Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure
Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
-
You think you will get many posts, Voland ?
-
You think you will get many posts, Voland ?
i should. Its an interesting topic but gaybiggers prefer talking about oiled men posing in thongs and Twink Zane.
the world is doomed.
-
You think you will get many posts, Voland ?
-your personal bitch
voland
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
voland
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
voland
-your personal bodyguard
voland
-your snitch
voland
-
This must give a at least a partial boner, Voland ?
-
-your personal bitch
voland
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
voland
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
voland
-your personal bodyguard
voland
-your snitch
voland
read the rules, bitch. You'll be my bitch.
-
read the rules, bitch. You'll be my bitch.
hey i made you a bodyguard and a snitch, that evens things out
-
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJagapRYmk0juo69jYjL6S5KKGJWjtXduhTsBxX2Z--YM1JgGkd7AsH6DuPw)
-
Princess L... she's all I'll need... ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
gonna go with chess315 as prison friend, learning the ways of the 405 prison bench press
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?Shoot.
you Voland
Bitch: attitude,
Hooker: versatility,
Maid; adadaptability,
bodyguard: big,
snitch: big mouth
your such an all round multitasking multi orificed madam
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
Another list Calvin wont make.
-
you Voland
Bitch: attitude,
Hooker: versatility,
Maid; adadaptability,
bodyguard: big,
snitch: big mouth
your such an all round multitasking multi orificed madam
very funny. You'll be my hooker!. Have fun with the black gang. I'll treat myself to steroids and gh.
-
very funny. You'll be my hooker!. Have fun with the black gang. I'll treat myself to steroids and gh.
i dare say you'd do ok in a little black number
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info
see? this is how you play.
I'd share my cornbread with you :D
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.
-
see? this is how you play.
I'd share my cornhole with you :D
a bottomless pit of generosity?
-
First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.
I think a personal trainer like you would be very high in the pecking order in jail....
-
First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.
small man complex :D
-
I need to poop.
-
I need to poop.
prepping your ass for some love? :-X
-
I need to poop.
its seems indirectly from their posts that either voland ot the trainer is your bedpan man
-
its seems indirectly from their posts that either voland ot the trainer is your bedpan man
Sorry just sitting here feeling all normal then all of a sudden I feel a tapered end peeking out to dot my undies. I had to post it.
-
I wish you good luck. And some toilet humor to end my getbiggerism for today...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sm2xBX63PEI/AAAAAAAArWo/H8rKDpvanXw/s400/toilet_humor_26.jpg)
-
stupider thread than 90% of getbig
-
I wish you good luck. And some toilet humor to end my getbiggerism for today...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sm2xBX63PEI/AAAAAAAArWo/H8rKDpvanXw/s400/toilet_humor_26.jpg)
Not sure I could shit sitting on a pink sink. Kinda feminine. Nice pic though dutch.
-
stupider thread than 90% of getbig
I tried to liven it up with my poop story. Didn't help??
-
stupider thread than 90% of getbig
and you just posted on the second page ;)
-
and you just posted on the second page ;)
yeah, youre quite inpirational ::)
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info
lol youve obviously never been into a prison of any kind. JNN wouldnt last 5 minutes. The guys in there would fucking hate him. Like seriously not be able to stand him for one fuckign second. He wouldnt be allowed to sit at anyone's table, nobody would let him watch T.V. during break, no one would ever talk to him, and is milk and juice would probably get stolen at every meal.
as for me being a hooker in jail. i wouldnt mind that ;D
-
yeah, youre quite inpirational ::)
i'm a pirate now?
-
i'm a pirate now?
LMAO!
-
i'm a pirate now?
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o
-
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o
Come on guys, lets get along. Would it help if I posted my turd when it comes out?
-
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o
use some iodine for that wound, butthurt.
-
lol youve obviously never been into a prison of any kind. JNN wouldnt last 5 minutes. The guys in there would fucking hate him. Like seriously not be able to stand him for one fuckign second. He wouldnt be allowed to sit at anyone's table, nobody would let him watch T.V. during break, no one would ever talk to him, and is milk and juice would probably get stolen at every meal.
as for me being a hooker in jail. i wouldnt mind that ;D
Of course, why would I be in prison dumbass!
And yeah, I would be doing you a favor making you the hooker. Because I like you tbombz.
JNN would quickly adapt and thrive in such an environment.
-
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts. this is antithetical to JNN.
-
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts. this is antithetical to JNN.
most guys in prison are pathetic losers bragging about when they were tony montana
-
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts. this is antithetical to JNN.
::)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxNDcxNTEwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjg5NTU2._V1._SX363_SY450_.jpg)
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
My bitch would be t-bombs,
My hooker would be Goodrum
My maid/shrink would be Parker (sorry brah)
My bodyguard would be Goudy
My snitch would be onerep
-
I'm not gay, so i don't need a hooker or a bitch.
Maid: Bay
Snitch: Booty
Body guard: Groink (he would be unstoppable with the pharmacy he is on :o)
-
See how to "get big" in prison.
-
See how to "get big" in prison.
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.
-
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.
He's the Black Dennis Wolf!!
-
Another list Calvin wont make.
LOL...damn....I was just going to say "in before CalvinH comment"
-
He's the Black Dennis Wolf!!
looked like flex wheeler
i wonder how craig titus feels when running into dudes like this
-
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.
