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Title: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 09:35:20 AM
....patting the other's butt by a copier.   I have no other context to put around the situation.


Getbig suggestions on how to handle these two moving forward?
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 15, 2011, 09:36:06 AM
did he have a nice butt?
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
report it to Joe Paterno and move on.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: chaos on November 15, 2011, 09:37:11 AM
Means he had one empty cheek waiting to be patted stud. 8)
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Nails on November 15, 2011, 09:38:31 AM
Go talk to your dad and see what pappa advises you to do.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 15, 2011, 09:39:20 AM
you shoulda said "JNN....Sev, when did you two start working here?"
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:39:53 AM
Doesn`t make him a bad person.  :)
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Mick33 on November 15, 2011, 09:40:15 AM
Ask one of them a serious work question....after response say, "Impressive insight!...is that why "so and so" was patting your ass the other day?" Wait for response.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:41:42 AM
Ya` know,sometimes a friendly pat on the ass can make your day just that much better.

Try it sometime with a co-worker.........he`ll more than likely respond in kind!  ;D
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: G_Thang on November 15, 2011, 09:42:09 AM
probably played football in high school. standard greeting amongst the cult.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:43:07 AM
as long as there was no "water running and rythmic slapping sounds" it should be OK.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:43:15 AM
probably played football in high school. standard greeting amongst the cult.
You`re probably right.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 09:43:19 AM
did he have a nice butt?

Will have to drop a pencil and ask him to pick it up before decision can be made.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:43:53 AM
Will have to drop a pencil and ask him to pick it up before decision can be made.
Good one!  ;D
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: outby43 on November 15, 2011, 09:45:20 AM
Was it Sanduskey?
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 15, 2011, 09:45:44 AM
been working at the same place for 16 years. never once have i gotten an ass patting  :'(
I need to diet
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Salvatore Martinez on November 15, 2011, 09:46:37 AM
been working at the same place for 16 years. never once have i gotten an ass patting  :'(
I need to diet
no you just need to find a workplace with more negroes.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Nails on November 15, 2011, 09:49:28 AM
its a new thing called Qaddafi'd

Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: stuntmovie on November 15, 2011, 09:53:38 AM
I've seen that happen twice and in both cases the 'pattee' reported a lost wallet within the hour. And the 'patter' was never seen again.

Sometimes what you see it not what you see.

Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:55:05 AM
I've seen that happen twice and in both cases the 'pattee' reported a lost wallet within the hour. And the 'patter' was never seen again.

Sometimes what you see it not what you see.


;D
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 09:55:22 AM
Picked up a printout and they're babbling about cycling by a file cabinet.  FYI ~ I now hate "watercooler chat" about marathons, half marathons, ironman triathalons, cycling in general or P90X.

Not sure if this helps with further suggestions?
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 09:55:39 AM
been working at the same place for 16 years. never once have i gotten an ass patting  :'(
I need to diet
Hang in there bud,your day will come. :)
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: tbombz on November 15, 2011, 10:16:18 AM
Picked up a printout and they're babbling about cycling by a file cabinet.  FYI ~ I now hate "watercooler chat" about marathons, half marathons, ironman triathalons, cycling in general or P90X.

Not sure if this helps with further suggestions?
what about "crossfit"  ;D
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: tendonitis on November 15, 2011, 10:20:58 AM
sometimes a high-five just isn't good enough
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: chaos on November 15, 2011, 10:30:30 AM
Next time crop dust them with a protein fart.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: MikMaq on November 15, 2011, 10:39:43 AM
I saw two gay guys trying to buy condoms the other night. You should of seen the dissapointment in their voice when they were told they were sold out.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Nails on November 15, 2011, 10:54:37 AM
I saw two gay guys trying to buy condoms the other night. You should of seen the dissapointment in their voice when they were told they were sold out.


I once saw this Smoking hot piece of cuban ass in miami beach walk into CVS in front of me short mini dress where you can almost see her asshole, she proceeded to walk tot he condom section where she bought boxes of 36 rubbers.... DAMN must be a very popular street hooker  :-\
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: CalvinH on November 15, 2011, 10:56:04 AM
....patting the other's butt by a copier.   I have no other context to put around the situation.


Getbig suggestions on how to handle these two moving forward?



You should have said "HAHAHA,thats not how you pat another mans butt"

.....and then showed him how it's done 8)
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 15, 2011, 10:58:00 AM
....patting the other's butt by a copier.   I have no other context to put around the situation.


Did your upper lip get sweaty seeing that ?
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 12:17:44 PM


You should have said "HAHAHA,thats not how you pat another mans butt"

.....and then showed him how it's done 8)

Considered it, but didn't follow through....opportunity squandered.
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Nails on November 15, 2011, 12:41:03 PM
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(http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/demotivational-posters-horseplay.jpg)
 
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Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Wiggs on November 15, 2011, 01:00:04 PM
Means he had one empty cheek waiting to be patted stud. 8)

lol :-X
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Spicoli on November 15, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
WWCBD

Ask yourself-
What would chandler bing do?
Title: Re: Just passed by two guys at work and one was......
Post by: Spicoli on November 15, 2011, 01:32:45 PM
Get over here bing