Author Topic: Oh getbiggers my phone was stolen, and my "perverted" pics are on it! (Read 4258 times)

Everhard · « **on:** January 29, 2012, 03:58:02 PM »

Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it. I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2012, 03:59:03 PM »

Haha ohh boy you are in deep shit

A Professional · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2012, 03:59:28 PM »

You've come to the right place.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:00:37 PM »

if youre halfway well endowed you should be proud of them.

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:01:49 PM »

When she asks why she is out of focus and all she can see in the pics is the large black musclebear in the background doing stiff legged deads, tell her its all a mistake and you were really trying to get shots of her fat pussy.

240 is Back · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:04:00 PM »

what would craiggers do?

makaveli25 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:05:05 PM »

Honestly doubt it will get back to her. I mean why would it. The thief did something illegal why would he broadcast it.

Voland · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:06:48 PM »

I like the part where you have a hot friend.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:10:24 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 29, 2012, 04:04:00 PM

what would craiggers do?

he would kill everyone involved and then spend the rest of his life getting tied to chairs and raped face down by Las Vegas jail guards.

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2012, 04:13:49 PM »

Get fucked Erik, hope the thief sends the pics to every person in your contact list.

sync pulse · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2012, 05:32:02 PM »

Quote from: Everhard on January 29, 2012, 03:58:02 PM

Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it. I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

Be sure to tell your cellphone company...you could be liable to any charges racked up...the principle motivation to steal cell phones is to use them for expensive overseas calls.

qbkilla · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:24:34 PM »

no reason to snap pics in gym u should be focused on training,,,my phone never enters the gym,,i never speak to anyone in gym or make eye contact all they do is get in my way

wes · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:25:43 PM »

PayPal me $ 300.00 and I`ll give it back to you.

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:26:35 PM »

Quote from: qbkilla on January 29, 2012, 06:24:34 PM

no reason to snap pics in gym u should be focused on training,,,my phone never enters the gym,,i never speak to anyone in gym or make eye contact all they do is get in my way

JZMB · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:30:42 PM »

Say one retard friend of yours have done it.. Be a coward

pedro01 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:43:27 PM »

Happened to me. Some Algerian wanker took my phone.

Funny thing was, the guys uncle or whatever kept calling me back on the number once I'd got the new phone. "Is Ahmed there?", "No, he's a thieving bastard and stole my phone", "I don't believe that, can I speak to him", "No really, he took my phone, he stole it and used it to call you", "Ahmeds not like that, put him on", "Give me his address, I'll go get him"... click...

This was 5 years ago and I reckon if that vid of Missy blowing me was going to surface, it would have done by now.

Harrowing times, I'll admit...

Krankenstein · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Everhard on January 29, 2012, 03:58:02 PM

Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it. I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

1) If she is a friend, why should she care....
2) What kind of a tool are you to take pictures of someone in the gym....
3) If you were anything short of smart you would have called your cell phone company, had the thing locked, and then GPS-ed the fucking thing like almost every fucking service has.

PS Hope you end up homeless on the streets sucking cock for your next drug fix you douche bag.

tbombz · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:59:04 PM »

you sound really paranoid bro..

Krankenstein · « **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2012, 06:59:25 PM »

Quote from: pedro01 on January 29, 2012, 06:43:27 PM

Happened to me. Some Algerian wanker took my phone.

Funny thing was, the guys uncle or whatever kept calling me back on the number once I'd got the new phone. "Is Ahmed there?", "No, he's a thieving bastard and stole my phone", "I don't believe that, can I speak to him", "No really, he took my phone, he stole it and used it to call you", "Ahmeds not like that, put him on", "Give me his address, I'll go get him"... click...

This was 5 years ago and I reckon if that vid of Missy blowing me was going to surface, it would have done by now.

Harrowing times, I'll admit...

Sounds vaguely like a story I read online where a guy showed how he tracked his iPhone...here is the one I read:

http://iphonetheif.blogspot.com/2010/01/iphone-theif-bust.html

BIG ACH · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:03:35 PM »

Phones like iphone and android have apps that can remotely wipe your phone, just say you have that and you took action....

Will work until their pics end up on the web, but by then you two would probably have split up LOL

BIG ACH · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:06:31 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on January 29, 2012, 06:59:25 PM

Sounds vaguely like a story I read online where a guy showed how he tracked his iPhone...here is the one I read:

http://iphonetheif.blogspot.com/2010/01/iphone-theif-bust.html

Read a similar story recently but sadly when the original owner confronted the punks who stole his phone they stabbed him and killed him, kid was only 16... police caught the mother fuckers though!

wes · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:11:25 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on January 29, 2012, 07:06:31 PM

Read a similar story recently but sadly when the original owner confronted the punks who stole his phone they stabbed him and killed him, kid was only 16... police caught the mother fuckers though!

DAMN!!

That`s fucked up.

kh300 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:20:19 PM »

Quote from: Everhard on January 29, 2012, 03:58:02 PM

Guys please hold the jokes. I need some "what excuse can I use" answers. So other day my hot friend was in the gym working out with me and every chance I would get I would snap a quick pic of her working out. You know you would all do the same thing. Anyway today at the gym my damn phone was stolen with the pics still on it, and now I am like what the hell do I do if the pics are seen, and it gets back to her that the pics were on it. I need some excuses to come up with. Lets come up with some good excuses because my week has been shit.

No job, been turned down for two jobs I applied for last week, got a letter from school saying I am not eligible for financial aid at school, plus my motor blew up in my car. BTW, all this happend with in a span of two weeks.

who cares? I recently got confronted by a girl who asked me ''were you just staring at my boobs?'' I said yes. She then says ''why''. I said because I want them. She acted all annoyed but I hooked up with her 2 weeks after.

So if it gets back to her that you took pics, just say cuz your hot. Only a pussy would need an excuse.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:28:08 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on January 29, 2012, 07:20:19 PM

who cares? I recently got confronted by a girl who asked me ''were you just staring at my boobs?'' I said yes. She then says ''why''. I said because I want them. She acted all annoyed but I hooked up with her 2 weeks after.

So if it gets back to her that you took pics, just say cuz your hot. Only a pussy would need an excuse.

Alpha male....all the way alpha

wes mantooth · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2012, 07:32:28 PM »

dude, youre unemployed, ride the bus, and cant finish college....sounds like you got bigger fish to fry.