Fucking insane.
-
(http://www.mei1940.org/show_image.php?id=806&scalesize=0&nocount=y)
-
This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........
-
This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........
i laugh at his high lats insertions. I'd make him my hooker. guy gonna make me some money.
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
What's a personal bitch?
How do you trade a getbigger to other inmates for food? Is that even possible? Why would they trade food for a fat powerlifter?
Why would i have someone cleaning my room? I prefer privacy, and only one but me knows how to do the laundry as i want it, it would not be as good if i let someone else do it. If you want it done, you do it the best yourself.
What is a snitch?
Why would i want a bodyguard?
Speak on this.
-
Ok ill need:
1. Pillowtalk (will be handy to rent out as a punchbag in exchange for tobacco/weed etc)
2. Wes (can use his pension to buy steriods and gh)
3. W8M8 (can use her face for warding off evil spirits & drink her urine if test supplies are low)
4. Tbombz (can keep vials of his blood in syringes and threaten people with HIV)
5. Onemorerep (in case I really get desperate for a BJ - no homo)
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?
Shoot.
why would any straight man "imagine himself in prison"?
"picture yourself in a cage, handcuff and sharing bathroom is with other men", let me guess, is "Bay" the prison guard in your dreams?
-
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=415663.0;attach=458293;image)
gh15, you piece of shit, is this the limits of black development? i'd like your answer on this one. ::)
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch - none, not homo
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food) - jnn, a freaky looking bitch he is
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc) - bay, he's probably a tidy homo
-your personal bodyguard - gangstalean, a great connection for muslim protection
-your snitch - cleanestnatural, he already does it on getbig. give him some of your personal info and see what happens.
who and why?
Shoot.
-
Bodyguard - Jonny Falcoln, i cant imagine many people wanting to mess with him in the real world.
As for the others no idea!
-
What's a personal bitch?
How do you trade a getbigger to other inmates for food? Is that even possible? Why would they trade food for a fat powerlifter?
Why would i have someone cleaning my room? I prefer privacy, and only one but me knows how to do the laundry as i want it, it would not be as good if i let someone else do it. If you want it done, you do it the best yourself.
What is a snitch?
Why would i want a bodyguard?
Speak on this.
thats how prison works, the are bitches and queen b's and inmates (jocks) pimp them for money and/or drugs and/or whatever they want.
In prison you want to diminish the others, humiliating them you show how powerful you are make them be you maids.
you will need snitch because alphas constantly fight for the power in prison and plot killing each other. You needs all info.
you needs a bodyguard because you're a frail asian.
-
thats how prison works, the are bitches and queen b's and inmates (jocks) pimp them for money and/or drugs and/or whatever they want.
In prison you want to diminish the others, humiliating them you show how powerful you are make them be you maids.
you will need snitch because alphas constantly fight for the power in prison and plot killing each other. You needs all info.
you needs a bodyguard because you're a frail asian.
But if you do not need drugs etc you don't need a bitch/queen bartholomew
Don't need maids either, i have no need to diminish or humiliate anyone, they know how powerful i am without humiliating people.
Even moreso since i don't need to humiliate anyone.
Do not care about plotting, thus no need for a snitch.
No need for bodyguard either since i trained tapout few decades ago.
-
But if you do not need drugs etc you don't need a bitch/queen bartholomew
Don't need maids either, i have no need to diminish or humiliate anyone, they know how powerful i am without humiliating people.
Even moreso since i don't need to humiliate anyone.
Do not care about plotting, thus no need for a snitch.
No need for bodyguard either since i trained tapout few decades ago.
i assume you grew in a cossy hood and went to a nice school...you would get rapped and abused and finally stabbed in the showers.
it doesn't matter what you need you have to use the most violence possible (rape, pimping, beating etc etc are all acts of violence) so that other inmates fear (respect) you. This will inevitably polarize the population some will want to join your gang others will join another gang and plot to kill you.
-
i assume you grew in a cossy hood and went to a nice school...you would get rapped and abused and finally stabbed in the showers.
it doesn't matter what you need you have to use the most violence possible (rape, pimping, beating etc etc are all acts of violence) so that other inmates fear (respect) you. This will inevitably polarize the population some will want to join your gang others will join another gang and plot to kill you.
I've heard rap before, it's not so bad. If they want to rap, i have no problem with, as long as it is rhyming well and has witty lyrics.
I rarely shower, i take baths mostly whilst sipping on tea and reading the newspaper.
I'm sure they will fear me and respect me without having to beat someone, since i will carry the getbig-logo high and proud.
There will be chants of "Getbiggers Unite" as we organize the new book-club and trade Shakespearian quotes to pass the time behind bars.
-
i hope i go to jail too
-
i hope i go to jail too
another bitch to my harem.
-
Are there harems in prison? Then i wanna go too!
As long as they serve tea with a crumpet at three o' clock that is!
-
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch Pillowtalker his a pedo, deserves it.
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food) pillowtalker again
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc) musclecenter because his gym looks really clean all the time ;D
-your personal bodyguard wiggs because he is a badass.
-your snitch titus dont need a snitch, but i'll pick one that already does it
(http://i41.tinypic.com/67tceo.jpg)
-
240 - since he would spin and have 95er in twists.