyway, it's his birthday today and she just texted him that she is buying him a puppy (yes, she is buying him a fucking dog after 1 "date")

I told him: BRO !!!! tell her to fuck off she will use the dog everytime she will want to see you to check out if you fuck some other hoes all week !!! if you accept the dog you are dead

I told him to fuck one of her friends to piss her off so he started texting the other bith right away and she is dating him tonight

WillGrant · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:21:14 AM »

He needs to get nudes so you can post them here - just saying

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:21:59 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 07:21:14 AM

He needs to get nudes so you can post them here - just saying

This

Stavios · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:25:37 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 07:21:14 AM

He needs to get nudes so you can post them here - just saying

that was the plan !

the next morning I asked him where my pics where because he was supposed to snap some when he would fuck her doggy style but that's when he told me she didn't want to fuck haha

I have a lot of fun with that kid, he always put himself in bad funny situations ( and non funny too because he owes everybody some money haha)

WillGrant · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:27:53 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:25:37 AM

that was the plan !

the next morning I asked him where my pics where because he was supposed to snap some when he would fuck her doggy style but that's when he told me she didn't want to fuck haha

I have a lot of fun with that kid, he always put himself in bad funny situations ( and non funny too because he owes everybody some money haha)

Option B - get her to join here

Stavios · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:31:02 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 07:27:53 AM

Option B - get her to join here

she doesn't speak english much I fear

but as soon as I have pictures, and the kid WILL get me some ( he is a fucking warrior, he always accomplish his missions), I will post them here

breakmore · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:31:41 AM »

Attention depraved girls...

WillGrant · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:32:19 AM »

Quote from: breakmore on August 22, 2011, 07:31:41 AM

Attention depraved girls are so much fun ...

Swede! · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:34:20 AM »

what if you ruined his life?

Stavios · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:36:34 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on August 22, 2011, 07:34:20 AM

what if you ruined his life?

well the worst that is gonna happen is that he will marry her and her dad his millionaire so he will be set for life and probably won't have to work that much

Swede! · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:45:41 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:36:34 AM

well the worst that is gonna happen is that he will marry her and her dad his millionaire so he will be set for life and probably won't have to work that much

Her father is a millionaire and you gave her to your friend?!?!? Dump the girl you have now and use her lol. maby shes alright with it?

Stavios · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:49:00 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on August 22, 2011, 07:45:41 AM

Her father is a millionaire and you gave her to your friend?!?!? Dump the girl you have now and use her lol. maby shes alright with it?

haha no way bro my girl is perfect, prettier and she is pretty wealthy herself. I don't care about that tho, I prefer making my own money. She has more money than me and I still pay for everything.

For me, the man pay for everything and the woman makes special attentions, make nice meals once in a while and shits like that.

that's just the way it is for me

g101 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:31:11 AM »

don't tell me it was one of those french psycho whores

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:48:16 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:18:48 AM

there is this girl who always come to the club, "ok" looking hoe but crazy fucking bitch. I told her I have a girlfriend so I can't and don't want anything with her but she kept staying right beside me and she was staring at me my whole shift $:-\$

So I told to another doorman: Bro you have to sacrifice yourself for the team and fuck the hoe as soon as you can so she leaves me the fuck alone.

it took him 1 night to seduce her (well he just said something like "you should wear tighter clothes so I can see what that ass really looks like" and she left me alone to stalk him instead

so this week-end, she came to the club to pick him up after work (yeah he doesn't have a car, 19 year old kid in dept already).
next morning he texts me: BRO !!! Come pick me up she didn't want to fuck because she didn't want to be like every other girl and now she wants to bring me to the beach with his friends !!!

