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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: JOHN MATRIX on October 01, 2011, 01:52:23 AM
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i try my best to think of it as funny..but cannot help but feel a little bit of shame and disgust while and after taking a shit, it is just such a horrible and disgraceful act..afterwards i stroll back into the office as if nothing happened, all the while feeling treacherous in the back of my mind as i know despite the calm and friendliness the inhuman act i just committed in the toilet
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Wow. Just... wow.
Try pooping in a public place, maybe you won't feel so disgusted... or maybe you will be downright disgusting.
Start by taking a dump at a Truckstop.
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Go live in the wild with a tent for a few months, you wouldnt care after a while.
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I feel disgust when there is a unisex bathroom at a workplace and from the breakroom you hear some fat bitch blasting then she walks out fast trying not to be seen knowing damn well she didn't wash her hands. She was a cook at KFC when I worked there as a teen. 25 years later and I am sure she is still there. Fuck I made myself sick thinking of that moment.
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I feel disgust when there is a unisex bathroom at a workplace and from the breakroom you hear some fat bitch blasting then she walks out fast trying not to be seen knowing damn well she didn't wash her hands. She was a cook at KFC when I worked there as a teen. 25 years later and I am sure she is still there. Fuck I made myself sick thinking of that moment.
ROFL
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Wow. Just... wow.
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yes i hear you john, i do feel disgusted when i take part in this despickable act. thats why i prefer to take a shit and then a shower because i feel disgusting otherwise. sometimes i think about women too, a lot of them ugly and hot ones are walking around with a dirty anus and perhaps unclean underwear too. its one of these things in life i have a hard time dealing with. friends of mine think im obsessed with it. i even dont think i can live with a girl anymore that has on which way possible confronted me with the women poo they do thing.
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yes i hear you john, i do feel disgusted when i take part in this despickable act. thats why i prefer to take a shit and then a shower because i feel disgusting otherwise. sometimes i think about women too, a lot of them ugly and hot ones are walking around with a dirty anus and perhaps unclean underwear too. its one of these things in life i have a hard time dealing with. friends of mine think im obsessed with it. i even dont think i can live with a girl anymore that has on which way possible confronted me with the women poo they do thing.
this has always troubled me too, the thought that each woman also makes shit, no matter how hot the ass...i live in an extremely hot and humid climate and my mind always torments me by popping into my head the reminder that a woman no matter how hot probably has 'swamp-ass' at that very moment and how her ass cheeks would emit a pungent swiss cheese odor if we were to fuck that very instant...it is disturbing and makes life troublesome, would not have this problem if i lived in the great California or other such nice non-humid climates.
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I like to poop in my hand and show my mommy and she tells me I am a good boy and is proud of me ;D
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Civilised people wash their shit-chutes after taking a dump.
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when i poop and clean my poophole then i go to my room and gently slide my finger around my butthole and then i sniff its so good
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I only feel immense pride
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this has always troubled me too, the thought that each woman also makes shit, no matter how hot the ass...
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I only feel immense pride
X2 your parents must of really fucked you guys up.
Granted I don't like shitting if I go out, and will feel dirty out in public but that makes sense. But while I'm actually shitting I'm just hoping for a nice dump.
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Get some baby wipes. Problem solved.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/479px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png)
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Sometimes I'm proud, like I just gave birth or something.
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A question for the gays: Does getting rammed up your ass give you a reverse shitting feeling?
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shit birth is a truly blessed event
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Last week I had to fart real bad, I did it (alone af course) in the elevator at work. The smell was inhuman. My room is across the hall there, so I could see one of my bosses entering the elevator just after I entered my room.
That put a big grin on my face, that lasted the whole day...
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if you're really into a woman and she strikes you as super hot i don't see the problem with her taking a dump nearby..........i thought getbiggers were tougher mofos but then again:(
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shit birth is a truly blessed event
Yes, it's the closet thing to Nirvana...
Watch your step beside you, that's my shit birth...
Sometimes I almost knock myself out....and then when you see the glorious "shit birth" you cannot be anymore happier (other than creating yellow snow).
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I feel proud when I can disgust people that come into the restroom after I shit.
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I feel proud when I can disgust people that come into the restroom after I shit.
And especially when you used up the last piece op paper.... ;D
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Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.
