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Title: Some achievements of Kim Jong-Il.
Post by: Darren Avey on December 20, 2011, 04:19:48 AM: Bench pressed 100kg for 100 reps first time he went in a gym,
Hit 11 holes in one in his first ever round of golf.
Had a 300KPH(200MPH) tennis serve.

What a guy!
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Post by: dr.chimps on December 20, 2011, 04:22:02 AM: Pfft. Wouldn't crack the Getbig starting lineup.
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Post by: JasonH on December 20, 2011, 04:42:30 AM: He also finshed writing Beethoven's 9th symphony, deadlifted 225 for 113, wouldn't hit it, started a new religion of peace, was warmly welcomed to the thunderdome on his very first post, and made it gay because he wanted it to be.
Title: Re: Some achievements of Kim Jong-Il.
Post by: NotMrAverage on December 20, 2011, 05:06:01 AM: His father came up with the greatest idea known to man: combine communism with religion. Kim-Il-Sung made himself god his son Kim-Jong-Il Jesus and the new one is atleast named Kim. He is supposed to be worse than his father considering the sadistic part. In Korea everybody is named Kim like all muslims are named Muhammed.

YOU ARE FROM KOREA? YES I AM! REALLY? I WAS THERE AND KNOW A GUY CALLED KIM, DO YOU KNOW HIM?
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Post by: ChristopherA on December 20, 2011, 05:11:48 AM: He never defecated either, not once.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 20, 2011, 05:24:09 AM: He always got 30% discount at Nasser's soiled manties.
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Post by: Butterbean on December 20, 2011, 07:51:09 AM: Quote from: JasonH on December 20, 2011, 04:42:30 AM
He also finshed writing Beethoven's 9th symphony, deadlifted 225 for 113, wouldn't hit it, started a new religion of peace, was warmly welcomed to the thunderdome on his very first post, and made it gay because he wanted it to be.

;D
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 20, 2011, 07:55:34 AM: He died though immortal. That's not an easy fit.
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Post by: Stark on December 20, 2011, 08:00:56 AM: I'm just going to leave this here ;D
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Post by: 240 is Back on December 20, 2011, 08:05:50 AM: they cry because now they have a president that spilled ovevr.
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Post by: the trainer on December 20, 2011, 08:14:14 AM: the ifbb tried for years to get him into the olympia but he refused saying it was beneath him.
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Post by: _bruce_ on December 20, 2011, 08:15:51 AM: P.I.P. gentle cowboy of tasteful glasses.
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Post by: lovemonkey on December 20, 2011, 08:16:32 AM: He broke the spine of a german shepherd with his bare hands.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on December 20, 2011, 08:16:58 AM: Quote from: NotMrAverage on December 20, 2011, 05:06:01 AM
His father came up with the greatest idea known to man: combine communism with religion. Kim-Il-Sung made himself god his son Kim-Jong-Il Jesus and the new one is atleast named Kim. He is supposed to be worse than his father considering the sadistic part. In Korea everybody is named Kim like all muslims are named Muhammed.

YOU ARE FROM KOREA? YES I AM! REALLY? I WAS THERE AND KNOW A GUY CALLED KIM, DO YOU KNOW HIM?
:D right. And Park too....
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Post by: Butterbean on December 20, 2011, 09:23:11 AM: Quote from: lovemonkey on December 20, 2011, 08:16:32 AM
He broke the spine of a german shepherd with his bare hands.

He picked up a 596 pound stone and took it not only down his mother's driveway, but around the block.
Title: Re: Some achievements of Kim Jong-Il.
Post by: Overload on December 20, 2011, 09:34:04 AM: He counted to infinity...Twice.

8)
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Post by: Papper on December 20, 2011, 09:38:56 AM: Kim Jong Ill once had a picture taken with Lou Ferrigno and got payed 20 dollars for it
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Post by: lovemonkey on December 20, 2011, 09:42:18 AM: Quote from: papercut on December 20, 2011, 09:38:56 AM
Kim Jong Ill once had a picture taken with Lou Ferrigno and got payed 20 dollars for it

dingding we have a winner!!!
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Post by: freespirit on December 20, 2011, 09:53:00 AM: Kim surely knew how to party:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93a_1324370179
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Post by: G_Thang on December 20, 2011, 09:57:31 AM: Quote from: Stark on December 20, 2011, 08:00:56 AM
I'm just going to leave this here ;D

Shit, they're more loyal than a dog. Douchebag dies, and they want to jump in the grave with him.
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Post by: Schnauzer on December 20, 2011, 12:00:20 PM: Let's not forget Little Kim had the first GNC Gold Card.
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Post by: Butterbean on December 20, 2011, 12:33:14 PM: Quote from: papercut on December 20, 2011, 09:38:56 AM
Kim Jong Ill once had a picture taken with Lou Ferrigno and got payed 20 dollars for it

;D
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 20, 2011, 12:35:34 PM: Kim Jong License to Illest was pretty dope.
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Post by: Dipadidu on December 20, 2011, 12:40:22 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on December 20, 2011, 08:05:50 AM
they cry because now they have a president that spilled ovevr.

they cry cause otherwise they cut their throats
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Post by: arce1988 on December 20, 2011, 01:07:45 PM: second serve...with top spin
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Post by: Tito24 on December 20, 2011, 01:16:28 PM: i doubt he was that strong
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Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on December 20, 2011, 02:08:57 PM: Quote from: G_Thang on December 20, 2011, 09:57:31 AM
Shit, they're more loyal than a dog. Douchebag dies, and they want to jump in the grave with him.

Most likely orchestrated. I think NK really is the most bizarre country in the world, to the severe detriment of the normal people
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Post by: Dr Dutch on December 21, 2011, 07:12:17 AM: They would freak out if they got individual freedom all of a sudden. Wouldn't be able to comprehend it....
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Post by: Tito24 on December 21, 2011, 08:29:38 AM: Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on December 20, 2011, 02:08:57 PM
Most likely orchestrated. I think NK really is the most bizarre country in the world, to the severe detriment of the normal people

i dont know, maybe they dont even have to orchestrate things there much because these people are already brainwashed from childhood.
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 21, 2011, 02:08:25 PM: hahah kim john ill will return after his fake death to once again rule the chinamen 8)
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Post by: nosleep on December 21, 2011, 02:13:37 PM: Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 21, 2011, 02:08:25 PM
hahah kim john ill will return after his fake death to once again rule the chinamen 8)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0zbSz1bPWHE/Tr6Gif7glcI/AAAAAAAAAKA/cPP2UTLdnpg/s1600/1879f18e_e542_e1c6.jpg)
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 21, 2011, 02:19:24 PM: Kim jong il once got his hummer windshield shot because he destroyed some south korean girls on the internet.
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Post by: arce1988 on December 21, 2011, 03:32:58 PM: he ran a full marathon in 01:00 Hour flat