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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2012, 02:23:08 PM »
stupider thread than 90% of getbig
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2012, 02:23:22 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on February 17, 2012, 02:21:42 PM
I wish you good luck. And some toilet humor to end my getbiggerism for today...



Not sure I could shit sitting on a pink sink. Kinda feminine. Nice pic though dutch.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2012, 02:23:58 PM »
Quote from: airosol on February 17, 2012, 02:23:08 PM
stupider thread than 90% of getbig

I tried to liven it up with my poop story. Didn't help??
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2012, 02:24:32 PM »
Quote from: airosol on February 17, 2012, 02:23:08 PM
stupider thread than 90% of getbig

and you just posted on the second page  ;)
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2012, 02:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:24:32 PM
and you just posted on the second page  ;)

yeah, youre quite inpirational  ::)
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2012, 02:26:43 PM »
Quote from: A Professional on February 17, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info

lol youve obviously never been into a prison of any kind. JNN wouldnt last 5 minutes. The guys in there would fucking hate him. Like seriously not be able to stand him for one fuckign second. He wouldnt be allowed to sit at anyone's table, nobody would let him watch T.V. during break, no one would ever talk to him, and is milk and juice would probably get stolen at every meal.

as for me being a hooker in jail. i wouldnt mind that  ;D
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »
Quote from: airosol on February 17, 2012, 02:26:19 PM
yeah, youre quite inpirational  ::)

i'm a pirate now?
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2012, 02:27:51 PM »
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2012, 02:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:27:20 PM
i'm a pirate now?

oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2012, 02:30:29 PM »
Quote from: airosol on February 17, 2012, 02:29:24 PM
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o

Come on guys, lets get along. Would it help if I posted my turd when it comes out?
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2012, 02:38:52 PM »
Quote from: airosol on February 17, 2012, 02:29:24 PM
oh snap.....caught a typo......total stud :o

use some iodine for that wound, butthurt.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2012, 02:40:01 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 17, 2012, 02:26:43 PM
lol youve obviously never been into a prison of any kind. JNN wouldnt last 5 minutes. The guys in there would fucking hate him. Like seriously not be able to stand him for one fuckign second. He wouldnt be allowed to sit at anyone's table, nobody would let him watch T.V. during break, no one would ever talk to him, and is milk and juice would probably get stolen at every meal.

as for me being a hooker in jail. i wouldnt mind that  ;D

Of course, why would I be in prison dumbass!
And yeah, I would be doing you a favor making you the hooker. Because I like you tbombz.
JNN would quickly adapt and thrive in such an environment.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2012, 02:47:01 PM »
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts.  this is antithetical to JNN.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2012, 02:49:30 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 17, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts.  this is antithetical to JNN.

most guys in prison are pathetic losers bragging about when they were tony montana
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2012, 03:11:42 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on February 17, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
doubtful but id hope so. guys in prison dont like people like JNN. they cant stand them. attention whores who dont know when to shut up, always making lame attempts at horrible jokes, effeminate and pathetic, self-depricating, pathetic ..etc. you gotta be a chill indifferent dude who isnt afraid of police and knows when to shut up. you dont share stories unless they are brag worthy and only involving pussy, money or drugs in large amounts.  this is antithetical to JNN.

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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2012, 04:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM
you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

My bitch would be t-bombs,
My hooker would be Goodrum
My maid/shrink would be Parker (sorry brah)
My bodyguard would be Goudy
My snitch would be onerep
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2012, 05:33:51 PM »
I'm not gay, so i don't need a hooker or a bitch.

Maid: Bay
Snitch: Booty
Body guard: Groink (he would be unstoppable with the pharmacy he is on  :o)
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2012, 05:36:05 PM »


See how to "get big" in prison.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2012, 05:53:12 PM »
Quote from: 1stkeepitreal on February 19, 2012, 05:36:05 PM


See how to "get big" in prison.

Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2012, 06:32:27 PM »
Quote from: che on February 19, 2012, 05:53:12 PM
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.

He's the Black Dennis Wolf!!
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2012, 06:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Cashfan on February 17, 2012, 01:52:56 PM
Another list Calvin wont make.

LOL...damn....I was just going to say "in before CalvinH comment"
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2012, 05:56:51 AM »
Quote from: viking1 on February 19, 2012, 06:32:27 PM
He's the Black Dennis Wolf!!

looked like flex wheeler


i wonder how craig titus feels when running into dudes like this
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2012, 06:06:39 AM »
Quote from: che on February 19, 2012, 05:53:12 PM
Holy shit ,dude @ 4:30 is huge.

Fucking insane.
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2012, 06:30:46 AM »
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Re: imagine you're in prison...
« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2012, 06:54:08 AM »



This guy will make Craig Titus cry daddy for sure........
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