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Title: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 19, 2011, 08:57:41 PM
Via NBC NEWS...

That zookeeper that let them all loose before committing suicide...
He opened all the gates then took his own life.

They killed 48 of 56 of these exotic animals.  This particular animal is still on the loose.

My question is - why would you keep a monkey around if it has Herpes B?  ???  
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Schmoff on October 19, 2011, 08:59:08 PM
maybe that's the reason he killed himself

 :D
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: CARTEL on October 19, 2011, 09:03:10 PM
My question is - why would you keep a monkey around if it has Herpes B?  ???  

Because he couldn't find one with Herpes A  ???
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 19, 2011, 09:19:47 PM
Oh my gosh...

1 wolf
9 lions
8 bears
3 mountain lions
18 fucking tigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 animals hit by traffic.
Most of the rest of them were shot by police who hunted them with rifles all night.

The dude even cut the cage wire... so there was no place to bring them back to!!
He was released from prison on Sept 30th.  He spent a few weeks getting all of this ready, then decided to flood his county with wolves and bears and tigers!
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Stavios on October 19, 2011, 09:21:12 PM
where is that ?
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: deadz on October 19, 2011, 09:22:03 PM
where is that ?
O hi O
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: L.L on October 19, 2011, 09:22:14 PM
wolf got herpes?
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 19, 2011, 09:22:32 PM
wolf got herpes?

bodybuilding related?
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: tren4life on October 19, 2011, 09:24:03 PM
I'm about 2 and a half hours from where this happened. Jack Hannah true to save as many of the animals as he could.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 19, 2011, 09:24:51 PM
Only in Ohio.  :D
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 19, 2011, 09:28:36 PM
the cruelty the guy caused was terrible.

he must have been so smug about the chaos he was to inflict upon the county.  releasing 60 deadly animals an hour before dark?  insane.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 19, 2011, 09:31:18 PM
the cruelty the guy caused was terrible.

he must have been so smug about the chaos he was to inflict upon the county.  releasing 60 deadly animals an hour before dark?  insane.

I am assuming that this idiot was near Columbus.  ;D
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: MikMaq on October 19, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
the cruelty the guy caused was terrible.

he must have been so smug about the chaos he was to inflict upon the county.  releasing 60 deadly animals an hour before dark?  insane.
Turn down the vagilarity, this is a cool feat of manliness what else could you ask for besides tiger blood.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 19, 2011, 09:38:59 PM
Turn down the vagilarity, this is a cool feat of manliness what else could you ask for besides tiger blood.

Instantly, I thought of Bob Sly. 

This COULD have been nationwide news, if those animals had moved faster.  And original?  oh yeah.  Going out loony.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: jaejonna on October 19, 2011, 09:41:38 PM
All of those animals have been killed .. except the monkey ..
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Reeves on October 19, 2011, 09:47:42 PM
So... Did they catch Benny yet or is the little simian racist still running amok trying to spread his hate filled strain of Hepatitis B(lack)?

And yeah, fuck that asspuppet liberal douche.  Hey Benny, FYYFF.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: MAXX on October 19, 2011, 09:56:55 PM
jesus christ is Vince Goodrum on the loose in Ohio  :o ???
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: MB_722 on October 19, 2011, 10:07:17 PM
what they gonna do with the animal skins.



Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: The_Punisher on October 20, 2011, 04:33:04 AM
All of those animals have been killed .. except the monkey ..



shit, this fucking image is very disturbing, all these poor animals, they didn't ask for this........may this guy rot in hell........he could have call someone and have those animals delivered to a shelter instead
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: kreator on October 20, 2011, 04:51:27 AM
Vince G should stay inside for a while......
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2011, 04:53:53 AM
Vince G should stay inside for a while......

Oh, and i thought he was loose....  :o :o :o :o








On a side note:

musclecenter booking his flight in 3... 2... 1...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on October 20, 2011, 04:55:57 AM
They better hurry, If the monkey makes it downtown there will be no way to distinguish it from the local negroid population
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2011, 04:57:40 AM
i thought this was about obama
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Bam-bam on October 20, 2011, 05:52:11 AM
All of those animals have been killed .. except the monkey ..

