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Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« on: September 07, 2011, 02:39:07 PM »
Advice needed for current situation.

I met a dirty girl who can deepthroat my 9" and who squirts, she is not realy my type as she is short and somewhat fat.
When she squirts it is like nothing I have ever seen before, the volume is like piss comming out - kinda makes me feel sick.
Well she wants to hookup again, but I am not sure if I can tolerate the squiting part as I litterly feel nauseous when it happens..

Should I man up ?? (I am just over 40 and she is 23)...

any input ?

This is not her, but she looks like this...on the right......
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 02:44:51 PM »
If you had fun, man up... if not, move on... simple bro
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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 02:46:00 PM »
Tell this fatty all the guys on getbig wanna see her squart... post video of this faterFall at work ..



btw... that shit must smell her and the cum all over your chest she she blasts you like a pollock... Does she squirt on her back or doggy style like a skunk ?
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 02:46:20 PM »
Its "Advices" .....get it right.

Btw, the squirting thing is all the way disgusting.
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 02:46:42 PM »
Lady marmalade parties in London
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 02:48:26 PM »
Quote from: dov on September 07, 2011, 02:46:20 PM
Its "Advices" .....get it right.

Btw, the squirting thing is all the way disgusting.

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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 02:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Nails on September 07, 2011, 02:46:00 PM
Tell this fatty all the guys on getbig wanna see her squart... post video of this faterFall at work ..



btw... that shit must smell her and the cum all over your chest she she blasts you like a pollock... Does she squirt on her back or doggy style like a skunk ?

Doggy style and I make sure it does not touch me,,,,I jump back out of the way......yeh it smells rather bad...thus the sickly feel...

she does have videos on her black berry - I will try and get one to post...
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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 02:51:35 PM »
When you two are out to eat (which I'm SURE she will want - often) SLAP her face with medium force when she reaches for the bread basket or oders carbs of any kind.

Stipulate that she will do intense cardio (stepmill, stadium steps,sprints etc) 5 times a week combined with a small dose of Meth.

ADMIT you LOVE the squirting.It gives you a 4 inch stiffy. STOP the bullshite about it making you "nauseous"


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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 02:54:43 PM »
Quote from: D.O.U.P on September 07, 2011, 02:51:35 PM
When you two are out to eat (which I'm SURE she will want - often) SLAP her face with medium force when she reaches for the bread basket or oders carbs of any kind.

Stipulate that she will do intense cardio (stepmill, stadium steps,sprints etc) 5 times a week combined with a small dose of Meth.

ADMIT you LOVE the squirting.It gives you a 4 inch stiffy. STOP the bullshite about it making you "nauseous"




LOL..........no I will never eat out with her...its not dates......just hookup scenerio...
maybe if she was hot I would like the squirting more......but this is like nothing I have ever seen.........
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2011, 02:57:22 PM »
Please take video and post it without your cock and well be able to analyze it and give you proper protocol.
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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 03:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:54:43 PM
LOL..........no I will never eat out with her...its not dates......just hookup scenerio...
maybe if she was hot I would like the squirting more......but this is like nothing I have ever seen.........


Yes squirting when it comes from a HOT broad is sexy, when its flying out of an ugly, its barf city.
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 03:01:56 PM »
if she squirted for you that means she thinks its her only talent god gave her.. it wont be hard for you to convince her to show off her talent while you film it... Plus we are doing you a favor so you wont fall in love with her in a few months


Does she have a hairy snatch? cus if she is fat and hairy then maybe it wont project too well online
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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 03:08:08 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:50:31 PM
Doggy style and I make sure it does not touch me,,,,I jump back out of the way......yeh it smells rather bad...thus the sickly feel...

she does have videos on her black berry - I will try and get one to post...
That is a problem.
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2011, 03:16:03 PM »
Why fuck someone you're not attracted to? I don't get it.

Do you not have access to pornography or something?

Also, are you a Muslim?
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2011, 03:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:39:07 PM

Should I man up ??

any input ?


For fuckssakes this place gets gayer by the day.  ::)
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2011, 03:23:36 PM »
Quote from: garebear on September 07, 2011, 03:16:03 PM
Why fuck someone you're not attracted to? I don't get it.

Do you not have access to pornography or something?

Also, are you a Muslim?

Sometimes you tire of porn after watching 30 000 clips and realize you want the real thing. and then you have that girl that looks ok, not your style really.. But you know she will suck it, she might even suggest it in texts when youre at your horniest and its hard not to do it as a male.

You can get that cant you?
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2011, 04:11:59 PM »
Gay as fuck. You may as well fuck men.
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2011, 04:13:50 PM »
jeebus. Just be honest, don't be a dick be honest. But kind of sounds she's in stage one cling on stage...RED FLAG


on a side note: why would you have relations (sexually) if her goop smells icky
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2011, 04:20:17 PM »
Quote from: papercut on September 07, 2011, 03:23:36 PM
Sometimes you tire of porn after watching 30 000 clips and realize you want the real thing. and then you have that girl that looks ok, not your style really.. But you know she will suck it, she might even suggest it in texts when youre at your horniest and its hard not to do it as a male.

You can get that cant you?
I reckon.

I would still rather masturbate than have stink sex.
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2011, 04:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on September 07, 2011, 04:13:50 PM
jeebus. Just be honest, don't be a dick be honest. But kind of sounds she's in stage one cling on stage...RED FLAG


on a side note: why would you have relations (sexually) if her goop smells icky

Runningbucket, I've read yous aying things like this, I don't think you really understand men, if we say we don;t like clingy girls it's because we're trying to sound like we're in demand and reject a lot of women, which we think is cool, but in actuality we are not paranoid about girls getting clingy
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Re: Advice needed
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2011, 04:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on September 07, 2011, 02:50:31 PM
Doggy style and I make sure it does not touch me,,,,I jump back out of the way......yeh it smells rather bad...thus the sickly feel...

she does have videos on her black berry - I will try and get one to post...
What does the "liquid" smell like? To give us a description of the smell...
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2011, 04:40:58 PM »
Quote from: apply85 on September 07, 2011, 04:36:08 PM
Runningbucket, I've read yous aying things like this, I don't think you really understand men, if we say we don;t like clingy girls it's because we're trying to sound like we're in demand and reject a lot of women, which we think is cool, but in actuality we are not paranoid about girls getting clingy

NOT one dude I know likes the clingy type
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2011, 04:42:47 PM »
TO be honest, when girls squirt it tastes and smells like water and isn't sticky or anything like what oozes when you fuck them for a long time in the same position, ur either bsing or need should get your girlfriend checked out
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2011, 04:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Runningmom on September 07, 2011, 04:40:58 PM
NOT one dude I know likes the clingy type

HATE a clingy bitchhh... ugh get a life bitchh don't make my world revolve around yours .... i told this to girls before "how did you live your life before you met me  ???"
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Re: Advice needed (Squirter Involved)
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2011, 04:46:02 PM »
having been with a couple squirters myself, I find it a big turnoff.  doesn't matter how hot they are, it is a mix of emotions.  I am partly glad I got them to the point of losing control and it makes me feel good about myself, but then there is the side of me that is completely disgusted by them losing control of their bodily functions and soaking me in the process.  I know it has a huge fetish following, but it does nothing for me.
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