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Title: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: The_Hammer on September 08, 2011, 05:14:14 PM
About and hour ago I was shopping at the Wal-Mart on Tropicana and I ran into Dennis and his wife in the hygiene products section.

The guy is absolutely HUGE! He was wearing a grey sweat shirt and pretty much covered up which was bizarre since it's about 100 degrees out here. I told him I was a big fan and that he looked better than Cutler.  We chit chatted for about 10 minutes mostly about Vegas.  I didn't know he lives here now.  I could tell his English has improved.

The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good.  Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Nails on September 08, 2011, 05:17:21 PM
About and hour ago I was shopping at the Wal-Mart on Tropicana and I ran into Dennis and his wife in the hygiene products section.

The guy is absolutely HUGE! He was wearing a grey sweat shirt and pretty much covered up which was bizarre since it's about 100 degrees out here. I told him I was a big fan and that he looked better than Cutler.  We chit chatted for about 10 minutes mostly about Vegas.  I didn't know he lives here now.  I could tell his English has improved.

The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good.  Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.


what do you expect.. she is married to an IFBB pro.. she hasn't gotten dick in years ... but its all you my man... im not even going to fight you for her


and he has to cover up... someone with his skin complexion can get cancer the second he takes off his sweat shirt
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Nails on September 08, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
is this the wife?


(http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr24/wolfvik83/Dennis%20Wolf/100_2305.jpg)




or this one????


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=274968.0;attach=314447;image)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Ex Coelis on September 08, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
why would you disparage the woman's good name?
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Marty Champions on September 08, 2011, 05:25:03 PM
seems the type of woman who would lick your balls and ass hole without having to tell her
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: WillGrant on September 08, 2011, 05:25:31 PM
why would you disparage the woman's good name?
The Hammer's posts in the past have been all full of shit so no doubt he is still spinning the same record - in fact I think he is a basher of Dennis but now he is a fan  ::)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: jwb on September 08, 2011, 05:30:52 PM
I hope she is a good cook.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on September 08, 2011, 05:51:58 PM
I hope she is has a good cock.

fixed  ;D
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Don_Dada on September 08, 2011, 07:12:08 PM
The_Hammer is a chronic liar.

He likes to post pics; and claim that he is the person in the pic.. Of course it turns out to be complete bullsh#t. This happened at least twice!!

Hammer has no character... Even by getbig standards!!
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Adam86 on September 08, 2011, 07:18:38 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: 3Dkiller on September 08, 2011, 07:24:58 PM
The_Hammer is a chronic liar.

He likes to post pics; and claim that he is the person in the pic.. Of course it turns out to be complete bullsh#t. This happened at least twice!!

Hammer has no character... Even by getbig standards!!

i agree he's full of bullshit.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: deadz on September 08, 2011, 08:07:08 PM
i agree he's full of bullshit.
yup
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Ex Coelis on September 08, 2011, 08:09:32 PM
...
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Natural Man on September 08, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
...

(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/f/fb/ChickenDanceElmoKids.jpg)

(http://blog.foodscrooge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/12.jpg)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Meso_z on September 08, 2011, 11:13:59 PM
About and hour ago I was shopping at the Wal-Mart on Tropicana and I ran into Dennis and his wife in the hygiene products section.

The guy is absolutely HUGE! He was wearing a grey sweat shirt and pretty much covered up which was bizarre since it's about 100 degrees out here. I told him I was a big fan and that he looked better than Cutler.  We chit chatted for about 10 minutes mostly about Vegas.  I didn't know he lives here now.  I could tell his English has improved.

The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good.  Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.
What a clown.  ;D
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: blackpele on September 08, 2011, 11:22:21 PM
About and hour ago I was shopping at the Wal-Mart on Tropicana and I ran into Dennis and his wife in the hygiene products section.

The guy is absolutely HUGE! He was wearing a grey sweat shirt and pretty much covered up which was bizarre since it's about 100 degrees out here. I told him I was a big fan and that he looked better than Cutler.  We chit chatted for about 10 minutes mostly about Vegas.  I didn't know he lives here now.  I could tell his English has improved.

The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good.  Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.
.

It's one thing to say hi and tell him that you are fan and it's another to bother him for ten minutes, wake up bro.................
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Emmortal on September 08, 2011, 11:53:23 PM
seems the type of woman who would lick your balls and ass hole without having to tell her

Germans have a fettish for filth.  Given their outward, usually very tidy and uptight demenour, they love to talk about shit, how big it was, often calling each other shit related nick names etc.  Kinda werid, but hey, whatever.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 12:40:03 AM
The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good. 
Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.

