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Title: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:26:46 PM
After weeks and weeks of trying to get her house clean she is still pissing and shitting in my place.
I tried sweet talk, I tried beating her I tried everything.
Enough is enough I sleep over it but I think tomorrow I get a bucket of water and just drown her - its the human thing to do I guess.

Below a picture of the little bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/7GSJr.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 20, 2012, 02:28:04 PM
It is what your mom should have done with you.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: dr.chimps on January 20, 2012, 02:29:41 PM
Unit 731 humour.     ::)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: SmallPole on January 20, 2012, 02:30:40 PM
It is what your mom should have done with you.

(http://i.imgur.com/5En1W.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:30:54 PM
It is what your mom should have done with you.

Does it bother you that everything you do or will do in your hopefully short and unimportant life will absolutely never change the fact
that you are a complete subhuman being?
I think I would kill myself if I be you, in fact I think your mother should have mercy killed you.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: epic_alien on January 20, 2012, 02:32:48 PM
dont drown that dog,
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 02:33:38 PM
Best method to house break a dog. Put the food and water out the same time everyday. Leave it out for 10-15 minutes. If the dog does not eat you still pick it up and put it away. If they eat, wait around 15-20 and take them outside. Stay with them no matter how long it takes for them to shit and piss. Have 2 small treats in your pocket. After is pisses praise it and give them one treat, after they shit do the same. It will take 5-14 days to house train them. At the beginning you may be standing outside for 45 minutes to an hour but it will be worth it in the long run. This method has worked for me 5X.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:34:25 PM
dont drown that dog,

You fucking kidding me?
I couldn't hurt an animal - I'm a qualified zookeeper for god sake.

I'm just baiting subhuman beings like Cleanest Natural ::)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: SmallPole on January 20, 2012, 02:34:51 PM
Does it bother you that everything you do or will do in your hopefully short and unimportant life will absolutely never change the fact
that you are a complete subhuman being?
I think I would kill myself if I be you, in fact I think your mother should have mercy killed you.

Thoughts?


you do realize you just paraphrased his post as your own comeback, right?
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:36:36 PM
Best method to house break a dog. Put the food and water out the same time everyday. Leave it out for 10-15 minutes. If the dog does not eat you still pick it up and put it away. If they eat, wait around 15-20 and take them outside. Stay with them no matter how long it takes for them to shit and piss. Have 2 small treats in your pocket. After is pisses praise it and give them one treat, after they shit do the same. It will take 5-14 days to house train them. At the beginning you may be standing outside for 45 minutes to an hour but it will be worth it in the long run. This method has worked for me 5X.

my father would take the cat and dip his nose into the poo when it didn't go to the cat loo - I always fucking hated it when he had to do that.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:38:11 PM
you do realize you just paraphrased his post as your own comeback, right?

You are allowed to take his gypsie dick out of you mouth - in all fairness if you ever want to stay on getbig *seeing that you are as new as you can be* you need to know who's dick to suck and who to push away.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 20, 2012, 02:39:01 PM
I guess QuakerOats wish wasn't granted.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:41:10 PM
I guess QuakerOats wish wasn't granted.

;D

Guess not :D - I will never ever fucking ever go away ;)

Most hated person on getbig - and still going strong read between the lines ;)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: SmallPole on January 20, 2012, 02:41:38 PM
You are allowed to take his gypsie dick out of you mouth - in all fairness if you ever want to stay on getbig *seeing that you are as new as you can be* you need to know who's dick to suck and who to push away.


ok, so you did not realize that...
no need to thank me
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: doriancutlerman on January 20, 2012, 02:41:43 PM
After weeks and weeks of trying to get her house clean she is still pissing and shitting in my place.
I tried sweet talk, I tried beating her I tried everything.
Enough is enough I sleep over it but I think tomorrow I get a bucket of water and just drown her - its the human thing to do I guess.

