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Title: Oh getbiggers my phone was stolen, and my "perverted" pics are on it!
Post by: Everhard on January 29, 2012, 03:58:02 PM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.
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Post by: makaveli25 on January 29, 2012, 03:59:03 PM
Haha ohh boy you are in deep shit
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Post by: A Professional on January 29, 2012, 03:59:28 PM
You've come to the right place.
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Post by: QuakerOats on January 29, 2012, 04:00:37 PM
if youre halfway well endowed you should be proud of them.
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Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2012, 04:01:49 PM
When she asks why she is out of focus and all she can see in the pics is the large black musclebear in the background doing stiff legged deads, tell her its all a mistake and you were really trying to get shots of her fat pussy.
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 29, 2012, 04:04:00 PM
what would craiggers do?
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Post by: makaveli25 on January 29, 2012, 04:05:05 PM
Honestly doubt it will get back to her. I mean why would it. The thief did something illegal why would he broadcast it.
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Post by: Voland on January 29, 2012, 04:06:48 PM
I like the part where you have a hot friend.  ::)
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Post by: QuakerOats on January 29, 2012, 04:10:24 PM
what would craiggers do?
he would kill everyone involved and then spend the rest of his life getting tied to chairs and raped face down by Las Vegas jail guards.
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Post by: chaos on January 29, 2012, 04:13:49 PM
Get fucked Erik, hope the thief sends the pics to every person in your contact list.
Title: Re: Oh getbiggers my phone was stolen, and my "perverted" pics are on it!
Post by: sync pulse on January 29, 2012, 05:32:02 PM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.
Be sure to tell your cellphone company...you could be liable to any charges racked up...the principle motivation to steal cell phones is to use them for expensive overseas calls.
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Post by: qbkilla on January 29, 2012, 06:24:34 PM
no reason to snap pics in gym u should be focused on training,,,my phone never enters the gym,,i never speak to anyone in gym or make eye contact all they do is get in my way
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Post by: wes on January 29, 2012, 06:25:43 PM
PayPal me $ 300.00 and I`ll give it back to you.
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Post by: wes on January 29, 2012, 06:26:35 PM
no reason to snap pics in gym u should be focused on training,,,my phone never enters the gym,,i never speak to anyone in gym or make eye contact all they do is get in my way
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 :D
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Post by: JZMB on January 29, 2012, 06:30:42 PM
Say one retard friend of yours have done it.. Be a coward ;D
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Post by: pedro01 on January 29, 2012, 06:43:27 PM
Happened to me. Some Algerian wanker took my phone.

Funny thing was, the guys uncle or whatever kept calling me back on the number once I'd got the new phone. "Is Ahmed there?", "No, he's a thieving bastard and stole my phone", "I don't believe that, can I speak to him", "No really, he took my phone, he stole it and used it to call you", "Ahmeds not like that, put him on", "Give me his address, I'll go get him"... click...

This was 5 years ago and I reckon if that vid of Missy blowing me was going to surface, it would have done by now.

Harrowing times, I'll admit...
Title: Re: Oh getbiggers my phone was stolen, and my "perverted" pics are on it!
Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2012, 06:58:16 PM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

1) If she is a friend, why should she care....
2) What kind of a tool are you to take pictures of someone in the gym....
3) If you were anything short of smart you would have called your cell phone company, had the thing locked, and then GPS-ed the fucking thing like almost every fucking service has.

PS Hope you end up homeless on the streets sucking cock for your next drug fix you douche bag.
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Post by: tbombz on January 29, 2012, 06:59:04 PM
you sound really paranoid bro..
Title: Re: Oh getbiggers my phone was stolen, and my "perverted" pics are on it!
Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2012, 06:59:25 PM
Happened to me. Some Algerian wanker took my phone.

Funny thing was, the guys uncle or whatever kept calling me back on the number once I'd got the new phone. "Is Ahmed there?", "No, he's a thieving bastard and stole my phone", "I don't believe that, can I speak to him", "No really, he took my phone, he stole it and used it to call you", "Ahmeds not like that, put him on", "Give me his address, I'll go get him"... click...

This was 5 years ago and I reckon if that vid of Missy blowing me was going to surface, it would have done by now.

Harrowing times, I'll admit...


Sounds vaguely like a story I read online where a guy showed how he tracked his iPhone...here is the one I read:

http://iphonetheif.blogspot.com/2010/01/iphone-theif-bust.html
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Post by: BIG ACH on January 29, 2012, 07:03:35 PM
Phones like iphone and android have apps that can remotely wipe your phone, just say you have that and you took action....

