do you feel shame and disgust when pooping?

[kh300]

Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.

[Tito24]

[kreator]

i remember when we went to FIBO this year and i had to go bake one really bad and most of the toilets were occupied and you could hear all kinds of noises coming out like stepping on toads and cockroaches............. .guess it was from all those useless free samples they were giving away at the stands

[Dr Dutch]

i remember when we went to FIBO this year and i had to go bake one really bad and most of the toilets were occupied and you could hear all kinds of noises coming out like stepping on toads and cockroaches............. .guess it was from all those useless free samples they were giving away at the stands

  This thread is hilarious...

[240 is Back]

where's that titus shitter story from a few years back?

[dyslexic]

I like to poop in my hand and show my mommy and she tells me I am a good boy and is proud of me 

Did you learn to finger-paint too?

[MikMaq]

Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.

Only a beta gets embarrassed by something they have no control over.

[thelamefalsehood]

Awesome thread, I just made my wife sit down and read it. She told me she doesn't poop, I am starting to think she may be lieing....hmmm.........

[purenaturalstrength]

I enjoy passing my bowels at work, it's a double sense of satisfaction. One because my toilet at home stays tidy, two because I love to leave all that crap for somebody else to have to clean that mess and enjoy the aroma.



well not really, i do use that brush while flushing to remove most of the shit

[Kulutues]

we need to kill the OP, people like OP responsible for most death/stupidity/misery in the world

[Natural Man]

i try my best to think of it as funny..but cannot help but feel a little bit of shame and disgust while and after taking a shit, it is just such a horrible and disgraceful act..afterwards i stroll back into the office as if nothing happened, all the while feeling treacherous in the back of my mind as i know despite the calm and friendliness the inhuman act i just committed in the toilet

let me guess, your mommy told you since day one taking a shit was "nasty" and "bad" ....

[Kulutues]

adult humans who feel shame and disgust at such a natural and necessary occurrence are genetic undesirables, they need to be culled for the better future of humanity

[chaos]

Civilised people wash their shit-chutes after taking a dump.

You're quite uncivilized yourself Alan.

[JimmyJam1974]

I focus on contracting my abs and quads while shitting - valuable time

[freespirit]

I don't give a shit.

[Dr Dutch]

I focus on contracting my abs and quads while shitting - valuable time

I do an exercise I call the Toilet Seat(ed) Calf Raise...

[chaos]

I focus on contracting my abs and quads while shitting - valuable time

Yes the "hover your ass over the toilet" movement, excellent static hold for the quads and glutes.

[JimmyJam1974]

Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.

Don't be a fag. I would have charged them for my autograph for such a show

[Tito24]

[Dr Dutch]

Awesome thread, I just made my wife sit down and read it. She told me she doesn't poop, I am starting to think she may be lieing....hmmm.........

Women don't like this kind of humor...not kidding.

[JimmyJam1974]

Yes the "hover your ass over the toilet" movement, excellent static hold for the quads and glutes.

Yes - depends on the locations. I've been in some gas station bathrooms that could be classified as hazmat zones

[purenaturalstrength]

Yes the "hover your ass over the toilet" movement, excellent static hold for the quads and glutes.

be careful, your asshole should be programmed to be very tight at all time unless sitting on a toilet completely relaxed

continue doing this and sooner or later you will have a rectal prolapse while doing squats

[chaos]

Recently I was at an airport and ate some type of a cheese steak.. Then about 10 minutes later I could feel the massive shit brewing. So I run to the bathroom and the second my cheeks hit the seat it was strait up butt piss. As soon as it stopped and it got quiet, I could hear the guys in the other stalls giggling and trying not to laugh. It was pretty embarrassing.

That was you?! LOL!!

[JimmyJam1974]

be careful, your asshole should be programmed to be very tight at all time unless sitting on a toilet completely relaxed

continue doing this and sooner or later you will have a rectal prolapse while doing squats

[Tito24]

he posts here.