Below a picture of the little bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/7GSJr.jpg)

I know this is some kind of bullshit joke, but yeah -- go ahead and drown the helpless animal as opposed to the countless more humane options you might explore.

Then again, I reckon you want me to say that, so ... eh.  Carry on :)  Drown all of the puppies you can if that puts lead in your pencil, mein gud herr.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: B_B_C on January 20, 2012, 02:41:53 PM
did you get your blood test results back yet ?
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:42:49 PM
did you get your blood test results back yet ?

yep all good thanks for asking - little high on sodium and cholesterol but otherwise AOK.

Cheers mate
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:44:00 PM
I know this is some kind of bullshit joke, but yeah -- go ahead and drown the helpless animal as opposed to the countless more humane options you might explore.

Then again, I reckon you want me to say that, so ... eh.  Carry on :)  Drown all of the puppies you can if that puts lead in your pencil, mein gud herr.

Make some suggestions than please...
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 20, 2012, 02:45:43 PM
You really are a filthy piece of shit, aren't you, Stark ? What a bitch move. Then again, it's a bitch move made by a bitch ... that would be you, Stark. ;-)



For those who are wondering why I'm pissed off, it's quite simple really. Dustin { one of our fellow members and a man I call my friend } posted this SAME PIC a few days ago. This isn't Stark's puppy. It's Dustin's.


Callin' out someone's dog like that, Stark, is no different than callin' out a member of someone's family. Three words, Stark ... IMMATURE WHINEY BITCH. You whine when someone fucks with you, yet you pull stupid shit like this all the time.


I'm done with you, trash.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:46:39 PM
You really are a filthy piece of shit, aren't you, Stark ? What a bitch move. Then again, it's a bitch move made by a bitch ... that would be you, Stark. ;-)



For those who are wondering why I'm pissed off, it's quite simple really. Dustin { one of our fellow members and a man I call my friend } posted this SAME PIC a few days ago. This isn't Stark's puppy. It's Dustin's.


Callin' out someone's dog like that, Stark, is no different than callin' out a member of someone's family. Three words, Stark ... IMMATURE WHINEY BITCH. You whine when someone fucks with you, yet you pull stupid shit like this all the time.


I'm done with you, trash.


;D ;D always good to count on you The_Iron_Disciple

And OMG you need a fucking reality check, comparing a dog with a human being are you fucking retarded now?

You better grow some balls and give me some good sujestins how to get rid of that annoying pest!!
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
Great sense of humor and wit, NOT
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:52:45 PM
Great sense of humor and wit, NOT

Oh look you made a NOT joke...  ::)

Can somebody tell what all the commotion here is? Its only a puppy for godsake - can we all get please unfucked and gather our balls
back please?
Jesus!!
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 20, 2012, 02:53:12 PM

;D ;D always good to count on you The_Iron_Disciple

And OMG you need a fucking reality check, comparing a dog with a human being are you fucking retarded now?

You better grow some balls and give me some good sujestins how to get rid of that annoying pest!!


I've got plenty of suggestions on how to rid the world of your filthy, morbid, disrespectful ass, Stark. You can count on that.


And, fyi, I love my pets more than I love most human beings. I think most pet owners here would agree with me. Your the one that needs a reality check, Stark. Just remember these words ... Karma ALWAYS catches up to us. You'll have your turn. ;-)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 20, 2012, 02:55:42 PM
Oh look you made a NOT joke...  ::)

Can somebody tell what all the commotion here is? Its only a puppy for godsake - can we all get please unfucked and gather our balls
back please?
Jesus!!


We'll all happily get unfucked whe you get fucked, Stark.



Btw, would love one of your signature t-shirts. There's a winter storm outside and I just ran out of toilet paper.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Purge_WTF on January 20, 2012, 02:56:29 PM
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Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 02:57:11 PM

We'll all happily get unfucked whe you get fucked, Stark.



Btw, would love one of your signature t-shirts. There's a winter storm outside and I just ran out of toilet paper.

