Author Topic: Just passed by two guys at work and one was...... (Read 4094 times)

Man of Steel · « **on:** November 15, 2011, 09:35:20 AM »

....patting the other's butt by a copier. I have no other context to put around the situation.

Getbig suggestions on how to handle these two moving forward?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:36:06 AM »

did he have a nice butt?

Salvatore Martinez · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:36:21 AM »

report it to Joe Paterno and move on.

chaos · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:37:11 AM »

Means he had one empty cheek waiting to be patted stud.

Nails · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:38:31 AM »

Go talk to your dad and see what pappa advises you to do.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:39:20 AM »

you shoulda said "JNN....Sev, when did you two start working here?"

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:39:53 AM »

Doesn`t make him a bad person.

Mick33 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:40:15 AM »

Ask one of them a serious work question....after response say, "Impressive insight!...is that why "so and so" was patting your ass the other day?" Wait for response.

wes · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:41:42 AM »

Ya` know,sometimes a friendly pat on the ass can make your day just that much better.

Try it sometime with a co-worker.........he`ll more than likely respond in kind!

G_Thang · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:42:09 AM »

probably played football in high school. standard greeting amongst the cult.

Salvatore Martinez · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:43:07 AM »

as long as there was no "water running and rythmic slapping sounds" it should be OK.

wes · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:43:15 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on November 15, 2011, 09:42:09 AM

probably played football in high school. standard greeting amongst the cult.

You`re probably right.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:43:19 AM »

Quote from: airosol on November 15, 2011, 09:36:06 AM

did he have a nice butt?

Will have to drop a pencil and ask him to pick it up before decision can be made.

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:43:53 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 09:43:19 AM

Will have to drop a pencil and ask him to pick it up before decision can be made.

Good one!

outby43 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:45:20 AM »

Was it Sanduskey?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:45:44 AM »

been working at the same place for 16 years. never once have i gotten an ass patting

I need to diet

Salvatore Martinez · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:46:37 AM »

Quote from: airosol on November 15, 2011, 09:45:44 AM

been working at the same place for 16 years. never once have i gotten an ass patting
I need to diet

no you just need to find a workplace with more negroes.

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:49:28 AM »

its a new thing called Qaddafi'd

stuntmovie · « **Reply #18 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:53:38 AM »

I've seen that happen twice and in both cases the 'pattee' reported a lost wallet within the hour. And the 'patter' was never seen again.

Sometimes what you see it not what you see.

wes · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:55:05 AM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on November 15, 2011, 09:53:38 AM

I've seen that happen twice and in both cases the 'pattee' reported a lost wallet within the hour. And the 'patter' was never seen again.

Sometimes what you see it not what you see.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:55:22 AM »

Picked up a printout and they're babbling about cycling by a file cabinet. FYI ~ I now hate "watercooler chat" about marathons, half marathons, ironman triathalons, cycling in general or P90X.

Not sure if this helps with further suggestions?

wes · « **Reply #21 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:55:39 AM »

Quote from: airosol on November 15, 2011, 09:45:44 AM

been working at the same place for 16 years. never once have i gotten an ass patting
I need to diet

Hang in there bud,your day will come.

tbombz · « **Reply #22 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:16:18 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on November 15, 2011, 09:55:22 AM

Picked up a printout and they're babbling about cycling by a file cabinet. FYI ~ I now hate "watercooler chat" about marathons, half marathons, ironman triathalons, cycling in general or P90X.

Not sure if this helps with further suggestions?

what about "crossfit"

tendonitis · « **Reply #23 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:20:58 AM »

sometimes a high-five just isn't good enough

chaos · « **Reply #24 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:30:30 AM »

Next time crop dust them with a protein fart.