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Title: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 17, 2012, 01:20:03 PM
You think you will get many posts, Voland ?
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:24:04 PM
You think you will get many posts, Voland ?

i should. Its an interesting topic but gaybiggers prefer talking about oiled men posing in thongs and Twink Zane.
the world is doomed.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: berblexer on February 17, 2012, 01:24:58 PM
You think you will get many posts, Voland ?

-your personal bitch

voland

-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)

voland

-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)

voland

-your personal bodyguard

voland

-your snitch

voland

Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 17, 2012, 01:26:15 PM
This must give a at least a partial boner, Voland ?
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:28:33 PM
-your personal bitch

voland

-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)

voland

-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)

voland

-your personal bodyguard

voland

-your snitch

voland



read the rules, bitch. You'll be my bitch.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: berblexer on February 17, 2012, 01:33:21 PM
read the rules, bitch. You'll be my bitch.

hey i made you a bodyguard and a snitch, that evens things out
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: mossel on February 17, 2012, 01:35:23 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJagapRYmk0juo69jYjL6S5KKGJWjtXduhTsBxX2Z--YM1JgGkd7AsH6DuPw)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: WOOO on February 17, 2012, 01:41:12 PM
Princess L... she's all I'll need...   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 17, 2012, 01:46:57 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

gonna go with chess315 as prison friend, learning the ways of the 405 prison bench press

Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: B_B_C on February 17, 2012, 01:52:38 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?Shoot.

you Voland
Bitch: attitude,
Hooker: versatility,
Maid;  adadaptability,
bodyguard: big,
snitch: big mouth
your such an all round multitasking multi orificed  madam
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Cashfan on February 17, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.
Another list Calvin wont make.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:54:42 PM
you Voland
Bitch: attitude,
Hooker: versatility,
Maid;  adadaptability,
bodyguard: big,
snitch: big mouth
your such an all round multitasking multi orificed  madam

very funny. You'll be my hooker!. Have fun with the black gang. I'll treat myself to steroids and gh.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: B_B_C on February 17, 2012, 01:57:39 PM
Quote from: Voland link=topic=415663.date=1329515682
very funny. You'll be my hooker!. Have fun with the black gang. I'll treat myself to steroids and gh.

i dare say you'd do ok in a little black number
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: A Professional on February 17, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info

Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:02:20 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info



see? this is how you play.
I'd share my cornbread with you  :D
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: the trainer on February 17, 2012, 02:09:10 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.




First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: B_B_C on February 17, 2012, 02:09:57 PM
see? this is how you play.
I'd share my cornhole with you  :D

a bottomless pit of generosity?
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 17, 2012, 02:11:21 PM

First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.
I think a personal trainer like you would be very high in the pecking order in jail....
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:12:39 PM

First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.

small man complex  :D
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:13:34 PM
I need to poop.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:16:08 PM
I need to poop.

prepping your ass for some love?  :-X
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: B_B_C on February 17, 2012, 02:16:45 PM
I need to poop.

its seems indirectly from their posts that either voland ot the trainer is your bedpan man
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:18:04 PM
its seems indirectly from their posts that either voland ot the trainer is your bedpan man

Sorry just sitting here feeling all normal then all of a sudden I feel a tapered end peeking out to dot my undies. I had to post it.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 17, 2012, 02:21:42 PM
I wish you good luck. And some toilet humor to end my getbiggerism for today...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sm2xBX63PEI/AAAAAAAArWo/H8rKDpvanXw/s400/toilet_humor_26.jpg)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 17, 2012, 02:23:08 PM
stupider thread than 90% of getbig
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:23:22 PM
I wish you good luck. And some toilet humor to end my getbiggerism for today...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sm2xBX63PEI/AAAAAAAArWo/H8rKDpvanXw/s400/toilet_humor_26.jpg)

Not sure I could shit sitting on a pink sink. Kinda feminine. Nice pic though dutch.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:23:58 PM
stupider thread than 90% of getbig

I tried to liven it up with my poop story. Didn't help??
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:24:32 PM
stupider thread than 90% of getbig

and you just posted on the second page  ;)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 17, 2012, 02:26:19 PM
and you just posted on the second page  ;)

yeah, youre quite inpirational  ::)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: tbombz on February 17, 2012, 02:26:43 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info

lol youve obviously never been into a prison of any kind. JNN wouldnt last 5 minutes. The guys in there would fucking hate him. Like seriously not be able to stand him for one fuckign second. He wouldnt be allowed to sit at anyone's table, nobody would let him watch T.V. during break, no one would ever talk to him, and is milk and juice would probably get stolen at every meal.

as for me being a hooker in jail. i wouldnt mind that  ;D
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:27:20 PM
yeah, youre quite inpirational  ::)

i'm a pirate now?
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:27:51 PM
i'm a pirate now?