;D I can litterlay see you hammering away on your keyboard tears of protest rolling down your chubby face :D
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 02:59:56 PM
;D I can litterlay see you hammering away on your keyboard tears of protest rolling down your chubby face :D

Stark, I would not mention the fur coat you are wearing this winter made out of puppies and kittens. Not a good time.   :-X
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:01:47 PM
Stark, I (almost) always appreciate your threads.. 8) 8)   LOL but you know that.... ;D
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:01:57 PM
Stark, I would not mention the fur coat you are wearing this winter made out of puppies and kittens. Not a good time.   :-X

u think?

;D

took me fucking forever to drown and hang the kittens and cats....

 :-X
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:04:15 PM
Stark, I (almost) always appreciate your threads.. 8) 8)   LOL but you know that.... ;D

im always amazed how serious people still take the internet - you would think with age and all people apprechiate the pure lol and troll of the WWW but guess not - prove in this thread :D
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:06:00 PM
What I mentioned many times before: it's all amusement in the end..
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:08:48 PM
What I mentioned many times before: it's all amusement in the end..

yeah but sadly people still don't understand the awesomeness of having one single place on this planet were you DONT need to be PC but can make sick and dirty and disgusting jokes and behave like a complete asshole.
These people many of them here in this thread want to make the www "save" ::) and "clean" and like "real life" ::) - without realizing they kill the only free place left on this planet.

Stupid moral crusaders like Iron Discipline never impressed me and never will.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:10:21 PM
yeah but sadly people still don't understand the awesomeness of having one single place on this planet were you DONT need to be PC but can make sick and dirty and disgusting jokes and behave like a complete asshole.
These people many of them here in this thread want to make the www "save" ::) and "clean" and like "real life" ::) - without realizing they kill the only free place left on this planet.

Stupid moral crusaders like Iron Discipline never impressed me and never will.
See my new thread....
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: makaveli25 on January 20, 2012, 03:12:24 PM
Idiot

(http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/a-/ab/ca/bi/gif30.gif)


Sick Uberman on this basterd
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 20, 2012, 03:18:09 PM
Stark and Dutch ... there's amusement ... and then there's just plain disrespect.


Btw, Dutch ... how in god's name is the subject of drowning puppies amusement ???? Please clarify. I'm all ears.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:19:53 PM
Stark and Dutch ... there's amusement ... and then there's just plain disrespect.


Btw, Dutch ... how in god's name is the subject of drowning puppies amusement ???? Please clarify. I'm all ears.

It maybe wasn't amusing to you
but I laughed my ass of while I was holding that struggling puppy under water.

Please check your heartbeat if you don't see humor in that... at least give me a smile god damit
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: makaveli25 on January 20, 2012, 03:20:57 PM
It maybe wasn't amusing to me but I laughed my ass of while I was holding that struggling that struggling puppy under water.

Please check your heartbeat if you don't see humor in that... at least give me a smile god damit

You're a real sicko bro. A mental handicap. Seek help.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:22:33 PM
You're a real sicko bro. A mental handicap. Seek help.

What would make you say that...

BTW I am now finished with the first two - theres another three to go - should I wait until tomorrow ? Maybe they learned their lesson after seeing their two buddies swim with the fishes?!?
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 03:23:10 PM
You're a real sicko bro. A mental handicap. Seek help.

I must be as fucked up as Stark because sick shit makes me laugh. Now if I seen someone actually hurting an animal I would fucking kill them but it is a sick joke. Some will laugh-me, some will get pissed off- TID. Humor is in the eye of the beholder.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:24:10 PM


Btw, Dutch ... how in god's name is the subject of drowning puppies amusement ???? Please clarify. I'm all ears.
Drowning puppies is not amusement. But the clue is no puppies are being drowned. It's all mind games.. ;)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: makaveli25 on January 20, 2012, 03:26:03 PM
What would make you say that...

