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Title: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 06:07:23 AM

I would like to ask my Egyptian brotha, Sherief Shalaby to be the one to deliver this very sad news.


I guess you can find out about it on Facebook and then pass the word over here  8)
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: JasonH on September 15, 2011, 06:14:28 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 15, 2011, 06:18:18 AM
My mama, right after she found me hunched over the keyboard in her basement.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: CalvinH on September 15, 2011, 06:27:33 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.


You'd finally make a list...the GB dead list!
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 06:43:49 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.

Thats the whole point of this post!  Instead of just disappearing why not have someone announce it.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: JasonH on September 15, 2011, 07:48:49 AM
Thats the whole point of this post!  Instead of just disappearing why not have someone announce it.

But that's a paradox - if you're dead, how would anyone ever know to announce it in the first place?

I mean, Onlyme died, but he had loads of friends and acquaintances in the industry so they all knew and posted here, but someone like me who is relatively anonymous and isn't involved in the bodybuilding industry would go un-noticed and uncelebrated. 
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 07:56:25 AM
Mars in obviously the only choice.

"he be dead. PIP."
Followed by a picture of a dog taking a shit in an asian womans ear.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: 240 is Back on September 15, 2011, 08:06:10 AM
My death would be announced on Pro BBing Weekly.   They'd bring Bob Chic and King Kamali on to sing my praises. 

Bob would talk about the bonding we did in Tampa in 2008, and King would confirm the "going to Ft Myers to kick my punk ass" was all just a publicity prank to raise his profile as a bad-boy after he saw how I put Titus on the message board map. 

I would hope everyone would try Merlot + Diet Mt Dew in my honor, and start a few Sarah Palin appreciation threads.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: tom joad on September 15, 2011, 08:12:06 AM
probably had a pre-existing condition.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BayGBM on September 15, 2011, 09:46:39 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.

x2
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:14:53 AM

Well my theory is that - I'm friends on facebook with a couple of GetBiggers....  If I die... I'm guessing (hoping) my family would post something on my facebook wall like, "he was loved, PIP, etc etc"... so when one of the getbiggers I'm friends with on facebook sees that, he would then post it on GETBIG...  And I'm designating (and asking) Sherief Shalaby to do that for me  ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Meso_z on September 15, 2011, 10:20:19 AM
Your mom.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Man of Steel on September 15, 2011, 10:21:06 AM
Mars in obviously the only choice.

"he be dead. PIP."
Followed by a picture of a dog taking a shit in an asian womans ear.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAH!!!!!  I haven't LOL'd on Getbig this hard in a long time!!!
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BiGHer on September 15, 2011, 10:22:14 AM
gh15 or W8M8.  gh15 because that would probably mean I had some sort of successful bodybuilding career and he had respect for me.  W8M8 cuz that's my GetBig crush right there and that would mean she took some sort of interest in me, unless of course she was posting about it in celebration  :'(.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: bike nut on September 15, 2011, 10:23:00 AM
I would like to ask my Egyptian brotha, Sherief Shalaby to be the one to deliver this very sad news.

I guess you can find out about it on Facebook and then pass the word over here  8)

Why would you pick a thongstain like Shalaby to deliver the news?

The thread would turn into 22 pages of him arguing with Groink that his 127 lb physique trumps 245 lbs of solid muscle.

 ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: CalvinH on September 15, 2011, 10:23:26 AM
unless of course she was posting about it in celebration  :'(.


 ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: jaejonna on September 15, 2011, 10:28:14 AM
If I died I would like Sarcasm to deliver the news.....then tell everyone what a tiny tit I was.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:29:11 AM
Why would you pick a thongstain like Shalaby to deliver the news?

The thread would turn into 22 pages of him arguing with Groink that his 127 lb physique trumps 245 lbs of solid muscle.

 ;D

Because aside from him being friends with me on facebook - he lives in Egypt and may see the obituary in the newspaper!   ;)
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: bike nut on September 15, 2011, 10:33:51 AM
Because aside from him being friends with me on facebook - he lives in Egypt and may see the obituary in the newspaper!   ;)

Do thirty-something year old men usually have "friends" on the Facebook?  ;D

Big Ache.....is there something you and the thongstain aren't telling us?

 ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Army of One on September 15, 2011, 10:35:19 AM
If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak
How far would they have to dig the grave to hide that big schnoz?

Sorry Big Ach but someone had to say it.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 15, 2011, 10:38:38 AM
gh15 of course. He knows everything anyway..
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:39:22 AM
Do thirty-something year old men usually have "friends" on the Facebook?  ;D

Big Ache.....is there something you and the thongstain aren't telling us?

 ;D

First of all its 20-somehthing!  Still got 1 more year til the big 30!

If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak


Second - I will do my best to get a picture out on here of me flexing the bicep while I'm on the ground - I don't get it, why will everest cease to be the tallest peak?

How far would they have to dig the grave to hide that big schnoz?

Sorry Big Ach but someone had to say it.

LOL - how does every single one of my posts end up with a nose joke :-D  wtf! LOL
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 10:40:21 AM
First of all its 20-somehthing!  Still got 1 more year til the big 30!


Second - I will do my best to get a picture out on here of me flexing the bicep while I'm on the ground - I don't get it, why will everest cease to be the tallest peak?

LOL - how does every single one of my posts end up with a nose joke :-D  wtf! LOL
Because of your nose...booom twice in one thread
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:41:08 AM
Because of your nose...booom twice in one thread

Hahahhaha ok - now I get it LOL  That was actually one of the more clever ones!

Army of One - Fuck you!  ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: bike nut on September 15, 2011, 10:44:50 AM
LOL - how does every single one of my posts end up with a nose joke :-D  wtf! LOL

Well Big Ache.....I was going to ask why the Guinness Book of World Records wouldn't post the obituary on GetGay, but I thought it was too obvious.

 ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:47:33 AM
Well Big Ache.....I was going to ask why the Guinness Book of World Records wouldn't post the obituary on GetGay, but I thought it was too obvious.

 ;D

lol good effort, good effort!

The schnozz salutes you!

(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/pizza.jpg)
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 15, 2011, 10:57:21 AM
Ursus or donny2600, they would read it on the newspaper here cos I couldn't see my death being a normal one that doesn't make the front page. All going well I won't die though
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 11:23:55 AM
lol good effort, good effort!

The schnozz salutes you!

(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/pizza.jpg)
Mother of god you could smoke a cigarette in the shower with that thing
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 11:26:27 AM
Ursus or donny2600, they would read it on the newspaper here cos I couldn't see my death being a normal one that doesn't make the front page. All going well I won't die though
Headline would read - "He died for you bitches!"

Hopefully we won't be reading about that big man.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The True Adonis on September 15, 2011, 11:33:35 AM
I want someone to write this when I`m no longer a sentient being:

Oh, well — he wasn't going
to write Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on September 15, 2011, 12:25:55 PM
I would like to ask my Egyptian brotha, Sherief Shalaby to be the one to deliver this very sad news.


I guess you can find out about it on Facebook and then pass the word over here  8)
                             
dont worry bro. Just do it and leave the rest to me :)                                                                

jk. May you live a long happy life bro.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Alex23 on September 15, 2011, 12:47:20 PM
Obviously, the fella gh15 would be the first one to report on my death...

How can you guys not get it by now...

 
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: G_Thang on September 15, 2011, 02:08:34 PM
lol good effort, good effort!

The schnozz salutes you!

(http://www.ahmedelattar.com/images/pizza.jpg)

more gum tissue than melvin anthony
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: jaejonna on September 15, 2011, 03:20:36 PM
Obviously, the fella gh15 would be the first one to report on my death...

How can you guys not get it by now...

 

Epic talking about one's self in high regard.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: cephissus on September 15, 2011, 03:27:04 PM
If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 15, 2011, 03:50:06 PM
Obviously, the fella gh15 would be the first one to report on my death...

How can you guys not get it by now...

 

Kill yourself and find out
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Tre on September 15, 2011, 03:54:50 PM

You bros here at GetBig have been great to me since long before Blockhead ruled the internet, but I would have to select Jennifer THE BEAST Cowan to inform GB of my untimely demise. 
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: SF1900 on September 15, 2011, 04:10:00 PM
How far would they have to dig the grave to hide that big schnoz?