I was laughing my ass of so I let him go to the beach haha ( he took his revenge by sending a huge fat histerical bitch my way that night )

anyway, it's his birthday today and she just texted him that she is buying him a puppy (yes, she is buying him a fucking dog after 1 "date")

I told him: BRO !!!! tell her to fuck off she will use the dog everytime she will want to see you to check out if you fuck some other hoes all week !!! if you accept the dog you are dead

I told him to fuck one of her friends to piss her off so he started texting the other bith right away and she is dating him tonight

Butterbean · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:53:10 AM »

Will the dog be alright

OTHstrong · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:58:59 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 07:49:00 AM

haha no way bro my girl is perfect, prettier and she is pretty wealthy herself. I don't care about that tho, I prefer making my own money. She has more money than me and I still pay for everything.

For me, the man pay for everything and the woman makes special attentions, make nice meals once in a while and shits like that.

that's just the way it is for me

you mean ALL THE TIME

Stavios · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:02:46 PM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on August 22, 2011, 11:58:59 AM

you mean ALL THE TIME

haha well I don't expect her to cook for me all the time, because we pretty much never eat together but when she sleeps at my condo she always cook my lunch meal before going to work (she wakes up much earlier than I do so she has the time to do it)

pretty nice

Stavios · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:04:46 PM »

LMAO !
this just in:

He told her: "Look instead of a dog why don't you get me a mack book pro (about 1200$ if I remember well)"

she replied: "If you are nice

"

LMAO

she had 1 DATE with him

Swlabr · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:06:28 PM »

Wow, wish I met sluts like this, so I could make them buy me some HGH kits.

Stavios · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:16:07 PM »

Quote from: Swlabr on August 22, 2011, 12:06:28 PM

Wow, wish I met sluts like this, so I could make them buy me some HGH kits.

fuck now you make me regret this

I should seduce the hoe again

apply85 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:23:08 PM »

I was expecting an actually crazy bitch story, like the time a schizo but incredibly hot 35 year old indian woman pppperfect breast implants and perfect face had sex with me and 2 of my frinds within 1 month of meeting her, then had a meltdown when me and my buddy stood her up in th ebar, unfreinded all of us and todl us to lose her number, or that time me and my buddy double teamed a woman who stole his roommates weed and left empty coke baggies in his bathroom, when I saw her at the same bar we picked her up at she was hitting on some nerdy guy who wasnt interested, I looked at her and smiled and she made a big big deal like WHO IS THIS GUY HE"S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, me and nerdy guy just gave each other that look like, this bitch crazy.

Hmmm, crazy bitch stories, I keep thinking of crazy in bed, but that's not the crazy we talking about here, get back to ya if I remember any more

Stavios · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:25:10 PM »

Quote from: apply85 on August 22, 2011, 12:23:08 PM

I was expecting an actually crazy bitch story, like the time a schizo but incredibly hot 35 year old indian woman pppperfect breast implants and perfect face had sex with me and 2 of my frinds within 1 month of meeting her, then had a meltdown when me and my buddy stood her up in th ebar, unfreinded all of us and todl us to lose her number, or that time me and my buddy double teamed a woman who stole his roommates weed and left empty coke baggies in his bathroom, when I saw her at the same bar we picked her up at she was hitting on some nerdy guy who wasnt interested, I looked at her and smiled and she made a big big deal like WHO IS THIS GUY HE"S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, me and nerdy guy just gave each other that look like, this bitch crazy.

Hmmm, crazy bitch stories, I keep thinking of crazy in bed, but that's not the crazy we talking about here, get back to ya if I remember any more

bro the bitch in my story is much crazier than those !!!

OTHstrong · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:37:50 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on August 22, 2011, 12:04:46 PM

LMAO !
this just in:

He told her: "Look instead of a dog why don't you get me a mack book pro (about 1200$ if I remember well)"

she replied: "If you are nice "

LMAO

she had 1 DATE with him

Sha ain't going to leave quietly,big mistake for your friend,if he sinks it in, he will never get rid of her, sadly $:-\$

breakmore · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:48:46 PM »

While a macbook seems nice in the short run, this girl seems like someone who will drug you and cut of your balls if you break up with her.

Natural Man · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2011, 12:58:18 PM »

an animal buying an animal to another animal so they can fuck together and spawn another animal.