My death would be announced on Pro BBing Weekly. They'd bring Bob Chic and King Kamali on to sing my praises.
Bob would talk about the bonding we did in Tampa in 2008, and King would confirm the "going to Ft Myers to kick my punk ass" was all just a publicity prank to raise his profile as a bad-boy after he saw how I put Titus on the message board map.
I would hope everyone would try Merlot + Diet Mt Dew in my honor, and start a few Sarah Palin appreciation threads.