BTW I am now finished with the first two - theres another three to go - should I wait until tomorrow ? Maybe they learned their lesson after seeing their two buddies swim with the fishes?!?

That kind of humor isn't enjoyable you just want to get a rise. Good job big man.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:26:51 PM
I must be as fucked up as Stark because sick shit makes me laugh. Now if I seen someone actually hurting an animal I would fucking kill them but it is a sick joke. Some will laugh-me, some will get pissed off- TID. Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

Give you a littel anectdote, a few month ago I hear a cat howling outside I loom outside the window and see the two neighboor kids Rumanians (which makes no difference to me I can assure you) swing the a black cat which my son loves and strokes everytime we go for a walk by the tail, I actually jumped out the window and just ran at the kids they let the cat go and I grabbed one of them - lets say they never do that again.
coolest thing was the neighbor wanted to talk to me day after, came over when I was ready to drive to work, I already though he will give me shit for freightning his kid, he went like shake hand bro he did fucking wrong i saw it from the window, its alright he better learn - Coolest guy on this planet - we went for a pint the same day.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:29:09 PM
Give you a littel anectdote, a few month ago I hear a cat howling outside I loom outside the window and see the two neighboor kids Rumanians (which makes no difference to me I can assure you) swing the a black cat which my son loves and strokes everytime we go for a walk by the tail, I actually jumped out the window and just ran at the kids they let the cat go and I grabbed one of them - lets say they never do that again.
coolest thing was the neighbor wanted to talk to me day after, came over when I was ready to drive to work, I already though he will give me shit for freightning his kid, he went like shake hand bro he did fucking wrong i saw it from the window, its alright he better learn - Coolest guy on this planet - we went for a pint the same day.
props sir.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:29:49 PM
Drowning puppies is not amusement. But the clue is no puppies are being drowned. It's all mind games.. ;)

It doesn't make a differenence to these moral crusaders dutch, you know why? Because their lives are now tainted, they have read this horrible horrible thread now they have to deal with reality, OMG Stark is drowning puppies, its not real but somebody must be drowning puppies - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT !!! LALALAALALALALALALLLALAL A

Thats what these people are they pretend every day of their lives that shit like this and much much worse doesn't exist, their lives are a fucking fantasy and they are fooling themselves.
I actually feel sorry for them.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: dogbowl on January 20, 2012, 03:31:01 PM
Stark should be banned (for his sake, and ours), and this thread should be deleted
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:32:29 PM
Stark should be banned (for his sake, and ours), and this thread should be deleted

Why?

I let you in a clue, its numbers so you need to use your head..

Ready ??!

Okay..

19334 vs 670
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 03:34:18 PM
Give you a littel anectdote, a few month ago I hear a cat howling outside I loom outside the window and see the two neighboor kids Rumanians (which makes no difference to me I can assure you) swing the a black cat which my son loves and strokes everytime we go for a walk by the tail, I actually jumped out the window and just ran at the kids they let the cat go and I grabbed one of them - lets say they never do that again.
coolest thing was the neighbor wanted to talk to me day after, came over when I was ready to drive to work, I already though he will give me shit for freightning his kid, he went like shake hand bro he did fucking wrong i saw it from the window, its alright he better learn - Coolest guy on this planet - we went for a pint the same day.

That is exactly why you and I are comfortable with making these types of jokes because we know our true beliefs. That we would do whatever it takes to save an animal. Good job taking care of those little bastards.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: dogbowl on January 20, 2012, 03:35:45 PM
Why?
19334 vs 670

The people with huge post counts are usually off-topic for 95% of the time.

This is a board on a "bodybuilding, figure and fitness" forum.  It's not 4chan where psychotics talk about torturing animals.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:36:41 PM
That is exactly why you and I are comfortable with making these types of jokes because we know our true beliefs. That we would do whatever it takes to save an animal. Good job taking care of those little bastards.

