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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: suckmymuscle on January 28, 2012, 11:12:51 AM
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The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds latter my vision went dark. I woke up about half a minute latter and opened the windows and realized that I had passed out from gas. Did you guys have a similar experience?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds latter my vision went dark. I woke up about half a minute latter and opened the windows and realized that I had passed out from gas. Do you guys had a similar experience?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Are you sure you just didn't get the shits from the meth you've been sniffing?
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Are you sure you just didn't get the shits from the meth you've been sniffing?
I guess you meant "snorting" and not "sniffing".
1. I never snorted meth.
2. Yes, I am sure.
3. You are dumb with shitty reading comprehension.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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(http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kevin_hart.jpg)
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One of them put me to sleep...never try to "Dutch oven" yourself.
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trying to make friends going the humorous way suckmenmuscles ?
Clearely a thread started by someone of an "higher" intelligence.
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LOL
another classic thread
too bad you didn't somehow suffocate to death,
up the meth dosage bro
(http://truismnow.net/documentaries/files/2010/01/faces.jpg)
And this, my friends, is a classic meltdown. ;D I own your mind. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Very thought provoking topic.... ::)
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Pompous meets flatulance
the competition must have been fierce
no wonder you fainted
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I once cleared a college classroom after blowing deadly air without mercy. The teacher told the class we could go early (because of the foul stench). Never before or since have I emitted such a horrific smell. Just wasn't right.
Even satan himself would not have been amused. ;D
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oops
This is a little gem that was brought to my attention.
I can not take credit for the beauty in the following information and will keep the source anonymous as to show respect for the fellow forum member.
It was brought to my attention that a gimmick here by the name of 'Cigaretteman' has been "nuthuggin" Suckmymuscle on various threads as of recent..
Well, the truth has revealed that the paraplegia-inducing, canine destroyer who just so happens to be a genetically engineered superhuman has been using a gimmick to reply to his own posts, LOL!
It's been an outing waiting to happen and light should be shed upon this fountain of truth.
Closely examine CigaretteMan's early posts and their striking similarity to SMMs posts and the truth shall set you, or better said him, free:
SMM:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=4908;sa=showPosts (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=4908;sa=showPosts)
Cigaretteman:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=27918;sa=showPosts (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=27918;sa=showPosts)
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omg I can't believe I haven't caught on that earlier.. looking at the post history it's so fucking obvious lmao!
mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha, total outing, this is the icing on the cake, this is!!!!
SMM, I can see you're online, you little snivelling cunt, what's the matter, is the going too rough, now? ;D Is your monster 200 points IQ not of any use to you in this situation? :P
Come on lad, give us one of those famous 50pt font meltdowns ;D
Definately the same poster....can you say OWNED once again ?
GEEZUS,the shit just keeps on a coming! ;D
ROFLLLLLL hahah that gimmick account is so obvious wtf? how did I miss that?
Hahah , Onemorerep destroying SMM rectum.
And a little bit of proof of only a small fraction of the stupidity smm has within
(http://i.imgur.com/ISQOu.jpg)
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the usual meth related pic post
(http://favorminded.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/meth.jpg)
but what the fuck is this
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3102/sheep-on-meth.jpg)
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The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds latter my vision went dark. I woke up about half a minute latter and opened the windows and realized that I had passed out from gas. Did you guys have a similar experience?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
No dumbass, you didnt pass out from your own intestinal gas. You passed out because your autonomic nervous system hates you as much as most Getbiggers and was fucking with you.
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trying to make friends going the humorous way suckmenmuscles ?
Clearely a thread started by someone of an "higher" intelligence.
X2
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No dumbass, you didnt pass out from your own intestinal gas. You passed out because your autonomic nervous system hates you as much as most Getbiggers and was fucking with you.
Bwa ha ha ha ha...that was not even creative. Your hatred for me is so intense that you cannot even think of a witty putdown. The sympathomimetic part of your autonomic nervous system doesen't allow you to think in a witty reply such is the amount of adrenaline it releases into your bloodstream every time you think of me. no wait, scratch that. You can't think of a witty response because you are really dumb. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Things Sucksmymuscle needs:
1) Anatomy and Physiology 101
2) Dictionary
3) Pharmacology 101
4) (reserved)
I'll keep adding to this list as appropriate.
