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Title: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:39:07 PM
Advice needed for current situation.

I met a dirty girl who can deepthroat my 9" and who squirts, she is not realy my type as she is short and somewhat fat.
When she squirts it is like nothing I have ever seen before, the volume is like piss comming out - kinda makes me feel sick.
Well she wants to hookup again, but I am not sure if I can tolerate the squiting part as I litterly feel nauseous when it happens..

Should I man up ?? (I am just over 40 and she is 23)...

any input ?

This is not her, but she looks like this...on the right......
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: BiGHer on September 07, 2011, 02:44:51 PM
If you had fun, man up... if not, move on... simple bro
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Nails on September 07, 2011, 02:46:00 PM
Tell this fatty all the guys on getbig wanna see her squart... post video of this faterFall at work ..



btw... that shit must smell her and the cum all over your chest she she blasts you like a pollock... Does she squirt on her back or doggy style like a skunk ?
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: dov on September 07, 2011, 02:46:20 PM
Its "Advices" .....get it right.

Btw, the squirting thing is all the way disgusting.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 07, 2011, 02:46:42 PM
Lady marmalade parties in London
Sort you out
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: bradistani on September 07, 2011, 02:48:26 PM
Its "Advices" .....get it right.

Btw, the squirting thing is all the way disgusting.

outed
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:50:31 PM
Tell this fatty all the guys on getbig wanna see her squart... post video of this faterFall at work ..



btw... that shit must smell her and the cum all over your chest she she blasts you like a pollock... Does she squirt on her back or doggy style like a skunk ?

Doggy style and I make sure it does not touch me,,,,I jump back out of the way......yeh it smells rather bad...thus the sickly feel...

she does have videos on her black berry - I will try and get one to post...
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: D.O.U.P on September 07, 2011, 02:51:35 PM
When you two are out to eat (which I'm SURE she will want - often) SLAP her face with medium force when she reaches for the bread basket or oders carbs of any kind.

Stipulate that she will do intense cardio (stepmill, stadium steps,sprints etc) 5 times a week combined with a small dose of Meth.

ADMIT you LOVE the squirting.It gives you a 4 inch stiffy. STOP the bullshite about it making you "nauseous"


Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:54:43 PM
When you two are out to eat (which I'm SURE she will want - often) SLAP her face with medium force when she reaches for the bread basket or oders carbs of any kind.

Stipulate that she will do intense cardio (stepmill, stadium steps,sprints etc) 5 times a week combined with a small dose of Meth.

ADMIT you LOVE the squirting.It gives you a 4 inch stiffy. STOP the bullshite about it making you "nauseous"




LOL..........no I will never eat out with her...its not dates......just hookup scenerio...
maybe if she was hot I would like the squirting more......but this is like nothing I have ever seen.........
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Wiggs on September 07, 2011, 02:57:22 PM
Please take video and post it without your cock and well be able to analyze it and give you proper protocol.
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: D.O.U.P on September 07, 2011, 03:00:57 PM
LOL..........no I will never eat out with her...its not dates......just hookup scenerio...
maybe if she was hot I would like the squirting more......but this is like nothing I have ever seen.........


Yes squirting when it comes from a HOT broad is sexy, when its flying out of an ugly, its barf city.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Nails on September 07, 2011, 03:01:56 PM
if she squirted for you that means she thinks its her only talent god gave her.. it wont be hard for you to convince her to show off her talent while you film it... Plus we are doing you a favor so you wont fall in love with her in a few months


Does she have a hairy snatch? cus if she is fat and hairy then maybe it wont project too well online
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: deadz on September 07, 2011, 03:08:08 PM
Doggy style and I make sure it does not touch me,,,,I jump back out of the way......yeh it smells rather bad...thus the sickly feel...

she does have videos on her black berry - I will try and get one to post...
That is a problem.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: garebear on September 07, 2011, 03:16:03 PM
Why fuck someone you're not attracted to? I don't get it.

Do you not have access to pornography or something?

Also, are you a Muslim?
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: bike nut on September 07, 2011, 03:18:09 PM

Should I man up ??

any input ?


For fuckssakes this place gets gayer by the day.  ::)
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Papper on September 07, 2011, 03:23:36 PM
Why fuck someone you're not attracted to? I don't get it.

Do you not have access to pornography or something?

Also, are you a Muslim?

Sometimes you tire of porn after watching 30 000 clips and realize you want the real thing. and then you have that girl that looks ok, not your style really.. But you know she will suck it, she might even suggest it in texts when youre at your horniest and its hard not to do it as a male.