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=399522.0;attach=436852;image)

why kill all those animals, didnt they have tranquilizers darts or something, fuck those 3rd world country barbarians
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2011, 05:59:32 AM
why kill all those animals, didnt they have tranquilizers darts or something, fuck those 3rd world country barbarians

i dont understand that either
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: ChristopherA on October 20, 2011, 06:02:05 AM
why kill all those animals, didnt they have tranquilizers darts or something, fuck those 3rd world country barbarians
Because the tranc's dont take an immediate effect and basically get the animals pissed off. They could have gotten away since it was at night, all tranc'ed up and angry. World renown animal expert Jack Hannah said they had no other choice but to put the animals down. 3rd world country? HAHA!
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Super Natural on October 20, 2011, 06:37:42 AM
This just in...
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: makaveli25 on October 20, 2011, 06:42:59 AM
So... Did they catch Benny yet or is the little simian racist still running amok trying to spread his hate filled strain of Hepatitis B(lack)?

And yeah, fuck that asspuppet liberal douche.  Hey Benny, FYYFF.

Lmao  ;D
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 20, 2011, 06:56:31 AM
if it was just one animal i bet they would have tranq'd.

with 60 killer animals running wild, you gotta shoot em.  fcked up, but we would have seen some people killed waiting for 18 tigers to succumb to sleepy juice.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: WillGrant on October 20, 2011, 07:00:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yNdNe.gif)
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: jaejonna on October 20, 2011, 08:26:47 AM
why kill all those animals, didnt they have tranquilizers darts or something, fuck those 3rd world country barbarians
I heard that the town was so depleted with funds that the cost to hold these animals, feed, transport, acquire tranquilizer guns and store them till they could find a new home was too much for the town to handle ...so they just got all the cops and their hunter friends to live a dream of a African Safari hunt and kill instead...imagine how happy some of those 'hunters' were....I read somewhere that on of the 'hunters' used an AR-15 on a bear....

Religion of Peace  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: 240 is Back on October 20, 2011, 08:29:52 AM
i agree it was probably blood-lust a bit, and budgetary thing.  the guy cut all the fences so the animals couldn't be returned there either.

on the subject of the bear, an Ar15 would be your best bet in that situation.  You want 30 rounds.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: funk51 on October 20, 2011, 08:35:13 AM
 :( :( :( :( they should have flown jack hanna in would have rounded these animals up in no time . what a waste. a lot of zoos could have benefitted from this tragic waste.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: jaejonna on October 20, 2011, 08:38:31 AM
:( :( :( :( they should have flown jack hanna in would have rounded these animals up in no time . what a waste. a lot of zoos could have benefitted from this tragic waste.
I think there are only two zoos in America that make a profit (Bronx /San Deigo)...all the rest are money pits. But you just can't go to the zoo and be like...here are 5 tigers...enjoy, those tigers would kill the other ones....zoos aren't like they were in cartoons with animals in cages...they look like fake habitats.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 20, 2011, 08:39:15 AM
Are slugs, standard issue for police shotguns?  Or do they carry buckshot shells? ???
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: mass243 on October 20, 2011, 08:41:56 AM

OMG, guys!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I did the everyday ritual of surfing through the news around the world (it's essential to stay up on what's going on);
I then tuned on sum' American news and saw bro-Americanos spreadin' sum' democracy to animals!!! Haha, I was like WTF - is this what they ended up  :-X
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: jaejonna on October 20, 2011, 08:43:55 AM
The only one living is the Monkey with herpes....I'd say go to KFC to see if you find one, but most likely you'll find more than a few.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: makaveli25 on October 20, 2011, 08:44:01 AM
Are slugs, standard issue for police shotguns?  Or do they carry buckshot shells? ???

Prob both. I would want an m14 or something in a .308 configuration.

Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2011, 08:44:14 AM
the animals were dictators too.
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: jaejonna on October 20, 2011, 08:45:53 AM
Two lamas were just grazing in the field adjacent to the 'farm' where the animals lived....a sheriff deputy threw a grenade...asked why, he said "why not" ...

Religion of peace.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: Bam-bam on October 20, 2011, 08:49:01 AM
Two lamas were just grazing in the field adjacent to the 'farm' where the animals lived....a sheriff deputy threw a grenade...asked why, he said "why not" ...

Religion of peace.  ::) ::) ::)

a fucking grenade!!  3rd world coward scambags
Title: Re: A monkey with Herpes B is loose in Ohio right now
Post by: mass243 on October 20, 2011, 08:54:56 AM
the animals were dictators too.

Yes. They possessed a major threat to security of the country and world peace. Just like those guys living in caves in the other side of the world!!!

It's a word now, they don't rest until the last animal is found and brought in front of the international justice  >:(  ... wait, Americanos don't do that... anyways, animals must be destroyed  >:(