LMAO!
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 17, 2012, 02:29:24 PM
i'm a pirate now?

oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:30:29 PM
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o

Come on guys, lets get along. Would it help if I posted my turd when it comes out?
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:38:52 PM
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o

use some iodine for that wound, butthurt.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: A Professional on February 17, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
lol youve obviously never been into a prison of any kind. JNN wouldnt last 5 minutes. The guys in there would fucking hate him. Like seriously not be able to stand him for one fuckign second. He wouldnt be allowed to sit at anyone's table, nobody would let him watch T.V. during break, no one would ever talk to him, and is milk and juice would probably get stolen at every meal.

as for me being a hooker in jail. i wouldnt mind that  ;D

Of course, why would I be in prison dumbass!
And yeah, I would be doing you a favor making you the hooker. Because I like you tbombz.
JNN would quickly adapt and thrive in such an environment.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: tbombz on February 17, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts.  this is antithetical to JNN.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 17, 2012, 02:49:30 PM
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts.  this is antithetical to JNN.

most guys in prison are pathetic losers bragging about when they were tony montana
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: wes on February 17, 2012, 03:11:42 PM
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts.  this is antithetical to JNN.

::)

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxNDcxNTEwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjg5NTU2._V1._SX363_SY450_.jpg)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Wiggs on February 17, 2012, 04:41:21 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

My bitch would be t-bombs,
My hooker would be Goodrum
My maid/shrink would be Parker (sorry brah)
My bodyguard would be Goudy
My snitch would be onerep
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: King Shizzo on February 17, 2012, 05:33:51 PM
I'm not gay, so i don't need a hooker or a bitch.

Maid: Bay
Snitch: Booty
Body guard: Groink (he would be unstoppable with the pharmacy he is on  :o)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: 1stkeepitreal on February 19, 2012, 05:36:05 PM


See how to "get big" in prison.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: che on February 19, 2012, 05:53:12 PM


See how to "get big" in prison.

Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: viking1 on February 19, 2012, 06:32:27 PM
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.

He's the Black Dennis Wolf!!
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Krankenstein on February 19, 2012, 06:33:43 PM
Another list Calvin wont make.

LOL...damn....I was just going to say "in before CalvinH comment"
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 20, 2012, 05:56:51 AM
He's the Black Dennis Wolf!!

looked like flex wheeler


i wonder how craig titus feels when running into dudes like this
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2012, 06:06:39 AM
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.

Fucking insane.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Tito24 on February 20, 2012, 06:30:46 AM
(http://www.mei1940.org/show_image.php?id=806&scalesize=0&nocount=y)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: 1stkeepitreal on February 20, 2012, 06:54:08 AM



This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 06:58:51 AM


This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........

i laugh at his high lats insertions. I'd make him my hooker. guy gonna make me some money.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2012, 07:03:03 AM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

What's a personal bitch?

How do you trade a getbigger to other inmates for food? Is that even possible? Why would they trade food for a fat powerlifter?

Why would i have someone cleaning my room? I prefer privacy, and only one but me knows how to do the laundry as i want it, it would not be as good if i let someone else do it. If you want it done, you do it the best yourself.

What is a snitch?

Why would i want a bodyguard?

Speak on this.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: BigCyp on February 20, 2012, 07:58:57 AM
Ok ill need:

1. Pillowtalk (will be handy to rent out as a punchbag in exchange for tobacco/weed etc)

2. Wes (can use his pension to buy steriods and gh)

3. W8M8 (can use her face for warding off evil spirits & drink her urine if test supplies are low)

4. Tbombz (can keep vials of his blood in syringes and threaten people with HIV)

5. Onemorerep (in case I really get desperate for a BJ - no homo)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Red Hook on February 20, 2012, 08:01:21 AM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

why would any straight man "imagine himself in prison"?

