I just got home from work - I'm the Burrito Tech at Taco Bell. I must have rolled over two hundred
bean burritos today, over four dozen 7 layer burritos, and made about 200 soft tacos, only to come
home from work, thinking I'm going I'm going to be able to get into my Kermit the Frog costume and get it
on with my wife (who waits for me in Ms. Piggy costume), to make hot love.
Instead, I find her BUTT NAKED watching videos of this ROIDER, this JUICEHEAD, this ANABOLIC STUD!
I can't compete with this TITAN, this FREAK, this IRON WIZARD.
I'm mad. rly. srs. Turkish badass bodybuilder is Turkish.