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Title: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: the trainer on February 07, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
Do you cock your arms out wide  and suck in your gut with your head held high when walking then you are suffering from imaginary lat syndrome, to cure this sickness put your hands in your pocket and or try to keep your arms as close to your body as possible, how many getbiggers are suffering from this sickness.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Papper on February 07, 2012, 10:58:21 AM
Subject is unfortunately in the advanced stages



Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Brocty on February 07, 2012, 11:01:09 AM
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Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: viking1 on February 07, 2012, 11:05:20 AM
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 11:05:55 AM
Do you cock your arms out wide  and suck in your gut with your head held high when walking then you are suffering from imaginary lat syndrome, to cure this sickness put your hands in your pocket and or try to keep your arms as close to your body as possible, how many getbiggers are suffering from this sickness.


Hi Ed
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Tito24 on February 07, 2012, 11:12:04 AM
fuck my dick hurts so much from jacking off all day seriously
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: affeman on February 07, 2012, 11:16:38 AM
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: B_B_C on February 07, 2012, 11:28:18 AM
Do you cock your arms out wide  and suck in your gut with your head held high when walking then you are suffering from imaginary lat syndrome, to cure this sickness put your hands in your pocket and or try to keep your arms as close to your body as possible, how many getbiggers are suffering from this sickness.


are you making good progress with your 12 step program for this addiction?
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: the trainer on February 07, 2012, 12:05:44 PM
are you making good progress with your 12 step program for this addiction?

The problem i have is i am unable to scratch my back because of my lat width, i am trying to become more flexible to fix this.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 07, 2012, 12:08:38 PM
My muscular proportions make buying clothes hell.......I go bankrupt   >:( >:( :'(
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: irishdave on February 07, 2012, 12:10:39 PM
My muscular proportions make buying clothes hell.......I go bankrupt   >:( >:( :'(

How big are you? The Dutch are tall but skinny. I'm 6'5" and don't feel that tall here...but I'm nearly 260lbs now
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 07, 2012, 12:12:28 PM
How big are you? The Dutch are tall but skinny. I'm 6'5" and don't feel that tall here...but I'm nearly 260lbs now
I can't beat 6'5'' my friend. But the Dutch aren't naturally skinny I think. Dutch are Germans, you know. Germanics, just the same. I'm about 6'1.5''...
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 12:16:28 PM
I can't beat 6'5'' my friend. But the Dutch aren't naturally skinny I think. Dutch are Germans, you know. Germanics, just the same. I'm about 6'1.5''...

Oh yeah, our country is full of Wolf's, Ruhls and Gunters ::)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 07, 2012, 12:18:02 PM
Oh yeah, our country is full of Wolf's, Ruhls and Gunters ::)
Here we go again..
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: B_B_C on February 07, 2012, 12:20:54 PM
The problem i have is i am unable to scratch my back because of my lat width, i am trying to become more flexible to fix this.

oh fuck that tough, so whos been wiping your arse for ya?
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 12:33:24 PM
Here we go again..

Sorry for the future mental DOMS, I hope training is going well?
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: irishdave on February 07, 2012, 12:33:54 PM
I can't beat 6'5'' my friend. But the Dutch aren't naturally skinny I think. Dutch are Germans, you know. Germanics, just the same. I'm about 6'1.5''...

I know they're Germanic, they look and sound the same and both tight as fuck with money
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: irishdave on February 07, 2012, 12:37:53 PM
Sorry for the future mental DOMS, I hope training is going well?

do you not like Holland, brah? All the Dutch love their country, think it's the best ever :)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 07, 2012, 12:39:01 PM
Sorry for the future mental DOMS, I hope training is going well?
Blew out my back, had to crawl this weekend. It sucks, it's really different at 43 than at 23, I guess you know about it..... :'( :'(
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: 240 is Back on February 07, 2012, 12:40:13 PM
ILS is one of the funniest things you can see in person.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
do you not like Holland, brah? All the Dutch love their country, think it's the best ever :)

Unfortunately "yes". On this board, DG is the only proud Dutchman, not Freespirit, Tito or me.

(http://www.tomhautekiet.com/site/somework/poster/HollandSucks/1-HollandSucks.jpg)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: irishdave on February 07, 2012, 12:46:39 PM
Unfortunately "yes". On this board, DG is the only proud Dutchman, not Freespirit, Tito or me.

(http://www.tomhautekiet.com/site/somework/poster/HollandSucks/1-HollandSucks.jpg)

It's just a boring country, that's all. Good drugs though!!!
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 07, 2012, 12:46:54 PM


lolz
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 12:47:02 PM
Blew out my back, had to crawl this weekend. It sucks, it's really different at 43 than at 23, I guess you know about it..... :'( :'(

Yes, recovery is a bitch, you can't go full blown each time like 10-15 years ago, but I'm better than those days, must be the "muscle maturity" (yes naive).
Yesterday I started a HST cycle (no, not HRT, but more like this http://www.hypertrophy-specific.com/hst_index.html)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 07, 2012, 12:47:44 PM
In Dubai India, its also known as Kamali Syndrome.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Borracho on February 07, 2012, 12:53:15 PM
In Dubai India, its also known as Kamali Syndrome.

lol

But Dubai is the United Arab Emirates. Meh... close enough I guess.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 12:56:50 PM
It's just a boring country, that's all. Good drugs though!!!