To be honest I do understand them, they were just kids, I was cruel as a kid too - we used to put cats in trashbins and laugh at them trying to get out.
Now I cringe when I think about it and feel sorry for the cats.
Kids are cruel - you learn to be kind the older you get i guess.

Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: devilsmile on January 20, 2012, 03:37:48 PM
After weeks and weeks of trying to get her house clean she is still pissing and shitting in my place.
I tried sweet talk, I tried beating her I tried everything.
Enough is enough I sleep over it but I think tomorrow I get a bucket of water and just drown her - its the human thing to do I guess.

Below a picture of the little bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/7GSJr.jpg)

DROWNING? Human thing to do?

why don't you drown yourself while you're at it and have us get rid of your stupidity.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:37:49 PM
The people with huge post counts are usually off-topic for 95% of the time.

This is a board on a "bodybuilding, figure and fitness" forum.  It's not 4chan where psychotics talk about torturing animals.

And you decide that?

Listen up guys the dude who has barely 700 posts wants to tell us all what we can and cannot say, also he says we cannot have more than one post per day!!!!!!

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 03:39:17 PM
The people with huge post counts are usually off-topic for 95% of the time.

This is a board on a "bodybuilding, figure and fitness" forum.  It's not 4chan where psychotics talk about torturing animals.

For those of us that like to talk about torturing animals please do not post anymore on this site, instead click on the link below:

www.drownpuppiesandfuckd eadkittens.com
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:40:12 PM
For those of us that like to talk about torturing animals please do not post anymore on this site, instead click on the link below:

www.drownpuppiesandfuckd eadkittens.com

Or this

www.irapedmydeadgrandmot her.com <- Classic

BTW I wonder how many of my loyal haters have alraedy reported my thread screeeeeeaming at ron to delete my account :(
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:40:34 PM
For those of us that like to talk about torturing animals please do not post anymore on this site, instead click on the link below:

www.drownpuppiesandfuckd eadkittens.com
Link doesn't work and maybe that's for the best. I really cannot watch cruelty to animals....
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 20, 2012, 03:41:18 PM
Or this

www.irapedmydeadgrandmot her.com <- Classic
Doesn't work. But it was a joke too of course...
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:42:32 PM
Link doesn't work and maybe that's for the best. I really cannot watch cruelty to animals....

Try this one bro

www.tortureyourcatandeat itlater.com

Or

www.thecannibalscookbook .com

Or

www.likedtobepissedinmym outh.com
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: dogbowl on January 20, 2012, 03:43:40 PM
And you decide that?

Listen up guys the dude who has barely 700 posts wants to tell us all what we can and cannot say, also he says we cannot have more than one post per day!!!!!!

hahahahaha

I could make dozens of posts a day about crazy stuff too, but it does nothing to add to the site.  

I really think you do have some mental problems that you should get addressed.  Or at least you should reconsider the time you spend online, if you think it's a good idea to start a thread "Fucking shit i think i need to drown one of the puppies".

edit:  i wont be posting anymore in this thread
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:45:28 PM
I could make dozens of posts a day about crazy stuff too, but it does nothing to add to the site.  

I really think you do have some mental problems that you should get addressed.  Or at least you should reconsider the time you spend online, if you think it's a good idea to start a thread "Fucking shit i think i need to drown one of the puppies".

Did you see my latest thread? Its equal comedy gold!!!

i dare you not to laugh at my dead grannie jokes, if you cannot laugh at a dead grannies snatch there has to be something seriously wrong with you.
Think about it !!!
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 03:46:43 PM
I could make dozens of posts a day about crazy stuff too, but it does nothing to add to the site.  

I really think you do have some mental problems that you should get addressed.  Or at least you should reconsider the time you spend online, if you think it's a good idea to start a thread "Fucking shit i think i need to drown one of the puppies".

