Author Topic: Some achievements of Kim Jong-Il. (Read 6169 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** December 20, 2011, 04:19:48 AM »

Bench pressed 100kg for 100 reps first time he went in a gym,
Hit 11 holes in one in his first ever round of golf.
Had a 300KPH(200MPH) tennis serve.

What a guy!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2011, 04:22:02 AM »

Pfft. Wouldn't crack the Getbig starting lineup.

JasonH · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2011, 04:42:30 AM »

He also finshed writing Beethoven's 9th symphony, deadlifted 225 for 113, wouldn't hit it, started a new religion of peace, was warmly welcomed to the thunderdome on his very first post, and made it gay because he wanted it to be.

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2011, 05:06:01 AM »

His father came up with the greatest idea known to man: combine communism with religion. Kim-Il-Sung made himself god his son Kim-Jong-Il Jesus and the new one is atleast named Kim. He is supposed to be worse than his father considering the sadistic part. In Korea everybody is named Kim like all muslims are named Muhammed.

YOU ARE FROM KOREA? YES I AM! REALLY? I WAS THERE AND KNOW A GUY CALLED KIM, DO YOU KNOW HIM?

ChristopherA · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2011, 05:11:48 AM »

He never defecated either, not once.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2011, 05:24:09 AM »

He always got 30% discount at Nasser's soiled manties.

Butterbean · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2011, 07:51:09 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on December 20, 2011, 04:42:30 AM

He also finshed writing Beethoven's 9th symphony, deadlifted 225 for 113, wouldn't hit it, started a new religion of peace, was warmly welcomed to the thunderdome on his very first post, and made it gay because he wanted it to be.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2011, 07:55:34 AM »

He died though immortal. That's not an easy fit.

Stark · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:00:56 AM »

I'm just going to leave this here

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:05:50 AM »

they cry because now they have a president that spilled ovevr.

the trainer · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:14:14 AM »

the ifbb tried for years to get him into the olympia but he refused saying it was beneath him.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:15:51 AM »

P.I.P. gentle cowboy of tasteful glasses.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:16:32 AM »

He broke the spine of a german shepherd with his bare hands.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:16:58 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on December 20, 2011, 05:06:01 AM

His father came up with the greatest idea known to man: combine communism with religion. Kim-Il-Sung made himself god his son Kim-Jong-Il Jesus and the new one is atleast named Kim. He is supposed to be worse than his father considering the sadistic part. In Korea everybody is named Kim like all muslims are named Muhammed.

YOU ARE FROM KOREA? YES I AM! REALLY? I WAS THERE AND KNOW A GUY CALLED KIM, DO YOU KNOW HIM?

right. And Park too....