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Things Sucksmymuscle needs:
1) Anatomy and Physiology 101
2) Dictionary
3) Pharmacology 101
4) (reserved)
I'll keep adding to this list as appropriate.
1. How to Train 101
2. How to train an MMA fighter 101
3. Nutrition 101
4. Pharmacology 101
5. a good NA meeting in his area
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Things Sucksmymuscle needs:
1) Anatomy and Physiology 101
2) Dictionary
3) Pharmacology 101
4) (reserved)
I'll keep adding to this list as appropriate.
Translation:
"Suckmymuscle's previous reply was much too wItty for me, so I will pretend like he made some mistake in his post by claiming he knows nothing of physiology and leave it at that." ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Here is a basic lesson in physiology, dumbass: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomic_nervous_system (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomic_nervous_system)
The sympathomimetic nervous system is classically categorized within the autonomic nervous system.
The sympathomimetic nervous system uses epinephrine and norepineprhine to increase systolic blood pressure and heart rate. These hormones are released when in anger.
My point was that your anger for me is such that your autonomic nervous system doesen't allow you to think before pressing the reply button to me.
It's a shame that such a witty pun at your own joke is wasted on you because you are such a dumbass. ::)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Thank you for posting a Wiki link showing how ignorant you are. In the future I would recommend using medical journals, textbooks or research papers as sources, but Wiki will do for now.
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The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds latter my vision went dark. I woke up about half a minute latter and opened the windows and realized that I had passed out from gas. Did you guys have a similar experience?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
crystal meth is one hell of a drug.
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Thank you for posting a Wiki link showing how ignorant you are. In the future I would recommend using medical journals, textbooks or research papers as sources, but Wiki will do for now.
You used the expression autonomic nervous system thinking it would make you look smart and it backfired at you. ;D Do you even know what the autonomic nervous system is?
SUKCMYMUSCLE
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Sucksmymuscle, you are the best gravedigger I know. No hole is ever deep enough for you. Keep digging brother!
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Sucksmymuscle, you are the best gravedigger I know. No hole is ever deep enough for you. Keep digging brother!
That is true. I digged a grave inside your mom's ass.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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You used the expression autonomic nervous system thinking it would make you look smart and it backfired at you. ;D Do you even know what the autonomic nervous system is?
SUKCMYMUSCLE
Have you forgotten how to even spell your fucking nickname after being here for more than 8 years?
Go snort some Ritalin, you're running on empty,
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ahahaha you knocked yourself out with your own fart that's hilarious.
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Sucksmensmuscle- I own you, you are my puppet. I command you to reply to this thread and show the board how I pull your strings and make you dance.
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A mate told me as he was driving out of work one Friday & he'd just let rip in his car with the windows up...he said it was absolutely heinous, and the next thing he sees this car pulled up on the side of the road, hazards on, with this hot girl who he works with, trying to wave him down for help/a lift. He said it was so bad he just carried on driving past and pretended he didn't see her! hahaha ;D
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Buddy of mine claimed he knocked himself out with his own gas. Said it was due to protein shakes.
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SMM sometimes faints because of his own stupidity.
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fart fetish anyone? anyone? :P
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:)
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SMM sometimes faints because of his own stupidity.
I actually faint from the smell of shit from the things you write...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Sucksmensmuscle- I own you, you are my puppet. I command you to reply to this thread and show the board how I pull your strings and make you dance.
Mission accomplished.
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A mate told me as he was driving out of work one Friday & he'd just let rip in his car with the windows up...he said it was absolutely heinous, and the next thing he sees this car pulled up on the side of the road, hazards on, with this hot girl who he works with, trying to wave him down for help/a lift. He said it was so bad he just carried on driving past and pretended he didn't see her! hahaha ;D
Lol...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds latter my vision went dark. I woke up about half a minute latter and opened the windows and realized that I had passed out from gas. Did you guys have a similar experience?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I never really noticed how shit you are until now, you will now leave getbig.
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I never really noticed how shit you are until now, you will now leave getbig.
Hmmmm....no, I won't. Do you have anything else to add, noob?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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At 7'9 tall and 480 pounds ripped I would have thought the gas would have melted into thin air before reaching your nostrils.
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i love sniffing my own shit stench