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Title: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: BOW on February 14, 2012, 01:36:22 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 01:37:35 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.
Tough guy....but seriously: not a funny topic.   >:(
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: MikMaq on February 14, 2012, 01:39:34 PM
Tough guy....but seriously: not a funny topic.   >:(
Fuck off vag.




The answer is simple you'd loose all interest in killing yourself after all that fun. I'm sure many people that rob and rape do think that but oce they experience true happiness are unable to part with life.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Papper on February 14, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
some people do strap explosive to themselves and make an attack against what they hate, ya know
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 01:42:32 PM
Fuck off vag.




I never liked you MikMaq.....of course I will give you a chance to speak up for yourself..
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: BOW on February 14, 2012, 01:45:37 PM
some people do strap explosive to themselves and make an attack against what they hate, ya know
yeah, but never in a ferrari.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: makaveli25 on February 14, 2012, 01:46:10 PM
I had a friend in highschool he was an absolute maniac. He could take pain like no man I've ever seen before. He was a state champ wrestler and an All American defensive end that weighed under 200 pounds. His mom had died of brain cancer and he was hooked on Oxycontin real bad. Someone found his charred body in the woods. He tied himself to a tree and poored gasoline all over himself  :-[ No one could believe it. It shocked the whole town.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 01:49:07 PM
There are very few so called "balance suicides" (insurance money for family and stuff). Most people who kill themselves are very sick psychiatric patients, nothing to make fun about. Seen a lot of them over the years..
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Nails on February 14, 2012, 01:49:45 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.


few years back in Los Angeles


Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: MikMaq on February 14, 2012, 01:51:49 PM
There are very few so called "balance suicides" (insurance money for family and stuff). Most people who kill themselves are very sick psychiatric patients, nothing to make fun about. Seen a lot of them over the years..
Very sick I think is a relative term, to me if you got real problems(mental) it's perfectly alright.

You can joke about anything especially if it's real.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 01:52:48 PM
I actually agree, there should be no taboos to joke about.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: B_B_C on February 14, 2012, 01:54:04 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.

are you planning a spectacular and sucessful departure any time soon?
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Wiggs on February 14, 2012, 01:55:46 PM
Why dont you show us how its done miqmak
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: MikMaq on February 14, 2012, 01:59:49 PM
Why dont you show us how its done miqmak
Get a canoe, a case of beer, go out fishing in early spring, late fall, and tip it, you'll freeze/drown super fast, people will just think you  used poor judgement while enjoying a hobby you love. These kind of suicides are way more common than you think. There a great way to take control of your life without fucking friends and family.

It was my plan for a while, had a sleep disorder got it fixed lucky me... but i know several close friends that will or have attempted to kill themselves for whatever reason. 
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Papper on February 14, 2012, 02:00:49 PM
I actually agree, there should be no taboos to joke about.

imo, it's not the subject, rather the timing and manner in which you joke that can be unpopular. i expect everything on getbig, and i kind of like that some things can be uncensored.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: berblexer on February 14, 2012, 02:01:12 PM
A good suicide and pretty failsafe too is flying a plane and crashing into something, but you need a flying license first, shouldnt be too hard to get.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: the trainer on February 14, 2012, 02:06:55 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.

Why dont you go kill your fucking self with style and show us how its done.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Aussie Duffman on February 14, 2012, 02:08:14 PM
My father and hrother both did it cant wait to hear about when you have someone you know do
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on February 14, 2012, 02:09:48 PM
There are very few so called "balance suicides" (insurance money for family and stuff). Most people who kill themselves are very sick psychiatric patients, nothing to make fun about. Seen a lot of them over the years..


First off, I love the dutch.


Secondly, you're fuckin' hypocrite. This topic isn't funny, yet you find the majority of Stark's posts entertaining ?? Oh, I never forget. NEVER forget. You thought that " drowning puppies " was perfectly fine because Stark wasn't serious, yet you find that this topic should be off-limits ??????


