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BIG ACH

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If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« on: September 15, 2011, 06:07:23 AM »

I would like to ask my Egyptian brotha, Sherief Shalaby to be the one to deliver this very sad news.


I guess you can find out about it on Facebook and then pass the word over here  8)
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 06:14:28 AM »
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 06:18:18 AM »
My mama, right after she found me hunched over the keyboard in her basement.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 06:27:33 AM »
Quote from: JasonH on September 15, 2011, 06:14:28 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.


You'd finally make a list...the GB dead list!
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BIG ACH

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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 06:43:49 AM »
Quote from: JasonH on September 15, 2011, 06:14:28 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.

Thats the whole point of this post!  Instead of just disappearing why not have someone announce it.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 07:48:49 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 06:43:49 AM
Thats the whole point of this post!  Instead of just disappearing why not have someone announce it.

But that's a paradox - if you're dead, how would anyone ever know to announce it in the first place?

I mean, Onlyme died, but he had loads of friends and acquaintances in the industry so they all knew and posted here, but someone like me who is relatively anonymous and isn't involved in the bodybuilding industry would go un-noticed and uncelebrated. 
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 07:56:25 AM »
Mars in obviously the only choice.

"he be dead. PIP."
Followed by a picture of a dog taking a shit in an asian womans ear.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 08:06:10 AM »
My death would be announced on Pro BBing Weekly.   They'd bring Bob Chic and King Kamali on to sing my praises. 

Bob would talk about the bonding we did in Tampa in 2008, and King would confirm the "going to Ft Myers to kick my punk ass" was all just a publicity prank to raise his profile as a bad-boy after he saw how I put Titus on the message board map. 

I would hope everyone would try Merlot + Diet Mt Dew in my honor, and start a few Sarah Palin appreciation threads.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 08:12:06 AM »
probably had a pre-existing condition.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 09:46:39 AM »
Quote from: JasonH on September 15, 2011, 06:14:28 AM
If I died, no-one would even notice on Getbig - I guess they would never find out. I would just stop posting one day but I don't think anyone would draw attention to it. I think it would probably be the same for most guys on here.

Not looking for sympathy - just saying.

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BIG ACH

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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2011, 10:14:53 AM »

Well my theory is that - I'm friends on facebook with a couple of GetBiggers....  If I die... I'm guessing (hoping) my family would post something on my facebook wall like, "he was loved, PIP, etc etc"... so when one of the getbiggers I'm friends with on facebook sees that, he would then post it on GETBIG...  And I'm designating (and asking) Sherief Shalaby to do that for me  ;D
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 10:20:19 AM »
Your mom.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 10:21:06 AM »
Quote from: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 07:56:25 AM
Mars in obviously the only choice.

"he be dead. PIP."
Followed by a picture of a dog taking a shit in an asian womans ear.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAH!!!!!  I haven't LOL'd on Getbig this hard in a long time!!!
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 10:22:14 AM »
gh15 or W8M8.  gh15 because that would probably mean I had some sort of successful bodybuilding career and he had respect for me.  W8M8 cuz that's my GetBig crush right there and that would mean she took some sort of interest in me, unless of course she was posting about it in celebration  :'(.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2011, 10:23:00 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 06:07:23 AM
I would like to ask my Egyptian brotha, Sherief Shalaby to be the one to deliver this very sad news.

I guess you can find out about it on Facebook and then pass the word over here  8)

Why would you pick a thongstain like Shalaby to deliver the news?

The thread would turn into 22 pages of him arguing with Groink that his 127 lb physique trumps 245 lbs of solid muscle.

 ;D
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 10:23:26 AM »
Quote from: BiGHer on September 15, 2011, 10:22:14 AM
unless of course she was posting about it in celebration  :'(.


 ;D
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 10:28:14 AM »
If I died I would like Sarcasm to deliver the news.....then tell everyone what a tiny tit I was.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2011, 10:29:11 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on September 15, 2011, 10:23:00 AM
Why would you pick a thongstain like Shalaby to deliver the news?

The thread would turn into 22 pages of him arguing with Groink that his 127 lb physique trumps 245 lbs of solid muscle.

 ;D

Because aside from him being friends with me on facebook - he lives in Egypt and may see the obituary in the newspaper!   ;)
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2011, 10:33:51 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:29:11 AM
Because aside from him being friends with me on facebook - he lives in Egypt and may see the obituary in the newspaper!   ;)

Do thirty-something year old men usually have "friends" on the Facebook?  ;D

Big Ache.....is there something you and the thongstain aren't telling us?

 ;D
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2011, 10:35:19 AM »
If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2011, 10:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 15, 2011, 10:35:19 AM
If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak
How far would they have to dig the grave to hide that big schnoz?

Sorry Big Ach but someone had to say it.
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2011, 10:38:38 AM »
gh15 of course. He knows everything anyway..
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BIG ACH

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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2011, 10:39:22 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on September 15, 2011, 10:33:51 AM
Do thirty-something year old men usually have "friends" on the Facebook?  ;D

Big Ache.....is there something you and the thongstain aren't telling us?

 ;D

First of all its 20-somehthing!  Still got 1 more year til the big 30!

Quote from: Army of One on September 15, 2011, 10:35:19 AM
If Big Ach dies Im sure he'll post a picture of it  ::) The second he falls flat on his back will be the day Everest ceases to be the tallest peak


Second - I will do my best to get a picture out on here of me flexing the bicep while I'm on the ground - I don't get it, why will everest cease to be the tallest peak?

Quote from: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
How far would they have to dig the grave to hide that big schnoz?

Sorry Big Ach but someone had to say it.

LOL - how does every single one of my posts end up with a nose joke :-D  wtf! LOL
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2011, 10:40:21 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on September 15, 2011, 10:39:22 AM
First of all its 20-somehthing!  Still got 1 more year til the big 30!


Second - I will do my best to get a picture out on here of me flexing the bicep while I'm on the ground - I don't get it, why will everest cease to be the tallest peak?

LOL - how does every single one of my posts end up with a nose joke :-D  wtf! LOL
Because of your nose...booom twice in one thread
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Re: If you die - who would you like to be the one to deliver the news to GETBIG?
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2011, 10:41:08 AM »
Quote from: d0nny2600 on September 15, 2011, 10:40:21 AM
Because of your nose...booom twice in one thread

Hahahhaha ok - now I get it LOL  That was actually one of the more clever ones!

Army of One - Fuck you!  ;D
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