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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2011, 05:57:17 AM »
bam bam] how's the gear in brazil easy to get from pharmacy?

You need a prescription to get it from the pharmacy and its not easy to get one, but its not hard either. And if you know the right people you dont need anything, just money to buy. And ya they are dirt cheap too.

10 years ago was even easier, you could just walk into any pharmacy and get your gear with no questions made.

Pharma grade here: durateston (sustanon), deposteron (test cyp), hemogenim (anadrol), deca-durabolin. For the other stuff you must go UG or vet, you can get pretty much everything but the black market is not as organized and developed as in the US.

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2011, 06:01:48 AM »
Last night yea. Didn't go well. Nailed my ex, fucking disaster.

I did talk her into swallowing though. This was AFTER she cried and almost screamed at me for treating her like a whore. 5min later and I blew a load that's been in the making for 3 days, right onto her tongue. She looked fucking evil with makeup running down her cheeks and a blob of white goo on her tongue. She gulped it down wordlessly, got up, used MY fucking tooth brush to brush her teeth. Made some tea, which she drunk in the kitchen alone, and then left. I was on the bed, passed out. Bitch never washed her cup and I had to buy a new toothbrush.7

Funny thing, the story is actually true as well.

lol classic

once many many years ago I kinda of forced a teen chick to take my cum in her mouth and aftewards she stayed sitted on the floor and started crying, feeling like a whore, then to compensate I invited her to watch some soccer game in my house and introduce her to my folks. Worked like a charm.

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2011, 06:04:46 AM »
:D How old is she? This is why 30+ MILF are better; they love being treated like a whore. :D

She's 28 with the maturity and mentality of a 14 year old. I'm not even joking, she just can't grow the fuck up. Out partying every weekend with her equally lame pals, hanging out in joints where the majority of the clientele are 18 - 21. I like wine bars, quiet pubs or restaurants where the music isn't banging the roof off and 17yo pre-puberty twinks aren't walking around with tight shirts and 9' arms.

My next whore won't be day under 35
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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2011, 06:07:38 AM »
lol classic

once many many years ago I kinda of forced a teen chick to take my cum in her mouth and aftewards she stayed sitted on the floor and started crying, feeling like a whore, then to compensate I invited her to watch some soccer game in my house and introduce her to my folks. Worked like a charm.

Weird thing is that I've only banged on teen chick (she was 18) and she swallowed as if it was water and she was thirsty. Practically wrangled my balls to get every last molecule out and wolfed it down. She's fucking fat today with HUGE tits. I'm 110% convinced she got fat from all the cum-swallowing, and I'm not even joking. Her legend around these parts are wide.
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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2011, 06:09:22 AM »

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2011, 06:21:46 AM »
I have two dads, did you fuck Ramone or Waldo?  ;D

(and oh yea it was so obvious that i didnt see it coming, lol)

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2011, 06:22:45 AM »

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2011, 09:32:07 AM »
getbig or getgot

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »
Short hair only works for certain women , mostly women with longer necks they can pull it off and thin women , fat chicks almost never look good with short hair , I love long hair , probably because I was a teenager in the 80s  ;D I don't mean down past your ass long hair but long hair I love mid back length

As much as I can't stand her Kim Kardashian has beautiful hair , right length and dark too  ;D but I dated this chick with shirt hair and it worked for her

 I'm about the only guy I know who actually prefers women with short hair which isn't a bad thing I guess, more for me :P   I have always found dark hair on women intimidating for some reason though.
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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2011, 12:30:45 PM »
She looks like a dwarf..


she looks like she have a dick too

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #61 on: October 10, 2011, 05:36:49 AM »
sounds more like your wanking fantasy  :-\

why? women are sluts not only when taking pics for teh interents you know

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2011, 05:38:53 AM »
why? women are sluts not only when taking pics for teh interents you know

x2. Funny some of the comments on here.

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2011, 05:42:32 AM »
love to chainsaw that asian dwarf

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2011, 10:05:58 AM »
If you get ur eyebrows waxed then it is definitely homo!!!

And your probaly the type that gets pencil thin too....

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2011, 04:58:50 PM »

she looks like she have a dick too

Yes it sure looks like it's a dick hanging between her legs. Too confusing for me.  :o

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2011, 05:19:31 PM »
This thread has many layers of complexity.

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2011, 07:24:53 PM »


Damn  :o I would  eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #69 on: October 10, 2011, 07:31:24 PM »
who is that tasty delite?
Damn  :o I would  eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .


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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #70 on: October 10, 2011, 07:37:18 PM »


Double Outed!!!!!!!!!!!1

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My mind is tellin me no.
But my body, my bods tellin yeeeeeeaaaaas.
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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #71 on: October 10, 2011, 07:42:19 PM »
Damn  :o I would  eat that pussy as if I was a diabetic and there was insulin in there .

No homo?

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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2011, 07:45:28 PM »
:D
My mind is tellin me no.
But my body, my bods tellin yeeeeeeaaaaas.
No surprise there....... :-\
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Re: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went?
« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2011, 07:47:06 PM »
Dont worry guys, gays dont like trannies, so you are all still straight

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Re: So did you have sex today, how it went?
« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2011, 07:55:28 PM »
what i love is that you know she is engaged yet you nail her anyway.....what if you were engaged and your lady was humping around on you?
Yes it is a comitment you have to be ready for mentally and physically if the son bitch finds out and wants to kill you... used to do it at the whores house, was very freaked out at first that the hubby would walk in one day, never happened and the fear went away lol.

I like to think that the marrige is on the rocks otherwise why would I be there lol, that's what helps me sleep at night. If he was takin care of business I'd be out if business.