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i remember when we went to FIBO this year and i had to go bake one really bad and most of the toilets were occupied and you could hear all kinds of noises coming out like stepping on toads and cockroaches............. .guess it was from all those useless free samples they were giving away at the stands
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i remember when we went to FIBO this year and i had to go bake one really bad and most of the toilets were occupied and you could hear all kinds of noises coming out like stepping on toads and cockroaches............. .guess it was from all those useless free samples they were giving away at the stands
;D This thread is hilarious...
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where's that titus shitter story from a few years back?
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I like to poop in my hand and show my mommy and she tells me I am a good boy and is proud of me ;D
Did you learn to finger-paint too?
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Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.
Only a beta gets embarrassed by something they have no control over.
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Awesome thread, I just made my wife sit down and read it. She told me she doesn't poop, I am starting to think she may be lieing....hmmm.........
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I enjoy passing my bowels at work, it's a double sense of satisfaction. One because my toilet at home stays tidy, two because I love to leave all that crap for somebody else to have to clean that mess and enjoy the aroma.
well not really, i do use that brush while flushing to remove most of the shit
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we need to kill the OP, people like OP responsible for most death/stupidity/misery in the world
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i try my best to think of it as funny..but cannot help but feel a little bit of shame and disgust while and after taking a shit, it is just such a horrible and disgraceful act..afterwards i stroll back into the office as if nothing happened, all the while feeling treacherous in the back of my mind as i know despite the calm and friendliness the inhuman act i just committed in the toilet
let me guess, your mommy told you since day one taking a shit was "nasty" and "bad" ....
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adult humans who feel shame and disgust at such a natural and necessary occurrence are genetic undesirables, they need to be culled for the better future of humanity
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Civilised people wash their shit-chutes after taking a dump.
You're quite uncivilized yourself Alan.
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I focus on contracting my abs and quads while shitting - valuable time
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I don't give a shit.
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I focus on contracting my abs and quads while shitting - valuable time
I do an exercise I call the Toilet Seat(ed) Calf Raise...
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I focus on contracting my abs and quads while shitting - valuable time
Yes the "hover your ass over the toilet" movement, excellent static hold for the quads and glutes.
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Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.
Don't be a fag. I would have charged them for my autograph for such a show
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Awesome thread, I just made my wife sit down and read it. She told me she doesn't poop, I am starting to think she may be lieing....hmmm.........
Women don't like this kind of humor...not kidding.
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Yes the "hover your ass over the toilet" movement, excellent static hold for the quads and glutes.
Yes - depends on the locations. I've been in some gas station bathrooms that could be classified as hazmat zones
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Yes the "hover your ass over the toilet" movement, excellent static hold for the quads and glutes.
be careful, your asshole should be programmed to be very tight at all time unless sitting on a toilet completely relaxed
continue doing this and sooner or later you will have a rectal prolapse while doing squats
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Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.
That was you?! LOL!!
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be careful, your asshole should be programmed to be very tight at all time unless sitting on a toilet completely relaxed
continue doing this and sooner or later you will have a rectal prolapse while doing squats
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rqMAyuq2-P0/R5RQXsPjV-I/AAAAAAAAAAk/fprNqu6PVEM/s320/weightlifter.jpg)
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he posts here.
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he posts here.
Pretty well played. His dropping of the article looked weak though.
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At first, and then I enjoy the deep tissue massage.
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Pretty well played. His dropping of the article looked weak though.
haha how desperate someone has to be ;D
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haha how desperate someone has to be ;D
By the look of that dude, he hasn't been laid in years. He probably had an all night masturbation session thinking about that aroma
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By the look of that dude, he hasn't been laid in years. He probably had an all night masturbation session thinking about that aroma
he probably didnt even smelled anything, that must have sucked for him.
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Most (read: normal) people feel relief. Which, when you think about it, is as it should be.
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The best piece of advice I've ever got was this:
picture the prettiest girl you know taking a humongous dump laced w/ corn, peanuts and chewing gum.
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The best piece of advice I've ever got was this:
picture the prettiest girl you know taking a humongous dump laced w/ corn, peanuts and chewing gum.
These advices will take you far in life
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The best piece of advice I've ever got was this:
picture the prettiest girl you know taking a humongous dump laced w/ corn, peanuts and chewing gum.
Should one eat the corn or the peanuts first?
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depends on the countries tradition
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i try my best to think of it as funny..but cannot help but feel a little bit of shame and disgust while and after taking a shit, it is just such a horrible and disgraceful act..afterwards i stroll back into the office as if nothing happened, all the while feeling treacherous in the back of my mind as i know despite the calm and friendliness the inhuman act i just committed in the toilet
you have major issues. Seriously, seek psychiatry help.
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:D