You can get that cant you?
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: smoothasf on September 07, 2011, 04:11:59 PM
Gay as fuck. You may as well fuck men.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: newmom on September 07, 2011, 04:13:50 PM
jeebus. Just be honest, don't be a dick be honest. But kind of sounds she's in stage one cling on stage...RED FLAG


on a side note: why would you have relations (sexually) if her goop smells icky
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: garebear on September 07, 2011, 04:20:17 PM
Sometimes you tire of porn after watching 30 000 clips and realize you want the real thing. and then you have that girl that looks ok, not your style really.. But you know she will suck it, she might even suggest it in texts when youre at your horniest and its hard not to do it as a male.

You can get that cant you?
I reckon.

I would still rather masturbate than have stink sex.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: apply85 on September 07, 2011, 04:36:08 PM
jeebus. Just be honest, don't be a dick be honest. But kind of sounds she's in stage one cling on stage...RED FLAG


on a side note: why would you have relations (sexually) if her goop smells icky

Runningbucket, I've read yous aying things like this, I don't think you really understand men, if we say we don;t like clingy girls it's because we're trying to sound like we're in demand and reject a lot of women, which we think is cool, but in actuality we are not paranoid about girls getting clingy
Title: Re: Advice needed
Post by: Parker on September 07, 2011, 04:39:18 PM
Doggy style and I make sure it does not touch me,,,,I jump back out of the way......yeh it smells rather bad...thus the sickly feel...

she does have videos on her black berry - I will try and get one to post...
What does the "liquid" smell like? To give us a description of the smell...
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: newmom on September 07, 2011, 04:40:58 PM
Runningbucket, I've read yous aying things like this, I don't think you really understand men, if we say we don;t like clingy girls it's because we're trying to sound like we're in demand and reject a lot of women, which we think is cool, but in actuality we are not paranoid about girls getting clingy

NOT one dude I know likes the clingy type
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: apply85 on September 07, 2011, 04:42:47 PM
TO be honest, when girls squirt it tastes and smells like water and isn't sticky or anything like what oozes when you fuck them for a long time in the same position, ur either bsing or need should get your girlfriend checked out
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Nails on September 07, 2011, 04:42:51 PM
NOT one dude I know likes the clingy type

HATE a clingy bitchhh... ugh get a life bitchh don't make my world revolve around yours .... i told this to girls before "how did you live your life before you met me  ???"
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Jizzacked on September 07, 2011, 04:46:02 PM
having been with a couple squirters myself, I find it a big turnoff.  doesn't matter how hot they are, it is a mix of emotions.  I am partly glad I got them to the point of losing control and it makes me feel good about myself, but then there is the side of me that is completely disgusted by them losing control of their bodily functions and soaking me in the process.  I know it has a huge fetish following, but it does nothing for me.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: apply85 on September 07, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
having been with a couple squirters myself, I find it a big turnoff.  doesn't matter how how they are, it is a mix of emotions.  I am partly glad I got them to the point of losing control and it makes me feel good about myself, but then there is the side of me that is completely disgusted by them losing control of their bodily functions and soaking me in the process.  I know it has a huge fetish following, but it does nothing for me.

lol yeah, it's one thing to see it in porno, it's another to be drenched in that shit when ur not expecting it
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: The True Adonis on September 07, 2011, 04:49:45 PM
NOT one dude I know likes the clingy type
Disagree.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: tbombz on September 07, 2011, 04:50:18 PM
NOT one dude I know likes the clingy type
my theory is that the majority of straight guys dont even really like women at all, they put up with their effeminate behavior simply to get the pussy and would rather not have to see or hear from any woman except to fuck and thats it.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: The True Adonis on September 07, 2011, 04:55:10 PM
my theory is that the majority of straight guys dont even really like women at all, they put up with their effeminate behavior simply to get the pussy and would rather not have to see or hear from any woman except to fuck and thats it.
I find that to be the case with most people.  They don`t even like women and they would rather watch a bunch of men in tight spandex chase each other and their balls around on television in the company of fellow "men" which usually takes place in some sort of "man cave".

They would also rather be in the company of their drunk testosterone filled friends involved in a pseudo circle jerk rather than spending time alone with a woman.

I really think most men are in fact totally gay for the most part.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Nails on September 07, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
my theory is that the majority of straight guys dont even really like women at all, they put up with their effeminate behavior simply to get the pussy and would rather not have to see or hear from any woman except to fuck and thats it.

QFT...
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Wiggs on September 07, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I find that to be the case with most people.  They don`t even like women and they would rather watch a bunch of men in tight spandex chase each other and their balls around on television in the company of fellow "men" which usually takes place in some sort of "man cave".

They would also rather be in the company of their drunk testosterone filled friends involved in a pseudo circle jerk rather than spending time alone with a woman.

I really think most men are in fact totally gay for the most part.

