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Title: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: StrengthAddicts on November 14, 2011, 07:27:38 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec)

I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 07:29:37 PM: Terrible gimmick!! :(
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: viking1 on November 14, 2011, 07:33:34 PM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 14, 2011, 07:27:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec)

I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.

(http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa431/skipbadger/conansrs.gif)
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Doug_Steele on November 14, 2011, 07:35:13 PM: Quote from: wes on November 14, 2011, 07:29:37 PM
Terrible gimmick!! :(

X2!! I expected much better.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: StrengthAddicts on November 14, 2011, 07:35:44 PM: Quote from: viking1 on November 14, 2011, 07:33:34 PM

I was hoping to score and all Clorinda (that's my wife's name) told me, was to turn the lights out and let her pleasure herself in peace. She told me there was a Hungry Man microwavable dinner for me in the kitchen. As soon as I walked away, I heard a loud motor rev up, the Turkish music in the background, and the lights began to flicker.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Schmoff on November 14, 2011, 07:50:30 PM: this is you, spermaddicts, isn't this?

you would have expected your wife doing anything to you

:-X :-X
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: newmom on November 14, 2011, 08:19:55 PM: Quote from: Schmoff on November 14, 2011, 07:50:30 PM
this is you, spermaddicts, isn't this?

you would have expected your wife doing anything to you

:-X :-X

not a bad looking dude
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Schmoff on November 14, 2011, 08:21:24 PM: Quote from: Runningmom on November 14, 2011, 08:19:55 PM
not a bad looking dude

com e on, your standard can't be that low

:-\
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: newmom on November 14, 2011, 08:22:31 PM: Quote from: Schmoff on November 14, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
com e on, your standard can't be that low

:-\

he isn't ugly, I wouldn't drop it like it's hot but he aint bad
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Stavios on November 14, 2011, 09:50:15 PM: Quote from: Runningmom on November 14, 2011, 08:22:31 PM
he isn't ugly, I wouldn't drop it like it's hot but he aint bad
;D
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: tu_holmes on November 14, 2011, 10:37:43 PM: Quote from: Doug_Steele on November 14, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
X2!! I expected much better.

I expect nothing but the worst on getbig anymore.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Wiggs on November 14, 2011, 10:49:28 PM: Quote from: Runningmom on November 14, 2011, 08:19:55 PM
not a bad looking dude

His eyes are so far apart you could fit a third one comfortably in between his two...Dude looks like he'd be a maintnance man of a HUD apartment complex. Let's just say he more than likely wasn't picked in Heads up 7up.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: dyslexic on November 14, 2011, 11:00:14 PM: I didn't notice anything but the *oval* shaped body.

Oh well. 65 posts and another gimmick hits us today.

Like... wow.

How many gimmicks are on this board these days? 75%? More?
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Radical Plato on November 14, 2011, 11:25:44 PM: Thats fuck*d up dude, your wife is a massive s1ut
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: The Grim Lifter on November 15, 2011, 03:40:00 AM: (http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa431/skipbadger/conansrs.gif)

Looks exactly like his 'new' son in this gif ;D
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on November 15, 2011, 04:22:22 AM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 14, 2011, 07:35:44 PM
I was hoping to score and all Clorinda (that's my wife's name) told me, was to turn the lights out and let her pleasure herself in peace. She told me there was a Hungry Man microwavable dinner for me in the kitchen. As soon as I walked away, I heard a loud motor rev up, the Turkish music in the background, and the lights began to flicker.

How does the pudding you call your brain taste like? I'm curious.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Krankenstein on November 15, 2011, 04:35:49 AM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 14, 2011, 07:27:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec)

I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.

Maybe she heard you find trannys hot....thus she felt she would look at someone who doesn't disgust her.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 04:51:17 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on November 14, 2011, 10:49:28 PM
His eyes are so far apart you could fit a third one comfortably in between his two...Dude looks like he'd be a maintnance man of a HUD apartment complex. Let's just say he more than likely wasn't picked in Heads up 7up.
LOL ;D
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Tito24 on November 15, 2011, 05:32:52 AM: great head for on a stake
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Hulkster on November 15, 2011, 05:39:56 AM: Burrito Tech?

LMAO
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: CalvinH on November 15, 2011, 06:44:49 AM: Looks like chaos's little retarded brother.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: newmom on November 15, 2011, 06:45:29 AM: Quote from: CalvinH on November 15, 2011, 06:44:49 AM
Looks like chaos's little retarded brother.