Do me a favor ... go fuck yourself, Doc.  
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 02:10:01 PM
imo, it's not the subject, rather the timing and manner in which you joke that can be unpopular. i expect everything on getbig, and i kind of like that some things can be uncensored.
x2
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 02:12:16 PM

First off, I love the dutch.


Secondly, you're fuckin' hypocrite. This topic isn't funny, yet you find the majority of Stark's posts entertaining ?? Oh, I never forget. NEVER forget. You thought that " drowning puppies " was perfectly fine because Stark wasn't serious, yet you find that this topic should be off-limits ??????


Do me a favor ... go fuck yourself, Doc.  
Take it easy, Iron disciple, you're mixing things up....don't be offensive, I never have been to you.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 14, 2012, 02:13:35 PM
Suicide use to be looked at as Nobel act by many. A guy like Craig Titus could do the world a favor and just be gone...
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on February 14, 2012, 02:19:25 PM
Take it easy, Iron disciple, you're mixing things up....don't be offensive, I never have been to you.


I don't believe i'm mixing anything up, sir. I have a very good memory. Hmmm ... perhaps my post might have been a little over the top though. A tad bit melodramatic. I tend to get worked up rather easily at times. So, I apologize for the offensive language used. There.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 14, 2012, 02:20:55 PM
I respect you as a poster, IronDisc. The truth... 8)
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on February 14, 2012, 02:26:19 PM
I respect you as a poster, IronDisc. The truth... 8)


And I respect the dutch and their educational systems. My country should take notes. If they did, we wouldn't have so many inbred retards running around. And that's just in the White House ! ;D ;D
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: breakmore on February 14, 2012, 02:43:59 PM
There are some pretty cool suicides out there dude, just have to look in the right places.  :)

(http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z6dqi0.jpg)
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 14, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.

because most people who suicide dont want their pain to be inflicted on others
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 03:03:59 PM
Go to the National Zoo, or to one that gets a lot of traffic, go play in the lion's cage...seeing a guy actually being killed by big cats in front of them will be very educational, especially to that little girl who wasn t afraid of the lion.
Or go "fall" into the Bear exhibit...

Go wrestle a Gorilla...

Or go to the National Aquarium, and jump into the shark exhibit, make sure you cut yourself so that blood is everywhere...

Or find an exhibit with Piranhas, have cuts everywhere and jump in, should be fun...

During NY Eve when the countdown starts in times square, jum from the ball as it goes down...
Date Lorena Bobbit.

Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: berblexer on February 14, 2012, 03:06:23 PM
Go to the National Zoo, or to one that gets a lot of traffic, go play in the lion's cage...seeing a guy actually being killed by big cats in front of them will be very educational, especially to that little girl who wasn t afraid of the lion.
Or go "fall" into the Bear exhibit...

Go wrestle a Gorilla...

Or go to the National Aquarium, and jump into the shark exhibit, make sure you cut yourself so that blood is everywhere...

Or find an exhibit with Piranhas, have cuts everywhere and jump in, should be fun...

During NY Eve when the countdown starts in times square, jum from the ball as it goes down...
Date Lorena Bobbit.



what if you are a 350 pound muscle monster and you win?
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 03:08:00 PM
I had a friend in highschool he was an absolute maniac. He could take pain like no man I've ever seen before. He was a state champ wrestler and an All American defensive end that weighed under 200 pounds. His mom had died of brain cancer and he was hooked on Oxycontin real bad. Someone found his charred body in the woods. He tied himself to a tree and poored gasoline all over himself  :-[ No one could believe it. It shocked the whole town.
GEEZUS!! 
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: lesaucer on February 14, 2012, 03:29:18 PM
When people wanna kill themselves its always OD on something, jump off a bridge, on bullet to the dome. If i were to go out im stealing a ferrari, kidnapping kim k and strap the hoe in the passenger seat, load up a few tanks of gasoline/explosives in the back and ram that bitch 180mph+ into ron herris house just for gh15.  Yeah thats how you do it.

