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Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« on: November 14, 2011, 07:27:38 PM »


I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 07:29:37 PM »
Terrible gimmick!!  :(

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »

I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.



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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 07:35:13 PM »
Terrible gimmick!!  :(

X2!! I expected much better.
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 07:35:44 PM »


I was hoping to score and all Clorinda (that's my wife's name) told me, was to turn the lights out and let her pleasure herself in peace. She told me there was a Hungry Man microwavable dinner for me in the kitchen. As soon as I walked away, I heard a loud motor rev up, the Turkish music in the background, and the lights began to flicker.
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 07:50:30 PM »
this is you, spermaddicts, isn't this?

you would have expected your wife doing anything to you

 :-X :-X


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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 08:19:55 PM »
this is you, spermaddicts, isn't this?

you would have expected your wife doing anything to you

 :-X :-X



not a bad looking dude

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 08:21:24 PM »
not a bad looking dude

com e on, your standard can't be that low

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 08:22:31 PM »
com e on, your standard can't be that low

 :-\

he isn't ugly, I wouldn't drop it like it's hot but he aint bad

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 09:50:15 PM »
he isn't ugly, I wouldn't drop it like it's hot but he aint bad
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 10:37:43 PM »
X2!! I expected much better.

I expect nothing but the worst on getbig anymore.

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 10:49:28 PM »
not a bad looking dude

His eyes are so far apart you could fit a third one comfortably in between his two...Dude looks like he'd be a maintnance man of a HUD apartment complex. Let's just say he more than likely wasn't picked in Heads up 7up.
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 11:00:14 PM »
I didn't notice anything but the *oval* shaped body.


Oh well. 65 posts and another gimmick hits us today.


Like... wow.


How many gimmicks are on this board these days? 75%? More?

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 11:25:44 PM »
Thats fuck*d up dude, your wife is a massive s1ut
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2011, 03:40:00 AM »


Looks exactly like his 'new' son in this gif  ;D

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2011, 04:22:22 AM »
I was hoping to score and all Clorinda (that's my wife's name) told me, was to turn the lights out and let her pleasure herself in peace. She told me there was a Hungry Man microwavable dinner for me in the kitchen. As soon as I walked away, I heard a loud motor rev up, the Turkish music in the background, and the lights began to flicker.

How does the pudding you call your brain taste like? I'm curious.

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2011, 04:35:49 AM »

I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.

Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.

I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.

Maybe she heard you find trannys hot....thus she felt she would look at someone who doesn't disgust her.

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2011, 04:51:17 AM »
His eyes are so far apart you could fit a third one comfortably in between his two...Dude looks like he'd be a maintnance man of a HUD apartment complex. Let's just say he more than likely wasn't picked in Heads up 7up.
LOL  ;D

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2011, 05:32:52 AM »
great head for on a stake

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2011, 05:39:56 AM »
Burrito Tech?

LMAO
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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2011, 06:44:49 AM »
Looks like chaos's little retarded brother.

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2011, 06:45:29 AM »
Looks like chaos's little retarded brother.

I legit LMAO

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2011, 06:46:28 AM »
This guy wishes Derek and Aaron would spunk in his cheerios every morning to raise his test levels  :o

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2011, 08:25:42 AM »
This guy wishes Derek and Aaron would spunk in his cheerios every morning to raise his test levels  :o


Doesn't he? Prolly a supp that Derek sells cheap (or gives away)

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Re: Caught my Wife Watching this - Naked!
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2011, 09:22:35 AM »
Burrito Tech?

LMAO

Hey don't knock my profession. I graduated from San Montoya Technical College with a major in Mexican Fast Food and a minor in microbiology and tennis.
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