I don't think so....they usually kill them.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 02:04:10 AM
is this the wife?


(http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr24/wolfvik83/Dennis%20Wolf/100_2305.jpg)




I think this is his mother...
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 03:26:35 AM
(http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr24/wolfvik83/Dennis%20Wolf/100_2305.jpg)

Is he working for a local fast food chain?

Oh, and BTW, (http://epicyearproject.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/cool-story-bro.jpg)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: gym**rat on September 09, 2011, 05:57:46 AM
Germans have a fettish for filth.  Given their outward, usually very tidy and uptight demenour, they love to talk about shit, how big it was, often calling each other shit related nick names etc.  Kinda werid, but hey, whatever.

Hell, I thought I was 1/2 French but maybe my parents lied to me. I must be all German. Anyone want a pic of the massive shit loaf I pushed out this morning?
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: musclecenter on September 09, 2011, 06:03:55 AM
.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Meso_z on September 09, 2011, 06:16:12 AM
Epic boob job and tats.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: gym**rat on September 09, 2011, 06:19:40 AM
Epic boob job and tats.

I like it!!!!
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: makaveli25 on September 09, 2011, 06:21:23 AM
cool story bro.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 09, 2011, 06:22:17 AM
holy shit, op

don't you know the pros read getbig? this could get ugly
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 06:43:10 AM
.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=394312.0;attach=427754;image)

Would you let her bang you with a strap on, musclecenter?
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: musclecenter on September 09, 2011, 06:47:56 AM
Would you let her bang you with a strap on, musclecenter?
:o :-X
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: slaveboy1980 on September 09, 2011, 06:51:18 AM
musclecenter have you met (m)any asian female schmoes (schmoettes)?
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 07:02:32 AM
:o :-X

I'll take that as a yes
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 07:27:31 AM
Hell, I thought I was 1/2 French but maybe my parents lied to me. I must be all German. Anyone want a pic of the massive shit loaf I pushed out this morning?
Really at it today, gym**rat... ;D
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: MAXX on September 09, 2011, 07:28:22 AM
the_hammer is a troll. every now and then he creates threads like this.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 07:28:43 AM
Would you let her bang you with a strap on, musclecenter?
Don't say that to Musclecenter, the poor innocent man... :D
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 07:36:05 AM
Don't say that to Musclecenter, the poor innocent man... :D

Innocent man? No, he's rather a shy schmoe.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 07:38:22 AM
Innocent man? No, he's rather a shy schmoe.
I think he really IS the innocent, naive, soft guy we know...
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 07:49:38 AM
I think he really IS the innocent, naive, soft guy we know...

Don't forget he's an Asian. They like to play with emotions.
I'll bet his house is filled with IFBB pro pics, used posing trunks and other "props".
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: gym**rat on September 09, 2011, 07:52:00 AM
Really at it today, gym**rat... ;D

Hey there dutch. I am still sitting in a 3 hour long conference call so I figured I might as well talk about poop when the opportunity arises. I guess I should be listening but the shit on this board is much more interesting.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: CalvinH on September 09, 2011, 08:41:06 AM
Did you cum ???...sounds like it :-\
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: musclecenter on September 09, 2011, 09:05:37 AM
Don't forget he's an Asian. They like to play with emotions.
I'll bet his house is filled with IFBB pro pics, used posing trunks and other "props".
wrong,bro
in gym or my home,pics say it :)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Ex Coelis on September 09, 2011, 09:08:16 AM
wrong,bro
pics say it :)

haha I'm going to make that Christmas pic my background at work
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 09:31:01 AM
wrong,bro
in gym or my home,pics say it :)


LMAO, you're a funny schmoe, "bro", even Dennis understands English better than you.
Always update your pic? Guess it's almost 2012 in Taiwan  ;D
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: musclecenter on September 09, 2011, 09:34:35 AM

LMAO, you're a funny schmoe, "bro", even Dennis Ronny Rockel understands English better than you.
Always update your pic? Guess it's almost 2012 in Taiwan  ;D

fixed ;D
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: noc on September 09, 2011, 09:35:00 AM
MC laying down the law as usual  8)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
fixed ;D

OK, here's a test: "How do you feel?"

Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 10:32:21 AM
OK, here's a test: "How do you feel?"