The country itself and most of its people. Most people I hang out with, have other nationalities.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Megalodon on February 07, 2012, 12:56:56 PM



 ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 07, 2012, 01:05:01 PM
It's just a boring country, that's all. Good drugs though!!!
I think you like all the Dutch at getbig, Dave (other than me). They all hate our country, but they are too much chicken shit to emigrate (except Optimus primus)...
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: irishdave on February 07, 2012, 01:05:19 PM
The country itself and most of its people. Most people I hang out with, have other nationalities.

What is wrong with them? Myself and the rest of the Irish lads over here with me can't get over how the Dutch are. They don't show much friendlyness or personality, never wave you out or let you go in traffic or gesture to you. Just really rude in general. I'm still not used to it and I've been living here nearly 2 years.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: dr.chimps on February 07, 2012, 01:06:03 PM
lol

But Dubai is the United Arab Emirates. Meh... close enough I guess.
You must be new here, besides being geographically challenged.    ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: irishdave on February 07, 2012, 01:06:33 PM
I think you like all the Dutch at getbig, Dave (other than me). They all hate our country, but they are too much chicken shit to emigrate (except Optimus primus)...

You're obviously a cool dude. I just don't get the pysche of the majority of the Dutch, very robotic or something. Just a different culture to me (which has it's own problems like severe alcoholism)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: viking1 on February 07, 2012, 01:26:57 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090209/selection_88_00.jpg)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 01:27:49 PM
What is wrong with them? Myself and the rest of the Irish lads over here with me can't get over how the Dutch are. They don't show much friendlyness or personality, never wave you out or let you go in traffic or gesture to you. Just really rude in general. I'm still not used to it and I've been living here nearly 2 years.

Your observation makes sense.
It's hard to place a finger on this, but I think this has much to do with... individualism.
Apart from things like soccer and going to a bar, many Dutch miss the feeling of being united. This has much to do with our multi cultural society (many people find it hard to accept the differences in mentality, language, religion, etc). Another thing is that we've almost lost our religion completely. Then there is a horrible thing, called overpopulation (as a result people adjust their attitude to keep their space) and finally we have a government, which act more like an accountant than a responsible leader, supporting their people. The Dutch want to be free, more than being united and taking care about others (our family and close friends excluded). This all causes individualism and indifference.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: supernick on February 07, 2012, 01:31:23 PM
its also known invisible watermellon syndrome
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: True on February 07, 2012, 01:32:14 PM
I have naturally broad shoulders. Theres no need for me to imagine-walk anything... 8)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 01:36:46 PM
A man on my work says I shouldn't use aggressive deodorants  ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Borracho on February 07, 2012, 01:37:24 PM
You must be new here, besides being geographically challenged.    ;D

 :(
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: dr.chimps on February 07, 2012, 01:40:28 PM
:(
Educate yourself, Son.  ;)

/credit: 240
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Borracho on February 07, 2012, 01:51:44 PM
Educate yourself, Son.  ;)

/credit: 240

I demand there be a sticky regarding this matter.  >:(
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 07, 2012, 01:53:11 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090209/selection_88_00.jpg)
repost x10  or  x50  ?
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: viking1 on February 07, 2012, 01:55:21 PM
more like, x 250       too good to not repost  :D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 07, 2012, 01:57:44 PM
repost x10  or  x50  ?

As classic as your music vids with fossils, holding a guitar  ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: the trainer on February 07, 2012, 03:00:17 PM
oh fuck that tough, so whos been wiping your arse for ya?

The ass wiping job is available so you can send me your resume, please list how many asses you have cleaned with your tongue and also put references, if you check out then you have the job.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: makaveli25 on February 07, 2012, 03:25:53 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090209/selection_88_00.jpg)

There goes my hero watch him as he goes.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: BIG ACH on February 07, 2012, 03:36:14 PM
In Dubai India, its also known as Kamali Syndrome.

Right, because King Kamali has a tiny back....     ::)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/269194_233474886685274_233457346687028_742196_2324523_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Rami on February 07, 2012, 03:38:42 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090209/selection_88_00.jpg)

he must have just teleported there from the 80's, this proves teleportation
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: dr.chimps on February 07, 2012, 03:47:14 PM
Right, because King Kamali has a tiny back....     ::)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/269194_233474886685274_233457346687028_742196_2324523_n.jpg)
Let's see a shot from the front.     ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 07, 2012, 04:33:34 PM
Right, because King Kamali has a tiny back....     ::)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/269194_233474886685274_233457346687028_742196_2324523_n.jpg)

Hey GONZO, http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Gonzo

ILS has nothing to do with the size of a person's back. Its the unnecessary flaring of the back and arms (in everyday situations) regardless of the size.  ::)
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: The_Punisher on February 07, 2012, 04:42:27 PM
lol......the best ones are the 165lbs twinks who just done benching 185lbs and got up and walk around the Gym with arms all flared out like a fucking peacock.....priceless... .. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: Big N on February 07, 2012, 09:22:45 PM


lol One my favorite all time comics.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: basil on February 07, 2012, 10:24:48 PM
Not sure about ILS, but several Getbiggers suffer from it's ugly cousin.  IIS, Imaginary Intelligence Syndrome, is displayed quite often here on Getbig.  I would start the list of afflicted members, but I gotta run.
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: The_Punisher on February 08, 2012, 05:23:36 AM
Not sure about ILS, but several Getbiggers suffer from it's ugly cousin.  IIS, Imaginary Intelligence Syndrome, is displayed quite often here on Getbig.  I would start the list of afflicted members, but I gotta run.

hahahahah......never heard of this before......who's on the list?
Title: Re: Imaginary Lat syndrome
Post by: jaejonna on February 08, 2012, 09:09:33 AM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090209/selection_88_00.jpg)
that guy is owning that fresh lawn of undergrads with ease.