LOL thats exactly what i thought when i was desperate one time, load up on caffeine+ephedrina, steal a fucking ferrari and engage the biggest pursuit of all time! that would be the shit
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 03:45:12 PM
what if you are a 350 pound muscle monster and you win?
You ain't gonna win again a 500+ lion or Gorilla...or a 600+ pound grizzly, or a 900+ pound polar bear...the only thing you'll win is the amount of blood you'll spill and the highest pitch notes that can be made...

Plus, with the predators, you'll be feeding them some prime beef, and  you will pass you "anabolics" onto them via your muscles,liver, kidneys and intestinal tract.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: BOW on February 14, 2012, 03:50:41 PM
You ain't gonna win again a 500+ lion or Gorilla...or a 600+ pound grizzly, or a 900+ pound polar bear...the only thing you'll win is the amount of blood you'll spill and the highest pitch notes that can be made...

Plus, with the predators, you'll be feeding them some prime beef, and  you will pass you "anabolics" onto them via your muscles,liver, kidneys and intestinal tract.
i remember hearing about some old man who killed a big ass mountain lion with just a regular knife.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: berblexer on February 14, 2012, 03:51:50 PM
You ain't gonna win again a 500+ lion or Gorilla...or a 600+ pound grizzly, or a 900+ pound polar bear...the only thing you'll win is the amount of blood you'll spill and the highest pitch notes that can be made...

Plus, with the predators, you'll be feeding them some prime beef, and  you will pass you "anabolics" onto them via your muscles,liver, kidneys and intestinal tract.

didn't gladiators use to fight lions and tigers?
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 03:52:48 PM
i remember hearing about some old man who killed a big ass mountain lion with just a regular knife.
That would be me!  ;D
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: makaveli25 on February 14, 2012, 04:01:17 PM
That would be me!  ;D

I could see you doing that. Remeber that lady that killed one with scissors. It jumped in her trailer or something went after her kid. She nailed the sucker right in the heart.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: B_B_C on February 14, 2012, 04:02:18 PM
Go to the National Zoo, or to one that gets a lot of traffic, go play in the lion's cage...seeing a guy actually being killed by big cats in front of them will be very educational, especially to that little girl who wasn t afraid of the lion.

Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 04:04:52 PM
didn't gladiators use to fight lions and tigers?
Yes, with weapons, and often times the gladiators lost. In fact there was such a need for lions, that the Roman Empire is responsible for the near extinction of the Barbary Lion.
In many places, leopards, lions, tigers, wolves, Elephants, were wiped out...

A person, 350 pounds or 500 pounds ain't got shit on a any of those animals, especially a person trying to attempt suicide...
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2012, 04:10:41 PM

Albert was probably a right proper dinner for the lion.
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: el numero uno on February 14, 2012, 04:11:12 PM
A person, 350 pounds or 500 pounds ain't got shit on a any of those animals, especially a person trying to attempt suicide...

What if the bodybuilder shoots to the lion some insulin and he dies from hypoglycemia?
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: wes on February 14, 2012, 04:11:50 PM
I could see you doing that. Remeber that lady that killed one with scissors. It jumped in her trailer or something went after her kid. She nailed the sucker right in the heart.
That was my wife......we don`t fuck around!  ;D
Title: Re: why does no one suicide with style?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 14, 2012, 04:18:22 PM
Go to the National Zoo, or to one that gets a lot of traffic, go play in the lion's cage...seeing a guy actually being killed by big cats in front of them will be very educational, especially to that little girl who wasn t afraid of the lion.
Or go "fall" into the Bear exhibit...

Go wrestle a Gorilla...

Or go to the National Aquarium, and jump into the shark exhibit, make sure you cut yourself so that blood is everywhere...

Or find an exhibit with Piranhas, have cuts everywhere and jump in, should be fun...

During NY Eve when the countdown starts in times square, jum from the ball as it goes down...
Date Lorena Bobbit.




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