Sorry Big Ach but someone had to say it.

dont forget his big ears, forehead and gums  :D :D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 15, 2011, 05:13:28 PM
I would want no one other then the great master himself, The True Adonis, to announce this news followed up by, "Ohh well... he wasn't going to win Ronnie Colemans 9th Olympia".  ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Hulkotron on September 15, 2011, 05:14:56 PM
I would have to go with BDB.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The True Adonis on September 15, 2011, 05:19:50 PM
I would want no one other then the great master himself, The True Adonis, to announce this news followed up by, "Ohh well... he wasn't going to win Ronnie Colemans 9th Olympia".  ;D
Yes, I will have you written in my will my friend and to get your share, you will have to announce my death.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: whitewidow on September 15, 2011, 05:21:17 PM
Well my theory is that - I'm friends on facebook with a couple of GetBiggers....  If I die... I'm guessing (hoping) my family would post something on my facebook wall like, "he was loved, PIP, etc etc"... so when one of the getbiggers I'm friends with on facebook sees that, he would then post it on GETBIG...  And I'm designating (and asking) Sherief Shalaby to do that for me  ;D

Big ach are you sick brother? cancer? is that why you gotta meet nasser?Jk! but seriously why think about this unless you are going to die soon and know it?Talking about death is bad karma. live your life to the fullest
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: 2ND COMING on September 15, 2011, 05:22:58 PM
I would like to ask my Egyptian brotha, Sherief Shalaby to be the one to deliver this very sad news.


I guess you can find out about it on Facebook and then pass the word over here  8)

easy on the new topic button, muhammad.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 15, 2011, 05:28:26 PM
Yes, I will have you written in my will my friend and to get your share, you will have to announce my death.
I would gladly do so but Jezebelle would have to contact me immediately to inform me of the horrible news. I hope she has my contact information.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: tbombz on September 15, 2011, 05:38:06 PM
Flower would probably be the one.

I don't think he is aware of me but maybe if Basile is in the states he could go to my funeral and could report back on how everyone talked about how funny and cool I was 8)  
;D



when i die i will orchestrate it so that every getbigger makes a thread to inform the rest of getbig that i have died, at the exact same time, so that when everybody finishes posting their r.i.p thread in my memory, they will see an entire g&o page filled with the same.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 15, 2011, 05:40:00 PM
;D



when i die i will orchestrate it so that every getbigger makes a thread to inform the rest of getbig that i have died, at the exact same time, so that when everybody finishes posting their r.i.p thread in my memory, they will see an entire g&o page filled with the same.
Ohh boy... we should start a dead pool for you. I can't imagine you lasting another 5 years.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: tbombz on September 15, 2011, 05:40:51 PM
Ohh boy... we should start a dead pool for you. I can't imagine you lasting another 5 years.
nah ive got at least 15 in me
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: jaejonna on September 15, 2011, 05:45:06 PM
nah ive got at least 15 in me
black guys right ?
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: tbombz on September 15, 2011, 05:45:37 PM
black guys right ?
just one.
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on September 15, 2011, 05:47:15 PM
black guys right ?
;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: CT_Muscle on September 15, 2011, 05:49:07 PM
black guys right ?

JJ bringin the funny tonight.....gotta be sour diesel
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: kiwiol on September 16, 2011, 02:01:40 AM
black guys right ?

 ;D
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Deicide on September 16, 2011, 02:55:37 AM
Stella or Donkey Kong

And you mean, when you die, not if...
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: Army of One on September 16, 2011, 03:09:43 AM
black guys right ?

HAHAHA, I can just imagine his fatass not being able to sit on his dirtbike for a week, from all the negro dong he gets when he raids his parents bank acount for another coke binge
Title: Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
Post by: w8m8 on September 16, 2011, 06:23:39 AM
gh15 or W8M8.  gh15 because that would probably mean I had some sort of successful bodybuilding career and he had respect for me.  W8M8 cuz that's my GetBig crush right there and that would mean she took some sort of interest in me, unless of course she was posting about it in celebration  :'(.

 ;D

 :-*


There's only one poster here that I would celebrate becoming wormfood  8)

Plenty I would miss though  :'(