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Steven Seagal - now he is the law!
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:26:17 AM »
Steven Seagal was once "Above the Law" but now, he is the law! He was sworn as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas and he will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/



Check out the gut and the nonchalant "I've got one hand in my pocket" style... Truly a getbigger!

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2011, 10:41:20 AM »
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2011, 10:52:11 AM »
That's hilarious ... him having his hand in his pocket. Zero respect for what's happening.

That front kick of his will come in extra handy for the Texas law enforcement organizations. Damn well blast those dirty mexicannas straight back over the border.

I hope they don't capture him and chainsaw off his melon, though.  :o

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2011, 10:53:42 AM »
Steven Seagal was once "Above the Law" but now, he is the law! He was sworn as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas and he will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/



Check out the gut and the nonchalant "I've got one hand in my pocket" style... Truly a getbigger!

He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2011, 10:56:01 AM »
Pocket pool is an ancient sport.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2011, 11:05:09 AM »
not to mention the lack of respect by not removing his sunglasses in front of a fat texas cop with a gun and sombrero

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2011, 11:07:56 AM »
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2011, 11:09:39 AM »
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2011, 11:14:30 AM »
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.

Perhaps he wanted to save his energy for some late night ass-beatin's on the street?

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2011, 11:15:12 AM »
He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

haha  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2011, 11:20:45 AM »
His recent claims of teaching Silva and Machida secret kicks in the UFC is truly entertaining. 
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2011, 12:00:06 PM »
I would fuck him up.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2011, 12:00:49 PM »
As Nonchalant and Arrogant as it gets! :D


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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2011, 12:01:44 PM »
Chuck Norris would have him for breakfast...

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2011, 12:06:59 PM »
Chuck Norris would have him for breakfast...
he would get chucked  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2011, 12:09:03 PM »
Maybe Seagal will do expendables III.....

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2011, 12:53:04 PM »
He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2011, 02:03:12 PM »


"I swear that i'll eat many donuts!"

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2011, 02:07:59 PM »
I happened to uncover some footage of Seagal protecting the border.  He spends too much time talking and not enough time kicking ass.


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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2011, 02:32:03 PM »
Steven Seagal was once "Above the Law" but now, he is the law! He was sworn as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas and he will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

http://www.wtaw.com/2011/10/13/deputy-steven-seagal-coming-to-west-texas/



Check out the gut and the nonchalant "I've got one hand in my pocket" style... Truly a getbigger!


Hudspeth County lies just east of El Paso County in West Texas.  I'm sure he'll be happy there.  :D
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2011, 02:33:40 PM »
He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one is doing a high-five...

hehe scherp!

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2011, 02:41:20 PM »
I think they should break Wesley Snipes out of jail first for 3, then when they are desperate bust Seagal out of burger king for number 4
Maybe Seagal will do expendables III.....

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2011, 02:45:53 PM »
I read on SpecialEd's forum that when Seagal used to be married to Kelly LeBrock he would have bodybuilders from Gold's fuck her while he watched.  He looks like the type.

 I would sign up for that job,I wonder if he is still looking for bodybuilders.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2011, 02:56:06 PM »
I would sign up for that job,I wonder if he is still looking for bodybuilders.
guess you have not seen Kelly lately.... have fun though... lol!
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2011, 03:14:44 PM »
holy shit, hadn't even thought about what she looks like now. I'd have imagined better than this though.
guess you have not seen Kelly lately.... have fun though... lol!