"picture yourself in a cage, handcuff and sharing bathroom is with other men", let me guess, is "Bay" the prison guard in your dreams?
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: G_Thang on February 20, 2012, 08:02:25 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=415663.0;attach=458293;image)

gh15, you piece of shit, is this the limits of black development?  i'd like your answer on this one.  ::) 
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: G_Thang on February 20, 2012, 08:08:37 AM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch - none, not homo
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food) - jnn, a freaky looking bitch he is
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc) - bay, he's probably a tidy homo
-your personal bodyguard - gangstalean, a great connection for muslim protection
-your snitch - cleanestnatural, he already does it on getbig.  give him some of your personal info and see what happens.

who and why?

Shoot.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Darren Avey on February 20, 2012, 08:14:19 AM
Bodyguard - Jonny Falcoln, i cant imagine many people wanting to mess with him in the real world.

As for the others no idea!
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 09:05:42 AM
What's a personal bitch?

How do you trade a getbigger to other inmates for food? Is that even possible? Why would they trade food for a fat powerlifter?

Why would i have someone cleaning my room? I prefer privacy, and only one but me knows how to do the laundry as i want it, it would not be as good if i let someone else do it. If you want it done, you do it the best yourself.

What is a snitch?

Why would i want a bodyguard?

Speak on this.

thats how prison works, the are bitches and queen b's and inmates (jocks) pimp them for money and/or drugs and/or whatever they want.
In prison you want to diminish the others, humiliating them you show how powerful you are make them be you maids.
you will need snitch because alphas constantly fight for the power in prison and plot killing each other. You needs all info.
you needs a bodyguard because you're a frail asian.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2012, 10:53:05 AM
thats how prison works, the are bitches and queen b's and inmates (jocks) pimp them for money and/or drugs and/or whatever they want.
In prison you want to diminish the others, humiliating them you show how powerful you are make them be you maids.
you will need snitch because alphas constantly fight for the power in prison and plot killing each other. You needs all info.
you needs a bodyguard because you're a frail asian.

But if you do not need drugs etc you don't need a bitch/queen bartholomew

Don't need maids either, i have no need to diminish or humiliate anyone, they know how powerful i am without humiliating people.
Even moreso since i don't need to humiliate anyone.

Do not care about plotting, thus no need for a snitch.

No need for bodyguard either since i trained tapout few decades ago.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 11:04:23 AM
But if you do not need drugs etc you don't need a bitch/queen bartholomew

Don't need maids either, i have no need to diminish or humiliate anyone, they know how powerful i am without humiliating people.
Even moreso since i don't need to humiliate anyone.

Do not care about plotting, thus no need for a snitch.

No need for bodyguard either since i trained tapout few decades ago.

i assume you grew in a cossy hood and went to a nice school...you would get rapped and abused and finally stabbed in the showers.

it doesn't matter what you need you have to use the most violence possible (rape, pimping, beating etc etc are all acts of violence) so that other inmates fear (respect) you. This will inevitably polarize the population some will want to join your gang others will join another gang and plot to kill you.



Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2012, 11:12:29 AM
i assume you grew in a cossy hood and went to a nice school...you would get rapped and abused and finally stabbed in the showers.

it doesn't matter what you need you have to use the most violence possible (rape, pimping, beating etc etc are all acts of violence) so that other inmates fear (respect) you. This will inevitably polarize the population some will want to join your gang others will join another gang and plot to kill you.



I've heard rap before, it's not so bad. If they want to rap, i have no problem with, as long as it is rhyming well and has witty lyrics.

I rarely shower, i take baths mostly whilst sipping on tea and reading the newspaper.

I'm sure they will fear me and respect me without having to beat someone, since i will carry the getbig-logo high and proud.

There will be chants of "Getbiggers Unite" as we organize the new book-club and trade Shakespearian quotes to pass the time behind bars.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Tito24 on February 20, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
i hope i go to jail too
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 12:04:03 PM
i hope i go to jail too

another bitch to my harem.
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2012, 10:14:53 PM
Are there harems in prison? Then i wanna go too!

As long as they serve tea with a crumpet at three o' clock that is!
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: HTexan on February 23, 2012, 07:47:25 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Pillowtalker his a pedo, deserves it.
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food) pillowtalker again
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc) musclecenter because his gym looks really clean all the time ;D
-your personal bodyguard wiggs because he is a badass. 
-your snitch titus dont need a snitch, but i'll pick one that already does it

(http://i41.tinypic.com/67tceo.jpg)
Title: Re: imagine you're in prison...
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 23, 2012, 07:49:51 PM
240 - since he would spin and have 95er in twists.