Dog, I disagree. This ads a lot to the site. This is the most active section. This is where I go to get a laugh and forget about the shitty day at work and the shitty economy and all the crooks and killers running around free. Take that shit seriously, not the shit we post. Fuck, in other words, calm down Gloria.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Antithesis on January 20, 2012, 03:47:11 PM
3 pages and you still haven't caught the big fish yet.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: makaveli25 on January 20, 2012, 03:48:17 PM
Dog, I disagree. This ads a lot to the site. This is the most active section. This is where I go to get a laugh and forget about the shitty day at work and the shitty economy and all the crooks and killers running around free. Take that shit seriously, not the shit we post. Fuck, in other words, calm down Gloria.

Hi asif
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: gym**rat on January 20, 2012, 03:50:04 PM
Hi asif

Mak, I am no one else, been me for over 7 years.
Name:  gym**rat
Posts:  799 (0.301 per day)
Position:  Getbig III
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Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: sync pulse on January 20, 2012, 03:55:02 PM
After weeks and weeks of trying to get her house clean she is still pissing and shitting in my place.
I tried sweet talk, I tried beating her I tried everything.
Enough is enough I sleep over it but I think tomorrow I get a bucket of water and just drown her - its the human thing to do I guess.

Below a picture of the little bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/7GSJr.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 03:56:34 PM


I liked this better

Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Radical Plato on January 20, 2012, 03:58:56 PM
After weeks and weeks of trying to get her house clean she is still pissing and shitting in my place.
I tried sweet talk, I tried beating her I tried everything.
Enough is enough I sleep over it but I think tomorrow I get a bucket of water and just drown her - its the human thing to do I guess.

Below a picture of the little bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/7GSJr.jpg)

Why have you waited this long?, I would of put that dog out of it's misery weeks ago! Plus I heard the meat is nice and tender on young dogs - could be cause for a Getbigger Afterworkout BBQ Dog Celebration.  I'm getting hungry just looking at that tender succulent meat - the only problem would be choosing the best dressing to accompany such a fine meat.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: makaveli25 on January 20, 2012, 03:59:34 PM
I liked this better







That's funny and makes you feel good. 99% of people will enjoy that way more than the original thread.
















































Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 04:01:36 PM




That's funny and makes you feel good. 99% of people will enjoy that way more than the original thread.



I don't get you people you get upset about an TOTALY obviouse troll fake thread, BUT you laugh at the real thing when a cat is getting washed in a "pet spa" what ever sick fuck thought this to be a good idea ::)
Lol so you cannot deal with fantasy but are okay with real pet torture.

Somebody explain this to me because I have trouble wrapping my head around that.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 20, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
Why have you waited this long?, I would of put that dog out of it's misery weeks ago! Plus I heard the meat is nice and tender on young dogs - could be cause for a Getbigger Afterworkout BBQ Dog Celebration.  I'm getting hungry just looking at that tender succulent meat - the only problem would be choosing the best dressing to accompany such a fine meat.

I have three left, do you want to drown one too?
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: sync pulse on January 20, 2012, 04:02:26 PM
I know about that device....yeah.  All kidding aside my sister altered a standard dog cage to be as described in this video and it totally worked!
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Radical Plato on January 20, 2012, 04:04:46 PM
I don't get you people you get upset about an TOTALY obviouse troll fake thread, BUT you laugh at the real thing when a cat is getting washed in a "pet spa" what ever sick fuck thought this to be a good idea ::)
Lol so you cannot deal with fantasy but are okay with real pet torture.

Somebody explain this to me because I have trouble wrapping my head around that.
The simplest explanation is that the combined gene pool of both your mother & father was insufficient genetic material to form a fully functioning working brain in their offspring, so the greatest you can hope for is that you learn to trust your instincts and accept the wiser elders when they say to you, "one day you will understand, just not now, just not now"
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Radical Plato on January 20, 2012, 04:05:56 PM
I have three left, do you want to drown one too?