I legit LMAO
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Billy Guns on November 15, 2011, 06:46:28 AM: This guy wishes Derek and Aaron would spunk in his cheerios every morning to raise his test levels :o
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: dyslexic on November 15, 2011, 08:25:42 AM: Quote from: Billy Guns on November 15, 2011, 06:46:28 AM
This guy wishes Derek and Aaron would spunk in his cheerios every morning to raise his test levels :o

Doesn't he? Prolly a supp that Derek sells cheap (or gives away)
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 09:22:35 AM: Quote from: Hulkster on November 15, 2011, 05:39:56 AM
Burrito Tech?

LMAO

Hey don't knock my profession. I graduated from San Montoya Technical College with a major in Mexican Fast Food and a minor in microbiology and tennis.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:25:48 AM: lol.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Schmoff on November 15, 2011, 09:28:33 AM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 09:22:35 AM
Hey don't knock my profession. I graduated from San Montoya Technical College with a major in Mexican Fast Food and a minor in microbiology and tennis.

hahahahahahahahahaha

you are seriously a piece of shit!!!!
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 09:28:44 AM: Do any of you guys know if this man is an IFBB, NABBA, WBFF, Pro bodybuilder? I found this link in my wife's favorites on her laptop. I can really mad. U mad? Yes I'm mad, rly, srs. Cheating wife is cheating! ::) :( :-X

How can i compete with these muscle gods? I'm only dat der cell tech :(
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:30:00 AM: This gimmick truly blows dead bats!
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:30:26 AM: am i the only one who finds this guy funny?
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:38:58 AM: Quote from: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:30:26 AM
am i the only one who finds this guy funny?
I would say yes.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 09:45:46 AM: Quote from: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:38:58 AM
I would say yes.

Thank you Wes! I appreciate you having the guts to stick up for me! I'm at work five hours a day, three days a week, trying to put in the long hours to get my promotion Chalupa Stuffer and my wife is watching these gearheads. I mean these guys could easily bench 135, maybe even 185...I just can't hang with these bulls, these titans, these superheroes!
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:58:10 AM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 09:45:46 AM
Thank you Wes! I appreciate you having the guts to stick up for me! I'm at work five hours a day, three days a week, trying to put in the long hours to get my promotion Chalupa Stuffer and my wife is watching these gearheads. I mean these guys could easily bench 135, maybe even 185...I just can't hang with these bulls, these titans, these superheroes!
Keep trying. ::)
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 09:59:12 AM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 09:22:35 AM
Hey don't knock my profession. I graduated from San Montoya Technical College with a major in Mexican Fast Food and a minor in microbiology and tennis.

AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!! Nice.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: 240 is Back on November 15, 2011, 10:01:51 AM: would not hit, but would not quit.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: newmom on November 15, 2011, 10:07:20 AM: Quote from: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:30:26 AM
am i the only one who finds this guy funny?

so far I find him funny
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 10:26:13 AM: Quote from: Runningmom on November 15, 2011, 10:07:20 AM
so far I find him funny
You would!! :(
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: newmom on November 15, 2011, 10:33:40 AM: Quote from: wes on November 15, 2011, 10:26:13 AM
You would!! :(

listen old man, I've had enough lip service from you. Come on, chalupa stuffer, 3 hour shifts..LMAO
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: the trainer on November 15, 2011, 12:06:55 PM: Quote from: StrengthAddicts on November 14, 2011, 07:27:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec)

I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.

There is a simple solution go jump off a bridge, your wife will be happy because she will get to fuck a real man instead of a bitch and I will be happy because i do not have to read your shitty post again so everybody wins.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: Fortress on November 15, 2011, 12:10:08 PM: Now THIS dude has a gigantic head! :o

All Allah and sand pies.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: StrengthAddicts on November 15, 2011, 12:17:31 PM: Quote from: the trainer on November 15, 2011, 12:06:55 PM
There is a simple solution go jump off a bridge, your wife will be happy because she will get to fuck a real man instead of a bitch and I will be happy because i do not have to read your shitty post again so everybody wins.

I will do no such thing. I have instead invested in the Cell Tech Nitro Tech STACK! I will also be STACKING these compounds with an Equate multivitamin and espom salt baths. I plan to eventually look as good this man. I just know I can make it. My wife is the only reason I wake up. We have a great life. I am 5'7, 119lbs, but I plan on bulking up to 125. She is 5'1, 270, nooo... she's lost weight, prolly around 265 now. She has beautiful blonde hair, great skin, and the fullest lips I've ever seen. We cuddle every night, though we don't have much choice, since we sleep on a twin size bed, but my point is, I plan on looking like this man in no time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgGH7Szg3o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgGH7Szg3o) and when this happens, I'll be able to tell guys like Markus Ruhl -- "hey, come at me bro," "rly," "srs."

Anabolic Burrito Tech will be anabolic.
Title: Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
Post by: newmom on November 15, 2011, 12:25:09 PM: lmaooooooo