I actually like spending time witha good woman. I like their voice, softness, smell, smile, they do piss you off 25% of the time.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Parker on September 07, 2011, 05:03:37 PM
having been with a couple squirters myself, I find it a big turnoff.  doesn't matter how hot they are, it is a mix of emotions.  I am partly glad I got them to the point of losing control and it makes me feel good about myself, but then there is the side of me that is completely disgusted by them losing control of their bodily functions and soaking me in the process.  I know it has a huge fetish following, but it does nothing for me.
Well, its not really losing control of their bodily functions, as thet are not peeing. It apparently comes from two
 glands at the front of the vagina...
When I made a chick squirt, she said that she felt like she had to pee...but it wasn't pee...


I think it's messy, un-necessarily messy...But, they prolly think us coming is messy as well.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: The True Adonis on September 07, 2011, 05:04:00 PM
I actually like spending time witha good woman. I like their voice, softness, smell, smile, they do piss you off 25% of the time.
The only thing Jezebelle and I ever argue about is rather silly things such as:  "What the true definition of a Planet is", "How a recipe should be followed EXACTLY as it is written by the author (my position) or it ceases to be a working recipe as it was intended" , "How to clean antique furniture with Linseed Oil".

I kid you not, these arguments have ended in epic Meltdowns.  I will have to think of some more that we have had.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: garebear on September 07, 2011, 06:32:23 PM
my theory is that the majority of straight guys dont even really like women at all, they put up with their effeminate behavior simply to get the pussy and would rather not have to see or hear from any woman except to fuck and thats it.
Most women, like most men, are idiots.

A GOOD woman is worth hanging out with, but it rarely happens.

I still like getting laid once in a while. However, I can spank it for a good spell if necessary.

Books are better than people.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: no one on September 07, 2011, 06:34:04 PM
The only thing Jezebelle and I ever argue about is rather silly things such as:  "What the true definition of a Planet is", "How a recipe should be followed EXACTLY as it is written by the author (my position) or it ceases to be a working recipe as it was intended" , "How to clean antique furniture with Linseed Oil".

I kid you not, these arguments have ended in epic Meltdowns.  I will have to think of some more that we have had.

ahahahahahaha wow your all man, eh stud?

fag.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: StanZoLOL on September 07, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
I actually like spending time witha good woman.

x2. Emphasis on good. The typical add whore can't hold a conversation about anything besides "getting their nails did".
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: The True Adonis on September 07, 2011, 06:48:22 PM
ahahahahahaha wow your all man, eh stud?

fag.
You probably argue with your BFF (who happens to be a boy) the finer points of Walter Payton`s cup size.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Fallsview on September 07, 2011, 07:04:04 PM
You probably argue with your BFF (who happens to be a boy) the finer points of Walter Payton`s cup size.

Spot on TA, he's a serf with a broken chromosome.





STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: doison on September 08, 2011, 03:15:56 AM
It looks like yoorin because it is yoorin.

HTH
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 08, 2011, 03:21:14 AM
Spot on TA, he's a serf with a broken chromosome.





STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking for new allies fatbboy?
TA is a bit too intelligent to fall for your shit
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: tbombz on September 08, 2011, 11:43:19 AM
Most women, like most men, are idiots.

thats a good point

i still rather be in the company of a woman than a man.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: kiwiol on September 08, 2011, 12:08:05 PM
Post the video, ditch the bitch and put your talents to use, "self suck specialist".
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Fortress on September 08, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
I don't blame a woman if she squirts. Isn't her fault. However, that shit is gross. The wench had better be TOTALLY hot for me to put up with that deal. 
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Papper on September 08, 2011, 01:34:47 PM
Runningbucket, I've read yous aying things like this, I don't think you really understand men, if we say we don;t like clingy girls it's because we're trying to sound like we're in demand and reject a lot of women, which we think is cool, but in actuality we are not paranoid about girls getting clingy

"Runningbucket" ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 08, 2011, 03:21:05 PM
Beat it up for a while.  I had one in my time and it was fun, very strange the first few times.
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 08, 2011, 04:40:02 PM
The only thing Jezebelle and I ever argue about is rather silly things such as:  "What the true definition of a Planet is", "How a recipe should be followed EXACTLY as it is written by the author (my position) or it ceases to be a working recipe as it was intended" , "How to clean antique furniture with Linseed Oil".

I kid you not, these arguments have ended in epic Meltdowns.  I will have to think of some more that we have had.
And whether or not you're a closet homo
Title: Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
Post by: garebear on September 09, 2011, 10:52:16 AM
You probably argue with your BFF (who happens to be a boy) the finer points of Walter Payton`s cup size.
I would venture to guess that you don't have close guy friends.

Therefore, you must accuse others who do of being gay somehow (which is an insult, I guess). After that thought has settled, you get to feel superior, which is why you bandied about the idea in the first place, although probably without consciously knowing.

That sound about right?