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After lunch I had my hair cut. And at the same place there is a chick that waxes out the hair in the back of my neck and a little of my eye brows too (no homo) in a closed room. Im a client of her for a long time and sometimes we fuck before/after she does her job. Since she got engaged a year ago she started giving me less openings but today when she locked the door after closing it I knew I was about to get some poontang from her again... a very nice 20 min fuck, I love that beauty saloon ;D
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I had sex with your mom and it was fucking great thanks for asking 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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I had sex with your mom and it was fucking great thanks for asking 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
I have two dads, did you fuck Ramone or Waldo? ;D
(and oh yea it was so obvious that i didnt see it coming, lol)
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ujelly I actually had sex today while u just fingered your asshole 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Do you tip extra for the hair cut with the fuck?
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ujelly I actually had sex today while u just fingered your asshole 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
;D
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Do you tip extra for the hair cut with the fuck?
its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed salons one time and I changed with her, wonder why ;D. But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.
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its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed saloons one time and I changed with her, wonder why ;D. But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.
So I'm confused. Is she a prostitute then?
Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode on this?
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my hand cramped up a bit so didn't finish.
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So I'm confused. Is she a prostitute then?
Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode on this?
no, she is a regular worker at a regular beauty sallon that happens to have an affair with one of her clientes (she says Im the only one and I believe it ::) ;D)
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its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed saloons one time and I changed with her, wonder why ;D. But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.
Im confused.... You fuck a fag before you get your hair cut? ???
EDIT: And why do you refer to him as she? Is it a tranny>?
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Now I'm doubly confused.
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Im confused.... You fuck a fag before you get your hair cut? ???
EDIT: And why do you refer to him as she? Is it a tranny>?
lol are you being serious? two different persons: the fag cuts my hair. the chick waxes the extra hair on the back of my neck and does my eye brows (yes metro). I fucked the chick.
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its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed saloons one time and I changed with her, wonder why ;D. But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.
Oh yeah, fucking one's salon/waxing customers is really professional unless of course you mean she's actually a whore.
I think you mean salon and not saloon.
Salon: a stylish business establishment or shop <a beauty salon>
Saloon: barroom
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Oh yeah, fucking one's salon/waxing customers is really professional unless of course you mean she's actually a whore.
I think you mean salon and not saloon.
Salon: a stylish business establishment or shop <a beauty salon>
Saloon: barroom
Hahahahahah this guy goes into a Saloon and fucks a fag before someone cuts his hair. I wonder if bam bams experience is anything like this? I imagine getting your hair cut at the saloon after fucking a fag wouldn't bold well for a good hair cut.
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Hahahahahah this guy goes into a Saloon and fucks a fag before someone cuts his hair. I wonder if bam bams experience is anything like this? I imagine getting your hair cut at the saloon after fucking a fag wouldn't bold well for a good hair cut.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IXcjmvx8GNw/TN1ZdtJZPRI/AAAAAAAAAFI/bfSixI6uGEE/S380/colferrollingstone.jpg)
;D
And it's 'bode well'.
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rofl
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;D
And it's 'bode well'.
Fuck off.
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but shes engaged dude. :-\
well, do you at least have any pics ? ;D
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wait a sec. .. you can wax your neck? wtf?> i guess it makes sense. ... the hair on the back of my neck grows like crazy
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tbombz
did you really
have another mans
hand in your butthole
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I wouldnt fuck a fag for a free haircut.
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Fuck off.
Only at a saloon with fags.
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wait a sec. .. you can wax your neck? wtf?> i guess it makes sense. ... the hair on the back of my neck grows like crazy
And when you get it waxed, it will still grow like crazy. The folks who sell/do waxing say that the hair grows back finer, but I am not convinced of that. However, I only had my back waxed one time so I am no expert on how waxing works. If it does make ones hair finer, I'd think twice about waxing my eyebrows....besides, it looks so gay....did I just say that?
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Only at a saloon with fags.
Maybe that will "bold" well for you :)
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Outed for going to a salon and double outed for getting your eyebrows waxed.
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wait a sec. .. you can wax your neck? wtf?> i guess it makes sense. ... the hair on the back of my neck grows like crazy
yes you should try it, totally worth it
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And when you get it waxed, it will still grow like crazy. The folks who sell/do waxing say that the hair grows back finer, but I am not convinced of that. However, I only had my back waxed one time so I am no expert on how waxing works. If it does make ones hair finer, I'd think twice about waxing my eyebrows....besides, it looks so gay....did I just say that?
yes you are not an expert at all.