I would like to eat one, I dont fancy skiinning the bitch though - I have always wanted to try a dog burger.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Radical Plato on January 20, 2012, 05:08:34 PM

have you established how the meat interacts with test, dbol etc, and is it gh16 approved?
dressing - like every second Muscle mary bodybuilder contestant but go easy on the brown sauce 

No matter how far you go - there is always someone who will go just that bit further - truthfully - I dont think i could eat dog, I would kill one in self defense without blinking an eye, although from experience, some dogs aren't easy to kill.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: B_B_C on January 20, 2012, 05:17:28 PM
No matter how far you go - there is always someone who will go just that bit further - truthfully - I dont think i could eat dog, I would kill one in self defense without blinking an eye, although from experience, some dogs aren't easy to kill.


stun & slit them like we do to bullocks, pigs, sheep, hot dogs, german shepherd pies, spotted dick ...
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: bradistani on January 20, 2012, 05:33:48 PM
After weeks and weeks of trying to get her house clean she is still pissing and shitting in my place.
I tried sweet talk, I tried beating her I tried everything.
Enough is enough I sleep over it but I think tomorrow I get a bucket of water and just drown her - its the human thing to do I guess.

Below a picture of the little bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/7GSJr.jpg)

i know you're only jesting. i just don't see the point though  ???
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: BigCyp on January 20, 2012, 05:37:28 PM
Whatever you need to do to feel more manly, 'stark'.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: mass 04 on January 20, 2012, 06:05:48 PM
Whatever you need to do to feel more manly, 'stark'.
The puppy would overpower Stark.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: flinstones1 on January 20, 2012, 06:08:46 PM
Stark is by far the biggest fucking twat I have ever encountered on a message board, ever. kill yourself
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: tommywishbone on January 20, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
It is what your mom should have done with you.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: drmarkp on January 20, 2012, 06:28:28 PM
It is what your mom should have done with you.

Thats what she should have done to him..
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
Epic thread backfire Stark. You should have known we getbiggers care about our pets even though you were joking.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 20, 2012, 07:02:54 PM
GH15 should send a controlled delivery just for making a post like this >:(
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: wes on January 20, 2012, 07:10:35 PM
Thread of the day.
::)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: OptimusPrime1980 on January 20, 2012, 07:20:58 PM

;D ;D always good to count on you The_Iron_Disciple

And OMG you need a fucking reality check, comparing a dog with a human being are you fucking retarded now?

You better grow some balls and give me some good sujestins how to get rid of that annoying pest!!
dogs save human beings.... on a daily basis all over the world...
dogs are a manīs best friend...and dogs love unconditionally, that is more than the average human is capable of.
in my family dogs were a part of our family, and when they passed it was like a family member passed away.
people who are not capable of loving an animal , are usually psychopaths.
childhood issues... usually abuse...
you have a sick sense of humor....


Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 20, 2012, 11:08:26 PM
You fucking kidding me?
I couldn't hurt an animal - I'm a qualified zookeeper for god sake.

I'm just baiting subhuman beings like Cleanest Natural ::)
I am a blonde green eyed genetically enhanced fair skinned man. I am the personification of what the Nazi's wanted. I am uberman to your unterman chubster.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: 20inch calves on January 20, 2012, 11:12:40 PM
sell it..give it away..end of story
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 21, 2012, 01:55:52 AM
Epic thread backfire Stark. You should have known we getbiggers care about our pets even though you were joking.

Wiggs by now u should know three things about me
1 I never care what people think about me not like most of the getbiggers that are locked in a competition who is liked best I don't really  care about thT

2 I'm pretty much always joking


3 I simply don't don't like black people I don't know why I simply find them repulsive
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 21, 2012, 01:57:05 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 21, 2012, 01:58:17 AM
I am a blonde green eyed genetically enhanced fair skinned man. I am the personification of what the Nazi's wanted. I am uberman to your unterman chubster.