Will work until their pics end up on the web, but by then you two would probably have split up LOL
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Post by: BIG ACH on January 29, 2012, 07:06:31 PM
Sounds vaguely like a story I read online where a guy showed how he tracked his iPhone...here is the one I read:

http://iphonetheif.blogspot.com/2010/01/iphone-theif-bust.html


Read a similar story recently but sadly when the original owner confronted the punks who stole his phone they stabbed him and killed him, kid was only 16...  police caught the mother fuckers though!
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Post by: wes on January 29, 2012, 07:11:25 PM
Read a similar story recently but sadly when the original owner confronted the punks who stole his phone they stabbed him and killed him, kid was only 16...  police caught the mother fuckers though!
DAMN!!

That`s fucked up.
Title: Re: Oh getbiggers my phone was stolen, and my "perverted" pics are on it!
Post by: kh300 on January 29, 2012, 07:20:19 PM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

who cares? I recently got confronted by a girl who asked me ''were you just staring at my boobs?'' I said yes. She then says ''why''. I said because I want them. She acted all annoyed but I hooked up with her 2 weeks after.

So if it gets back to her that you took pics, just say cuz your hot. Only a pussy would need an excuse.
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Post by: Krankenstein on January 29, 2012, 07:28:08 PM
who cares? I recently got confronted by a girl who asked me ''were you just staring at my boobs?'' I said yes. She then says ''why''. I said because I want them. She acted all annoyed but I hooked up with her 2 weeks after.

So if it gets back to her that you took pics, just say cuz your hot. Only a pussy would need an excuse.

Alpha male....all the way alpha   ;D
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Post by: wes mantooth on January 29, 2012, 07:32:28 PM
dude, youre unemployed, ride the bus, and cant finish college....sounds like you got bigger fish to fry.

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Post by: BayGBM on January 29, 2012, 07:40:18 PM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

I take it your phone was not password protected?  Why not?  After one minute (I can set the duration) my iPhone requires a 4-digit password to unlock and be functional.  No one can access any of the data on the phone (address book, photos, apps, etc.) until the password is entered.  If you enter the wrong password too many times the phone will delete all its data.  Same is true for the iPad.  Of course, you can recover any lost data by simply syncing with your computer again.  Lock your phone.  It is a personal device; no one should be using it but you.  

If you lose your iPhone (or iPad) you can use the "Find iPhone" to locate it.  http://www.apple.com/iphone/built-in-apps/find-my-iphone.html  You can even order the lost phone to display specific text (like your name, address, or home number) and emit a special signal and full volume (even if it is on mute) to help you find it... if it fell under your desk or in between the seat cushions for example.
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Post by: A Professional on January 29, 2012, 07:43:22 PM
Everyone giving serious responses to a guy with 4 post that comes to a bodybuilding board with a 'problem'.  ::)
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Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on January 29, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
tell her you planned on posting the pics on getbig in a WYHI thread or a HHWYHI thread


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Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 29, 2012, 09:12:04 PM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.
joke aside: you are losing the old to make room for the new
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Post by: wes on January 29, 2012, 09:23:34 PM
Everyone giving serious responses to a guy with 4 post that comes to a bodybuilding board with a 'problem'.  ::)
No shit huh ?  ;D
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Post by: Kervin on January 30, 2012, 04:41:25 AM
copy pasta
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Post by: pedro01 on January 30, 2012, 05:06:19 AM
Sounds vaguely like a story I read online where a guy showed how he tracked his iPhone...here is the one I read:

http://iphonetheif.blogspot.com/2010/01/iphone-theif-bust.html


Interesting...

My phone & vids went about 5 years ago. It was a pretty standard Nokia with camera.

Fuck going after an Algerian illegal immigrant in Bangkok...
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Post by: pillowtalk on January 30, 2012, 05:38:21 AM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.
Are you involve din writing the script for the new season of "Friends"  ???
I hear "Jennifer Aniston" is asking big money to come out of retirement.

PT
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Post by: Meso_z on January 30, 2012, 05:46:32 AM
lame gimmick, try harder  ::)
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Post by: pedro01 on January 30, 2012, 06:19:36 AM
lama gimmick, try harder  ::)

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Post by: ChristopherA on January 30, 2012, 06:26:48 AM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of him working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.
Fixed
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Post by: JasonH on January 30, 2012, 06:45:08 AM
Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it.  I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

Haha, okay "neverhard" (oh brother what a name  ::))
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Post by: sync pulse on January 30, 2012, 12:22:36 PM
joke aside: you are losing the old to make room for the new
Platitude!!!
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2012, 12:32:13 PM
be straight up honest.  Tell her you like her a lot and want to be more than friends.  You took the pics to remember her when she's not around.
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Post by: HTexan on January 30, 2012, 12:47:10 PM
find my iphone -> wipe iphone ;)