Its not about the hair getting thiner or not. Thing is if you shave the the hair in the back of your neck it will start growing again in like 24h, just like a beard. But if you wax it it takes WEEKS to start growing again. Very good deal you get for a few extra bucks.
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what i love is that you know she is engaged yet you nail her anyway.....what if you were engaged and your lady was humping around on you?
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what i love is that you know she is engaged yet you nail her anyway.....what if you were engaged and your lady was humping around on you?
well I dont care if my chick is shopping or giving fucking another guy, as long as she is not 24/7 after my ass Im ok.
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Last night there was a pumpkin patch/Halloween festival in my area. The few friends i have down here were busy so I ended up flying solo to the pumpkin patch. It sucks at first but just imagine yourself as James Bond or a secret agent and it can be pretty fun going out on your own.
There was a " haunted house hey ride" and I ended up sitting next to a cute asian girl, she got really scared and starting cuddling next to me. we ended up chatting a bit and went back to her truck and she sucked my dick a bit. no sex but Didnt matter to me it was one of the funnest nights i had in a while, it's hard moving to a fairly small area cause Everyone has their own little clicks and had the same girl since their freshmen year of high school.
you be suprised at how women approach you compared to when your with a group of dudes its less intimidating. either that or they felt bad for me ...btw have any of you getbiggers try hitting up a bar by yourself? thinking of going tonight i doubt they ask me for id
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Last night there was a pumpkin patch/Halloween festival in my area. The few friends i have down here were busy so I ended up flying solo to the pumpkin patch. It sucks at first but just imagine yourself as James Bond or a secret agent and it can be pretty fun going out on your own.
There was a " haunted house hey ride" and I ended up sitting next to a cute asian girl, she got really scared and starting cuddling next to me. we ended up chatting a bit and went back to her truck and she sucked my dick a bit. no sex but Didnt matter to me it was one of the funnest nights i had in a while, it's hard moving to a fairly small area cause Everyone has their own little clicks and had the same girl since their freshmen year of high school.
you be suprised at how women approach you compared to when your with a group of dudes its less intimidating. either that or they felt bad for me ...btw have any of you getbiggers try hitting up a bar by yourself? thinking of going tonight i doubt they ask me for id
every once in a while I go out by myself only, its very interesting. Even when Im with friends I like to walk around a bit solo as well. Its a totally different game.
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and cool story, at least two getbiggers got laid this weekned ;D
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Outed for going to a salon and double outed for getting your eyebrows waxed.
bushy eyebrows-high testosterone levels.
bitches should be informed this in sex ed before complaining about a guy's eyebrows 8)
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bushy eyebrows-high testosterone levels.
bitches should be informed this in sex ed before complaining about a guy's eyebrows 8)
lol actually my eyebrows are not bushy at all, they are kind of delicate as a matter of fact. but I have some hairs between then and Im not a fun of unibrows so.. ;D
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BAM BAM I would like to come to Brazil do steroids and fuck brazilian girls - thank you
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Pics of said hairdresser or did not happen.
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BAM BAM I would like to come to Brazil do steroids and fuck brazilian girls - thank you
you are welcome. Testo and chicks best combo ever period! Im almost not even drinking at all anymore and I love some good ole scotch!
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bam bam] how's the gear in brazil easy to get from pharmacy?
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no sex
decided i wanted to just hold my woman, stroke her hair and tell her how much i love her
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bout 2 hours ago, was very nice.
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Only at a saloon with fags.
A saloon or a salon? U dont usually see them in saloons but I dont want to assume.
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After lunch I had my hair cut. And at the same place there is a chick that waxes out the hair in the back of my neck and a little of my eye brows too (no homo) in a closed room. Im a client of her for a long time and sometimes we fuck before/after she does her job. Since she got engaged a year ago she started giving me less openings but today when she locked the door after closing it I knew I was about to get some poontang from her again... a very nice 20 min fuck, I love that beauty saloon ;D
sounds more like your wanking fantasy :-\
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no sex
decided i wanted to just hold my woman, stroke her hair and tell her how much i love her
dont know whats up with dude's into girls with super long hair. Shit freaks me out, reminds me of an evil witch.
short hair on women = :P
(http://mommy.gotboobs.info/mommygotboobs/julia_bond.jpg)
(http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2011/apr/041311/kim-kardashian-butt-beach-workout-cov.jpg)
(http://www.daywithapornstarhd.com/pornstars/memphis-monroe/pictures/img/03.jpg)
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dont know whats up with dude's into girls with super long hair. Shit freaks me out, reminds me of an evil witch.
short hair on women = :P
No long hair - and I ain't touchin that snatch. Thick, healthy, long hair adds like 2-3 points on the hotness scale for me.