It's amazing how little English they know. The French are even worse...
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Nails on September 09, 2011, 10:35:15 AM
It's amazing how little English they know. The French are even worse...

when i went to german for oktoberfest, alot of the germans were very friendly and would try their best to speak english... Man those french CockKSuckers in Paris refused to speak english... i asked this guy at a little supermarket where the kellogs Frosted Flakes were and he was like i dont speak english, yet he was watching Oceans 11 on tv in english  >:(
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 10:52:49 AM
It's amazing how little English they know. The French are even worse...

Both the Germans and French feel so superior, they expect everyone speak their languages fluently
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on September 09, 2011, 10:54:19 AM
Not sure what the French have to feel superior about.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 10:55:30 AM
Not sure what the French have to feel superior about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on September 09, 2011, 10:55:52 AM
LOL
OK, here's a test: "How do you feel?"


Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 10:59:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
But they're not that short, and the country's not small. The problem is they still consider themselves a world power, but they haven't won a war since the 18th century....
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: musclecenter on September 09, 2011, 11:08:21 AM
OK, here's a test: "How do you feel?"


;D
Q,"How do you feel?"
A,"You looks great"
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 11:11:23 AM
But they're not that short, and the country's not small. The problem is they still consider themselves a world power, but they haven't won a war since the 18th century....

Agree, just like with the Germans, the WW has a big impact on their confidence. To me it seems that the French are begging for recognition how great they actually are. Without that recognition they feel themselves figuratively "small".
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 11:12:03 AM
Does the average Taiwanese speak other languages, Musclecenter ?
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 09, 2011, 11:14:07 AM
;D
Q,"How do you feel?"
A,"Good, but even better if you poked me with that microphone"

No sir, here's the fix
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: musclecenter on September 09, 2011, 11:15:48 AM
Does the average Taiwanese speak other languages, Musclecenter ?
Chinese,Taiwanese,English......
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 09, 2011, 11:17:13 AM
;D
Q,"How do you feel?"
A,"Jetzt ficken wir, jah ?"

Fixed.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 13, 2014, 04:20:05 AM
About and hour ago I was shopping at the Wal-Mart on Tropicana and I ran into Dennis and his wife in the hygiene products section.

The guy is absolutely HUGE! He was wearing a grey sweat shirt and pretty much covered up which was bizarre since it's about 100 degrees out here. I told him I was a big fan and that he looked better than Cutler.  We chit chatted for about 10 minutes mostly about Vegas.  I didn't know he lives here now.  I could tell his English has improved.

The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good.  Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.

Bump
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: Purge_WTF on June 13, 2014, 06:17:50 AM
About and hour ago I was shopping at the Wal-Mart on Tropicana and I ran into Dennis and his wife in the hygiene products section.

The guy is absolutely HUGE! He was wearing a grey sweat shirt and pretty much covered up which was bizarre since it's about 100 degrees out here. I told him I was a big fan and that he looked better than Cutler.  We chit chatted for about 10 minutes mostly about Vegas.  I didn't know he lives here now.  I could tell his English has improved.

The most bizarre thing though was his wife.  She really didn't say a word to me other than "uhuh" and "yeah".  Maybe her English isn't as good as Dennis'.  In the middle of the conversation she starts stroking my arm (folded) with the tip of her finger and it REALLY caught me off guard.  It tickled and I blushed.  I had to hide my embarrassment and pretend I was paying 100% attention to Dennis.  Honestly I like being touched and it felt good.  Maybe it's a German thing to touch strangers.

I believe this.

Really, I do.

No really, I do.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 13, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Didn't know they sell calves at Walmart
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: nasht5 on June 13, 2014, 09:48:20 AM
I've never seen Wolfes wife smile in a photo.
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 13, 2014, 12:09:44 PM
Were you wearing shorts? I wonder if the wife touched you because she saw your calves compared to his :-\
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: affeman on June 13, 2014, 12:27:05 PM
I've never seen Wolfes wife smile in a photo.

(http://1.2.3.13/bmi/www.bodybuilding-gallery.com/free/gallery/Posedown/Special/2005-05_FIBO-2005/Part-4/b_IMG_0986.jpg)
Title: Re: Just Met Dennis Wolf & Wife At Wal-Mart (Bizarre)
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 14, 2014, 12:41:22 PM
I've never seen Wolfes wife smile in a photo.

Who cares? It won't make her prettier.