Adress by my proper title and I might talk to u
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: booty on January 21, 2012, 02:01:55 AM
I hope that beautiful puppy bites your balls off.   >:(
Nobody should hurt or kill an innocent animal.  If you don't want this little darling, then give it to somebody who does.  What's some piss and shit from an animal anyway.  It's easy enough to clean up.  Puppies and kittens take a little while in toilet training them.  If you don't have patience then you shouldn't have a pet.  The poor puppy probably pisses itself everytime it sees you because it's terrified of you. 
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: devilsmile on January 21, 2012, 02:05:47 AM
I am a blonde green eyed genetically enhanced fair skinned man. I am the personification of what the Nazi's wanted. I am uberman to your unterman chubster.

rofl
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 21, 2012, 02:26:06 AM
Adress by my proper title and I might talk to u
untermensch?
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: dustin on January 21, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
That's my puppy, guys! lol

I didn't even notice this thread. Just another one of Stark's failed trolling attempts. Sometimes they're bang on and really piss you off, other times you wonder if he thinks he's speaking to 5 year olds. Sometime's his jokes are akin to someone threatening to stick a baby carrot up their own ass when you're having an arguement. You just stop and scratch your head, wondering what the fuck the screwed up logic is in that. lol :-X

Puppy drowning isn't funny though. It's an upsetting thought, but I don't get why someone would say that? That's kind of a fucked up thing to keep going off about too. It makes people think that Stark is more mentally disturbed than successfully pissing them off. I just think it's horrible, horrible trolling and I'm a little embarrassed. Hopefully the next attempt is a bit more creative.

BTW, Lucy actually loves the water. Sure she'd tear anyone's nuts off if they tried drowning her too. Last pic there is her snuggling up to her new big brother's butt. So cute how patient he is with her, even with his sore old man hips he nurtures her and protects her. Fuck humans, I'm a dog person.

(http://i.imgur.com/q5146.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6bBmw.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KjoHt.jpg)

 
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: DBX on January 21, 2012, 03:30:45 AM
That's my puppy, guys! lol

I didn't even notice this thread. Just another one of Stark's failed trolling attempts. Sometimes they're bang on and really piss you off, other times you wonder if he thinks he's speaking to 5 year olds. Sometime's his jokes are akin to someone threatening to stick a baby carrot up their own ass when you're having an arguement. You just stop and scratch your head, wondering what the fuck the screwed up logic is in that. lol :-X

Puppy drowning isn't funny though. It's an upsetting thought, but I don't get why someone would say that? That's kind of a fucked up thing to keep going off about too. It makes people think that Stark is more mentally disturbed than successfully pissing them off. I just think it's horrible, horrible trolling and I'm a little embarrassed. Hopefully the next attempt is a bit more creative.

BTW, Lucy actually loves the water. Sure she'd tear anyone's nuts off if they tried drowning her too. Last pic there is her snuggling up to her new big brother's butt. So cute how patient he is with her, even with his sore old man hips he nurtures her and protects her. Fuck humans, I'm a dog person.

(http://i.imgur.com/q5146.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6bBmw.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KjoHt.jpg)

 
i hope those are your girlfriends forearms
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: dustin on January 21, 2012, 03:38:52 AM
i hope those are your girlfriends forearms

LOL damn son, well I guess I did call myself a Thai ladyboy just recently..

They're my wife's arms. My arms and legs are so veiny they look like cocks! 8)
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Papper on January 21, 2012, 03:51:26 AM
just wondering, dont you guys read the threads before you post? how can so many fall for this obvious ruse  ???
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: _bruce_ on January 21, 2012, 03:53:47 AM
There's always a better solution.
Would never kill those little poopsies.
Title: Re: Fucking shit I think I need to drown one of the puppies I got a few days ago
Post by: Stark on January 21, 2012, 04:34:45 AM
Alright folks u be happy to hear I have not drowned the last two instead I sold them to my black neighbour he said he's going to "race" them