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dont know whats up with dude's into girls with super long hair. Shit freaks me out, reminds me of an evil witch.
Gives something to pull...
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dont know whats up with dude's into girls with super long hair. Shit freaks me out, reminds me of an evil witch.
short hair on women = :P
Short hair only works for certain women , mostly women with longer necks they can pull it off and thin women , fat chicks almost never look good with short hair , I love long hair , probably because I was a teenager in the 80s ;D I don't mean down past your ass long hair but long hair I love mid back length
As much as I can't stand her Kim Kardashian has beautiful hair , right length and dark too ;D but I dated this chick with shirt hair and it worked for her
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Last night yea. Didn't go well. Nailed my ex, fucking disaster.
I did talk her into swallowing though. This was AFTER she cried and almost screamed at me for treating her like a whore. 5min later and I blew a load that's been in the making for 3 days, right onto her tongue. She looked fucking evil with makeup running down her cheeks and a blob of white goo on her tongue. She gulped it down wordlessly, got up, used MY fucking tooth brush to brush her teeth. Made some tea, which she drunk in the kitchen alone, and then left. I was on the bed, passed out. Bitch never washed her cup and I had to buy a new toothbrush.7
Funny thing, the story is actually true as well.
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This was AFTER she cried and almost screamed at me for treating her like a whore.
:D How old is she? This is why 30+ MILF are better; they love being treated like a whore. :D
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bam bam] how's the gear in brazil easy to get from pharmacy?
You need a prescription to get it from the pharmacy and its not easy to get one, but its not hard either. And if you know the right people you dont need anything, just money to buy. And ya they are dirt cheap too.
10 years ago was even easier, you could just walk into any pharmacy and get your gear with no questions made.
Pharma grade here: durateston (sustanon), deposteron (test cyp), hemogenim (anadrol), deca-durabolin. For the other stuff you must go UG or vet, you can get pretty much everything but the black market is not as organized and developed as in the US.
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Last night yea. Didn't go well. Nailed my ex, fucking disaster.
I did talk her into swallowing though. This was AFTER she cried and almost screamed at me for treating her like a whore. 5min later and I blew a load that's been in the making for 3 days, right onto her tongue. She looked fucking evil with makeup running down her cheeks and a blob of white goo on her tongue. She gulped it down wordlessly, got up, used MY fucking tooth brush to brush her teeth. Made some tea, which she drunk in the kitchen alone, and then left. I was on the bed, passed out. Bitch never washed her cup and I had to buy a new toothbrush.7
Funny thing, the story is actually true as well.
lol classic
once many many years ago I kinda of forced a teen chick to take my cum in her mouth and aftewards she stayed sitted on the floor and started crying, feeling like a whore, then to compensate I invited her to watch some soccer game in my house and introduce her to my folks. Worked like a charm.
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:D How old is she? This is why 30+ MILF are better; they love being treated like a whore. :D
She's 28 with the maturity and mentality of a 14 year old. I'm not even joking, she just can't grow the fuck up. Out partying every weekend with her equally lame pals, hanging out in joints where the majority of the clientele are 18 - 21. I like wine bars, quiet pubs or restaurants where the music isn't banging the roof off and 17yo pre-puberty twinks aren't walking around with tight shirts and 9' arms.
My next whore won't be day under 35
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lol classic
once many many years ago I kinda of forced a teen chick to take my cum in her mouth and aftewards she stayed sitted on the floor and started crying, feeling like a whore, then to compensate I invited her to watch some soccer game in my house and introduce her to my folks. Worked like a charm.
Weird thing is that I've only banged on teen chick (she was 18) and she swallowed as if it was water and she was thirsty. Practically wrangled my balls to get every last molecule out and wolfed it down. She's fucking fat today with HUGE tits. I'm 110% convinced she got fat from all the cum-swallowing, and I'm not even joking. Her legend around these parts are wide.
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I have two dads, did you fuck Ramone or Waldo? ;D
(and oh yea it was so obvious that i didnt see it coming, lol)
;D
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She looks like a dwarf..
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who is that tasty delite?
