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Title: Steven Seagal - now he is the law!
Post by: avxo on October 14, 2011, 10:26:17 AM
Steven Seagal was once "Above the Law" but now, he is the law! He was sworn as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas and he will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/ (http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/)

(http://www.wtaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/StevenSeagal_Hudspeth.jpg)

Check out the gut and the nonchalant "I've got one hand in my pocket" style... Truly a getbigger!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 14, 2011, 10:41:20 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Fortress on October 14, 2011, 10:52:11 AM
That's hilarious ... him having his hand in his pocket. Zero respect for what's happening.

That front kick of his will come in extra handy for the Texas law enforcement organizations. Damn well blast those dirty mexicannas straight back over the border.

I hope they don't capture him and chainsaw off his melon, though.  :o
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 14, 2011, 10:53:42 AM
Steven Seagal was once "Above the Law" but now, he is the law! He was sworn as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas and he will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/ (http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/)

(http://www.wtaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/StevenSeagal_Hudspeth.jpg)

Check out the gut and the nonchalant "I've got one hand in my pocket" style... Truly a getbigger!

He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2011, 10:56:01 AM
Pocket pool is an ancient sport.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Nails on October 14, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
not to mention the lack of respect by not removing his sunglasses in front of a fat texas cop with a gun and sombrero
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: funk51 on October 14, 2011, 11:07:56 AM
:-\
mutant elvis.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: oliolioli on October 14, 2011, 11:09:39 AM
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.

Perhaps he wanted to save his energy for some late night ass-beatin's on the street?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: HMB on October 14, 2011, 11:15:12 AM
He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

haha  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Vikingman on October 14, 2011, 11:20:45 AM
His recent claims of teaching Silva and Machida secret kicks in the UFC is truly entertaining. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 14, 2011, 12:00:06 PM
I would fuck him up.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2011, 12:00:49 PM
As Nonchalant and Arrogant as it gets! :D

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 14, 2011, 12:01:44 PM
Chuck Norris would have him for breakfast...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bigkubby on October 14, 2011, 12:06:59 PM
Chuck Norris would have him for breakfast...
he would get chucked  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 14, 2011, 12:09:03 PM
Maybe Seagal will do expendables III.....
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: avxo on October 14, 2011, 12:53:04 PM
He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

 ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dipadidu on October 14, 2011, 02:03:12 PM
(http://www.wtaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/StevenSeagal_Hudspeth.jpg)

"I swear that i'll eat many donuts!"
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: dantelis on October 14, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
I happened to uncover some footage of Seagal protecting the border.  He spends too much time talking and not enough time kicking ass.

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Andy Griffin on October 14, 2011, 02:32:03 PM
Steven Seagal was once "Above the Law" but now, he is the law! He was sworn as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas and he will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/ (http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/)

(http://www.wtaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/StevenSeagal_Hudspeth.jpg)

Check out the gut and the nonchalant "I've got one hand in my pocket" style... Truly a getbigger!


Hudspeth County lies just east of El Paso County in West Texas.  I'm sure he'll be happy there.  :D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on October 14, 2011, 02:33:40 PM
He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

hehe scherp!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: hench on October 14, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
I think they should break Wesley Snipes out of jail first for 3, then when they are desperate bust Seagal out of burger king for number 4
Maybe Seagal will do expendables III.....
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: the trainer on October 14, 2011, 02:45:53 PM
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.

 I would sign up for that job,I wonder if he is still looking for bodybuilders.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on October 14, 2011, 02:56:06 PM
I would sign up for that job,I wonder if he is still looking for bodybuilders.
guess you have not seen Kelly lately.... have fun though... lol!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: hench on October 14, 2011, 03:14:44 PM
holy shit, hadn't even thought about what she looks like now. I'd have imagined better than this though.(http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Kelly_LeBrock/ActressKelly_Granitz_15030543.jpg)
guess you have not seen Kelly lately.... have fun though... lol!

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on October 14, 2011, 03:22:42 PM
holy shit, hadn't even thought about what she looks like now. I'd have imagined better than this though.(http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Kelly_LeBrock/ActressKelly_Granitz_15030543.jpg)
lol! ;D
i would take the job though, only if the money was good!  ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: djcuuna on October 14, 2011, 03:42:14 PM
cheez how the fuck can you let your gut go like that is he a heavy drinker lol
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: littleboyblue on October 14, 2011, 07:22:55 PM
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.
that would be chris duffy, before he came "out of the closet."
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: jude2 on October 14, 2011, 07:34:44 PM
He was a cop here in Louisiana, until last year when a chinese women sued his ass for sexual misconduct. They even had a show on cable TV that followed him around while chasing the bad guys. Joke.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: oliolioli on October 14, 2011, 10:18:14 PM
that would be chris duffy, before he came "out of the closet."

They made bodybuilding playing cards?  That's almost as gay as Chris Duffy.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bigkubby on October 14, 2011, 10:21:15 PM
He was a cop here in Louisiana, until last year when a chinese women sued his ass for sexual misconduct. They even had a show on cable TV that followed him around while chasing the bad guys. Joke.
who was?seagal?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Stavios on October 14, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
not to mention the lack of respect by not removing his sunglasses in front of a fat texas cop with a gun and sombrero

lmao I'm dying here  ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Meso_z on October 14, 2011, 10:51:03 PM
hahahaha, nice thread.  ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: jude2 on October 15, 2011, 11:19:11 AM
who was?seagal?
Yes Steven fatass Seagal. It was entertaining watching him trying to catch a young black guy on foot. I think Steve ran about 20 yeards and was completely winded.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Nails on October 17, 2011, 01:10:58 PM
***CAPTION ***

Texas Ranger-

Raise your right hand segal
you swear to kill the mexican
all the mexican
so help you america?


Segal- 

Have you seen License to kill!! >:(



(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/17/1017-steven-segal-pcn-credit.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Meso_z on October 17, 2011, 11:27:46 PM
***CAPTION ***

Texas Ranger-

Raise your right hand segal
you swear to kill the mexican
all the mexican
so help you america?


Segal- 

Have you seen License to kill!! >:(



(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/17/1017-steven-segal-pcn-credit.jpg)
;D ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 17, 2011, 11:29:55 PM
One of them is going to win the Mister Donut 2011 contest....
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bigkubby on October 17, 2011, 11:38:32 PM
One of them is going to win the Mister Donut 2011 contest....
HE MUST BE A BOOZER