Author Topic: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went? (Read 11675 times)

Bam-bam · « **on:** October 08, 2011, 04:37:35 PM »

After lunch I had my hair cut. And at the same place there is a chick that waxes out the hair in the back of my neck and a little of my eye brows too (no homo) in a closed room. Im a client of her for a long time and sometimes we fuck before/after she does her job. Since she got engaged a year ago she started giving me less openings but today when she locked the door after closing it I knew I was about to get some poontang from her again... a very nice 20 min fuck, I love that beauty saloon

unrageable · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:38:51 PM »

I had sex with your mom and it was fucking great thanks for asking

Bam-bam · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:39:29 PM »

Quote from: unrageable on October 08, 2011, 04:38:51 PM

I had sex with your mom and it was fucking great thanks for asking

I have two dads, did you fuck Ramone or Waldo?

(and oh yea it was so obvious that i didnt see it coming, lol)

unrageable · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:41:47 PM »

ujelly I actually had sex today while u just fingered your asshole

theheman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:46:48 PM »

Do you tip extra for the hair cut with the fuck?

garebear · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:49:19 PM »

Quote from: unrageable on October 08, 2011, 04:41:47 PM

ujelly I actually had sex today while u just fingered your asshole

Bam-bam · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:50:33 PM »

Quote from: theheman on October 08, 2011, 04:46:48 PM

Do you tip extra for the hair cut with the fuck?

its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed salons one time and I changed with her, wonder why

. But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.

garebear · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on October 08, 2011, 04:50:33 PM

its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed saloons one time and I changed with her, wonder why . But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.

So I'm confused. Is she a prostitute then?

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode on this?

outby43 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:52:38 PM »

my hand cramped up a bit so didn't finish.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:54:10 PM »

Quote from: garebear on October 08, 2011, 04:52:26 PM

So I'm confused. Is she a prostitute then?

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode on this?

no, she is a regular worker at a regular beauty sallon that happens to have an affair with one of her clientes (she says Im the only one and I believe it

)

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:56:21 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on October 08, 2011, 04:50:33 PM

its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed saloons one time and I changed with her, wonder why . But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.

Im confused.... You fuck a fag before you get your hair cut?

EDIT: And why do you refer to him as she? Is it a tranny>?

garebear · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:57:35 PM »

Now I'm doubly confused.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:58:40 PM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on October 08, 2011, 04:56:21 PM

Im confused.... You fuck a fag before you get your hair cut?

EDIT: And why do you refer to him as she? Is it a tranny>?

lol are you being serious? two different persons: the fag cuts my hair. the chick waxes the extra hair on the back of my neck and does my eye brows (yes metro). I fucked the chick.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:00:20 PM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on October 08, 2011, 04:50:33 PM

its another person that cuts my hair (its a fag btw but its a cool one). I dont tip her either, but Im a very faithfull customer for already 4-5 years. She even changed saloons one time and I changed with her, wonder why . But really she is a good professional, does her job well, only person that uses the wax without making me feel a thing.

Oh yeah, fucking one's salon/waxing customers is really professional unless of course you mean she's actually a whore.

I think you mean salon and not saloon.

Salon: a stylish business establishment or shop <a beauty salon>

Saloon: barroom

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:03:40 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on October 08, 2011, 05:00:20 PM

Oh yeah, fucking one's salon/waxing customers is really professional unless of course you mean she's actually a whore.

I think you mean salon and not saloon.

Salon: a stylish business establishment or shop <a beauty salon>

Saloon: barroom

Hahahahahah this guy goes into a Saloon and fucks a fag before someone cuts his hair. I wonder if bam bams experience is anything like this? I imagine getting your hair cut at the saloon after fucking a fag wouldn't bold well for a good hair cut.

garebear · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:04:40 PM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on October 08, 2011, 05:03:40 PM

Hahahahahah this guy goes into a Saloon and fucks a fag before someone cuts his hair. I wonder if bam bams experience is anything like this? I imagine getting your hair cut at the saloon after fucking a fag wouldn't bold well for a good hair cut.

And it's 'bode well'.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:04:58 PM »

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:05:45 PM »

Quote from: garebear on October 08, 2011, 05:04:40 PM

And it's 'bode well'.

Fuck off.

tbombz · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:09:32 PM »

but shes engaged dude. $:-\$

well, do you at least have any pics ?

MB_722 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:14:06 PM »

wait a sec. .. you can wax your neck? wtf?> i guess it makes sense. ... the hair on the back of my neck grows like crazy

Maddy · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:16:36 PM »

tbombz
did you really
have another mans
hand in your butthole

L.L · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:20:49 PM »

I wouldnt fuck a fag for a free haircut.

garebear · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:22:14 PM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on October 08, 2011, 05:05:45 PM

Fuck off.

Only at a saloon with fags.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:26:15 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on October 08, 2011, 05:14:06 PM

wait a sec. .. you can wax your neck? wtf?> i guess it makes sense. ... the hair on the back of my neck grows like crazy

And when you get it waxed, it will still grow like crazy. The folks who sell/do waxing say that the hair grows back finer, but I am not convinced of that. However, I only had my back waxed one time so I am no expert on how waxing works. If it does make ones hair finer, I'd think twice about waxing my eyebrows....besides, it looks so gay....did I just say that?

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »

Quote from: garebear on October 08, 2011, 05:22:14 PM

Only at a saloon with fags.

Maybe that will "bold" well for you

Author Topic: So did you have sex today/last night, how it went? (Read 11675 times)

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