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Nice cock :-X
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Short hair only works for certain women , mostly women with longer necks they can pull it off and thin women , fat chicks almost never look good with short hair , I love long hair , probably because I was a teenager in the 80s ;D I don't mean down past your ass long hair but long hair I love mid back length
As much as I can't stand her Kim Kardashian has beautiful hair , right length and dark too ;D but I dated this chick with shirt hair and it worked for her
I'm about the only guy I know who actually prefers women with short hair which isn't a bad thing I guess, more for me :P I have always found dark hair on women intimidating for some reason though.
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She looks like a dwarf..
she looks like she have a dick too
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sounds more like your wanking fantasy :-\
why? women are sluts not only when taking pics for teh interents you know
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why? women are sluts not only when taking pics for teh interents you know
x2. Funny some of the comments on here.
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love to chainsaw that asian dwarf
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If you get ur eyebrows waxed then it is definitely homo!!!
And your probaly the type that gets pencil thin too....
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she looks like she have a dick too
Yes it sure looks like it's a dick hanging between her legs. Too confusing for me. :o
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This thread has many layers of complexity.
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Damn :o I would eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .
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who is that tasty delite?
Damn :o I would eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .
Double Outed!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Double Outed!!!!!!!!!!!1
:D
My mind is tellin me no.
But my body, my bods tellin yeeeeeeaaaaas.
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Damn :o I would eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .
No homo?
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:D
My mind is tellin me no.
But my body, my bods tellin yeeeeeeaaaaas.
No surprise there....... :-\
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Dont worry guys, gays dont like trannies, so you are all still straight
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what i love is that you know she is engaged yet you nail her anyway.....what if you were engaged and your lady was humping around on you?
Yes it is a comitment you have to be ready for mentally and physically if the son bitch finds out and wants to kill you... used to do it at the whores house, was very freaked out at first that the hubby would walk in one day, never happened and the fear went away lol.
I like to think that the marrige is on the rocks otherwise why would I be there lol, that's what helps me sleep at night. If he was takin care of business I'd be out if business.
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Also I got a handy the other day, I wanted more but at the end of the night I just wipped it out and pressed the action as she was too much of a drunk emotional mess for anything else at the time. ;D
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No surprise there....... :-\
That was a joke coney. relax.
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Damn :o I would eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .
Are you being funny or are you blind? I don't see a pussy, just fat dick hanging between her legs. Or do you mean her "man pussy" instead?
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Dont worry guys, gays dont like trannies, so you are all still straight
Is that a fact?
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I have sex with myself a lot.
Does this count for anything?
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Dont worry guys, gays dont like trannies, so you are all still straight
you would know, given you are right up there with san fran and colombia. anyway, vince is an oddity, won't acknowledge patricia but is cool with his bitch vissy dressing in drag. is there a difference between a drag queen, g@y man and a tranny? what you say about that vince, bay and the other fan boys?
(http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/sportfishing-charters-forum/138674d1288637200-drag-question-drag_queen.jpg)
fuck! :-X
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/19/gayjesus_narrowweb__300x434,0.jpg)
fuck x 2! :-X
(http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=348574&stc=1&d=1287002336)
fucking dime piece tranny! ;D
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That was a joke coney. relax.
BULLSHIT
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BULLSHIT
What did I fuck you while you were wearing wig?
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What did I fuck you while you were wearing wig?
How's the job search going. :-*
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How's the job search going. :-*
Hows your asshole going?..pucker up. :-*
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Hows your asshole going?..pucker up. :-*
Just what I thought, no prospects. Tick tock tick tock.
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Just what I thought, no prospects. Tick tock tick tock.
Im doing quite fine...too bad the same cant be said of your prolapsed anus.
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Im doing quite fine...too bad the same cant be said of your prolapsed anus.
Fine? For how many more days? You know that military check only covers your food and weed. Those unemployment checks will be gone soon. No more wife to sponge off of. What will you do??????? :)
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you would know, given you are right up there with san fran and colombia. anyway, vince is an oddity, won't acknowledge patricia but is cool with his bitch vissy dressing in drag. is there a difference between a drag queen, g@y man and a tranny? what you say about that vince, bay and the other fan boys?
(http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/sportfishing-charters-forum/138674d1288637200-drag-question-drag_queen.jpg)
fuck! :-X
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/19/gayjesus_narrowweb__300x434,0.jpg)
fuck x 2! :-X
(http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=348574&stc=1&d=1287002336)
fucking dime piece tranny! ;D
patricia is hot,no homo, I have some female friends that even said they would like to look exactly like her! (minus the "clit" of course)
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I have sex with myself a lot.
Does this count for anything?
It either means your too ugly to hook up with another person or you are in love with yourself. :) In my case, it is self love. LOL!